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#63 - >cue about five years of me having horrible constipation …  [+] (1 reply) 09/15/2014 on How Anon became an atheist +17
#70 - arreatface (09/15/2014) [-]
> no shit that I cannot conquer
#62 - You've inspired me to share my own story. >be me,…  [+] (2 replies) 09/15/2014 on How Anon became an atheist +13
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#63 - onewithpokerface (09/15/2014) [-]
>cue about five years of me having horrible constipation
>my sphincter has more than once distended to the size of a golf ball
>initiate back and forth of body adapting to shitting cement logs, and the cement logs intensifying in terms of shitting severity
>eventually develop AND IRON ASS
>now there is no shit that i cannot conquer
>i am now not only one with pokerface, i am one with the poop
>cue eating as much cheerios as i want
>have no problem passing these foot long turds with the density of a neutron star
>go to flush
>realize my folly
>my ass is literally stronger than the toilet
>i have literally broken this by using it the way it was intended to be used
>we have to hire a plumber to fix it
>costs $250
>get a stern talking to from the mother figure

And that is why I now buy vanilla yogurt in bulk. I have seen the limits of what the human ass can do and that is not the life I want to live. On the plus side, I have an amazing pair of muscular buttocks to show for the war i waged on my colon and my toilet
#70 - arreatface (09/15/2014) [-]
> no shit that I cannot conquer
#55 - I'm ******* 20 years old and I still have a VCR player and a f…  [+] (2 replies) 09/13/2014 on Kids of today will never know -1
#64 - vparrish (09/13/2014) [-]
I remember the pyramids. I went and saw them last year. Also the first pyramid was built around 2650 b.c., so those kids wouldn't have even heard of them.
#63 - anon (09/13/2014) [-]
Listen here, sonny:
There's a difference between seeing the pyramids
and experience the pyramids.
#94 - Seriously, how often has this verbatim comment appeared on con…  [+] (2 replies) 09/13/2014 on The Simpsons +1
#118 - penileburglar (09/13/2014) [-]
I miss back when trolls trolled for the sake of trolling and not for thumbs.

All these trolls care about is thumbs. This site deserves a better class of troll...
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#98 - stallioncock (09/13/2014) [-]
There shouldn't even be any replies. I'm pretty sure people just do that for free thumbs.
#62 - I was confused to why he was talking to the deaf woman, but th…  [+] (1 reply) 09/12/2014 on ..... +20
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#83 - Shramin (09/12/2014) [-]
People who learn sign language who are able to speak often voice out what they sign.
#21 - Er, what was the point of each panel being a separate image? N…  [+] (2 replies) 09/12/2014 on Dwight & Michael +2
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#26 - eatmynuts (09/12/2014) [-]
save it as a favorite?
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#24 - fuzzysixx (09/12/2014) [-]
No idea. Maybe users are just totally retarded since multi-images started, or maybe it bring more revenue? It is extra annoying, because sometimes usually the pictures load out of order.
#103 - it pains me that thin privilege was a joke the internet made u…  [+] (1 reply) 09/08/2014 on MFW Fat shaming September 0
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#105 - kristovsky (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, that's what happens, when you become such a massive fucking joke you can no longer tell what's comedy or not.
#93 - Hello again very specific webm benefactor/site personality vor…  [+] (4 replies) 09/02/2014 on Dubs +1
#100 - vorarephilia (09/02/2014) [-]
Everything will be relevant someday (or is good for posting on /bronies/. video related), and I like to think my user name scares off SJWs that discover this website.
#154 - thepandaking (09/02/2014) [-]
I think I've had enough of fj for the week after that webm...
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#155 - vorarephilia (09/02/2014) [-]
I just realized the music works well with the Arthur gif at the top.
#156 - thepandaking (09/02/2014) [-]
had another laugh, you're absolutely right.