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#2 - Gladiator with Russel Crowe, god tier movie  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Lots of cunts 0
#3 - deadzone (1 hour ago) [-]
Thank you kind sir. Have a puppy!
#40 - Reminds me of game of thrones where they torture that guy for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Torture +6
#49 - xbfmvxreaperx (04/07/2015) [-]
#10 - Someone playing rs3 instead of OSRS? here comes the *********  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on being power leveled through... -1
User avatar #17 - TheMather (04/05/2015) [-]
Nah, current 'scape is best 'scape.
#11 - subjugator (04/05/2015) [-]
#2 - autism is ded? 04/05/2015 on test 0
#61 - Not sure what to say here, but atleast you've given me reading… 03/24/2015 on Will this content ever end? 0
#11 - what 03/24/2015 on arm 0
#109 - Oh i thought the joke was he's cancerous 03/16/2015 on It's Terminal +8
#1 - tfw you dont even play gnar  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on leg of legend 0
#3 - angryoverlord (03/13/2015) [-]
I do play gnar every now and again.
#27 - What about Torrasques?(Super powered ultralisks)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Know your aliens. +1
#53 - alexanderh (03/11/2015) [-]
A Tarrasque would probably provide some challenge for a space marine.
If we just assume standard gear for the Marine, the fight might be interesting.
Standard combat gear includes (usually) One Godwyn Pattern Astartes Boltgun, one Standard Issue Astartes Bolt Pistol, one Combat Knife, and several Frag and Krak grenades, along with their Power armour, which multiplies their strength massively, and effectively weighs nothing for them. It is fully environmentally sealed, and can protect against the harshest environments of the galaxy.

The Krak grenades are built specifically to rip the armour plating off the hull of tanks. A pair of those detonating in the mouth of a Tarrasque is bound to do some pretty heavy damage.
The boltgun fires .75 caliber High Explosive bolts that explode shortly after penetrating their target. The gun is so large and heavy that a normal human wouldn't be able to handle it without a tripod or other means of bracing it.

And if we give the marine special equipment, it gets completely one-sided. A suit of terminator armour, for example, is enough to give decisive victory to the Astartes. The Terminator Armour is tough enough that it can survive being stepped on by a titan (150 meter tall metal mech that wrecks everything that gets even close to it), without killing the wearer. By default, it comes equipped with a Power Fist, which is a huge glove wreathed in a Power Field that rends whatever it hits on a molecular level. In other words, a suit of Terminator Armour would mean that the Marine is impossible to kill by any means other than the Wish spell, and he can punch straight through a Tarrasque.
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#6 - aangbingo (04/04/2014) [-]
You seem a little upset over something.
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User avatar #1 - optimussum (01/22/2014) [-]
i have mixed feelings about your name
#2 to #1 - optimusthebaker (02/23/2014) [-]
And if I were to bake you a cake?
User avatar #3 to #2 - optimussum (02/23/2014) [-]
then id have cake and everything would be ok in the world
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