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#5 - Comment deleted 06/18/2013 on Did Nazi that coming 0
#28 - Oh **** . well point is still valid, it curves up …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Pornograph 0
#30 - animedudej (04/28/2013) [-]









it's ok, we all make mistakes
#26 - Girlfriend respect curves up at the end  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Pornograph +14
#27 - animedudej (04/28/2013) [-]
prospect* i made the same mistake
#28 - onichild (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh shit. well point is still valid, it curves up at the end
#30 - animedudej (04/28/2013) [-]









it's ok, we all make mistakes
#104 - I suppose 04/28/2013 on Jessie is pretty with her... +8
#178 - I started playing Dark Souls fairly recently. ***** …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2013 on These damn dragons. +1
User avatar #305 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't die.
#235 - drainbramage (04/24/2013) [-]
Keep your shield up at all times, I've played through it many times and I still walk around with my shield up.
#253 - kaboomz (04/24/2013) [-]
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**kaboomz rolls 3**
User avatar #227 - mrwightproductions (04/24/2013) [-]
Try tears
User avatar #213 - schneidend (04/24/2013) [-]
Get past the gate with the armored boar and find the blacksmith near Undead Parish (building with the huge knight wielding a mace and a bunch of knights with red capes). Buy and use Titanite Shards from him until your current favorite weapon is +5. The game becomes much less overwhelming at that point.
User avatar #212 - zorororonoa (04/24/2013) [-]
I always like to kill a bunch of weaker enemies to get xp, then go to a bonfire and rest. Resting at a bonfire also makes all the enemies in that area respawn, so I just repeat that until I am satisfied with my strength
#191 - magnusos (04/24/2013) [-]
Here is what i did:
1. Go to the catacombes and kill the black knight located near the smith
2. Get his greataxe.
3. use both hands on the greataxe
4. you are set for the rest of the game
PS: This wepon can take a boss in 10-15 hits whan worn with both hands
#215 - phantomeins (04/24/2013) [-]
"Started playing recently"

You're telling someone who likely hasn't got past the gargoyles to run through an area you're recommended to do after anor londo with unupgraded gear against groups of skeletons that respawn unless you either have a divine weapon or kill the necromancers that are behind large groups of respawning skeletons.
#242 - scootaloooooo (04/24/2013) [-]
that would be a fight i want to see but i would guess mushroom would beat dragon god
User avatar #218 - magnusos (04/24/2013) [-]
I did it pretty early in the game, but i didn't know where to go at that point in the game so i went down there not knowing about anything.
User avatar #223 - phantomeins (04/24/2013) [-]
It's certainly possible, but if you are going to rush for a black knight weapon there are better ones to use, the sword is alright, the halberd is considered the best one you can get, and it's in a much easier to get than the greataxe is. Thinking about it, it's location is probably why people go for it over the other weapons.
User avatar #241 - magnusos (04/24/2013) [-]
yeah. you're probably right. But one weapon you should go for is the drake sword. extremly good until you have defeated queelag.
User avatar #185 - mochidrake (04/24/2013) [-]
approach things carefully, wear light armors so you can move faster, learn from your deaths, watch other people's strats, trial and error your way through it and don't get frustrated.
#184 - superstroke (04/24/2013) [-]
Use your shield, when you don't know an area, try to memorize where the enemies are and their move set. You will get better at fighting with time, its mainly experience but learn to parry, it makes it easier. Upgrade your equipment. That's all there is really. Good luck!
User avatar #180 - silverhellion (04/24/2013) [-]
your gif totally made me think i had bugs on the screen
#183 - jazzytheferret (04/24/2013) [-]
same here.
#918 - Anyone remember when he was Big brother ? 04/20/2013 on Make this happen +1
#73 - False 04/12/2013 on Manliest Pokemon Alive +9
#23 - Is kill?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Holy Shit +9
User avatar #25 - annand (04/10/2013) [-]
I think bungee jumper is kill
#31 - masterquester (04/10/2013) [-]
no.
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#87 - One of my oldest 04/10/2013 on My First Reaction gif +6
#19 - ~bammin' slammin' bootylicious 04/09/2013 on Relevant Title +4
#28 - Fixed 03/21/2013 on Titles are irrelevant +116
#35 - "Wanna see my Homo Erectus?" 03/20/2013 on Evolution 0
#37 - Dai Mahou Touge (Magical Witch Punie-chan) 03/17/2013 on ....... +1
#248 - Shi alone is death, Ni means of  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Fun Fact +2
User avatar #251 - Keoul (03/16/2013) [-]
The answer to the ultimate question... of life, the universe, and everything is..

The death of...the universe maybe?
#16 - Picture 02/25/2013 on cool 0
#587 - Did you get your £5?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on My feels story +4
#617 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
Way to steal my comment, fuck-knuckle
#40 - Fable 3 get married first sex with wife accidenta… 02/07/2013 on 4chan ftw +67
#7 - Through the fire and flames  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2013 on God Dammit Craig +10
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/17/2013) [-]
I understand that reference. It made me lol.

Thumb for you.

User avatar #14 - trojanmannn (01/17/2013) [-]
three most overused comments on funnyjunk
#176 - Picture 01/15/2013 on shrek 0
#149 - One of my favorites 01/15/2013 on My new favorite gif +1
#65 - Picture 01/13/2013 on The fuck... +1
#52 - Dat ********* 01/12/2013 on Learnt a new word today +1
#20 - I lol'd hard 10/10 01/12/2013 on Gandalfs flowchart +23
#92 - That was a little bigger than expected, let's try this one... 01/10/2013 on Fun with Putin - read... +4
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on Fun with Putin - read... 0
#92 - onichild (01/10/2013) [-]
That was a little bigger than expected, let's try this one...
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User avatar #2 - siridontcare (07/19/2011) [-]
Can I post your jewville comment as a post?
User avatar #3 to #2 - onichild (07/20/2011) [-]
sure, but give cred
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