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onyxrose Avatar Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Date Signed Up:7/30/2009
Last Login:12/07/2011
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#8 - She've...really? SHE'VE??? Cheesus Christ...I Don't wanna live…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2011 on Now im proud ! +13
#21 - mazlum (12/07/2011) [-]
try kepler 22b
#4 - What math do you take?!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2011 on Mathception +1
#55 - evener (12/08/2011) [-]
troll math 101
#14 - He was also born in Israel meaning he was Middle Eastern (inse…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/07/2011 on Xmas for atheists! +5
User avatar #35 - xshadeeisafag (12/07/2011) [-]
He was Jewish.
User avatar #124 - hasanaat (12/07/2011) [-]
So you're saying you cant be middle eastern and jewish at the same time

WTF is wrong with you??!?!
User avatar #143 - Scandium (12/07/2011) [-]
Jews aren't just jews by religion. If someone is Jewish they are often Hebrew too. Which means that they are not just Jews by religion but Jews by ethnicity too.
User avatar #51 - slyve (12/07/2011) [-]
Actually there is no evidence of him at all. Not a single historian of that era mentioned him. Jesus Christ is basically just a title, meaning something like "the Anointed One".
#225 - beefymuffin (12/08/2011) [-]
they have documents of his crucifixion
User avatar #357 - slyve (12/08/2011) [-]
Well, i have to admit the only source for the information i had was the Movie Zeitgeist, if it is indeed wrong, then I'm sorry, honest mistake.
#191 - SeekerofP (12/07/2011) [-]
...err, just so ya know, they didnt even have last names back then. Christ was his title, which means Messiah.
He'd be known as Jesus of Nazerath,

or son of (insert his father's name here because I cant remember it)
#248 - HappyStan (12/08/2011) [-]
I believe his dad was called God.
User avatar #814 - dylanweber (12/08/2011) [-]
Trolldad?
#253 - SeekerofP (12/08/2011) [-]
THAT was it!
#52 - OK Story time. My 2 friends live on a hill by a lake and th… 12/07/2011 on That high comp 6 +4
#6 - Props for posting about meaningful current events, but not all…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2011 on Typical OWS Comp +9
#20 - sketchE Comment deleted by onyxrose
#33 - dirtbaggrif Comment deleted by onyxrose
#21 - Where did you get it!!!!!!! 11/24/2011 on Penguin Domination 0
#7 - White socks with black shoes?! What were you thinking man?! 11/24/2011 on Funny metal comp 0
#9 - Picture 11/24/2011 on Bazinga +3
#4 - I think I'm in love. 11/24/2011 on Interesting Title 0
#14 - Should've got the candy bar in the first place, bitch! 11/23/2011 on To Protect and Serve +3
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User avatar #31 - MudkipTomislav (12/13/2011) [-]
Hey Onyx how are you doing?
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#28 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Hey could you tell me where you got that avatar from?

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User avatar #29 to #28 - onyxrose (03/19/2010) [-]
found it on this site actually
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#2 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
can i have a cookie?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
sure! *gives cookie* :D
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#4 to #3 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FUKIN LUV COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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User avatar #5 to #4 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
its chocolate chip lol
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#6 to #5 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
NOOOO I CANT EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!!
OHGOD WHY
YOU JUST SENTENCED ME TO MY DEATH!!!!!
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User avatar #7 to #6 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
OH NOES!!!!! how about a sugar cookie shaped like a chocolate chip cookie?
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#8 to #7 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
ITSSSS TOOOOOO LATEEEEEEEE
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:(
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User avatar #9 to #8 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!
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#10 to #9 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
HHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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User avatar #11 to #10 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OH NO OH NO OH NO BURY THE BODY!!!!!!!
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#12 to #11 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
*open up this is the police*

haha captcha is abort
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User avatar #13 to #12 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
uh nobodys home!!! come back later!!!!!!!!!!
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#14 to #13 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
bust opens door
c's dead body and takes you to jail for 1st degre murder
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User avatar #15 to #14 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
i plead insanity!
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#16 to #15 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
overuled
35 years in jail
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User avatar #17 to #16 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
well at least mythbusters was nice enough to show me some ways to escape :)
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#18 to #17 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
and thats what happens when you give an anon a cookie ;)
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User avatar #19 to #18 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
you 're not anon you're lordanon
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#27 to #19 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
enjoy your 35 years in jail ;)
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#20 to #19 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
(lord) anon :)
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User avatar #25 to #20 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
you will never be anon to me so ha!
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#26 to #25 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
shot in head
this conversation is over
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User avatar #23 to #20 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
yes you do u got a pic and srry couldnt reply no more
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#24 to #23 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
take a look at my profile and then you will understand

:)
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User avatar #21 to #20 - onyxrose (02/16/2010) [-]
see you have a name you're not an anon
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#22 to #21 - lordanon (02/16/2010) [-]
but i have no way of discerning myself from other people

so yes i am
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User avatar #1 - blackjack (01/03/2010) [-]
hello im blackjack aka bj
 
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