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#174 - Well my dog likes the omelettes I make, so... 08/24/2014 on No you ain't 0
#222 - You know, I thought it was a trick. I really did. I felt like …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on :) +2
#300 - cashmanderp (08/24/2014) [-]
Thank ya, man! You're a pretty cool guy yourself.
#172 - There's a flaw in that type of analogy. You're trying…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on No you ain't 0
User avatar #173 - tonkkax (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you specialized in cooking up word salad?
User avatar #174 - onewithpokerface (08/24/2014) [-]
Well my dog likes the omelettes I make, so...
#161 - then there would be no ******* game there's the logic  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on No you ain't 0
User avatar #169 - tonkkax (08/24/2014) [-]
Can i shoot you in the face?


Well, if i don't shoot you in the face, there wouldn't be a senseless drama surrounding it!
User avatar #172 - onewithpokerface (08/24/2014) [-]
There's a flaw in that type of analogy.

You're trying to come up with an answer to why something already exists, not create something for an illogical reason.
User avatar #173 - tonkkax (08/24/2014) [-]
Are you specialized in cooking up word salad?
User avatar #174 - onewithpokerface (08/24/2014) [-]
Well my dog likes the omelettes I make, so...
#152 - Not to mention on Day 5 he automatically kills you if you clos… 08/23/2014 on No you ain't +1
#42 - You know, I'm not usually one to bash OC mainly because … 08/23/2014 on Weigh less than a jew at... -2
#102 - Rule 34 bitches! 08/23/2014 on Anatidaephobia +1
#815 - Oy, me. I have a fairly good sense of humor so I'd probably be… 08/23/2014 on Should I make a game... 0
#142 - The first thing I said when I saw OP's pic was "Jesus Chr… 08/23/2014 on pretty fucking dandy +2
#97 - yeah man with inflation 10 bucks was like what 20 is now … 08/23/2014 on Probably me as a parent. 0
#314 - i think this is just a fundemental "you're not getting it…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... +2
User avatar #469 - admiralen (08/22/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong, i dont dislike transpeople. where all a little fucked up inside
User avatar #468 - admiralen (08/22/2014) [-]
ok, let me explain it better. This is a person who has always had a dick, and they wanna be a woman, not because they know anything, but cause they think beeing a woman would be better (and this is what your gender roles is all about)
but fact is, they dont know anything about beeing a woman, they dont know anything about beeing dickless and they dont know anything about having a vagina.
they just think their lives are magically gonna get better if they change their exterior appearance into one that imitates (yeah its never gonna be a female body, might look like one but its not the same) females.
and youre trying to tell me this person isnt fucked up?
#91 - Picture 08/20/2014 on HARDEN 0
#6 - Pretty much. 08/12/2014 on Addy wants more WEBMs 0
#4 - I am a failure as an OP.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Addy wants more WEBMs 0
#5 - twostepstoomany (08/12/2014) [-]
At least you tried.
#6 - onewithpokerface (08/12/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
#2 - I went and found a link, however youtube videos don't seem to …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Addy wants more WEBMs 0
User avatar #3 - twostepstoomany (08/12/2014) [-]
I understand what you're sayin, I just feel that the music really adds to the video.
User avatar #4 - onewithpokerface (08/12/2014) [-]
I am a failure as an OP.
#5 - twostepstoomany (08/12/2014) [-]
At least you tried.
#6 - onewithpokerface (08/12/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
#30 - Stabilo - Everyone It's great. 08/12/2014 on What's your favorite song... 0
#77 - >triggered by the color teal >her hair is partly tea…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on You Rage, You Lose +13
#140 - osanilevich (08/12/2014) [-]
ze zy zo zum

fe fi fo fum

fuckin brilliant
#229 - nonanonnon (08/12/2014) [-]
ze zy zo zum, I smell the blood of a white cis scum!
#45 - And a lot of people still insist that older games are much bet…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Games then and now. 0
User avatar #48 - bloodredspark (08/12/2014) [-]
Wasn't Syndicate considered a major flop, against the older games? And it's on this "chart", so those people do have some credit.

Now, for a game that /is/ better than the older games, (arguably, of course), you can always just look at XCOM: Enemy Unknown and Enemy Within.
User avatar #46 - frenzyhero (08/11/2014) [-]
Even though the graphics of the new RE games are good, the game is still bad compared to many of its predecessors. It was a survival horror genre, not action.
#62 - blancka (08/12/2014) [-]
RE is an exception though.

Compare something like GTA to the older titles. It's insane. Or look at something like the elder scrolls and see how much it's improved.

Also, the bulk of NES and SNES era games were unplayable garbage designed by giraffes for giraffes. The average game today is at least playable, back then there was pretty much zero quality control. Plus you had no info before buying aside from maybe a completely biased nintendo power article telling you any shit is the best thing ever.
User avatar #63 - frenzyhero (08/12/2014) [-]
I was simply saying new Resident Evil games suck.
User avatar #47 - frenzyhero (08/11/2014) [-]
*survival horror game
#103 - You're a dense guy I'm saying why would you ever feel… 08/11/2014 on Mrs. Bieber 0
#91 - Because whenever I go to a coffee shop like Starsucks I always…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Mrs. Bieber +1
User avatar #102 - sideism (08/11/2014) [-]
jokexplain, i need you
User avatar #103 - onewithpokerface (08/11/2014) [-]
You're a dense guy

I'm saying why would you ever feel the need to give your last name to the clerk unless you were doing it in the case that OP implies
#103 - As someone who quite likes the movie Frozen, I still have to a… 08/09/2014 on Heard You Guys Like High FPS 0
#45 - I have a lot of friend who are DBZ fans. We talk about this qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Unappreciated Goku 0
User avatar #61 - IamSofaKingdom (08/08/2014) [-]
You are a scrub because you left out his "aiaiaiaiaiai" moment against freiza.
#47 - giinthir (08/08/2014) [-]
Mr. Saku is the only true fusion though.
#54 - chewiewhatawookie (08/08/2014) [-]
>Not calling him Gerkule.
#89 - vegeta (08/09/2014) [-]
#41 - As someone who does not play dark souls, but would like to app…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Lucky fucker. 0
User avatar #70 - helpexplain (08/09/2014) [-]
The boss's attack is very strong and, given that man's stats and armor, would have brought him down to the medium-low health range. The player used a bow, a weapon few people use because it is sluggish, does less damage that most weapons, and can not be used to block or counter, to hit the boss in mid-air. This hit was also the last hit needed to kill the boss (who killed me many times) and the video seems to show that he didn't even use the Dark Souls equivalent of aim-down-sight to shoot. All of this combined either makes him exceedingly lucky or, based of the fact that he hasn't died in a LONG time, very talented/skilled.
#42 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
That attack, that would have very likely hit him, would have fucked him in the ass (twice) and he would have to start over trying to kill the boss while he had 0.5% life left, but it did not happen because he sniped him with his bow which is hard enough, now try it while almost killing a boss you have wiped so many times on.
#228 - WHY THE **** IS THIS GARBAGE ON THE FRONT PAGE  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Tupac 0
#235 - cdula (08/07/2014) [-]
Because fuck you, thats why
bitch nigga
#1 - this is a good post. if nothing else, have a seal for your… 08/07/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +38


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#1 - slothminator (09/23/2014) [-]
Heard you like sloths
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