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Date Signed Up:8/01/2012
Last Login:9/08/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 70 total,  447 ,  517
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -170 Comment: hated by most → Level -169 Comment: hated by most
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Total Comments Made:346
FJ Points:-61

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#167 - 1 c4nt w8 4 u 2 st0p cr1 :3  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on 133 billion US dollars you... -3
#168 - harri (09/08/2013) [-]
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS...THEY'RE SMALL...AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
#117 - cr1 cr1 cr1  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Burritos -1
User avatar #119 - iluvnutella (09/08/2013) [-]
Again, I do implore, what is "cr1 cr1 cr1"? These words are illegible to me. Am I to assume that these are insults?
#51 - d0n't h8 coz u aint rand0m l1ke me ^^ :3  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Did some couponing... -5
User avatar #52 - adtrfreak (09/08/2013) [-]
This site isn't for you try 4chan there's lots of random fun people there!
User avatar #57 - itsthatguyagain (09/08/2013) [-]
Fun fact: This is where this copy pasta originally showed up.
User avatar #61 - itsthatguyagain (09/09/2013) [-]
That, not this.
#130 - d0n't h8 coz u aint rand0m l1ke me ^^ :3 09/08/2013 on Our Secret... +1
#129 - Picture 09/08/2013 on Our Secret... 0
#120 - st0p th3 cr1  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Predator -1
User avatar #130 - iluvnutella (09/08/2013) [-]
I would gladly stop if only I could understand what "st0p th3 cr1" means. i hope your keyboard is not broken.
#127 - 1 n33d l3v3l 2  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Our Secret... +2
User avatar #132 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
oh yeah here let me introduce my self



Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Robert, but you can call me Harmprey. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours truly,
Harmphrey.
#134 - psyachu (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #136 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
please don't thumb that person down, they got hacked and they will get banned.
#141 - psyachu (09/08/2013) [-]
I rarely give out red thumbs anyway, even to annoying people. Usually save red thumbing for people being jerks.
User avatar #144 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
if anything please thumb them up, i know what it's like to be hacked and have your acct banned
#148 - psyachu (09/08/2013) [-]
You know what, thumb orgie for the whole lot! Anyone who posts here gets thumbs.
#124 - d0n't h8 coz u aint rand0m l1ke me ^^ :3 09/08/2013 on Our Secret... +2
#122 - d1ck 0r gtf0  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Our Secret... +2
User avatar #126 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
want me to send a private message?

could you take a picture of your spork? if i show you my dick?

show me the spork first
User avatar #127 - opsdildo (09/08/2013) [-]
1 n33d l3v3l 2
User avatar #132 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
oh yeah here let me introduce my self



Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Robert, but you can call me Harmprey. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours truly,
Harmphrey.
#134 - psyachu (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #136 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
please don't thumb that person down, they got hacked and they will get banned.
#141 - psyachu (09/08/2013) [-]
I rarely give out red thumbs anyway, even to annoying people. Usually save red thumbing for people being jerks.
User avatar #144 - harmphrey (09/08/2013) [-]
if anything please thumb them up, i know what it's like to be hacked and have your acct banned
#148 - psyachu (09/08/2013) [-]
You know what, thumb orgie for the whole lot! Anyone who posts here gets thumbs.
#134 - k33p cr1 09/08/2013 on Gamestop -2
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User avatar #27 - iluvnutella (09/09/2013) [-]
Dearest Ops:

I now know that you will not desist with this issue, and thus I am dedicated to tracking you throughout Funnyjunk. I will continue to talk to you in this demeanor and continue my attempts to become better than this. You may believe that trolling is fun and exciting, but you would become very displeased if someone else did the same to you. What I ask of you is to be a person of repute, change this hateful character, and become a model of our society. I may be new, I may be boring at times, but I will not tolerate this behavior.

Indubitably,
Iluvnutella
User avatar #22 to #21 - opsdildo (09/08/2013) [-]
d0n't h8 coz u aint rand0m l1ke me ^^ :3
#23 to #22 - smileulz (09/08/2013) [-]
OP
OP
User avatar #17 - drhoffable (09/08/2013) [-]
what changed 15 minutes ago that gave you the "1m s0 r@ndom hurdur" idea. ur so fucking weird and ur going to get thumbed to death
User avatar #18 to #17 - opsdildo (09/08/2013) [-]
d0n't h8 coz u aint rand0m l1ke me ^^ :3
User avatar #19 to #18 - drhoffable (09/08/2013) [-]
u literally copy and paste over and over again

inb4 "cr1"

stfu
User avatar #20 to #19 - opsdildo (09/08/2013) [-]
k33p cr1 ur t34rs t4st3 b34uts ;*
#16 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
so, i heard you like to shove yourself up OP's ass
#28 to #16 - anonymous (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #11 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
what should i trade with hitler?
User avatar #12 to #11 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
deal
User avatar #3 - whiteniggers (08/09/2012) [-]
I don't know why you like carrots so much, but I still have 2.
User avatar #4 to #3 - opsdildo (08/09/2012) [-]
I don't need any more lol :P and it's for my pony when it hatches from it's egg.
User avatar #5 to #4 - whiteniggers (08/09/2012) [-]
What?! That's a very clever predicament... how did you find out that it hatches? And that it eats carrots?
User avatar #6 to #5 - opsdildo (08/09/2012) [-]
Well ponies are vegetarians, and I have no idea if it hatches but if it does then I want to be prepared.
User avatar #7 to #6 - whiteniggers (08/09/2012) [-]
Very clever. I'll keep hang on these carrots then. I wonder if it does hatch. That would be fun.
User avatar #8 to #7 - opsdildo (08/09/2012) [-]
Yh ik :)
User avatar #1 - vermillionbobcat (08/09/2012) [-]
Holy shit you have the Jimmy Rustler, thats like the Charizard of items.
User avatar #2 to #1 - opsdildo (08/09/2012) [-]
Lol yh
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