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originalryan

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Date Signed Up:11/10/2009
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Washington
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#244 - Lol I'm not dutch but I speak the language, automatic score wi…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on What are you doing this... 0
User avatar #264 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
CUZ I AN A NATIVE DUTCHMAN

KINDA
User avatar #275 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
Spreek Nederlands? Hahah waarom zecht je kinda
User avatar #280 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
goed genederlandst

en je bent niet origineel ryan

je bent een tyranosaurus
User avatar #284 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
Ik bent een Surinamer, je bent een aap
User avatar #286 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
nice job using google transalate

gekke kontneuker
User avatar #296 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
I have skype, name is same as FJ name, try me
#237 - Going to the Mohegan Sun casino with a dutch chick who says sh…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2015 on What are you doing this... 0
User avatar #243 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
Dutch poeple are liars, trust me.

i'm a engineer

JK i'm half dutch
User avatar #244 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
Lol I'm not dutch but I speak the language, automatic score with dutch chicks. Why u say that?
User avatar #264 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
CUZ I AN A NATIVE DUTCHMAN

KINDA
User avatar #275 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
Spreek Nederlands? Hahah waarom zecht je kinda
User avatar #280 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
goed genederlandst

en je bent niet origineel ryan

je bent een tyranosaurus
User avatar #284 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
Ik bent een Surinamer, je bent een aap
User avatar #286 - megpoidgumibear (03/06/2015) [-]
nice job using google transalate

gekke kontneuker
User avatar #296 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
I have skype, name is same as FJ name, try me
#232 - I feel you bro. Lost the most perfect girl I could ever be wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on What are you doing this... 0
User avatar #247 - lucariopwnz (03/06/2015) [-]
Amen brother... That's literally almost the same as what happened to me. It was a dude she loved in high school but never got the chance to be with due to circumstance. So much of me wants to be mad, wants to hate her, but how can I hate her for not feeling the same way i do? We were never technically in a relationship by title but we did everything normal couples would do so i just got caught up in it. She was perfect for me, everything I could ever have hoped to find in someone she had. And its over... and it feels like the world is falling apart.
User avatar #271 - originalryan (03/06/2015) [-]
If you're on good terms with her and actually have time, do what I should have done sooner.... fucking work out like you're addicted to it (Body beast is the shit), go tanning and look good, and never mention any of it. I assume the job/car part exists. Then tell her you want her back, and nobody but her is good enough for you. Having now been on the other side (a girl leaving a dude for me) I know this. Is this shallow? Nah, leaving a guy for another guy is shallow. Basically I'm saying I don't know the situation but there's a shot if you didn''t obliterate all ties.
User avatar #672 - lucariopwnz (03/07/2015) [-]
yea... here's the issue. I already did all that before I met her because I enjoy it, I'm already in really good shape and she tells me how amazing I look... She even told me I'm more attractive than the other guy. She wants to be with him because of her feelings from 6 years ago they never got to move on... So basically I'm screwed, unless somehow it magically doesn't work out... though he wants to leave his life in canada to move to the US... for her
User avatar #705 - originalryan (03/08/2015) [-]
There's also another possiblity, one of those things I might say here online that someone you know or a girl may not say.... btw I'm 31 and done a lot of dating and I'm not talking about fat girls I have high standards.... Have you ever dated someone who's almost perfect but there's that one thing ie. smoking, bad breath/smell, doesn't get along with your friends, bad in bed, or as specific as too much swearing, or interrupts in a conversation a lot...... something you wouldn't tell her but keeps your mind open to other girls lol..... but something they may never know unless someone told them? I've worked to eliminate those, and it'd be tough if you had something but I have been oblivious in the past and fixed myself.

Hell I went from being a terrible lay to having been told by more than one I was the best they ever had just by reading and trying new things and changing, and I would never know except from the response.... the other things though you might want to check. It's a tough world this dating game.........
User avatar #709 - lucariopwnz (03/10/2015) [-]
Nope... she chose him last night. So pretty much fuck my life... There are no words to describe this pain
User avatar #710 - originalryan (03/14/2015) [-]
There will be another. You don't want it now or care and it fuckin sucks, but there will be another and she'll surprise you.
#2241 - Neither did I lol. 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#2131 - I don't think it's wrong to think about it, it's not like you …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #2232 - charagrin (01/21/2015) [-]
I didn't say it was wrong to think about it....
User avatar #2241 - originalryan (01/21/2015) [-]
Neither did I lol.
#30 - **originalryan rolls 764** 01/03/2014 on shrekis is gay 0
#33 - It's called viral.....because people spread it. 12/22/2013 on Are You Not Entertained? 0
#30 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #81 … 06/09/2013 on How to freak people out 0
#113 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #764 … 05/07/2013 on Tech Gore -1
#29 - wave it away so it leaves on its own you moron 05/06/2013 on Mosquito on dick 0
#2 - I saw this a couple years ago. He said he was driving a subaru…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Driver Level Wizard 0
#4 - SFreedomX (05/06/2013) [-]
It was actually a Lancer Evo in 2012. He didn't get away unscathed, either. He debeaded a tire and did some damage to his bumper, and other parts of his car. It was smart of him to move out of the way because he had also removed his front crash bar.

Source: www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2012/01/mitsubishi-evo-avoids-pile-up-on-west -virginia-turnpike-video.html
User avatar #15 - Jewssassin (05/06/2013) [-]
When I saw this video on youtube he said it was a Subaru and it was a North Cali sudden snow storm. Could of been a different video though.
#892 - holy **** 05/06/2013 on Silk 0
#8 - WHy did i watch this 05/06/2013 on God why? +1
#761 - Give me your best skull  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Silk +2
#873 - demonguardian (05/06/2013) [-]
here's mine :)
User avatar #892 - originalryan (05/06/2013) [-]
holy shit
#786 - happypancake (05/06/2013) [-]
Here you go
#92 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 a… 05/02/2013 on EXTINCT SPECIES -1
#91 - Comment deleted 05/02/2013 on EXTINCT SPECIES 0
#90 - Comment deleted 05/02/2013 on EXTINCT SPECIES 0
#12 - Sexually Transmitted Dependant 04/30/2013 on Girls Want The D +2
#37 - Roses are red, Violets are blue In Soviet Russia, Space ex… 04/30/2013 on Uh.oh. +3
#108 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #33 … 04/30/2013 on Camping in Straya 0
#87 - They have these coffee stands all over near Seattle, got name… 04/27/2013 on Amazing Coffee 0
#23 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #28 … 04/25/2013 on Badum Tss 0
#217 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #3995… 04/25/2013 on Firendzone/ Forever alone Comp +2
#30 - **originalryan rolled a random image posted in comment #2685… 04/24/2013 on Feminism 0
#11 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on Man going on vacation +1

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