Yo momma is so physically fit that she makes other people jealous when she goes to the gym

Jo mamma scissors are so dull, that she cant cut paper very well with them!

Oh yeah? Well, yo momma's hair is so long that she has to pay her hair stylist a little extra when she gets it done.

Yo momma has so many white sheets at home that local southern people buy them for questionable reasons!

Yo momma's car is so dirty that she'll have to take it to get washed pretty soon

**alekksandar rolled a random image posted in comment #603 at This Happens Everytime I Log On ** Jo mamma's car is so blue, that people say its almost black!

Uh....Hi

Not much. What can I do ya fer?

Just looking for a chat.

What are you up to today?

Well, you, sir, are out of luck, because I'm not much of a conversationalist. It's not something I do well, anyway.

Huh.

Is there anything specific you'd like to do then?

Nothing out of the ordinary. Plot my revenge and try to take over the world. Things like that

Where will the invasion begin?

Canada, of course

You're canadian too?

O lawd

I remember you and I'm not sure how to answer that next question

I won't bother you then.

I think you misread that. What I meant to say was "Should I?"

Should you answer or should you hate?

the second

That's your own decision, the last time we met, you accused me of "guilt trapping" you.

Oh yeah. Let me ask you this then, why do you keep coming back?

Because I thought you were a really lovely and fun person.

Just fucking block me if you have a problem with me.

Please, if I wanted to block you I'd have done it last time. I'm merely curious about why you keep trying to add me after our last conversation went sour

Why do you torment me like this...?

because you're worth it

I don't really get what you mean by that but thanks for the add.

I think I just said it, I don't wanna be a creepy stalker though.

Just download bootcamp and run it. Partition your hard drive, install Windows and you're golden.

There are several guides online about how to do it. I recommend taking a look at one of those

So I'd need to purchase a physical copy of Windows?

Pretty much

Bahh... what did you get? 7?

Yep. It was over a year ago. I meant to buy Office for someone else but, like an idiot I got Windows 7 instead. It came in handy though, so, I can't complain

Hm, did it look like this when you went to partition it? Worried that I somehow used too much memory...

That looks right to me. You use as much memory as you need

Big blue box is scary.

Thanks for all the help though

The fuck?

How about no.

I find it amusing that you think you have a say in the matter.

these ones are good too

I don't like those at all, but whatever floats your boat

waht!??!?!? seariously, i love those, coolest stuff, just sayin

I never liked this new fascination with tight fitting clothes

i do, it struts my phisique, also i just like the style

You too. How'd your party go?

Decided to cancel it and I just had dinner with a few friends. It was just too much stress to try to plan a party, and in the end it was definitely the right decision. I still had one of the best nights of my life, imo. After dinner, we went to target and messed around there, and then hung out at my place til around midnight when they had to go home. How about you? What did you do?

I did the same I do every day. However, you went to Target and messed around? I used to do the same with my friends when lived at home

Which is? And, yeah, we were there for around an hour. We played hide and seek for awhile, until we got too tired from running. Then we walked around in the parking lot for awhile. I do go with friends to mess around in Target/Walmart/etc. but not as much as I used to. It's kinda lost some interest to me. Yesterday was somewhat refreshing though

I went to a comic book store and helped them get some things done, then I came back home and stared at my computer screen. My friends and I used to hang out at Target, Walmart, Best Buy, Blockbuster, and other random places just for the hell of it. I also interest in it after awhile, but unlike you, my interest never returned.

ohhh. Did you at least have fun? And it wasn't necessarily that my interest returned, it was more that that was what they wanted to do, so I agreed to it and wound up having a good time.

I wouldn't say I had fun, but I wasn't exactly miserable either. it's good, though, that you wound up having fun with your friends.

Ahh, I feel ya. That's good. And yeah. Thanks. :)

Oh, how nice. Well, I don't like to think of myself as useless, but you're entitled to your own opinion

by useless i mean people i never talk to
or have ever had a conversation with
or have even seen post

I know what you meant. I'm very active with most of my friends, but I'm not going to try to convince you to add me. Do what you think is best

i've never talked with you before though
what made you want to add me?

funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/Morality+vs.+Religion/muRTGzh/312#312

funnyjunk.com/channel/atheism/Morality+vs.+Religion/muRTGzh/175#175
i check in on the that thread every so often, i just have a lot of hateful pics to use up

I'm done arguing with that fucker. He's probably the most annoying person I've seen on this site

i really dislike these stupid religion/antireligion posts, were not on religionjunk.com

I don't mind them every once and a while, but it's literally every freaking day, now

thats an actual site?

What, religionjunk? No, I was talking about FunnyJunk

i was surprised religionjunk is a website

Yeah requests can get pretty rare at times. Welcome

so whats up in your world new friend

How the hell do you consider that to be bad?

He has no arms, the chest is pretty rough, and I lost my only 5B pencil :(





Here, have a drawing of Ezio too... Why? Because he's sexy, that's why.

They both look great, althoug, as much as I love Assassin's Creed...

Kratos would rip Ezio in half and eat his remains.

I don't much care for Ezio, I prefer Altair

Ezio is my boy. He wasn't even raised in the order and he STILL became Master Assassin. And he does his work with attitude and a smidge of humour, Altair is so SRS.






He's sooo sexy aswell, which helps infinitely.

Kratos killed every greek god on Olympus and the Titans just because he could.

Also, he has a threesome with two women in every game

Yeah, well, ok he'd kill Ezio, but please ask him not to, he's so pretty.


But out of Ezio and Altair, Ezio wins hands down. Ezio also teaches me Italian, you don't see Altair doing that... ;)




Requiéscat in pacé, motherfuckers ;)

Eh, Ezii had too much personality for me. Altair just didn't give a fuck

I like that he's a charmer, typical chick, right?

Pretty much.

Skyrim DLC for Xbox only

Oh ok thanks I haven't really checked up on Bedthesda in while so thanks!

I'm not sure how to answer that

Why did you delete me?

Like how do you know me? from a thread?

http://funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/3608481/My+mind+is+full+of+what/102#102

oh mmkay

My pleasure

How are you doing?

Thanks a lot, guy. Love it