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|#14 - And so did Superman. Before the comics were separated into Mar… [+] (1 new reply)||07/05/2015 on Every fanfiction||-8|
|#8 - Remember when the Cap made it move just a piddle? [+] (29 new replies)||07/05/2015 on Every fanfiction||+64|
#75 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Yes, and on another occasion so is Black Widow
#12 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Cap's my favorite avenger by far. The Winter Soldier was so good, as are most of his comic appearances. I loved the first Iron Man, but Iron Man's such a cunt in everything else that he's not in contention.
#38 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
just goes to show how useless he is in the movies though since black widow and hawkeye bring the human limits to better use than him
again, this is in the avengers movies, in his own movies hes pretty cool and the winter soldier is one of my all time favorites
he just dont fit very well into the dynamic of the group by being a weak whiner
#39 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
and all that shit turns out to be pretty useless, black widow and hawkeye are weak but they are still more useful in pretty much any fight that happens in avengers
then you look at the powerhouses of the group like thor, hulk or iron man and cap just looks like a weak whiner
#40 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
except cap is the one usually calling the shot.
and the only reason why hawkeye or black widow might seem "more useful" to you is because they didnt have their own movies hyping them. so the avengers movie was more or less based around trying to shill them into the same level as the other,more well known superheroes.
#41 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
but what im saying is that hes awesome in his own movies, but in the avengers he doesnt fit in
he clashes with the other characters over stupid shit and is again weak as a fighter, hawkeye and black widow have other talents as well
joss whedon dont really play him that well in the group
#43 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
hes not really a good leader though since he cant get along with his squad
also, hawkeye and black widow found ways to be more efficient, like hawkeyes bow or black widows general james bond ninja stuff
and he doesnt really command that much either, its usually stark finding something out, thor having a purpose or just hulk going wild
#44 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
i think you have a fundamentally wrong view on what a squad commanders relationship to his squad must be.
and hawkeye is a guy with a bow. his usefulness has only been shown so far when he declared that since he has been brainwashed before so he developed a 360 degree view. outside of that he hasnt actually done anything spectacular in combat.
black widow, another one who almost never does that much of anything. outside of calming down the hulk.
ssooo yeah..i dont really see how they are more capable in avengers as you claim.
#45 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
just look at all the shit hawkeye caused in the first movie dude, every fight he is in he fucking wrecks shit, he never misses and he has bombs and all other kinds of arrows
and what i mean with bad relationship with his squad is that he acts like a naive fool and makes the others think his opinion is stupid since he acts like such a spaz "you cant hack shields information servers thats immoral" "mind the language" "theres only one god and he doesnt dress like those guys" all that stupid shit
#46 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
in the first movie he spends the first half brainwashed,never engaging in direct combat and when he does,he lost meanwhile captain america saved the entire shield carrier.
after that he spends his time shooting random mooks with arrows. and his kill count pales in comparison to the rest of the avengers. and having cool gadgets =/= usefullnes
captain america is lawfully good. he has the most experience with warfare, and overall makes sure people stark WONT cross the border for instance when cap said dont fuck with the ai.which created ultron meanwhile his opinion about god IS right. since in marvel there is only one god, who doesnt dress like those guys.
#47 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
you mean the carrier hawkeye himself fucked up? or the fact that cap almost gets his ass whooped by like 10 of them on the ground while hawkeye just shoots and shoots and shoots killing insane amounts?
and to be fair stark was a fucking retard in age of ultron, cap did a lot better in that movie than in the first one
and in marvel there are many gods, just stan lee is the ultimate god and he isnt really the one cap is talking about
and being experienced in fighting nazis isnt really all that useful vs supervillains
#48 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
because its so hard to blow up a carrier alone. and there is a difference between fighting in range agaitns fighting outnumbered in close range. specially since captain didnt get his ass whooped last time i checked.
aaand no. marvel, as well as dc only have one true god (the presence and the one above all. wog places them as the same person) . rest of the "gods" are just extremely strong beings in either magic,technology or both departments. but they arent gods.
#51 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
theres a difference between godlike beings and the being named God
but who is to say there isnt a god for god and a god for him as well
minor and major, what are the qualifications for being a god? in norse mythology the gods didnt create anything, they were just hardcore fuckers
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#80 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
your name is Jordan and that is a good name =)
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