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#141 - Comment deleted 02/02/2015 on Gold digger destroyed 0
#55 - YES PLEASE I played before once or twice but we stopped … 10/24/2014 on What is D&D? Part 2 0
#2 - Indeed 09/25/2014 on onewithpokerface's profile 0
#74 - Cancerous cyst. Nuked her full of radiation at age five to kil…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! 0
User avatar #75 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
That's very unfortunate. My condolences
#73 - what if it was my intention to make you feel like a dic… 09/20/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! 0
#69 - I know that feeling bro 09/19/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! 0
#68 - She'll never be able to hold down a job. She's sick at least t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! 0
User avatar #71 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
She went into chemo? What for?
User avatar #74 - onewithpokerface (09/20/2014) [-]
Cancerous cyst. Nuked her full of radiation at age five to kill it so that you know she didn't die. Drawback is, well, you already know.
User avatar #75 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
That's very unfortunate. My condolences
#67 - I won't lie, I'm starting to think that too. Our one …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! 0
User avatar #72 - faithrider (09/20/2014) [-]
im sorry man. my one year is in November right before thanksgiving so she will have the day off... and stuff...
#70 - jimmynutz (09/20/2014) [-]
I was just trying to be humorous in the spirit of "OP is a faggot" but now I just feel like a dick bro, I'm sorry. Anyways, maybe you should talk to her about moving to an open relationship type thing since its impossible for you to be together most of the time.
User avatar #73 - onewithpokerface (09/20/2014) [-]
what if it was my intention to make you feel like a dick because i love turning the tables on people

nah man your post gave me a hearty chuckle, don't feel bad. i'll stay the course for now and hopefully things get better, you know.
#49 - My girlfriend is really busy pursuing her education so I'd be …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Honesty is the BEST Policy! +3
#60 - jimmynutz (09/18/2014) [-]
"pursuing her education"
#67 - onewithpokerface (09/19/2014) [-]
I won't lie, I'm starting to think that too.

Our one year anniversary is tomorrow and she said she won't be able to do anything for it. We might not be even able to talk. She just said she "wasn't feeling well" or some equally shallow excuse like that.

pic semi-related not her, just a funny picture
User avatar #72 - faithrider (09/20/2014) [-]
im sorry man. my one year is in November right before thanksgiving so she will have the day off... and stuff...
#70 - jimmynutz (09/20/2014) [-]
I was just trying to be humorous in the spirit of "OP is a faggot" but now I just feel like a dick bro, I'm sorry. Anyways, maybe you should talk to her about moving to an open relationship type thing since its impossible for you to be together most of the time.
User avatar #73 - onewithpokerface (09/20/2014) [-]
what if it was my intention to make you feel like a dick because i love turning the tables on people

nah man your post gave me a hearty chuckle, don't feel bad. i'll stay the course for now and hopefully things get better, you know.
#58 - faithrider (09/18/2014) [-]
i know how that goes. my gf is 1000 miles away doing college to get a degree in animation... lucky if we get to text once a day, lucky if we get to call once per week...
User avatar #69 - onewithpokerface (09/19/2014) [-]
I know that feeling bro
#57 - mixedfeelings (09/18/2014) [-]
to bussy taking dick eh
User avatar #56 - ScottP (09/18/2014) [-]
She's the one going to medical school to be a doctor, right?
User avatar #68 - onewithpokerface (09/19/2014) [-]
She'll never be able to hold down a job. She's sick at least twice a week because of a terrible immune system that was a side-effect of chemotherapy.
User avatar #71 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
She went into chemo? What for?
User avatar #74 - onewithpokerface (09/20/2014) [-]
Cancerous cyst. Nuked her full of radiation at age five to kill it so that you know she didn't die. Drawback is, well, you already know.
User avatar #75 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
That's very unfortunate. My condolences
#149 - I feel weird being able to laugh at all the racist jokes on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on So I hear you like feels +17
#187 - Common Pepe (09/15/2014) [-]
The internet will joke about just about every case where someone died in some way(9/11, people who go all gta irl).
It's just the things we relate to that stand out I think.

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