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Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
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#17 - ******* CIS scum promoting your white patriarchy. 12/02/2014 on Enjoy 0
#6 - I remember once I just fought a dragon outside of rifted, a gu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Smart thugs +46
#10 - hillbillypowpow (12/01/2014) [-]
What if fighting that dragon let him know how fun it was and so now he's like "what? my cousin get's to do that shit like 25/8 and I get to sit here watching all the goddamn milk-drinkers?"
It's like not knowing how good something until you get a taste of it.
#9 - vexigen (12/01/2014) [-]
That happened once to myself a long time ago... I didn't find it all the funny then but seeing it put into words like the gift you gave me had me laughing for about a minute. Thank you.
#143 - No matter how much the internet has corrupted me, to my tolera… 12/01/2014 on PONY CUM JAR PROJECT 0
#37 - We were able to pass it off as a accident where somewhere trip…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #44 - elcreepo (12/01/2014) [-]
Well, for my SO, the royal fuckup got them at least four hours in the pit doing low crawl every sunday.

Kid got his face smashed in by a drill sgt. for flagging the commanding officer and had to be recycled though, so they didn't deal with him for more than five weeks.
#5 - In basic training we had 2 rolling chairs, on which we would j…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #35 - elcreepo (12/01/2014) [-]
And the you probably did PT until your everything hurt
User avatar #37 - ooi (12/01/2014) [-]
We were able to pass it off as a accident where somewhere trip with their weapon.
If they knew the truth, i don't want to know the punishment, my drill sgts. were creative.
Wasn't the worst pt we did, we had a battalion level fuck up in my plt.
User avatar #44 - elcreepo (12/01/2014) [-]
Well, for my SO, the royal fuckup got them at least four hours in the pit doing low crawl every sunday.

Kid got his face smashed in by a drill sgt. for flagging the commanding officer and had to be recycled though, so they didn't deal with him for more than five weeks.
#24 - I guess you really took to the movie. 12/01/2014 on Doodles +16
#5 - It was compromise that killed my family, peace that destroyed … 11/30/2014 on Some villain's fates makes... +1
#19 - to be fair you would probably get similar results from Americans. 11/30/2014 on Londoners trying to name... +1
#12 - Picture 11/28/2014 on 'Straya +15
#18 - Picture 11/27/2014 on For the Empire +1
#1373 - I'm not wearing any pants 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +1
#1371 - I think I **** this one, anyways, SOON 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#671 - **ooi rolls 954,840** I'm stoppable. 11/26/2014 on Fallout Rolling Game 0
#13 - Picture 11/25/2014 on probably the cutest thing... 0
#18 - God I only have a year left 11/24/2014 on Quotes that will give you... 0
#18 - The Pizza is burning!!! 11/24/2014 on Ninja Turtles +9
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Dead Whale +11
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#25 - I had a friend who got her name tattoo on her, the guy sp… 11/22/2014 on Tattoos Are Permanent 0
#64 - Picture 11/21/2014 on Apparently gen. Y stands... +2
#19 - It's not even 9,000  [+] (8 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Remember this? +17
User avatar #231 - jagoz (11/21/2014) [-]
**jagoz rolls 7,005**
User avatar #211 - pickedusername (11/21/2014) [-]
**pickedusername rolls 6,934**
#30 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,805**
#25 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
#53 - andovaredoras (11/20/2014) [-]
#46 - ebosh (11/20/2014) [-]
im out
#33 - asdffes (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - semilunarknight (11/20/2014) [-]
**semilunarknight rolls 1,354**
#5 - Health water only hurts you, because you are already dead." 11/20/2014 on Meditate for a while to... -3
#11 - That is because they have the bulk of the ocean reserved for … 11/20/2014 on Cant spell ignorance... 0
#22 - "All of a sudden my life flash before my eyes, and then d… 11/20/2014 on People almost getting REKT +1
#41 - Yes ,Thank you, it's the last time I comment over my cellphone. 11/17/2014 on Poor person.. 0
#13 - For those who say it never happen, I one was delivering grocer…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Poor person.. +21
User avatar #38 - blokrokker (11/16/2014) [-]
"For those who say things like this never happen, one time I was delivering groceries, and somehow ended up helping somebody assemble their furniture."
User avatar #41 - ooi (11/17/2014) [-]
Yes ,Thank you, it's the last time I comment over my cellphone.
User avatar #37 - stonetomcat (11/16/2014) [-]
Fuck the what?
User avatar #35 - Durp (11/16/2014) [-]
I think you accidentally that whole sentence.
User avatar #31 - dorfdorfdorf (11/16/2014) [-]
but who was phone?
#28 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
can confirm, I was furnature
#23 - Monopolus (11/16/2014) [-]
#20 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
am not good english, but this post is a fuck
#14 - anonymous (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry what?
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User avatar #23 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
What is your avatar all I can see is a helmet and a mask I am the first comment
#24 to #23 - ooi (10/21/2014) [-]
That's exactly it , its me wearing a helmet, goggles, and a old gas mask.

This is me with a suit, sword and Fedora.

Also your are not the first, see the 23
User avatar #25 to #24 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
Well at least your not a neckbeard
User avatar #26 to #25 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'm more of a light goatee kind of guy, work requires me to be clean shaven though.
User avatar #27 to #26 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
User avatar #28 to #27 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
You'll be surprised, what branch were you interested in, if you don't mind telling.
User avatar #29 to #28 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Well my half brother was in the marines but I really don't know what branch I should join
User avatar #30 to #29 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Were you thinking of a career or would it be for college, or the experience. Also why do you think can't take it? I'm assuming you are a guy right, the experience is a little different for women.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Sadly/technecally the asthma and Adhd, take you out. you might be able to get through if you don't reveal that information, but there is the chance they find out. While I seen people who I am certain have Adhd make it, I know of people who died though to heart and breathing problems in basic.

That being said the military is not all its crack up to be, there is a reason most don't reenlist. While it may appear the to be a well oil machine, you easily see all the ******** from the inside.
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