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#14 - And so did Superman. Before the comics were separated into Mar…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Every fanfiction -8
User avatar #16 - iwasherenotyou (07/05/2015) [-]
They've always been separated. They just had one crossover.
#8 - Remember when the Cap made it move just a piddle?  [+] (29 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Every fanfiction +64
#59 - jimmietheteen (07/05/2015) [-]
Possible spoilers. Isn't he actually able to wield the hammer in the comics?
#75 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Yes, and on another occasion so is Black Widow
User avatar #30 - fazbear (07/05/2015) [-]
Does that mean he has a medium size penis?
User avatar #10 - CAPSEDDIE (07/05/2015) [-]
In the comics he has wielded it in battle twice.
User avatar #14 - ordanj (07/05/2015) [-]
And so did Superman. Before the comics were separated into Marvel and DC.
User avatar #16 - iwasherenotyou (07/05/2015) [-]
They've always been separated. They just had one crossover.
User avatar #9 - kommandantvideo (07/05/2015) [-]
i love cap
#12 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Cap's my favorite avenger by far. The Winter Soldier was so good, as are most of his comic appearances. I loved the first Iron Man, but Iron Man's such a cunt in everything else that he's not in contention.
User avatar #25 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
he is good in his own movies but pretty damn awful in the avenger movies
hes a moralfag and absurdly weak compared to the rest of them
#27 - fresighto (07/05/2015) [-]
He's a literary foil to hulk and stark. It's kind of the point that even though he had the serum, he works to maintain his body. It did t make him actually superhuman, just the peak of human physical possibility.
User avatar #38 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
just goes to show how useless he is in the movies though since black widow and hawkeye bring the human limits to better use than him
again, this is in the avengers movies, in his own movies hes pretty cool and the winter soldier is one of my all time favorites
he just dont fit very well into the dynamic of the group by being a weak whiner
User avatar #35 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
id made him actual superhuman...cap can lift several tons of weight, is faster than a normal human and is capable of going toe to toe with mutants like spiderman or even gray hulk for a longer period of time.
User avatar #36 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
not in the avenger movies though, just look at the final fight in the first avengers, black widow does better in that fight than he does and shes just really good at martial arts
User avatar #37 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
in his fight scenes he casually blocks a blow from thor that send other people flying, tanks being thrown through cars and throws motorcycles and such around with ease.
User avatar #39 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
"casually"
and all that shit turns out to be pretty useless, black widow and hawkeye are weak but they are still more useful in pretty much any fight that happens in avengers
then you look at the powerhouses of the group like thor, hulk or iron man and cap just looks like a weak whiner
User avatar #40 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
except cap is the one usually calling the shot.


and the only reason why hawkeye or black widow might seem "more useful" to you is because they didnt have their own movies hyping them. so the avengers movie was more or less based around trying to shill them into the same level as the other,more well known superheroes.
User avatar #41 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
but what im saying is that hes awesome in his own movies, but in the avengers he doesnt fit in
he clashes with the other characters over stupid shit and is again weak as a fighter, hawkeye and black widow have other talents as well
joss whedon dont really play him that well in the group
User avatar #42 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
except cap is pretty much the leader of avengers, does most of the commanding in field, is actually better fighter than both hawkeye and black widow, not to mention he is the kirk between thors mccoy and starks spock
User avatar #43 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
hes not really a good leader though since he cant get along with his squad
also, hawkeye and black widow found ways to be more efficient, like hawkeyes bow or black widows general james bond ninja stuff
and he doesnt really command that much either, its usually stark finding something out, thor having a purpose or just hulk going wild
User avatar #44 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
i think you have a fundamentally wrong view on what a squad commanders relationship to his squad must be.

and hawkeye is a guy with a bow. his usefulness has only been shown so far when he declared that since he has been brainwashed before so he developed a 360 degree view. outside of that he hasnt actually done anything spectacular in combat.

black widow, another one who almost never does that much of anything. outside of calming down the hulk.


ssooo yeah..i dont really see how they are more capable in avengers as you claim.
User avatar #45 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
just look at all the shit hawkeye caused in the first movie dude, every fight he is in he fucking wrecks shit, he never misses and he has bombs and all other kinds of arrows
and what i mean with bad relationship with his squad is that he acts like a naive fool and makes the others think his opinion is stupid since he acts like such a spaz "you cant hack shields information servers thats immoral" "mind the language" "theres only one god and he doesnt dress like those guys" all that stupid shit
User avatar #46 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
in the first movie he spends the first half brainwashed,never engaging in direct combat and when he does,he lost meanwhile captain america saved the entire shield carrier.
after that he spends his time shooting random mooks with arrows. and his kill count pales in comparison to the rest of the avengers. and having cool gadgets =/= usefullnes

captain america is lawfully good. he has the most experience with warfare, and overall makes sure people stark WONT cross the border for instance when cap said dont fuck with the ai.which created ultron meanwhile his opinion about god IS right. since in marvel there is only one god, who doesnt dress like those guys.
User avatar #47 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
you mean the carrier hawkeye himself fucked up? or the fact that cap almost gets his ass whooped by like 10 of them on the ground while hawkeye just shoots and shoots and shoots killing insane amounts?
and to be fair stark was a fucking retard in age of ultron, cap did a lot better in that movie than in the first one
and in marvel there are many gods, just stan lee is the ultimate god and he isnt really the one cap is talking about
and being experienced in fighting nazis isnt really all that useful vs supervillains
User avatar #48 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
because its so hard to blow up a carrier alone. and there is a difference between fighting in range agaitns fighting outnumbered in close range. specially since captain didnt get his ass whooped last time i checked.



aaand no. marvel, as well as dc only have one true god (the presence and the one above all. wog places them as the same person) . rest of the "gods" are just extremely strong beings in either magic,technology or both departments. but they arent gods.
User avatar #49 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
they are gods, they arent God though
and the thing about ranged is just another thing im talking about, tactics dude
User avatar #52 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
the definition of god says that.


and in norse mythology they were related to the ones who created the world.


in marvel verse. it was the one above all who created everything. and that is the only connection he has to thor and rest of the marvel norse gods.
User avatar #50 - angelious (07/05/2015) [-]
very inefficient tactics when you look at the killscore. and the fact that cap is the one who placed hawkeye on the roof and mostly gave the orders for the fight.


and must i repeat myself again concerning the god thing?
User avatar #51 - admiralen (07/05/2015) [-]
theres a difference between godlike beings and the being named God
but who is to say there isnt a god for god and a god for him as well
minor and major, what are the qualifications for being a god? in norse mythology the gods didnt create anything, they were just hardcore fuckers
User avatar #20 - willgum (07/05/2015) [-]
okay i get where your coming from the winter soldier was amazing and cap is pretty badass but Black Panther.
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#80 - anon (07/03/2015) [-]
your name is Jordan and that is a good name =)
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