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#2 - If you ever want to get back at a girl and ruin her life …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2015 on 3 year old repost. +8
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#7 - aejann (04/13/2015) [-]
How would you ruin her life by making her a man? Let her stay a woman.
#6 - kez (04/13/2015) [-]
If you want to ruin her life then just get into a relationship with her and make her fat then cheat on her with all her friends and dump her so she is left fat, betrayed by all the people closest to her and with no friends to handle the problems with.

Like i mean its fucked up but its way more effective
#9 - thepizzadevourer (04/13/2015) [-]
Nigga I felt sad just reading that
I mean, why not try to change them for the better?
#12 - kez (04/13/2015) [-]
He said about ruining someones life.

I just thought of the most fucked up legal and easiest way to do it.

but yeah, its fucked
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#13 - thepizzadevourer (04/13/2015) [-]
I didn't mean that you'd ever do it IRL or anything. Just . . . y'know, gave me a feel.
#14 - kez (04/13/2015) [-]
yeah i know, just replying to the spoiler part of the comment.

All the best dude
#6 - does she do **** 04/12/2015 on Even More Work My Wife Has... -2
#2 - Funny junk gets time machine goes back in time to relive and r…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Websites with time machines +215
#36 - fristiprinses (04/12/2015) [-]
Oh my god that would result in memes with infinite dankness
#31 - securityexplain (04/12/2015) [-]
With each loop building upon previous one, over and over again, achieving millions of years of evolution of memes within just couple of chronological years.

The world would bow.
#10 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]

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#42 - amusingusername (04/12/2015) [-]
Technically they wouldn't be reposts because they hadn't been posted yet.
#14 - What the ***** the point of the glove and this feeding system …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Countdown to Popeye status -1
#19 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
The glove is because the scientist still needs to use that hand after feeding, while not have to be afraid of opening the sores that they will inevitably get.
That system of feeding is probably because they require feeding on a live human for their scientific observations (ie mosquito killing drug prototype that a human ingests or some bs)
#2 - Here we have a pack of soccer moms in their natural enviroment 04/12/2015 on Funny Football 0
#5 - W- w- well a vagina just a hole with mucus in it that could po…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on this is why im a lesbian +2
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#12 - elsannabaka (04/12/2015) [-]
im I the only one who dosnt thing jeyjeys are sexy as fuck? I mean, some looks good, but i seen so many nasty jayjays. And smelled a few bad ones too. I still love da pussy, but 8/10 times i find the jayjay to be either pretty darn disgusting or just as a really pleasant hole to sheath my blood sword
#2 - Aw come on he just wanted to bust a nut in her holes 04/12/2015 on Squirrels +1
#1 - man fj should make a game call it the adventures of as he b… 04/12/2015 on Free Space exploration Game 0
#3 - I don't know looks kind of flat 04/12/2015 on Archer 0
#7 - They went through some Jurassic measures in order to get that dinosaur 04/12/2015 on Didn't We Already Try This +2