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#44 - Then why did you call my name?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #45 - boomerpyro (04/19/2014) [-]
i wrote !OY!
as !OOI! so i could talk to someone
#42 - ??? Wolfensife ???  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #43 - boomerpyro (04/19/2014) [-]
i was hoping he was on funnyjunk too, he's my bud on a lot of sites
User avatar #44 - ooi (04/19/2014) [-]
Then why did you call my name?
User avatar #45 - boomerpyro (04/19/2014) [-]
i wrote !OY!
as !OOI! so i could talk to someone
#6 - Mecoptera are sometimes called scorpionflies after their large…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/19/2014 on (untitled) +56
#40 - purplebelle (04/19/2014) [-]
#36 - randolphthebeast (04/19/2014) [-]
Thats pretty cool though
#13 - franzharper (04/19/2014) [-]
thanks for telling that i would literally be fucked if one of those stings me
#8 - harbingerwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
All this time i thought i was the only bug guy here...
User avatar #19 - boomerpyro (04/19/2014) [-]
OOI! i find that wolfensife!
god damnit i hate my life
User avatar #42 - ooi (04/19/2014) [-]
??? Wolfensife ???
User avatar #43 - boomerpyro (04/19/2014) [-]
i was hoping he was on funnyjunk too, he's my bud on a lot of sites
User avatar #44 - ooi (04/19/2014) [-]
Then why did you call my name?
User avatar #45 - boomerpyro (04/19/2014) [-]
i wrote !OY!
as !OOI! so i could talk to someone
User avatar #20 - harbingerwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
Bro do you even invertebrate?
#19 - ancient Chinese talent shows 04/19/2014 on What Sorcery is this? +1
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on Disney Gals W/ Beards 0
#12 - maybeyesmaybe (04/24/2014) [-]
**maybeyesmaybe rolled image** the real princess here
#97 - Please, you're not a beta in that story. I'm talking …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Betamon -3
User avatar #106 - leonhardt (04/17/2014) [-]
And there's a massive chance she had a dick.
#27 - to protect and serve 04/09/2014 on nypd officer breakdancing 0
#25 - this guy was the worst  [+] (8 new replies) 04/09/2014 on This was the hardest enemy... +10
User avatar #50 - coloradokush (04/09/2014) [-]
Ive seen this picture a thousand times and never noticed he was naked
#45 - legitimately (04/09/2014) [-]
Honestly I think it would look fine if he had some clothes on
related because Zoro
User avatar #27 - SylverSlayer (04/09/2014) [-]
This is a reference to something that i can't quite place, but was awesome.
anyone have a clue?
#33 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
boku no pico
I swear what the fuck is wrong with the sourcerers on FJ these days?
User avatar #34 - SylverSlayer (04/09/2014) [-]
oh my
User avatar #29 - teoanon (04/09/2014) [-]
single unit
#28 - Typewriter (04/09/2014) [-]
roronoa zoro from one piece
#30 - SylverSlayer (04/09/2014) [-]
fukken RIGHTS
#56 - Star citizen  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Why we do need more good... +3
User avatar #80 - thamuz (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm jelly but is that released yet?
User avatar #112 - sorrybut (04/09/2014) [-]
Nope not yet. They've released a "Hangar Module" that allows features a hangar and a ship that you can mess around and see how everything works. Looks pretty sweet, they're about to release a dogfighting module soon as well, but the full game is still not ready.
User avatar #113 - sorrybut (04/09/2014) [-]
Allows features lol. scrap one of those words.
#267 - I remember once being attack by a swarm of kids, truly animals… 04/08/2014 on A Marine meets his match +7
#35 - The more you know, but anything more recent it seem a bit exce…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on They say history repeats 0
User avatar #36 - internetexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
The war against Iraq.

I'll make it short cuz im not historyexplain.

the U.S helped Saddam Hussein gain power in Iraq during the cold war , when Iran suddenly became a theocracy , Iraq invaded Iran with HUGE U.S funds.
But then Hussein decided to invade Kuweit as well , which - surprise surprise - supplied the U.S with oil , the U.S couldn't let that slide and declared war on Iraq and later got some more oil out of that war as well.
#71 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
That's hardly gaining a resource, more accurately regaining it after an enemy wrongfully stole it away.
#67 - swagbot (04/07/2014) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone - take this!

youtu.be/5hfEBupAeo4

"The lie is so big that we cannot see it - it is the very backdrop to our lives."
User avatar #47 - enkmaster (04/07/2014) [-]
People really need to figure out that most of America's oil is domestic. Of all the oil used by the U.S, only 30% is from the Middle East. One country isnt exactly a huge dent. Then there are huge amounts coming from Canada (and unless we get a brown dictator any time soon, I dont think the U.S will invade Alberta) and a good chunk from Brazil and a couple other South American countries. Then, barring those sources, the U.S produces a majority of its own supply by far.

Invading a country for it's oil is more expensive than it's worth, especially for a country like Murica.
#41 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
1. Incorrect. The US and the UK helped the Ba'athist party in a coup in 1964, but Hussein was hiding in Syria at the time, and he didn't gain political power until the people who were put in power were themselves deposed, and. didn't gain full control of the country till the late 1970's, neither of which were events that the West was involved in.

2. Iraq invaded Iran because Saddam was an overconfident idiot who wanted more oil, not because the West later provided funding for the war. On the flip side, Iran was getting wartime funding and weapons from the USSR, China, and North Korea. Classic Cold War, but unlike some of the other conflicts, the start wasn't instigated by either the East or the West, but merely supported by both sides once it started.

3. The Kuwait part is true. Iraq owed Kuwait money, and Kuwait was constantly overproducing oil.

4. The US actually got NOTHING out of Iraq. Nation-building is expensive, and in order to help that, the Iraqis kept their oil fields.
#28 - Would you please explain to me what resources, if any did the …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/07/2014 on They say history repeats 0
#66 - swagbot (04/07/2014) [-]
Okay, first, you have to define "The U.S."

We, the normal folks, got nothing (except, maybe, a continuation of the Petrodollar Scheme that is keeping our nonexistent economy afloat). We allowed ourselves to pay TRILLIONS of dollars to debt-fund random military make-work. That's the truth of it.

WATCH THIS!!! youtu.be/5hfEBupAeo4

Other groups of American Citizens, however, got their pieces of flesh from this chaos:
> The perpetrators of the war got a bunch of 'Cash' redistributed into their 'slice of the Money Supply' - both for themselves personally (massive contracts for Security, Arms, Construction, and Oil companies, among others) and for groups/agencies:
> CIA gets more free-operating territory in the U.S.-supported-and-newly-invigorated Poppy Fields of Afghanistan.
> Power-Hawks in U.S. Politics get footing for additional military bases, covert-ops in strategic areas.
> The Worldwide network of Central Banking interests have established Private Central Banks (like the illegal Federal Reserve of the U.S.) in Iraq and Afghanistan (I believe), as well as Libya (via the U.S.-instigated 'Arab Spring' faux-revolution), and now in Ukraine by the same tactics.

(Usually i provide a bunch of links for things like this, but it's so easy to Google that I i don't want to bother (and it's late tonight). Just go to InfoWars, ZeroHedge, Alt-Market, LandDestroyer or any other good Alternative-Media site and there will be info aplenty.)

It's all about Controlling as much STUFF as they can:
> Control the flow of Oil, and you control everyone's livelihoods.
> Control the Currency, and you double that control on peoples' livelihoods.
> Controlling Oil and Currency means you are essentially infinitely wealthy, allowing you to buy/sell whatever you need to in order to cement your plans for control.

The lie is so big that we cannot see it - it is the very backdrop to our lives
#62 - hazelnutqt (04/07/2014) [-]
Listen, homie
Nobody is sayin' you guys can't have your guns
But maybe like.. Not that many guns you know? maybe like, take away 7 guns. Sell them guns. Give the gun-food to the homeless or something

God damn, America has so much guns that I'm honestly not sure how you'd go through with a civil war you'd just gun each others like, really hard.

Fucking guns man
#68 - swagbot (04/07/2014) [-]
> The U.S government is one of the most heavily-armed political powers in the world. (Not the Military... but also the Federal Government itself! All of the Alphabet-Soup agencies seem to be arming up lately.)
> It is constantly showing that it no longer responds to the citizens that it is supposed to reflect the will of.

You think having guns is stupid?

We 'Muricans have seen the past 100 years, which clearly shows that not having guns is the 'stupid' choice.

Guns are a good thing if in the hands of Good People. Period.
#69 - hazelnutqt (04/07/2014) [-]
Hey bro, you gotta calm down and like, read what I wrote
I didn't say get rid of guns
But maybe not that many guns
Like, I understand it, you like guns, you want guns
But do you really need.. THAT many guns?
(This post is entirely satirical and the guns part refers to the extravagant military seen in the US, not the privately owned gun population. Sorry for any confusion.)
User avatar #30 - internetexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
Pal , buddy , have you ever heard of the Banana wars?
User avatar #35 - ooi (04/07/2014) [-]
The more you know, but anything more recent it seem a bit excessive to have to go back 80 years?

Or will you be going back further to when we fought the natives for their land?

Then again I phrase my question poorly, and should have included the word recent in there.
User avatar #36 - internetexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
The war against Iraq.

I'll make it short cuz im not historyexplain.

the U.S helped Saddam Hussein gain power in Iraq during the cold war , when Iran suddenly became a theocracy , Iraq invaded Iran with HUGE U.S funds.
But then Hussein decided to invade Kuweit as well , which - surprise surprise - supplied the U.S with oil , the U.S couldn't let that slide and declared war on Iraq and later got some more oil out of that war as well.
#71 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
That's hardly gaining a resource, more accurately regaining it after an enemy wrongfully stole it away.
#67 - swagbot (04/07/2014) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone - take this!

youtu.be/5hfEBupAeo4

"The lie is so big that we cannot see it - it is the very backdrop to our lives."
User avatar #47 - enkmaster (04/07/2014) [-]
People really need to figure out that most of America's oil is domestic. Of all the oil used by the U.S, only 30% is from the Middle East. One country isnt exactly a huge dent. Then there are huge amounts coming from Canada (and unless we get a brown dictator any time soon, I dont think the U.S will invade Alberta) and a good chunk from Brazil and a couple other South American countries. Then, barring those sources, the U.S produces a majority of its own supply by far.

Invading a country for it's oil is more expensive than it's worth, especially for a country like Murica.
#41 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
1. Incorrect. The US and the UK helped the Ba'athist party in a coup in 1964, but Hussein was hiding in Syria at the time, and he didn't gain political power until the people who were put in power were themselves deposed, and. didn't gain full control of the country till the late 1970's, neither of which were events that the West was involved in.

2. Iraq invaded Iran because Saddam was an overconfident idiot who wanted more oil, not because the West later provided funding for the war. On the flip side, Iran was getting wartime funding and weapons from the USSR, China, and North Korea. Classic Cold War, but unlike some of the other conflicts, the start wasn't instigated by either the East or the West, but merely supported by both sides once it started.

3. The Kuwait part is true. Iraq owed Kuwait money, and Kuwait was constantly overproducing oil.

4. The US actually got NOTHING out of Iraq. Nation-building is expensive, and in order to help that, the Iraqis kept their oil fields.
#12 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Typical men 0
#10 - He already made it to the top, when I saw him. I sup…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Typical men 0
#11 - masterboll (04/06/2014) [-]
#12 - ooi (04/06/2014) [-]
#7 - Anyway; from what I understand, shortly after he announce his … 04/05/2014 on Well, Ukraine is f*cked +2
#5 - Our country is at the brink of war! The possibility of WW…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Well, Ukraine is f*cked +224
User avatar #60 - stipulateprism (04/06/2014) [-]
Vote for Vader for Mayor!
Vote for Vader for Mayor!
Vote for Vader for Mayor!
Ad nauseam...
#32 - sabanknight (04/06/2014) [-]
I know I am not the only one who read this in vaders voice
#48 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
No you are not.
#23 - CXJokerXD (04/06/2014) [-]
How awesome would that be in a text book?
#5 - Saw a man doing that, while carrying his baby in a carriage up…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Typical men +1
#9 - masterboll (04/06/2014) [-]
if you tell me that you didnt help him, im gonna go down to your house and slap you with a fish
User avatar #10 - ooi (04/06/2014) [-]
He already made it to the top, when I saw him.

I suppose I could have ask him to go back down, so I could help.
#11 - masterboll (04/06/2014) [-]
#12 - ooi (04/06/2014) [-]
#19 - One more, Toe the line, the drill Sgt gave out the information… 04/02/2014 on Military Punishments Pt. II +29
#14 - My turn, Two soldiers were talking during the evening… 04/02/2014 on Military Punishments Pt. II +15
#21 - But life moves on, It only take one step in the right directio… 03/31/2014 on feels train +2
#18 - My father was very proud of me. But it felt I never gave him a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2014 on feels train +2
User avatar #19 - lookadistraction (03/31/2014) [-]
I feel the same way with the he was proud but i never did anything to make it so part and that really sucks that you went through all that shit im sorry dude
User avatar #21 - ooi (03/31/2014) [-]
But life moves on, It only take one step in the right direction to get going. After those two years I got a part time job(couldn't get full) at a supermarket. I would walk to save money, but I started to lose the weight I gain. Started running the on the way back, eventually started running on the weekend with a friend. A year later did my first marathon. Now I'm interning at an investment bank, with strong chance of getting hired. Will be going back to school for a degree in finance(or accounting).

*Cue inspirational music*

I guess what I'm trying to say is; I stop moving in life, and I'm playing a lot of catch up for it.

So my advice is to keep pushing towards your goals, and don't stop unless you want too (not because you feel helpless, or hopeless). And remember no matter how far you fall, there will always be opportunity.
#15 - Don't do what i did, which is nothing ... for two years. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on feels train +3
User avatar #16 - lookadistraction (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm going to go back to school and do all i can to do what i think would make him proud im just kinda stuck
User avatar #18 - ooi (03/31/2014) [-]
My father was very proud of me. But it felt I never gave him a real reason to be proud, and that I lost my chance. I really fuck up things afterwards, had to quit the program that would given me my dream job, left college the following semester, hell even ruin the chance I had with the most beautiful girl I've seen. After a year I started letting my body go, went from 140, to over 200, and would have kept going.
User avatar #19 - lookadistraction (03/31/2014) [-]
I feel the same way with the he was proud but i never did anything to make it so part and that really sucks that you went through all that shit im sorry dude
User avatar #21 - ooi (03/31/2014) [-]
But life moves on, It only take one step in the right direction to get going. After those two years I got a part time job(couldn't get full) at a supermarket. I would walk to save money, but I started to lose the weight I gain. Started running the on the way back, eventually started running on the weekend with a friend. A year later did my first marathon. Now I'm interning at an investment bank, with strong chance of getting hired. Will be going back to school for a degree in finance(or accounting).

*Cue inspirational music*

I guess what I'm trying to say is; I stop moving in life, and I'm playing a lot of catch up for it.

So my advice is to keep pushing towards your goals, and don't stop unless you want too (not because you feel helpless, or hopeless). And remember no matter how far you fall, there will always be opportunity.
#10 - I went in the summer; the one thing I remember most for that d… 03/29/2014 on Memories 0
#7 - I remember the first thing my drill Sgt. said to me, …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Memories +9
User avatar #15 - ScottishMinor (03/29/2014) [-]
"This is my bus, I like to take of it. Don't fucking fall asleep on my bus." Best words of advice i've heard.
#13 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
Mine just said "When we get off this bus we are running fast. Don't pass the fuck out!" He had a thick Hispanic accent.
User avatar #9 - dysfunctionalvet (03/29/2014) [-]
haha same here i was the last one on the bus from reception and first one off for the shark attack, will never forget that shit
User avatar #10 - ooi (03/29/2014) [-]
I went in the summer; the one thing I remember most for that day is doing push-ups on the burning asphalt, having to alternate between your finger tips and palms just to get that tiny instant of relief.
#5870 - I'm not that type of girl, pervert.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #6012 - EpicAnon (03/22/2014) [-]
I'M NOT THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO GIVES UP JUST LIKE THA-A-AT
OH NO

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