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#53 - alexanderh (03/11/2015) [-]
A Tarrasque would probably provide some challenge for a space marine.
If we just assume standard gear for the Marine, the fight might be interesting.
Standard combat gear includes (usually) One Godwyn Pattern Astartes Boltgun, one Standard Issue Astartes Bolt Pistol, one Combat Knife, and several Frag and Krak grenades, along with their Power armour, which multiplies their strength massively, and effectively weighs nothing for them. It is fully environmentally sealed, and can protect against the harshest environments of the galaxy.
The Krak grenades are built specifically to rip the armour plating off the hull of tanks. A pair of those detonating in the mouth of a Tarrasque is bound to do some pretty heavy damage.
The boltgun fires .75 caliber High Explosive bolts that explode shortly after penetrating their target. The gun is so large and heavy that a normal human wouldn't be able to handle it without a tripod or other means of bracing it.
And if we give the marine special equipment, it gets completely one-sided. A suit of terminator armour, for example, is enough to give decisive victory to the Astartes. The Terminator Armour is tough enough that it can survive being stepped on by a titan (150 meter tall metal mech that wrecks everything that gets even close to it), without killing the wearer. By default, it comes equipped with a Power Fist, which is a huge glove wreathed in a Power Field that rends whatever it hits on a molecular level. In other words, a suit of Terminator Armour would mean that the Marine is impossible to kill by any means other than the Wish spell, and he can punch straight through a Tarrasque.
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