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Consoles Owned: PC master race
Video Games Played: Killing Floor, Diablo II, Minecraft, Terraria, Team Fortress 2, Gary's Mod, Orcs Must Die! 2, etc.
Interests: Big, fat, juicy potatoes.
Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:8/27/2014
Location:My house
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Highest Content Rank:#1836
Highest Comment Rank:#1290
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#16 - Pics or it didn't happen. 08/05/2014 on Tumblr 0
#68329 - Holy **** dude. I was looking through your profil…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68330 - phanact (08/04/2014) [-]
I'd be an idiot to show myself on the internet
#181 - Picture 08/04/2014 on Worth the watch +1
#4 - One step forward three steps back.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on New Zelands special ops... +95
#31 - lastgentleman (08/02/2014) [-]
Isn't that new zealand's slogan?
#27 - ragdollomg (08/02/2014) [-]
And welcome back memories of GTA san andreas.
#691 - **optimogappi rolls 0,577** 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#3 - Which kinda sucks. It's one of the best web comics I've ever r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Gambling 0
#4 - nushroom (07/31/2014) [-]
yeah it sucks. He does have other projects which i believe are in the same universe which he updates quite frequently, but those arent free, they have a pay for every page he makes so he gets more motivated to make them.
#24 - Yeah well, don't be an ass. 07/31/2014 on Payday +1
#39 - That was so bad it was hilarious. 07/30/2014 on shitthatdidn'thappen.jpg +4
#18 - ************ Matt Damon. 07/28/2014 on huehuehuehue 0
#78 - These are cool, keep these up Op! 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
#45 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Barbecue Chicken Breast... +7
#1 - Dangerously trans but with no plans.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/22/2014 on skype +287
#36 - thismustbeseen (07/22/2014) [-]
Burnt face is hilarious to me for some reason.
User avatar #56 - gruntmastr (07/22/2014) [-]
"What're you lookin at, smoothskin?"
#57 - thismustbeseen (07/22/2014) [-]
Makes me wonder if it's possible for someone to stay alive with even half of their face burned that bad
User avatar #65 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
Yes it's possible, but it's hard to not die of some infection.

You could live without any of your skin if it was all peeled off, but staying alive without getting an infection is the real problem.
#63 - incognitoad (07/22/2014) [-]
archive.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=194249
Not picture of the burns themselves but this is what his face is as the moment after skin grapts. He suffered 4th degree burns (which "may involve muscle, fascia, or bone.") after touching a powerline on a cherry picker. One of the doctors said that just a skull was left "What he was left with is truly a skeleton or skull on top of a body," .
#66 - thismustbeseen (07/22/2014) [-]
That is both sad and horrifying. He has no nose, no eyes, no feeling. Just a mouth. Preferable to being dead though.
#71 - incognitoad (07/22/2014) [-]
This is him now, after his face transplant. I put together two picture so you can with and without glasses.
#75 - thismustbeseen (07/22/2014) [-]
That's an improvement. He almost looks like a regular blind guy now. Still pretty horrible what happened to him though - their description "was a skull on a body"
User avatar #77 - incognitoad (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's regained his sense of smell, obviously he's still blind but there's not much they can do about that. But I think he can smile and move more of his face now which is all he really wanted.
#79 - thismustbeseen (07/22/2014) [-]
He's lucky to live in a time when we can do this.
#82 - incognitoad (07/22/2014) [-]
#83 - thismustbeseen (07/22/2014) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #59 - gruntmastr (07/22/2014) [-]
Probably, since someone got a 6-inch spike driven through their head, and they were fine for 6 months (Or something like 6 months)
#9 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
*no pants
#40 - I see no win here, OP.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Facebook Win (oc) -1
User avatar #43 - wedgehead (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, because this isnt about a win.
User avatar #44 - wedgehead (07/27/2014) [-]
Oh oops, just read the content, not the title.....
My bad..
#941 - ***** this was my childhood. This entire soundtra… 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#2 - Don't do this to me. 07/20/2014 on My Promise to the World 0
#6745 - Yeah, his name is Owen.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6742 - Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reas…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6722 - He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6719 - New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#6717 - barely, he doesn't have a phone or internet, so he's almost ne…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6718 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
whys that? :c
User avatar #6719 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes up, I'm usually not awake. If he can get on Facebook he usually does it as soon as he's up, when I'm not. The only time I can ever talk to him is when he spends the night at his moms and uses her computer, which isn't all that often.
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
#518 - It's fine, I'm sure this sticky won't exist tomorrow though. W…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #2530 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
sounds like the guilt is pretty heavy on you.
do you still have contact with him?
User avatar #6717 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
barely, he doesn't have a phone or internet, so he's almost never on Facebook. And when he is, I'm not.
User avatar #6718 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
whys that? :c
User avatar #6719 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes up, I'm usually not awake. If he can get on Facebook he usually does it as soon as he's up, when I'm not. The only time I can ever talk to him is when he spends the night at his moms and uses her computer, which isn't all that often.
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
User avatar #2519 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
doesnt matter, had it fav'd.
#450 - 15, male, unemployed. I'm not depressed currently, althou…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #828 - fukkendragonite (07/17/2014) [-]
You were wrong, and I have no idea without knowing more details how the fuck you're going to fix that. Only you know that.

But what I'm here to tell you is that you're 15 and yes, you hit the nail on the head, it's hormones.

That's not to play down the problems you have. A lot of people told me when I was 15 "Oh it's just teenage angst bullshit" and I took it the wrong way, I thought they were just undermining the difficulties I was having. The truth is, that we all have problems in life, and when you're 13-20 years old, it feels like those problems weigh a million tonnes. It's because these are the formative years for the adult you. The struggles you have now will make you a stronger person when you hit your 20s. You're a child thrown into an adults world when you're 15.

You're in a transitional period right now, and you'll come out of the other side better off if you play it right. And the only way to play it right is to face your problems head on and be brave about the shit that's ahead of you. We've all been there, every single one of us. The future might seem like a scary thing, but the fear of what's ahead is often worse than the reality. Because truthfully, the fear of the future is just the fear of the unknown. You don't know what you're going to do or where you're heading. But give yourself a chance, because you'll understand yourself better one day, and it'll be down to the pain you're suffering right now that you understand these things.

Oh, and don't be afraid to make mistakes. Just don't make the same mistake twice. Learn from your mistakes, and NO REGRETS. Fuckin' seriously. No regrets. Mistakes make you stronger more than anything else.
User avatar #512 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
ill read this tomorrow, I'm pretty exhausted as it is right now. sorry about that.
User avatar #518 - optimogappi (07/17/2014) [-]
It's fine, I'm sure this sticky won't exist tomorrow though. Who knows.
User avatar #2530 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
sounds like the guilt is pretty heavy on you.
do you still have contact with him?
User avatar #6717 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
barely, he doesn't have a phone or internet, so he's almost never on Facebook. And when he is, I'm not.
User avatar #6718 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
whys that? :c
User avatar #6719 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
New York is three hours ahead of Washington, so when he wakes up, I'm usually not awake. If he can get on Facebook he usually does it as soon as he's up, when I'm not. The only time I can ever talk to him is when he spends the night at his moms and uses her computer, which isn't all that often.
User avatar #6720 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
well damn... maybe you could ask one of his friends that you want to talk to him, or get an idea of when he'll be on next?
why doesnt he have internet?
User avatar #6722 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
He moved in with his dad, because his mom was going to move in with her boyfriend in the middle of fuck-all nowhere. His dad doesn't have the money to afford internet.
User avatar #6726 - garymotherfingoak (07/19/2014) [-]
awh....

dad's gotta have phone at the bare minimum.
User avatar #6742 - optimogappi (07/19/2014) [-]
Nope, he uses a cell phone that Owen can't use. Dunno the reason behind it, pretty sure it's to save minutes, which makes sense. Owen had a cell phone, but he doesn't have any minutes on it, and he never puts minutes on it, even though I remind him to.
User avatar #6744 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
owen is your friend that youre feelin bad about or..?
User avatar #6745 - optimogappi (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, his name is Owen.
User avatar #6746 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2014) [-]
next time you get a chance to remind him, just... talk to him about what happened, be sincere as all hell, apologize, tell him how you feel..
User avatar #2519 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
doesnt matter, had it fav'd.
#384 - Believe me, most of us on FJ know what you're going through. M…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +106
User avatar #6601 - billbothedestroyer (07/18/2014) [-]
a very special kind of love we like to call abuse
#6405 - aerosol (07/18/2014) [-]
As much as I don't want to believe it, FJ will one day be gone. It is simply the nature of things not last forever. But when it's finally over and done with, this will be the kind of thing that I miss the most.
#2766 - KingRyan (07/17/2014) [-]
That last sentence is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
User avatar #418 - queeftarts (07/17/2014) [-]
To be honest, from the time I've been on Funnyjunk, I have felt a lot happier, because I escape reality a little bit, and I guess that's kinda good. Btw that gif made my night ten times better
#10 - What. 07/16/2014 on Cats +2
#15 - ***** , please. 07/16/2014 on Drake and Josh +7
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User avatar #1 - stillnotbob (10/16/2013) [-]
Seeing your avatar makes me wonder, how's the eight grade going?
User avatar #2 to #1 - optimogappi (10/17/2013) [-]
Beautifully.
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