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#67 - What is this!, A ship for ants! The ship has to b… 03/14/2013 on Zheng he's ship VS... +14
#174 - When it can see through clothes, then talk to me. 03/13/2013 on Camera translator +10
#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Enjoy Nature +11
User avatar #70 - asschwitz (03/12/2013) [-]
That's actually a tamed bird, at least tagged
#6 - This would make more sense if they were Canadian  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Russian Folks Save A Moose -3
User avatar #10 - AnonsForSure (03/08/2013) [-]
one of the dudes' cap says Canada on it
User avatar #12 - towers (03/08/2013) [-]
And that hat most likely is made in China.
User avatar #13 - AnonsForSure (03/08/2013) [-]
shhhh, dont ruin it
#35 - No wonder Lucifer looks so sad, He doesn't have a penis. … 03/08/2013 on Sculpture guy +3
#82 - AT basic training i woke up everyday at 4.30 Unless i had last… 03/07/2013 on 100% agree +1
#18 - Nah you're not a npc, you're are just in the Prologue. A chara… 03/06/2013 on guess some of us are +1
#51 - Damn inbred timelords. 03/06/2013 on Daughters +4
#485 - You should name your child Noone. Just for reasons. 03/06/2013 on Found out some exciting news! -1
#22 - Or you could be a US politician, lobbying for a major company.… 03/05/2013 on perks of being a druglord +1
#29 - And just before you get there and time stops, your heart will … 03/04/2013 on black holes 0
#146 - That girl is wearing way too much clothes. 03/03/2013 on female character FTW +1
#97 - Jenny I hope you are hot, cause i'm gonna be waiting for you. 03/03/2013 on Bridge +9
#300 - **ooi rolled a random comment #936376 posted by therealfis… 03/02/2013 on Your Mission 0
#8 - I don't know why, but i read that as Lucifer first.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on Looks like I need a job... +5
#9 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
Same.
#17 - He looks just like Cory from boy meets world. Maybe she was a fan. 03/01/2013 on Another friendzo....WHHAAAATTT 0
#48 - Necrophilia 02/27/2013 on Zombie Love 0
#14 - I don't eat cereal with milk in it, so no.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Well then.. 0
#15 - ExorArgus (02/25/2013) [-]
How?
#6 - Comment deleted 02/24/2013 on ________________________ -5
#25 - Well I can honestly say i feel stupid. 02/23/2013 on No More Tears Truth +2
#19 - I made a buffalo once, out of about 50 of those things. It sat… 02/22/2013 on Doing this next time at work 0
#71 - I believe it's time we head over there and free the shit out o…  [+] (26 new replies) 02/21/2013 on planet and shit +275
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User avatar #316 - superjail (02/21/2013) [-]
America 2: Episode 1
#89 - riylshadow (02/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 - madcaseofpoobrain (02/21/2013) [-]
Chances are a country that cares more about its space program will beat us to it.
#565 - superclamsquared (02/22/2013) [-]
I dont know, if SpaceX holds up then not only will it prove private sector best sector, but also that America can get their without trying.

Not trying to be patriotic or anything, just saying.
User avatar #121 - mattmanhemi (02/21/2013) [-]
i think we have the right idea with commercializing it with multiple companies
#86 - oddesy (02/21/2013) [-]
Other countries cant into space.
Like poland.
#328 - thereasonableperso (02/21/2013) [-]
What are these comics called?
User avatar #98 - chthulhu (02/21/2013) [-]
But Poland looks like a voltorb,. Since voltorb can learn magnet rise to float, and clearly has no internal organs, it can clearly reach space without having to worry about things like suffocation.

Now, one might think "Sure, it can get into space, but it would take them ages to float there." However, the Pokedex states that pidgeot can move at Mach 2, or twice the speed of sound. In space, the average speed of sound is about 300 km/s (Kilometeres per second). Since Mach 2 means double the speed of sound, this means Pidgeot moves at about 600 km/s. Since Voltorb's faster than pidgeot, this means that Voltorb moves at atleast 600km per second. Since light moves at about 299,338 Km/per second, that means it should take voltorb around 499 years to go one light year. (That's rounded up).

Now, since the planet it 44 lightyears away, it will take 21912 years of travelling at that speed to reach said planet.

TL;DR: Because Poland's a voltorb, it can reach the planet in 21912 years.
User avatar #133 - oddesy (02/21/2013) [-]
Also, the speed of sound at Mach 1 isnt 300km/s..
User avatar #230 - chthulhu (02/21/2013) [-]
Well, looks like my science textbook's retarded. My bad.
#242 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
The speed of light is about 300 km/s
#621 - Juggalofourtwenty (02/22/2013) [-]
light is 3.0*10^8m/s=30,000,000m/s
light is 30,000 kilometers per second. not 300
User avatar #244 - chthulhu (02/21/2013) [-]
It says sound though. So, like I said,it's retarded.
User avatar #105 - oddesy (02/21/2013) [-]
Poland much reach escape velocity of 11.2km/s on earth.
Is possible for Poland?
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User avatar #88 - senorbadass (02/21/2013) [-]
poor Electrode :c
User avatar #181 - mrdrpage (02/21/2013) [-]
Voltorb, faggot.

Just kidding. I love you.
#78 - oddesy (02/21/2013) [-]
Well call it...
Terramerica!
User avatar #598 - pedobearsepicness (02/22/2013) [-]
Or titties and beer?
no?
suicide it is then
User avatar #146 - propanex (02/21/2013) [-]
Why not America 2?
User avatar #411 - pheonixrevolver (02/21/2013) [-]
America 2.0 to make it sound cooler
User avatar #440 - TigerMann (02/21/2013) [-]
Terramerica 2.0?

Or would that have to mean that there's a Terramerica 1.0?
User avatar #459 - pheonixrevolver (02/21/2013) [-]
he said America not Terramiraca
User avatar #461 - TigerMann (02/21/2013) [-]
I know, but I was trying to combine both of the names.
#68 - Would bang, but the blood on the mouth concerns me. 02/20/2013 on zilgu stikes agon 0
#43 - Picture 02/20/2013 on Not Chrome 0
#101 - I just gonna say this, If the zombie apocalypse starts, chanc… 02/20/2013 on I'm ready I'm ready +6

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