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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: 3DS
Video Games Played: fifa, prof layton, pokemon
Interests: your mum lel
Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Spain
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I make comics and animations when I'm bored.

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#1733 - no I'm just too lazy to do that 11/23/2014 on optimos's profile 0
#1004 - u hav been kicked out of the colored text club filthy pleb hue  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on warioteam's profile 0
User avatar #1005 - warioteam (11/23/2014) [-]
srry
i gave it to orphans
#9 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Two types of people +24
#8 - Comment deleted 11/17/2014 on Two types of people 0
#13 - wat 11/16/2014 on LOSERS #13 - Wee Girl +4
#1731 - cool, I'm not a newfag  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on optimos's profile 0
User avatar #1732 - andranadu (11/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1733 - optimos (11/23/2014) [-]
no I'm just too lazy to do that
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User avatar #1731 - optimos (11/15/2014) [-]
cool, I'm not a newfag
User avatar #1732 - andranadu (11/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1733 - optimos (11/23/2014) [-]
no I'm just too lazy to do that
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#6148 - mod me pls 11/13/2014 on andranadu's profile 0
#1 - who's pathfinder I need to meet him 11/12/2014 on pathfinder's profile 0

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#1718 - optimos (10/30/2014) [-]
stickied by optimos
is love
is life
#1590 - optimos (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by optimos
EVOLUTION BITCHES
User avatar #1730 - optimos (11/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1731 to #1730 - optimos (11/15/2014) [-]
cool, I'm not a newfag
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - andranadu ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1733 to #1732 - optimos (11/23/2014) [-]
no I'm just too lazy to do that
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User avatar #1722 - andranadu ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
i herd u laik the dik
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - optimos (11/04/2014) [-]
oh wow orange username
you're one step closer to becoming phanact 2.0
User avatar #1721 - warioteam ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
do she got the booty
#1724 to #1721 - optimos (11/04/2014) [-]
**optimos rolled image** who cares go fap
User avatar #1719 - spookyscary (10/31/2014) [-]
you prefix all of your topics with tfw
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - optimos (10/31/2014) [-]
TFW i don't give a ****
User avatar #1714 - warioteam ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
baby come back
you can blame it all on me
User avatar #1713 - warioteam ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
aw cmon bae i was just foolin'
User avatar #1716 to #1713 - optimos (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but one of my oldest FJ friends and a new FJ friend both felt offended just because you showed them messages from a Skype chat in which anything said is just a ******* joke and not serious at all.
What you did offended and disappointed me.
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - warioteam ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
Fine, im sorry, jesus ******* christ.
User avatar #1707 - jaak (09/20/2014) [-]
"Sponsored by Audiable, An Amazon company"

That alone got my thumb.
User avatar #1712 to #1707 - warioteam ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
wait wrong account
i made it ignore the other one
User avatar #1715 to #1712 - jaak (09/29/2014) [-]
"SpookyScary" oh lord lol
User avatar #1711 to #1707 - spookyscary (09/28/2014) [-]
i made that part
i am in charge of the title pieces because these faggots cant even 3d
User avatar #1696 - warioteam ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
are you making the next entry?
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - optimos (09/16/2014) [-]
No ._.
I'm too ******* lazy, what can I say.
I would tho.
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - optimos (09/16/2014) [-]
It was just an idea for ChromedDragon.
He's the one in charge of making all the parts, no?
Well, I can make the incoming part if you want. This goddamn lazy ass won't stop me.
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - warioteam ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
nah, the losers are doing about 2 or so per person, and i think we are doing the same
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - optimos (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh.
Why wasn't I informed about this? >: (
That's a gr8 idea actually.
I could make the part I showed Chromie in Flash. Then my job would be done.
#1702 to #1701 - ChromedDragon (09/16/2014) [-]
i made this thing just now

not really a full comic

i don't even know anymore
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - optimos (09/16/2014) [-]
Is brety gud 8/10
But I think it would be better if it was a continuation of the previous part. I mean, the first part finished with your character about to shoot someone with the gender-swapper. Start the second part from that situation (like the "comic" I showed you some hours ago) and lead it to the start of the "comic" you just showed me.
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - optimos (09/16/2014) [-]
D:
k let's see how it goes.
#1694 - tridaak ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Take this
Take this
#1695 to #1694 - optimos (09/03/2014) [-]
lolwut

Thanks brotha.
User avatar #1688 - teoyuppie (08/26/2014) [-]
Why do your people live with your parents throughout your 30's?
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - optimos (08/26/2014) [-]
You're saying **** from a country I don't even live in, lol.
User avatar #1692 to #1689 - teoyuppie (08/27/2014) [-]
Por que você está tão chateado?
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - optimos (08/27/2014) [-]
Mi idioma es éste, crack, que no te empanas de nada jajajaja.
User avatar #1662 - andranadu ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
**andranadu rolls 915,875,573**
User avatar #1664 to #1662 - optimos (08/25/2014) [-]
**optimos rolls 197,237,261**
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - optimos (08/22/2014) [-]
That car is beautiful
User avatar #1641 - pongldr (08/22/2014) [-]
who r u
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - optimos (08/22/2014) [-]
Batman
Actually I'm Batman
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - pongldr (08/22/2014) [-]
im bruce man
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - optimos (08/22/2014) [-]
Nice to meet you then Bruce man
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - pongldr (08/22/2014) [-]
i meant bat wayne
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - optimos (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm confus now
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - pongldr (08/22/2014) [-]
long story short my names robin
User avatar #1639 - jonglio (08/22/2014) [-]
why helo
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - optimos (08/22/2014) [-]
Hi bb <3
#1636 - addycanfkhimself (08/22/2014) [-]
sup, addy is raging again...
he banned 2 of my alternative accounts too
#1637 to #1636 - addycanfkhimself (08/22/2014) [-]
oh, I'm ttonyn lol
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - optimos (08/22/2014) [-]
Hmmmm...
Okay...
#1599 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
HITCHER
TRIDAAK

I finally got cute pics of you both together.
User avatar #1618 to #1599 - Hitcher (08/15/2014) [-]
My OTP
#1603 to #1602 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
It's the best I could get
User avatar #1605 to #1603 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
What happened here?
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
You both caught me taking pics of you and you got surprised.
#1607 to #1606 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh I thought the acid finally kicked in
Oh I thought the acid finally kicked in
#1608 to #1607 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
And this is one I just took some mins ago.
User avatar #1609 to #1608 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Uhh, why is Hitcher so tiny? Or why am I so tall?
User avatar #1616 to #1609 - Hitcher (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm pretty tiny irl....
User avatar #1624 to #1616 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
Well, I'll be 16 within 3 weeks...
User avatar #1621 to #1616 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm 16 and my height is 1.46 metres, don't worry.
User avatar #1667 to #1621 - andranadu ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
u kiddin
u a tiny shet
User avatar #1686 to #1667 - optimos (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeh... Unfortunately.
And I'm starting high-school in some days. I'm scared...
User avatar #1627 to #1621 - Hitcher (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm 18 and I'm 5ft
User avatar #1629 to #1627 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
Fak, that's 1.52 meters...
Well, I'm glad to know I'm not the only short teen in the world :')
User avatar #1625 to #1621 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Wait, are you normal size in the game?
User avatar #1630 to #1626 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
You look hotter than me
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
Nah, we're both as hot as each other.
User avatar #1620 to #1616 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
I see, I thought maybe Opt made me too tall or something... Also, since everyone has big heads in the game, it made it seem a little bit off.
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
She sent me her character via QR code, so it's she who made it like that. Ask her.
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh, but my character is normal size then, right?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Awesome, although I still don't really understand how the game works :/
Is it just with FJ people?
User avatar #1615 to #1613 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
No, I have my family and some friends in it, too.
It's a game about taking care of the people (feeding them, playing with them, etc) and you gain money which you spend on food, clothes, and more, for them.
It's like a game in which you're God.
User avatar #1617 to #1615 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Can you create god in your game, then have him create people, so that you could be God's God.
User avatar #1619 to #1617 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #1622 to #1619 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Damn, sucks. If you could, that'd be awesome. Like, you could see what God's world looks like, and then you realize he's a better player than you, so you take his world :| then banish God or something.
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - optimos (08/15/2014) [-]
I could create a character that looked like God but he'd be just one more citizen of my island.
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Like where you're playing, just with characters that represent FJ users?
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - tridaak ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
The back of my head looks so good.
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