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Interests: Stuff, Things, Booty, Booty (the pirate kind), Games (Obviously), Traditional Gaming, Writing, Literature, Good books that aren't literature, telling people their taste in books is bad, music, oh my god music
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#280 - I've probably seen them on the LRT or at school or something. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2015 on Paris after 9/11 0
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#281 - numbmind (11/15/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**numbmind rolls Don't count on it**They just might break into your house while you sleep, then they will rub their balls on your face
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#290 - nudybooty (11/15/2015) [-]
Can you please stop giving away my plans?
#282 - numbmind (11/15/2015) [-]
#277 - I hate it when people on here live near me. It makes me feel unsafe.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2015 on Paris after 9/11 0
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#288 - nudybooty (11/15/2015) [-]
I'm going to wait right outside of Naits shitty LRT for you
#278 - numbmind (11/15/2015) [-]
Don't look now, but they are outside your window...
#280 - oplu (11/15/2015) [-]
I've probably seen them on the LRT or at school or something. Fuck it makes me wana stop going outside.
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#281 - numbmind (11/15/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**numbmind rolls Don't count on it**They just might break into your house while you sleep, then they will rub their balls on your face
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#290 - nudybooty (11/15/2015) [-]
Can you please stop giving away my plans?
#282 - numbmind (11/15/2015) [-]
#55 - Danke  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2015 on Not a great idea 0
#56 - gisuar (11/13/2015) [-]
gern geschehen
#77 - Lol, nice job going through and thumbing every one of my posts…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -1
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#80 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
OH

an anon's been thumbing down all your posts, not me.

But, y'know, I can do that too if you'd like.
#79 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
Wait what?
#75 - *Capable of training up to the same level as men in regards to… 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
#74 - Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
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#78 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
>Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other

Tip top kek, m8. My money's on the one who's been waging it since the dawn of time.

>AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men,

Also wrong. The key here is testosterone, which women simply do not produce at the same level. For men, muscle is built faster and more effectively overall. At the end of the day, yes, women can do a lot of the same things men can, I'm not saying they can. But there are certain things determined by the circumstances of your birth, this is one of them.

>Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.

You obviously have no firsthand experience with military life or modern warfare. Ask anyone who's actually been in, they'll tell you it's still extremely physical. There's a reason that scrappy dwarf chicks and skinny faggots don't hack it.
#77 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Lol, nice job going through and thumbing every one of my posts you insufferable faggot.
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#80 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
OH

an anon's been thumbing down all your posts, not me.

But, y'know, I can do that too if you'd like.
#79 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
Wait what?
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#75 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
*Capable of training up to the same level as men in regards to what is required to perform mundane...

Just to be clear
#72 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
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#73 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
The fact that there exist exceptions to the rule doesn't mean the rule cease to be.

In general, men are all-around better suited for war.

How is this even up for debate?
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#74 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other, which the defense minister isn't anyway, based solely on their median physical strength, AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men, to perform mundane physical tasks associated with military service. Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.
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#78 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
>Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other

Tip top kek, m8. My money's on the one who's been waging it since the dawn of time.

>AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men,

Also wrong. The key here is testosterone, which women simply do not produce at the same level. For men, muscle is built faster and more effectively overall. At the end of the day, yes, women can do a lot of the same things men can, I'm not saying they can. But there are certain things determined by the circumstances of your birth, this is one of them.

>Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.

You obviously have no firsthand experience with military life or modern warfare. Ask anyone who's actually been in, they'll tell you it's still extremely physical. There's a reason that scrappy dwarf chicks and skinny faggots don't hack it.
#77 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Lol, nice job going through and thumbing every one of my posts you insufferable faggot.
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#80 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
OH

an anon's been thumbing down all your posts, not me.

But, y'know, I can do that too if you'd like.
#79 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
Wait what?
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#75 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
*Capable of training up to the same level as men in regards to what is required to perform mundane...

Just to be clear
#69 - I initially wrote a bit of a rant, but if we're dealing with &…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -1
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#70 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
I mean, what's there to argue?

The male body and mind are literally built for this sort of thing, the female is not. A few decades of modern equality can't do away with thousands of years of biology.
#72 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
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#73 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
The fact that there exist exceptions to the rule doesn't mean the rule cease to be.

In general, men are all-around better suited for war.

How is this even up for debate?
User avatar
#74 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other, which the defense minister isn't anyway, based solely on their median physical strength, AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men, to perform mundane physical tasks associated with military service. Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.
User avatar
#78 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
>Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other

Tip top kek, m8. My money's on the one who's been waging it since the dawn of time.

>AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men,

Also wrong. The key here is testosterone, which women simply do not produce at the same level. For men, muscle is built faster and more effectively overall. At the end of the day, yes, women can do a lot of the same things men can, I'm not saying they can. But there are certain things determined by the circumstances of your birth, this is one of them.

>Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.

You obviously have no firsthand experience with military life or modern warfare. Ask anyone who's actually been in, they'll tell you it's still extremely physical. There's a reason that scrappy dwarf chicks and skinny faggots don't hack it.
#77 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Lol, nice job going through and thumbing every one of my posts you insufferable faggot.
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#80 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
OH

an anon's been thumbing down all your posts, not me.

But, y'know, I can do that too if you'd like.
#79 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
Wait what?
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#75 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
*Capable of training up to the same level as men in regards to what is required to perform mundane...

Just to be clear
#29 - First and last name: 110 Burpees 200 jumping jacks …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Not a great idea 0
#54 - gisuar (11/13/2015) [-]
L is 2 min wall sit
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#55 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Danke
#56 - gisuar (11/13/2015) [-]
gern geschehen
#48 - Also, god forbid anyone with a vagina have anything to do with guns.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
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#65 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
War always has been and always will be a male thing. Not saying women aren't capable of doing it, but given the choice once should opt for the sex that has literally been born and bred for it since the beginning of time.
#69 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
I initially wrote a bit of a rant, but if we're dealing with "male thing", "opt for the sex", and "born and bred for it", I don't think we're going to get very far.
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#70 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
I mean, what's there to argue?

The male body and mind are literally built for this sort of thing, the female is not. A few decades of modern equality can't do away with thousands of years of biology.
#72 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
User avatar
#73 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
The fact that there exist exceptions to the rule doesn't mean the rule cease to be.

In general, men are all-around better suited for war.

How is this even up for debate?
User avatar
#74 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other, which the defense minister isn't anyway, based solely on their median physical strength, AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men, to perform mundane physical tasks associated with military service. Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.
User avatar
#78 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
>Because one gender isn't better suited to military leadership than the other

Tip top kek, m8. My money's on the one who's been waging it since the dawn of time.

>AND women are more than capable of training up to the same level as men,

Also wrong. The key here is testosterone, which women simply do not produce at the same level. For men, muscle is built faster and more effectively overall. At the end of the day, yes, women can do a lot of the same things men can, I'm not saying they can. But there are certain things determined by the circumstances of your birth, this is one of them.

>Furthermore, having a higher average of physical strength doesn't increase your ability to shoot a gun, drive a tank, or sit and wait for something to happen.

You obviously have no firsthand experience with military life or modern warfare. Ask anyone who's actually been in, they'll tell you it's still extremely physical. There's a reason that scrappy dwarf chicks and skinny faggots don't hack it.
#77 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
Lol, nice job going through and thumbing every one of my posts you insufferable faggot.
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#80 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
OH

an anon's been thumbing down all your posts, not me.

But, y'know, I can do that too if you'd like.
#79 - lulzdealer (11/13/2015) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar
#75 - oplu (11/13/2015) [-]
*Capable of training up to the same level as men in regards to what is required to perform mundane...

Just to be clear

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#39 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
Opel Das Auto
#41 to #40 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
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#19 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
How's that opel ass doin' sweetie?
How's that opel ass doin' sweetie?
#20 to #19 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
oplu pls   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 bish u cheatin' on me???
oplu pls





































bish u cheatin' on me???
#21 to #20 - oplu ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
I only just got on. Pls.
#22 to #21 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
WW-Well ii-it's tt-tough ww-without you, you know....
































How's that cute trunk doin' sweetie?
#23 to #22 - oplu ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Oh I know.
















My massive caboose is trucking along.
#24 to #23 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
<3






















Are those tires pumped up REAL nice, mind if you show 'em to me??
#26 to #25 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
C'mon bby i don't bite


























except 'em sexy nipples , bring 'em out Opel!
#27 to #26 - oplu ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
I'll give you them sexy man boobs bby.
#28 to #27 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
>sexy man boobs
>man boobs
>man































What are you >implying ???
#29 to #28 - oplu ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Probably that I'm a man with man boobs.











































I'm a man you dingus
User avatar #33 to #29 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
**tarabostes cries**
#30 to #29 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
What do you mean you're a man? Are you callin' me a faggot? Do you want me to bash your ******* head in?
#34 to #30 - oplu ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Maybe.
Maybe.
#35 to #34 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
oh i know that giiifffff
why must you turn me on this way?
#36 to #35 - oplu ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Cuz it's easy, you slut.
Cuz it's easy, you slut.
User avatar #38 to #36 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
**tarabostes says " **** you"**
#37 to #36 - tarabostes ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
No , YOU're easy , now  lemme holla chu bitch!
No , YOU're easy , now lemme holla chu bitch!
#17 - shadowscythe (03/31/2015) [-]
Thanks for the good tunes. I am always on the look out for new music.
#18 to #17 - oplu ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
No prablem. Always fun to post pictures of my hubby Nito, and link songs I like to people who enjoy them.
#1 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Profile Comment Virginity status: Ravaged
#2 to #1 - oplu ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
"Ravaged"
I wish.
#3 to #2 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Ask nicer and i'll think about it...
#4 to #3 - oplu ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
#5 to #4 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Goooooooooood opel , now open your drunk and let me put my package in there you diiirrrty , diiirrrrty auto!
#7 to #5 - oplu ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
maybe some hand holding?
maybe some hand holding?
#8 to #7 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Awwwwww you wanna take it slooow, so gawaii <3
#32 to #31 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
FUG, HOW CUM UR SO GAWAII??? :---DDDDD
#9 to #8 - oplu ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
You could say that.
#10 to #9 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Don't tell me what to do you filthy piece of gardening equipment!































now get on all fours!
#12 to #11 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Well YOU are a lewd piece of **** , but i still want your ass very bad so you know what you have to do Slut-chan!
#13 to #12 - oplu ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Move to the rhythm in my soul?
Move to the rhythm in my soul?
#14 to #13 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Baghdad ass up gurl, lemme holla chu!
#15 to #14 - oplu ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
This has gone too far. Trains trigger me. I was holla'd at on a train once.
#16 to #15 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
BITCH I'M GON GIVE U SUM PTSD SUM OF THIS PRETTY TERRIBLY STRONG DICK!!!
#6 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
trunk*
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