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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
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#23 - Needs More Eagle. 12/06/2012 on RUN, POLAND. RUN! +1
#81 - Like a boss 12/04/2012 on Best Slap Ever 0
#13 - Here you go. 12/03/2012 on don't tap the glass +10
#13 - Story time. -Be 20, military, AIT class. -Sergeant gi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Problems +8
#24 - frickenidiots (12/02/2012) [-]
#9 - First picture "How I think I look with a beard" 12/01/2012 on men will get this +2
#89 - I usually go with this. 11/30/2012 on How to Hide a Boner +44
#265 - Well, he looks more like a world class supervillian to me. … 11/30/2012 on Meet the master of disapproval 0
#40 - How can they read, sounds like nobles pretending to me. 11/30/2012 on Get to my level +5
#13 - I did that to someone on a plane once, well twice technically.… 11/29/2012 on tis a gif 0
#171 - I never realized till today, We have to fix this, and we can d…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Silly Americans... -6
User avatar #184 - angreif (11/28/2012) [-]
Ya know, i love how horrible the internet is at determining sarcasm. it really makes me laugh. really. look at me laughing. LOOK AT ME.
#181 - tankeruber (11/28/2012) [-]
Are you serious?

I can not comprehend such stupidity.

Time is not randomly chosen, it was based on a cycle that we discovered way back.
Weight and distance, however, are chosen randomly, and while ours is either 10 or 1000 to the next value, yours is some ridiculous shit. Our system is easier to memorize, and easier to transfer values. 1500 MM = 1,5 Meters. You would have to convert 1500 whatever into feet, then into yards and then into miles, if needed.
Most likely, with numbers like 12, 3, you have a big chance of ending up with numbers like X,xuxzitnfuckyouifg etc.

TL;DR? Fuck you kid, read it.
#176 - goldsignet (11/28/2012) [-]
yfw you realize that is based off of a static cycle rather than a randomly chosen marker like weight and distamce...also mfw i realize how much time i wasted saying this to a tard/12 year old
#22 - Here you go, just add water and stir. 11/26/2012 on I'm not good with titles -1
#20 - Well duh, the bottom guy is grabbing from the wrong part. 11/26/2012 on What difference? 0
#150 - NASA secret revealed. 11/26/2012 on Amazing +4
#46 - Whoa you forgot a big one. La Migra - "Immigrati…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on morbid for mexicans +11
User avatar #74 - xxthekeexx (11/18/2012) [-]
xD
#30 - Not even Chuck Norris is that cool 11/13/2012 on Seems Legit +1
#158 - The US did the same thing to japan, and look at them now, they… 11/11/2012 on Cup of tea 0
#27 - Where's the queen?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on The MOST british pic ever +5
User avatar #43 - Hayzer (11/09/2012) [-]
It is 12 bong, the queen is busy
User avatar #28 - Alchemyst (11/09/2012) [-]
The queen is everywhere
#15 - This has been in the works for a long time 11/04/2012 on this is a crime against my... +3
#36 - That moment when an animal has better hair then you. 10/31/2012 on teen cattle these days +16
#14 - Well; joy and jenny seem to do the same thing, seeing as they … 10/29/2012 on c'mon ty lee 0
#20 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on Basketball dog +2
#42 - 7/10 Still'd bang. 10/24/2012 on Nearly Halloween... 0
#42 - Comment deleted 10/22/2012 on Man's Adorable Little... 0
#72 - So many cool movie scene can be made there 10/19/2012 on On the inside +2
#9 - Man I haven't seen the powerpuff girls in years. I do… 10/18/2012 on Powerpuff Girls 0
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User avatar #23 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
What is your avatar all I can see is a helmet and a mask I am the first comment
#24 to #23 - ooi (10/21/2014) [-]
That's exactly it , its me wearing a helmet, goggles, and a old gas mask.

This is me with a suit, sword and Fedora.

Also your are not the first, see the 23
User avatar #25 to #24 - theflamingfire (10/21/2014) [-]
Well at least your not a neckbeard
User avatar #26 to #25 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Not sure what you were expecting, but no never a neckbeard. I'm more of a light goatee kind of guy, work requires me to be clean shaven though.
User avatar #27 to #26 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Wish I could be in the military but I think I don't have what it takes sadly
User avatar #28 to #27 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
You'll be surprised, what branch were you interested in, if you don't mind telling.
User avatar #29 to #28 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Well my half brother was in the marines but I really don't know what branch I should join
User avatar #30 to #29 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Were you thinking of a career or would it be for college, or the experience. Also why do you think can't take it? I'm assuming you are a guy right, the experience is a little different for women.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - ooi (10/22/2014) [-]
Sadly/technecally the asthma and Adhd, take you out. you might be able to get through if you don't reveal that information, but there is the chance they find out. While I seen people who I am certain have Adhd make it, I know of people who died though to heart and breathing problems in basic.

That being said the military is not all its crack up to be, there is a reason most don't reenlist. While it may appear the to be a well oil machine, you easily see all the ******** from the inside.
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