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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Optimogappi
Consoles Owned: PC master race
Video Games Played: Killing Floor, Diablo II, Minecraft, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, Gary's Mod, Orcs Must Die! 2, etc.
Interests: Big, fat, juicy potatoes.
Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:My house
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14798
Highest Content Rank:#1836
Highest Comment Rank:#1290
Content Thumbs: 2899 total,  3262 ,  363
Comment Thumbs: 3492 total,  3602 ,  110
Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:160301
Times Content Favorited:339 times
Total Comments Made:285
FJ Points:5925
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#14 - Picture 10/29/2013 on Deepest Confession +7
#2 - Beautifully. 10/17/2013 on optimogappi's profile 0
#6 - God damn, I'd **** that cake, it looks so good.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on My first attempt at... 0
#7 - corundumdeath (10/16/2013) [-]
I will tell her you said "Hi".
#3 - Yeah, that fish is going up his ass. 10/16/2013 on touch my fish +3
#1 - Seems pretty useful to me. 10/16/2013 on try everything atleast once 0
#2 - Why'd you even bother? There's no lock on it! Y… 10/16/2013 on Childhood Memories. . .No?? 0
#1 - That's ******* frightening.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on All Grown Up +24
User avatar #2 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
TOP PERCENTAGE, BITCH!
#17 - You ever met her in real life?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2013 on I Couldn't Make This Up 0
User avatar #27 - Ashtaroth (10/15/2013) [-]
I have not met her, no. I'd probably have some choice words for her and some choice knuckles for that Napoleon Complex douche dispenser that is her "husband". I maintain a minimum 5 mile buffer between myself and that hole she calls a restaurant unless absolutely necessary. I don't want to catch batshit crazy by accident
#44 - elaxx (10/15/2013) [-]
Or catch a bill for passing by...
User avatar #25 - liquidz (10/15/2013) [-]
Hey hey hey now! Don't go wishing such horrible things upon someone.
Who are you, Satan?
#117 - kwizzy (10/15/2013) [-]
Shut up Flanders
#130 - liquidz (10/15/2013) [-]
#35 - I know I'm going to get showered in red thumbs, but I think he… 10/12/2013 on Ebay +1
#18 - Oh yeah, I live in Leavenworth, about three hours away. 10/12/2013 on Gay pride -1
#13 - I like that plan.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on So...Fj... +1
#14 - nospyonme (10/11/2013) [-]
It's simple and straightforward enough to be adapted to many situations. I can think of at least 6 situations where this plan could be applied.
#6 - You ************ . 10/11/2013 on My Shitty Teenage Love Story. +1
#7 - Yes, I'm jealous. 10/11/2013 on Investigating time +2
#86 - **** , he so angry he ******* grew a … 10/08/2013 on ouch 0
#3 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Last of Us +8
#1 - Dat description. 10/07/2013 on DIY Soda Can Stove 0
#5 - Canadians man.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/05/2013 on ALL OUT GLOBAL WAR CAPS LOCK +186
#83 - anonymous (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't see Canada in that corpse pile...
#53 - pseudobob (10/05/2013) [-]
Canadiens, man.
#105 - bababadsheep (10/05/2013) [-]
You clever bastard.
#63 - poppingpins (10/05/2013) [-]
Clever
#50 - anonymous (10/05/2013) [-]
sorry
#27 - mastereleven (10/05/2013) [-]
#1 - Well in the movies X-Men and Avengers take place in different …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/05/2013 on The Avengers 0
User avatar #2 - ParallelDuck (10/05/2013) [-]
Aren't they both owned by marvel? Or are you talking about 20th century and universal?
User avatar #4 - jcllcj (10/05/2013) [-]
He means the movie universe. In the comic Cap fought with Wolverine in WW2. In the Marvel Cinematic universe (where the Avenger movie is based on) Wolverine doesn't and vice versa

At least until Marvel buy the X-men movie rights back but that won't happen for a long time

Cause the world needs a Wolverine vs. Hulk movie

Sorry I just like looking at the eyes
User avatar #60 - ParallelDuck (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah gotcha.
#17 - transgendered (10/05/2013) [-]
I like looking at your eyes too
you have beautiful eyes
no homo

yes homo
User avatar #7 - thathorse (10/05/2013) [-]
Fuck that, I wanna see a Captain America & Wolverine movie where they fuck up some Nazis
#139 - It's even cooler that I'm going to Denmark for a bit. So schoo… 10/04/2013 on Denmark at its finest 0
#1 - That was glorious, OP. 10/02/2013 on Autism at its finest... 0
#3 - Why would you even have a girlfriend like that? I'd never want… 10/01/2013 on Woah men 0
#1 - Poor kid, I grew my first condom when I was 11. 10/01/2013 on Life's Questions. +14
#1 - It's nice to know he kept with his goal all these years. … 10/01/2013 on Pad 0
#5 - It should have said FJ community instead of Frontpage, but sti… 10/01/2013 on frontpage 0
#2 - The good inside me said yes to the ending, but my penis said no.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Sexual assault is not cool +536
User avatar #17 - HUH (10/01/2013) [-]
Dude, wat
User avatar #13 - kreekydoorS (10/01/2013) [-]
....I had trouble not reading your comment like this:

The good inside me says yes, but the penis inside me says no.
#303 - AmaterasuNoOkami (10/02/2013) [-]
Listen to the penis inside you, child.
User avatar #338 - supamonkey (10/02/2013) [-]
Well, the penis inside me isn't say much, but it's owner is all like "Do you like that bitch?"
#361 - kreekydoorS (10/02/2013) [-]
So jesse Pinkman's penis is inside you?
User avatar #389 - supamonkey (10/02/2013) [-]
I thought a big black guy would have been funnier, but Jesse works I suppose.
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User avatar #1 - stillnotbob ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Seeing your avatar makes me wonder, how's the eight grade going?
User avatar #2 to #1 - optimogappi ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Beautifully.
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