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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
Location:Changes according to where I at
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Comment Ranking:#544
Highest Content Rank:#13432
Highest Comment Rank:#373
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Comment Thumbs: 11071 total,  11619 ,  548
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
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Level 293 Comments: Post Master → Level 294 Comments: Post Master
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#16 - Against that many marines armor would have done **** . 11/05/2014 on watch out +1
#22 - 7/10 (no blue eyes) Will not build master race with 11/05/2014 on No fap November? Good luck! +9
#56 - Wii fit cold be part of it, such as a medium which records you… 11/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - Yea doesn't work for me, I once hit my snooze button 20 times,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Pull your shit together +1
User avatar #47 - Durp (11/05/2014) [-]
A montage sounds perfect. I want to drop 50lbs and learn korean. Can we montage together?
#30 - Alright to improve you character in game, you have to improved…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on (untitled) +1
#49 - ruped (11/04/2014) [-]
Wii fit yo
User avatar #56 - ooi (11/04/2014) [-]
Wii fit cold be part of it, such as a medium which records your progression, and then feeds it to the actual game.

As far as I know there are no Wii games where your character's attributes are base on the wii fit.
#5 - Me right now, Gain 30 pounds since losing employment in July, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Pull your shit together 0
#10 - databutt (11/04/2014) [-]
Here's a trick I learned to force myself to draw:

Let your brain say that, but make your legs do the opposite. If you simply stand up to start doing the task, you will just do it. Just set an alarm, and every day when it goes off think, "Nah, I will do it in a few hours, maybe tomorrow. I'm going to take a day off." While at the same time standing up and just start doing it while thinking those thoughts.

I've found that it becomes almost an instinct after a while to fight those thoughts with action.
User avatar #16 - ooi (11/04/2014) [-]
Yea doesn't work for me, I once hit my snooze button 20 times, and I have to get up to hit it.

I have a marathon in may, I'll have to drop about 45 pound for it.

I need a montage.
User avatar #47 - Durp (11/05/2014) [-]
A montage sounds perfect. I want to drop 50lbs and learn korean. Can we montage together?
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Nice hat +4
User avatar #13 - captainprincess (11/04/2014) [-]
I have noticed that
I'll give you that

Of all the stupid and dangerous shit that people of all races do, we white people seem to have close to a monopoly on shit we know is going to hurt us

white is the freaky masochist race
#6 - They ate the others, Started with the black ones  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Somethings Fishy 0
#31 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Ofc you eat the cooked ones first
#10 - This Immediately came to mind. 11/03/2014 on The way things work 0
#12 - I don't mean to brag, but I was once ranked #13,432 on content.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2014 on LOSERS #13 +55
User avatar #96 - spaceturtlecadet (11/03/2014) [-]
highest content ranked #385
who knew reposting 4chan posts / stories were this effective
User avatar #67 - honkan (11/03/2014) [-]
Haha, I've got a higher "Highest Content Rank" than you, and I've never uploaded any content. I've also got four content thumbs. I have no idea where I got them.
User avatar #60 - lskovfoged (11/03/2014) [-]
My highest content ranking was like 4000 once, and that was all because of the time I spent uploading .gifs and comics to the NSFW section.

My advice to you kids, if you want to succeed in life, or at least on FJ. Have a large, I mean huge, possibly gigantic, collection of porn.
#33 - epicpoop (11/03/2014) [-]
get on my level casul
User avatar #31 - rogaa (11/03/2014) [-]
lol no life
User avatar #20 - richardastley (11/03/2014) [-]
I had to check my highest content ranking to figure out if this was a joke.
#3 - Now that's some ****** costumer service. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on The Daily Struggles of Hood... +88
User avatar #6 - rockergamer (11/02/2014) [-]
【UMA】衝撃生物@ドライブスルー Here
#39 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
the comment section
#23 - Don't worry spider-man I'l take this one. 11/02/2014 on Venom 0
#25 - Everything is coming up Hinata!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on The Last: Naruto the Movie... +8
#29 - bondofsnow (11/02/2014) [-]
I certainly hope so

also, I think this is the .gif version of that image.
#27 - I'm pretty sure it's the beard  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on 3 Hours Of "Harassment' In... -2
#40 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
the beard? not the captain america build?
#26 - I was half expecting a football 11/02/2014 on 3 Hours Of "Harassment' In... +6
#90 - When you workout, do you wear sweater like little pussy water … 11/02/2014 on Contain your Orgasms 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Contain your Orgasms +417
User avatar #89 - jfbyers (11/02/2014) [-]
But Comrade,

If gun is of shootings it is of hots, and will braek sweater like the skin of facists in the cold stalingrad streets
User avatar #90 - ooi (11/02/2014) [-]
When you workout, do you wear sweater like little pussy water drinker!, or do you strip down naked like man bear?

Think Vlad, shooting is working out for gun.
User avatar #67 - subspacessparta (11/01/2014) [-]
"you see ivan, when in russia and gun gets cold, you need to knit it a sweater so it shoots when it is warmed up"
User avatar #8 - CallMeCrisco (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm going to learn to knit just to make a rifle cosy for my vepr. Just enough to cover the receiver and shit. I'll even make a sleeve for the mag... I've got some needles somewhere.
User avatar #47 - necrophyxia (11/01/2014) [-]
Don't just stop at a cozy

Anti it up and make it into the likeness of one of your vidya heroes

Like a Solid Snake rifle
User avatar #48 - CallMeCrisco (11/01/2014) [-]
Man, I ain't that good a knitting... The only thing I've ever made was a scarf.
User avatar #49 - necrophyxia (11/01/2014) [-]
"If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing Riech"

-Hitler
User avatar #50 - CallMeCrisco (11/01/2014) [-]
If I succeed in making a simple cozy, I'll try going bigger. Winter break is coming up so I'll have my friend help me (she's pretty damn good with yarn).

At the very least I want to have it's name on the cozy though. It's name is Piggy...
User avatar #51 - necrophyxia (11/01/2014) [-]
Reach for the stars, mate
User avatar #83 - rebjar (11/01/2014) [-]
Reich*

you disgrace our glorious leader
#13 - My only regret, is that I have but only one thumb to give. 10/31/2014 on The shovel heard 'round the... +19
#56 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Caption Challenge +128
#20 - Could you direct me to the name of the video, I went to his yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Take my money, dammit! 0
User avatar #22 - jdizill (10/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - jdizill (10/30/2014) [-]
sorry i dont know what video, i just new it was him by the looks of the table. ill see if i can find sauce though
#6 - The last part of this song 10/30/2014 on Another 9gag pickup line 0
#24 - Not for nothing, at home p90X, that **** works. I… 10/30/2014 on Absolut 0
#77 - Sadly that's war, and the truth is the US might is held on a l… 10/30/2014 on Kinda true +4
#36 - The best way I heard it said was from a friend from Dubai &quo… 10/29/2014 on Amusing News 0
#16 - When I was returning home from basic training a man told me th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Americans +42
User avatar #52 - hattheifbatman (10/30/2014) [-]
He must've thought you were wide eyed cause you never heard that before
User avatar #49 - brokentrucker (10/30/2014) [-]
I've been working retail for six years, and whenever I wear my badge, it still freaks me out when someone I"ve never met calls me by my name.
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User avatar #23 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
What is your avatar all I can see is a helmet and a mask I am the first comment
#24 to #23 - ooi (10/21/2014) [-]
That's exactly it , its me wearing a helmet, goggles, and a old gas mask.

This is me with a suit, sword and Fedora.

Also your are not the first, see the 23
User avatar #25 to #24 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
Well at least your not a neckbeard
User avatar #26 to #25 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'm more of a light goatee kind of guy, work requires me to be clean shaven though.
User avatar #27 to #26 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
User avatar #28 to #27 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
You'll be surprised, what branch were you interested in, if you don't mind telling.
User avatar #29 to #28 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Well my half brother was in the marines but I really don't know what branch I should join
User avatar #30 to #29 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Were you thinking of a career or would it be for college, or the experience. Also why do you think can't take it? I'm assuming you are a guy right, the experience is a little different for women.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Sadly/technecally the asthma and Adhd, take you out. you might be able to get through if you don't reveal that information, but there is the chance they find out. While I seen people who I am certain have Adhd make it, I know of people who died though to heart and breathing problems in basic.

That being said the military is not all its crack up to be, there is a reason most don't reenlist. While it may appear the to be a well oil machine, you easily see all the ******** from the inside.
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