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orkanoidz

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Orkanoidz
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Battlefield 4, various stuff
X-box Gamertag: Ag Orkanoidz
Interests: Gaming, Comedy, Computer Programming, REKing knobs
Date Signed Up:7/31/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:New Mexico USA
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I'm actually only 18, wait a minute...

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#11204527 - I tried once by the firing pin on my handgun jammed. I took it…  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
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#11204541 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
from my cock in your ass
[spoiler] [YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH/spoiler]
#11204532 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
>sign from the universe
>everything seemingly significant not just being coincidences
ishygdigwadff
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#11204570 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
your double asshole is a coincidence
#11204571 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
no
#11204522 - Profligate.  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
#11204524 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
try killing yourself
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#11204527 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
I tried once by the firing pin on my handgun jammed. I took it as a sign from the universe that I was to suffer more.
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#11204541 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
from my cock in your ass
[spoiler] [YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH/spoiler]
#11204532 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
>sign from the universe
>everything seemingly significant not just being coincidences
ishygdigwadff
User avatar
#11204570 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
your double asshole is a coincidence
#11204571 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
no
#11204518 - Good night nerds.  [+] (9 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
#11204525 - lebakingsodamemema (8 hours ago) [-]
MEME DREAMS
#11204520 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
retard
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#11204522 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
Profligate.
#11204524 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
try killing yourself
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#11204527 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
I tried once by the firing pin on my handgun jammed. I took it as a sign from the universe that I was to suffer more.
User avatar
#11204541 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
from my cock in your ass
[spoiler] [YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH/spoiler]
#11204532 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
>sign from the universe
>everything seemingly significant not just being coincidences
ishygdigwadff
User avatar
#11204570 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
your double asshole is a coincidence
#11204571 - caette (8 hours ago) [-]
no
#11204503 - Picture 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
#11204499 - I don't care much for holding hands, it's just awkward going a…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
#11204501 - hatsune (8 hours ago) [-]
#11204503 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
#11204481 - I jerk it to still image hentai and real girls all the same. … 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
#11204473 - That's disturbing, but squids to full fill my masochism with t… 8 hours ago on Happy little board +1
#11204468 - I like missionary because it's compassionate and romantic.  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board 0
#11204486 - hatsune (8 hours ago) [-]
and im sure you like holding hands too
literally gas yourself
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#11204499 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't care much for holding hands, it's just awkward going around everywhere holding hands. I like cuddling though.
#11204501 - hatsune (8 hours ago) [-]
#11204503 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
#11204456 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board +1
#11204458 - twi (8 hours ago) [-]
Mfw tongue fetish
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#11204476 - nelliel (8 hours ago) [-]
same
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#11204473 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
That's disturbing, but squids to full fill my masochism with those teeth.
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#11204471 - stilljustamewfag (8 hours ago) [-]
I want that inside me
#11204452 - I do kiss girls, it's my fetish.  [+] (6 new replies) 8 hours ago on Happy little board +1
#11204460 - hatsune (8 hours ago) [-]
and i bet you like missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
sick
#11204468 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
I like missionary because it's compassionate and romantic.
#11204486 - hatsune (8 hours ago) [-]
and im sure you like holding hands too
literally gas yourself
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#11204499 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't care much for holding hands, it's just awkward going around everywhere holding hands. I like cuddling though.
#11204501 - hatsune (8 hours ago) [-]
#11204503 - orkanoidz (8 hours ago) [-]

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#114 - falloutvictim (09/14/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by orkanoidz
**falloutvictim used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutvictim rolls Moral ambiguity.**
what makes orkanoids such a bro
User avatar #10 - maybetraffy (04/09/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by orkanoidz
you need to get banned
User avatar #182 - joshlol (01/06/2016) [-]
merry christmas bro
User avatar #183 to #182 - orkanoidz (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean, I guess?
User avatar #184 to #183 - joshlol (01/06/2016) [-]
it's today in russia yes
User avatar #185 to #184 - orkanoidz (01/06/2016) [-]
>orthodox christmas
See, that's why I don't remember anything about that.
User avatar #180 - shekelnator (12/01/2015) [-]
***** u gay
User avatar #173 - nelliel (11/02/2015) [-]
hi orko
User avatar #175 to #174 - nelliel (11/02/2015) [-]
you smell good, hows it goin
User avatar #176 to #175 - orkanoidz (11/02/2015) [-]
Wondering why we're having the conversation, and why you can smell through the internet.
User avatar #177 to #176 - nelliel (11/02/2015) [-]
wich conversation?
User avatar #178 to #177 - orkanoidz (11/02/2015) [-]
The one we're having here.
User avatar #179 to #178 - nelliel (11/02/2015) [-]
tfw orko shoots you down
you're right, dunno
User avatar #164 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
im here to rustle ur jimmies
User avatar #165 to #164 - orkanoidz (10/30/2015) [-]
Rustle attempt failed.

"What, do you think you're trying to be cute? Get the hell out of my shoppe."
User avatar #166 to #165 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
spelling shop like that rustled me a tiny bit
User avatar #167 to #166 - orkanoidz (10/30/2015) [-]
Good.
User avatar #168 to #167 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
NO
I came here to rustle you! this is wrong!
#169 to #168 - orkanoidz (10/30/2015) [-]
>Failing a speech check and then getting promptly rustled.
User avatar #170 to #169 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
what speech check
is this a reference
send help
User avatar #171 to #170 - orkanoidz (10/30/2015) [-]
Bethesda/Obsidion.exe
User avatar #172 to #171 - nought (10/30/2015) [-]
steam_api.dll :^)
User avatar #158 - shekelnator (10/23/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE GAY!
User avatar #159 to #158 - orkanoidz (10/23/2015) [-]
Only 35% gay!
User avatar #160 to #159 - shekelnator (10/23/2015) [-]
sorry

i mean faggot
User avatar #161 to #160 - orkanoidz (10/23/2015) [-]
I can't help I was born a literal autist
#155 - thematthew (10/15/2015) [-]
the amount of thumbs you've given me on my last few vgb posts scares me.
User avatar #156 to #155 - orkanoidz (10/15/2015) [-]
is my thumb script getting people rustled?
User avatar #157 to #156 - thematthew (10/15/2015) [-]
just find it weird that everyone are getting thumb up that's all.
User avatar #150 - tehbestever (10/12/2015) [-]
here in my garage
User avatar #151 to #150 - tehbestever (10/12/2015) [-]
oh wait i already commented on your profile
User avatar #152 to #151 - tehbestever (10/12/2015) [-]
nevermind
User avatar #149 - burytia (10/06/2015) [-]
**burytia buys Orky his own T34**
User avatar #142 - tehbestever (09/30/2015) [-]
stop ******* killing whores
#143 to #142 - orkanoidz (09/30/2015) [-]
Can I help you?
User avatar #144 to #143 - tehbestever (09/30/2015) [-]
can i get a 20 pc chicken nugget with a medium soda
User avatar #145 to #144 - orkanoidz (09/30/2015) [-]
I'm a college sys admin not a ******* MakyD's worker, are you drunk, do I need to call campus security?
User avatar #146 to #145 - nought (10/01/2015) [-]
>college sys admin
wow ur soo cool
User avatar #147 to #146 - orkanoidz (10/01/2015) [-]
At least I don't serve chicken nuggers.
User avatar #148 to #147 - nought (10/02/2015) [-]
>disgracing one of humanity's greatest inventions
#141 - grump (09/27/2015) [-]
orka-chan is such a tsunny.
User avatar #139 - burytia (09/25/2015) [-]
the perfect vid for Orky

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
#131 - burytia (09/21/2015) [-]
**burytia used "*roll picture*"**
**burytia rolled image**
ill buy this for Orkanoidz
User avatar #132 to #131 - burytia (09/21/2015) [-]
a WoW subscription......

there goes orks social life
User avatar #133 to #132 - orkanoidz (09/21/2015) [-]
Can I help you
User avatar #134 to #133 - burytia (09/21/2015) [-]
idk...but if youre playing wow idk if you can be saved

rip in peace
ork pepsi
User avatar #135 to #134 - orkanoidz (09/21/2015) [-]
I'm a major tryhard, I stopped playing that game way back when when I learned I could reach level cap in under 48 hours.
User avatar #136 to #135 - burytia (09/21/2015) [-]
im glad i stopped playing it before they dumbed it down to cater to crying children who said it was too hard

a bunch of guys i knew flipped out that all the gear they worked hard to get was downgraded, mounts cheaper, etc
User avatar #137 to #136 - orkanoidz (09/21/2015) [-]
They dumbed it down? Oh god, so what, 24 hours now?, tops?
User avatar #138 to #137 - burytia (09/21/2015) [-]
idk. last time i played wow was back in like 2010-11

i heard alot of what was top-level gear was dumbed down to like mid-level gear, alot of **** was made cheaper to buy, levelling was easier....

game was totally **** on because little kids would rather cry than learn to play
#129 - burytia (09/19/2015) [-]
every day Orkanoidz proves hes a baws by being there to thumb you
User avatar #130 to #129 - orkanoidz (09/19/2015) [-]
I try.
#124 - grump (09/17/2015) [-]
Know of any good XBLA titles?
User avatar #125 to #124 - orkanoidz (09/17/2015) [-]
Battlefield 4, crysis 1,2,3, borderlands 1, 2, Mass effect 1,2,3, HAWX 1,2, Xcom, GTA V, etc.
#126 to #125 - grump (09/17/2015) [-]
While I appreciate the list, I meant something more along the lines of The Walking Dead and The Binding of Isaac. Telltale Games and indies, you know.

I can get most of those used for much cheaper than if I were to buy them digitally.

User avatar #127 to #126 - orkanoidz (09/17/2015) [-]
There are close to zero good indie games on xbla.
User avatar #128 to #127 - grump (09/17/2015) [-]
Damn.
User avatar #122 to #121 - orkanoidz (09/17/2015) [-]
Hot.
User avatar #123 to #122 - neppy (09/17/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #119 - hanabanana (09/17/2015) [-]
He said semi popular accounts, yo. I just post insects from time to time
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