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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/philip.jongil?ref=tn_tnmn
Steam Profile: Opa_2006
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC, Nintendo 3DS, Gameboy, Samsung Galaxy SII
Video Games Played: Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty, Battlefield, League of Legends, Skyrim, Morrowind, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Fucking Everything, even the shitty Hentai game you were always curious about!
X-box Gamertag: Xbox ist für Untermenschen!
PSN: Opa_2006
Interests: Impregnating Spice Girls
Date Signed Up:6/23/2011
Last Login:4/24/2014
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#14 - same reason why we let you comment on this site as anonymous 04/21/2014 on all my feels +35
#132 - the girls in the tattoo are humanified (hope this word is righ… 04/21/2014 on What goes around, comes around 0
#131 - i remember the comments of that day, where this guy seriously …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on What goes around, comes around 0
User avatar #135 - wickkles (04/21/2014) [-]
I know. I'm a lady killer. Don't fuck with me.
#35 - Guys i had a total depressing day today... But i than…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on What goes around, comes around +2
User avatar #123 - vivalavidya (04/20/2014) [-]
Hey no worries, I guess the lesson to be learned is that shit you post on the internet stays around forever, and sooner or later it'll come around to bite you in the ass.
I mean, I just happened to be following /r9k/.txt on Twitter, and they just happened to post that while I was checking Twitter..
#37 - Question: is there a problem if you work out late ins…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Get FIT Fast! - a quick guide 0
User avatar #575 - jnovuse (04/17/2014) [-]
the way i see it, work out any time you can day or night
#56 - jaggedpvp (04/16/2014) [-]
only if you are sluggish in your workout. studies have shown hormones and testosterone levels are at their peak closer to the morning/afternoon. i cant link any studies though but im sure you could google em
#22 - i had sex with the sister of my friend once. I lasted like for…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Spaghetti greentext +3
#39 - ratstroke (04/16/2014) [-]
>exgf is friends sister
>he gets jealous because I never spend time with him
>forces me to play MW3
>opens up expandable sofa bed thing
>he in front, me in the back
>exgf comes in and sits with me
>shes hornay as fuck and starts fooling around
>starts giving me a handjob
>MFW handjob while playing video and friend is a meter away
>totally lost focus on MW3, major suckiring
>cum and drop controller, cant move
>friend asks if everything is ok
>still not sure if he knows

#45 - pineapplepeople (04/16/2014) [-]
It was his plan all along. He knew how he could finally beat you: by having her beat you.
#48 - ratstroke (04/17/2014) [-]
omg that made my fucking day hahaha
#25 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
That's not cool man.. No sisters or ex GFs of friends.
#42 - chaoticlaw (04/16/2014) [-]
So wait, I'm not allowed to fuck anyones sister?



What about my own?
User avatar #27 - midgettitwank (04/16/2014) [-]
sisters of friends are okay
User avatar #35 - ieatpaste (04/16/2014) [-]
no. off limits
User avatar #46 - midgettitwank (04/16/2014) [-]
you clearly have an attractive sister
#28 - winterguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Not for a one night stand imho
User avatar #40 - warlordstuart (04/16/2014) [-]
I'm with you. Sister's of friends should actually be encouraged. Helps you stay bros longer, although when talking about sexual conquests it could get awkward.

Actually funny story about that. My wife has 5 brothers...all of them younger than her. One night the middle brother (lets call him Skyler) was hanging out with a group of my friends and I on 4th of July. We were at a lake watching fireworks.

Some context. This Skyler kid is a complete and total waste of space. Total 9fag weaboo sack of shit that even though he had a girlfriend of 3 years he hit on every other skirt that moved, even made uncomfortable physical contact with his sister...Now this kid is like 15 at the time (imo a little too young for sex, especially considering his lack of maturity) and was going overboard trying to fuck one of my female friends.

We eventually started talking about some of our funniest sex moments. I had been dating my wife at the time for about 6 years...in fact she might have been pregnant at the time, im not sure. So, naturally I had the most (and the best) sex stories.

However, I am not the most attractive guy in the world. about 250lbs, 5'9'', kinda hairy. That and Skyler knew it and was clearly uncomfortable, especially with how he was acting that night.

So I made sure to start every story with "So, I was plowing Skyler's sister..."

Totally ruined his night. Apparently this line of joke got around too. People that had no idea who Skyer's sister or I was repeated that line all the time til he graduated.

good times
#132 - i dont have a problem with america at all and i think most int… 04/16/2014 on it's a decent place to live +1
#14 - prob drunk cause of party or socially awkward girl … 04/16/2014 on Indian man likes his pizza 0
#13 - Being a white male in germany, parents have way above average …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on white people represent 0
#25 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
male privilege is an illusion
#17 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
maybe you are not doing what you like even though you are succesful?
#15 - you buy a prebuilt? hmm :/ 04/15/2014 on Looks like i dont need... +7

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#2 - anonymous (09/28/2013) [-]
#3 to #2 - opa (09/28/2013) [-]
at least someone comments
User avatar #1 - reretzu (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm curious about the ''True morbid'' content you uploaded, what happened after that?

Please tell me she got what she deserved?
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