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Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
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Content Ranking:#4501
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Highest Content Rank:#4516
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#6 - They ate the others, Started with the black ones  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Somethings Fishy 0
#31 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Ofc you eat the cooked ones first
#10 - This Immediately came to mind. 11/03/2014 on The way things work 0
#12 - I don't mean to brag, but I was once ranked #13,432 on content.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2014 on LOSERS #13 +55
User avatar #96 - spaceturtlecadet (11/03/2014) [-]
highest content ranked #385
who knew reposting 4chan posts / stories were this effective
User avatar #67 - honkan (11/03/2014) [-]
Haha, I've got a higher "Highest Content Rank" than you, and I've never uploaded any content. I've also got four content thumbs. I have no idea where I got them.
User avatar #60 - lskovfoged (11/03/2014) [-]
My highest content ranking was like 4000 once, and that was all because of the time I spent uploading .gifs and comics to the NSFW section.

My advice to you kids, if you want to succeed in life, or at least on FJ. Have a large, I mean huge, possibly gigantic, collection of porn.
#33 - epicpoop (11/03/2014) [-]
get on my level casul
User avatar #31 - rogaa (11/03/2014) [-]
lol no life
User avatar #20 - richardastley (11/03/2014) [-]
I had to check my highest content ranking to figure out if this was a joke.
#3 - Now that's some ****** costumer service. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on The Daily Struggles of Hood... +88
User avatar #6 - rockergamer (11/02/2014) [-]
【UMA】衝撃生物@ドライブスルー Here
#39 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
the comment section
#23 - Don't worry spider-man I'l take this one. 11/02/2014 on Venom 0
#25 - Everything is coming up Hinata!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on The Last: Naruto the Movie... +8
#29 - bondofsnow (11/02/2014) [-]
I certainly hope so

also, I think this is the .gif version of that image.
#27 - I'm pretty sure it's the beard  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on 3 Hours Of "Harassment' In... -2
#40 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
the beard? not the captain america build?
#26 - I was half expecting a football 11/02/2014 on 3 Hours Of "Harassment' In... +6
#90 - When you workout, do you wear sweater like little pussy water … 11/02/2014 on Contain your Orgasms 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Contain your Orgasms +417
User avatar #89 - jfbyers (11/02/2014) [-]
But Comrade,

If gun is of shootings it is of hots, and will braek sweater like the skin of facists in the cold stalingrad streets
User avatar #90 - ooi (11/02/2014) [-]
When you workout, do you wear sweater like little pussy water drinker!, or do you strip down naked like man bear?

Think Vlad, shooting is working out for gun.
User avatar #67 - subspacessparta (11/01/2014) [-]
"you see ivan, when in russia and gun gets cold, you need to knit it a sweater so it shoots when it is warmed up"
User avatar #8 - CallMeCrisco (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm going to learn to knit just to make a rifle cosy for my vepr. Just enough to cover the receiver and shit. I'll even make a sleeve for the mag... I've got some needles somewhere.
User avatar #47 - necrophyxia (11/01/2014) [-]
Don't just stop at a cozy

Anti it up and make it into the likeness of one of your vidya heroes

Like a Solid Snake rifle
User avatar #48 - CallMeCrisco (11/01/2014) [-]
Man, I ain't that good a knitting... The only thing I've ever made was a scarf.
User avatar #49 - necrophyxia (11/01/2014) [-]
"If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing Riech"

-Hitler
User avatar #50 - CallMeCrisco (11/01/2014) [-]
If I succeed in making a simple cozy, I'll try going bigger. Winter break is coming up so I'll have my friend help me (she's pretty damn good with yarn).

At the very least I want to have it's name on the cozy though. It's name is Piggy...
User avatar #51 - necrophyxia (11/01/2014) [-]
Reach for the stars, mate
User avatar #83 - rebjar (11/01/2014) [-]
Reich*

you disgrace our glorious leader
#13 - My only regret, is that I have but only one thumb to give. 10/31/2014 on The shovel heard 'round the... +19
#56 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Caption Challenge +128
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Take my money, dammit! 0
#22 - jdizill Comment deleted by ooi
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#6 - The last part of this song 10/30/2014 on Another 9gag pickup line 0
#24 - Not for nothing, at home p90X, that **** works. I… 10/30/2014 on Absolut 0
#77 - Sadly that's war, and the truth is the US might is held on a l… 10/30/2014 on Kinda true +4
#36 - The best way I heard it said was from a friend from Dubai &quo… 10/29/2014 on Amusing News 0
#16 - When I was returning home from basic training a man told me th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Americans +42
User avatar #52 - hattheifbatman (10/30/2014) [-]
He must've thought you were wide eyed cause you never heard that before
User avatar #49 - brokentrucker (10/30/2014) [-]
I've been working retail for six years, and whenever I wear my badge, it still freaks me out when someone I"ve never met calls me by my name.
#1 - joke explain, help on the last one!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Meanwhile, on BBC Three +14
#5 - luddethebunny (10/28/2014) [-]
he clairly states that he is not grass. doi
#2 - willys (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm assuming grass is a British slang term for snitch or narc.

Purely guessing though.
#3 - multipass (10/28/2014) [-]
British person here. It is slang for 'snitching' on someone.
#42 - Hey Baby, why don't you give me some head.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on heard FJ likes cute asian... +20
User avatar #47 - onionsam (10/28/2014) [-]
when you nut but she still headbutting yo dick
#46 - trevanman (10/28/2014) [-]
she's gonna break you
#613 - I am Star Whip the Abolisher of Men. So I was suppose… 10/28/2014 on John Hancock +1
#8 - The later years of a Disney princess. 10/27/2014 on You think this is a fucking... +2
#13 - I like it LOK, but they are doing the dragonball Z thing where…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on The Bloodbender 0
User avatar #19 - theblackhorntail (10/27/2014) [-]
IMO the dark avatar was more dangerous than Zaheer and co.
User avatar #17 - tealkangaroo (10/27/2014) [-]
well I don't really agree with you. Korra never won a fight against amon, she just exposed him. Amon didn't really do that much actual physical fighting himself, more of a scare campaign. Season 2 was weird and I still don't get the whole huge spirit thing but it was outside traditional bending. Season 3 was really a group vs group effort, which sort of symbolized their generation becoming competent at protecting the people.
#34 - As a guy who has seen a picture of japan I can verify that's …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on actual japanese girls +8
#150 - anonymous (10/27/2014) [-]
i can confirm. i have seen SEVERAL videos on the internet, and it is safe to say all Japanese are like this
#9 - For a moment i thought that was a chicken in chain mail, and i…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Party like its 14/14/14 2 +4
#18 - thingexplain (10/26/2014) [-]
why do I have this?

Because wrapping a chicken in chainmail then roasting it is even better than doing it with tinfoil. Browns and crisps better.
User avatar #45 - arrowed (10/26/2014) [-]
you dare cook Sir Chickington of the roundtable?
User avatar #61 - roundtable (10/27/2014) [-]
Don't let them cook my Sir Chickington!!
User avatar #40 - stickmanz (10/26/2014) [-]
wouldn't it get some odd metal flavoring ?
User avatar #54 - gobnick (10/26/2014) [-]
actually if you clean it right then it would act kinda like having a flexible pizza screen around it, passing heat from the metal directly to the chicken by conduction as well as the convection from the air around it. it would make the skin nice and crispy, but as far as keeping in the juices i'm not sure....you might possibly end up with a drier chicken than normal
User avatar #34 - butterduck (10/26/2014) [-]
Thanks for telling me how to make chicken better thingxplain!
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User avatar #23 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
What is your avatar all I can see is a helmet and a mask I am the first comment
#24 to #23 - ooi (10/21/2014) [-]
That's exactly it , its me wearing a helmet, goggles, and a old gas mask.

This is me with a suit, sword and Fedora.

Also your are not the first, see the 23
User avatar #25 to #24 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
Well at least your not a neckbeard
User avatar #26 to #25 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'm more of a light goatee kind of guy, work requires me to be clean shaven though.
User avatar #27 to #26 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
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