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#2 - But what did he use to take picture of the crack?  [+] (1 reply) 12/04/2016 on Poké finder +2
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#3 - chuckbob (12/04/2016) [-]
I am not a clever person.
#64 - Can someone explain what happened in the video? I'm deaf and i…  [+] (7 replies) 11/19/2016 on Trumper Comp104- Fake News... +18
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#66 - zuel (11/19/2016) [-]
Signholder: “-we didn’t to aid his campaign I mean I don’t support him”
Interviewer: “Oh I know”

Woman: “Bigotry-he married to an immigrant make sure you get that on camera right? No but you don’t get that interview.”

Signholder: “That’s not what bigotry means”

Woman: “You just get that on-on camera right?”

Signholder: “That’s not what bigotry means!”

Woman: “That’s what the media wants to portray him as right?!”

Signholder: “That’s not what bigotry means!”

Woman: “Why don’t you get it on camera-”

Signholder: “Educate yourself!”

Woman: “Why don’t you get it on camera instead of editing”

Interviewer: “Hey uh I’ll tell you what what-”

Woman: “Instead of editing his one million dollar a month anonymous fee the children donations”

Interviewer: “I’ll-”

Woman: “Why don’t you get that on camera?”

Interviewer: “I’ll tell you what why don’t you wait-”

Woman: “Why don’t you get on camera that he recruited immigrants to help him build towers so he could put them up? Oh you don’t-you don’t get that on camera right? This is what you get on camera. This is what you get on camera and you edit it accordingly-you wait until they bait him and then you edit it right? You don’t include the fat that we have an awesome- a awesome president now who took a step down from unappreciative mother******s. okay? Unappreciative. Okay?

Interviewer: “What’s your name so I’ve got it for our”

Woman: “None of your damn- oh you’ll edit it. You’ll edit it and portray it as something totally different from what it really is right? So you’re not getting my name. You’re getting a f**k you. Cause you don’t give it-you don’t give it as it really is. You don’t give it or portray it as it really is-a good man with a good awesome heart that traveled the world feeding the kids you f**king motherf******s.”

Interviewer: “Thank you-”

There's some background shouts, probably from the signholder, at some points, but I couldn't make it out as they were said while the woman was talking.
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#122 - orbzap (11/19/2016) [-]
....we need more people like you in the world. Thank you very much!
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#116 - zuel (11/19/2016) [-]
fuck, i was tired when i proofread this. fat* --> fact
#83 - crunchyspoon (11/19/2016) [-]
We need more people like you in this world
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#81 - aurumleo (11/19/2016) [-]
Orbzap's not only one. Thank you very much for that.
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#78 - zipov (11/19/2016) [-]
Thanks, I can't listen to those people.
#75 - dementuz (11/19/2016) [-]
Literally transcribing a youtube clip so a fellow funnyjunker can understand the dank.

You deserve a medal, sir.
#29165 - Electoral College votes won him the presidency  [+] (3 replies) 11/09/2016 on Post Election Chat +3
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#29169 - smartythechicken (11/09/2016) [-]
why? if everything we know about rigging and corruption is true, then how could he win the electoral vote? i thought those guys hated him!
#29176 - shigiddy (11/09/2016) [-]
states have different amount of electoral votes based onpopulation. for instance, new hampshire is a small state with 3 votes, and california is a big state with 29 votes. trump got enough big states to vote for him to get the 270 necessary to win.
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#29243 - xxiixx (11/09/2016) [-]
Cali has 55, Florida is 29. Trump won off medium sized states, the mid-west.
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