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Date Signed Up:1/11/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#40 - i wouldn't mind it  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on DIY one piece dress for man 0
#41 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm atleast not repulsive. Not that I feared that but, it's nice to hear anyways.
#38 - ah okay that's good, well i can give you and 8/10, that is wha…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on DIY one piece dress for man 0
#39 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
generous
#40 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
i wouldn't mind it
#41 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm atleast not repulsive. Not that I feared that but, it's nice to hear anyways.
#33 - ah okay well i thought that the arms looked nice anyway  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2014 on DIY one piece dress for man 0
#34 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Don't think it ain't appreciated
But I like to stay on the side of honesty
I'll not shy away from my ugliness
#38 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
ah okay that's good, well i can give you and 8/10, that is what i feel like anyway
#39 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
generous
#40 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
i wouldn't mind it
#41 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm atleast not repulsive. Not that I feared that but, it's nice to hear anyways.
#31 - more like sexy arms and face plus those aren't big man t…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2014 on DIY one piece dress for man -1
User avatar #32 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
sexy arms?
I can dispute that by telling you the poor quality camera didn't capture the various little moles and sickly pale skin on them

elbow-down they're a little browner and hairier, what *I* would consider sexy

As for me face, agreed. I do have a goddamned sexy visage neck-up and it's the one part of my body I can look upon in the mirror and be glad for

very glad
User avatar #33 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
ah okay well i thought that the arms looked nice anyway
#34 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Don't think it ain't appreciated
But I like to stay on the side of honesty
I'll not shy away from my ugliness
#38 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
ah okay that's good, well i can give you and 8/10, that is what i feel like anyway
#39 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
generous
#40 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
i wouldn't mind it
#41 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm atleast not repulsive. Not that I feared that but, it's nice to hear anyways.
#29 - i like what i see  [+] (9 new replies) 12/02/2014 on DIY one piece dress for man 0
User avatar #30 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
oh
you like them flopsy mantits do ya
#31 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
more like sexy arms and face plus those aren't big man tits so i like everything i see on you
User avatar #32 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
sexy arms?
I can dispute that by telling you the poor quality camera didn't capture the various little moles and sickly pale skin on them

elbow-down they're a little browner and hairier, what *I* would consider sexy

As for me face, agreed. I do have a goddamned sexy visage neck-up and it's the one part of my body I can look upon in the mirror and be glad for

very glad
User avatar #33 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
ah okay well i thought that the arms looked nice anyway
#34 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Don't think it ain't appreciated
But I like to stay on the side of honesty
I'll not shy away from my ugliness
#38 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
ah okay that's good, well i can give you and 8/10, that is what i feel like anyway
#39 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
generous
#40 - onipure (12/02/2014) [-]
i wouldn't mind it
#41 - captainprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm atleast not repulsive. Not that I feared that but, it's nice to hear anyways.
#9 - here have a smoother one  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Train Worker +8
User avatar #15 - daredevizz (11/30/2014) [-]
dats too fast, gotta really seal in the flavor of flipping shit
User avatar #19 - lech (12/01/2014) [-]
Too fast? Have this
Epic Tea Time with Alan Rickman (Official HD Version)
#22 - Picture 11/29/2014 on My Face When I realize 0
#554 - **onipure rolls 208,200,563** 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks +1
#543 - **onipure rolls 988,737,054** i want Sakura Spirit fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks -1
User avatar #554 - onipure (11/28/2014) [-]
**onipure rolls 208,200,563**
User avatar #553 - fuckya (11/28/2014) [-]
firefuel, that's higher than turdvangs
#3 - that's how my scout leader says hi 11/26/2014 on Low five 0
#14 - Picture 11/26/2014 on It's that time again 0
#48 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross +3
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Deep, Dark Fears no.2 0
User avatar #20 - lathyrusvii (11/20/2014) [-]
Awh... ah... man. e__e That sucks...
#9 - Picture 11/19/2014 on Keep Going Snails +5
#27 - here is the whole thing i think 11/19/2014 on That ain't falco +6
#26 - nvm found it  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on That ain't falco +4
User avatar #27 - onipure (11/19/2014) [-]
Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase  You All Ruined Sonic here is the whole thing i think
#25 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on That ain't falco 0
User avatar #26 - onipure (11/19/2014) [-]
When will you learn nvm found it
User avatar #27 - onipure (11/19/2014) [-]
Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase  You All Ruined Sonic here is the whole thing i think
#9 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Cats & People +2
#162974 - i have some weird ******* paranormal **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#162988 - advicedude (11/14/2014) [-]
#162977 - poorfaag (11/14/2014) [-]
its a ghost.
#1096528 - but i have waited 4 days now  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1096546 - kingofunnyjunk (11/12/2014) [-]
wait one more day then send another ticket
#1096526 - my steam account is locked because some one tried to hack it..…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1096527 - kingofunnyjunk (11/12/2014) [-]
give them a good 2 or 3 days.
User avatar #1096528 - onipure (11/12/2014) [-]
but i have waited 4 days now
User avatar #1096546 - kingofunnyjunk (11/12/2014) [-]
wait one more day then send another ticket
#1096521 - how long can it take for steam to answer a support ticket? bee…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1096525 - sannukas (11/12/2014) [-]
Might take up to a month.
User avatar #1096524 - volero (11/12/2014) [-]
Gaben is too busy stuffing himself with copious amounts of KFC.
User avatar #1096523 - kingofunnyjunk (11/12/2014) [-]
whats wrong
User avatar #1096526 - onipure (11/12/2014) [-]
my steam account is locked because some one tried to hack it.... only steam support can unlock it...
User avatar #1096527 - kingofunnyjunk (11/12/2014) [-]
give them a good 2 or 3 days.
User avatar #1096528 - onipure (11/12/2014) [-]
but i have waited 4 days now
User avatar #1096546 - kingofunnyjunk (11/12/2014) [-]
wait one more day then send another ticket
#154 - Left 4 Dead 11/10/2014 on that feel when no gf 0
#1093982 - they cant access it anymore because of the lock on my steam ri… 11/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1093927 - well my steam account just got hack from some Luxembourg bitch…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1093944 - kingofunnyjunk (11/09/2014) [-]
cancel your credit card dumbo
User avatar #1093982 - onipure (11/09/2014) [-]
they cant access it anymore because of the lock on my steam right now and they cant see my whole credit card number, so i dont think i wont have to do that. only this computer im using right now can loggin to my steam account. but for safety i transferred all the money to another account
User avatar #1093937 - richhobo (11/09/2014) [-]
It could be worse.

You could have had to wait for EA support.
User avatar #1094005 - voltkills (11/09/2014) [-]
EA is better, my origin account got hacked, got it back within the day, the money refunded within a week.
User avatar #1093969 - sannukas (11/09/2014) [-]
But EA's support is heaven compared to steam's support.
User avatar #1093941 - awesomanium (11/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't Steam support suck?
And I generally thought EA support was alright
User avatar #1093943 - zapponia (11/09/2014) [-]
Yea, steam support is worse than EA's in my eyes
User avatar #1093945 - awesomanium (11/09/2014) [-]
I was thinking that but was hesitant to say it
I remember people saying that
User avatar #1093936 - adunsaveme (11/09/2014) [-]
let awf sum steem
#1093947 - awesomanium (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1093974 - adunsaveme (11/09/2014) [-]
:^)
#1093934 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #54 - onipure ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
big brother admin
User avatar #46 - onipure ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
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̲̲̅͌͐̓͋͘͡.̀̾̈́͊ͨͫ̾ͮ̔͐̒̋ͧ̇͢ ̹̟.̡̡̗̦̜̪̱̗̲̟̆̓͗̍ͫͫ̇ͯ̓̎̂̓ͣ͡ ̜͎̘͔.̢̥̜ͪͤͪ̒̂̇̽͛̍̈̈̄.̗̘͎͈̭̗̠̦̆ͮ͑ͣͤ .̡̧͈͔̱̠̹͕͈̟̂͗̀̇̈́̈̆͆.̵̸̵ͣ̅ͧ̒͐̿̂̆̚͢ ̲̪.̠͕͔͈̯̟̃͗̓͒̊̇̐͢͢.͐̔ͬͪ̐ͣͮ͋҉̪͡ ͕̮̗͕̟͖.̡̣̈͌̋͒̀͡.͂ͤ̃ͦ̀ͨ̂͗͂̄̆̎ͯͮ̂͞͡ ̯̗͈̟̘̠̟͈͔.̵̮̲̗̗̠̦̪̂̇̿̍͆̕.́ ̾ͮ̾ͮ̅ͤ͌̈́̄́͂̂͛̃̐̀̚҉͕̲̲̣͕.̧̠͂̍̍ͭ̉̐̽̒̂͞ ͔͔̪͔͔̤͈.̱͎͈̜̋̍̐͒ͯ̋̽̈͗ͩͬ̂̑̋̀͞ .̡̡̣ͪ̓ͦ̐̾͌̀ͪͣ͐̆ͫ̽ͬ̏̆͊͢͡.̀͂ͪ͒͐ͮ̃̾ͮ̐̀ ̘̜̜̋͡.̵̢̤̦̋͛ͬͮͪͮͪ̀̀͡.ͬͨͧͯͧ̊̓ͫ̾ͥͤͨ ̧͖̲͔̯͔̟̓̎̕͢͡.̸͕̜̘͈̲̹͑͑ͣ́ͫ̇ͬ̓͡ ̥
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#34 - onipure ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - Rignoroth (07/26/2012) [-]
I get to take your comments virginity
#2 to #1 - onipure ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
then lets get down to business
then lets get down to business
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