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Date Signed Up:4/09/2011
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#357 - How the **** have you found this 4 year old post and why did y… 06/26/2016 on Am i doing it wrong? 0
#50682 - Leave qualifying for euro 2016 to me fam - RVP 10/13/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49882 - what a joke He also has never been sent off in a lea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49883 - christmouth (09/19/2015) [-]
Jesus... He always gets his will, and I wish The FA and referees were stricter with him.
#3 - happy 9th of november 09/11/2015 on Murica +7
#49615 - hahaha 09/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49568 - That's not even the sad part, the previous champions title hol…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49619 - narddogg (09/08/2015) [-]
I kept hearing transfer rumors implicating Arsenal over the summer (Benzema, Cavani, etc) yet literally nothing came of it...you'd think a few months would be enough time to buy a top quality player.
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#49570 - cdm (09/07/2015) [-]
Every time I get a mention. It's either someone talking about soccer, or someone posting a certain youtube link to The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Which is fine, I love me some Charlie Daniels Band.
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#49615 - onemanstand (09/08/2015) [-]
hahaha
#49501 - Apparently, #Arsenal are the only side in Europe's t…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49549 - narddogg (09/06/2015) [-]
when you look at their starting XI, you can see the lack of title challenge
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#49568 - onemanstand (09/07/2015) [-]
That's not even the sad part, the previous champions title holders have strengthened more than arsenal despite ending up in higher in the league table and yet they are struggling to get the points at the beginning of the season. We're talking about the precious 3 or 1 points from the lower sides that could be the ultimate decider at come end of the season to decide who are crowned champions. Arsenal could have really taken advantage of Chelsea's bad start and gone head to head with Manchester City who have spent ludicrous amount of money yet again and has begun the season with a wild start. But in the end it's going to be another fight for 3rd/4th/champion league's spot despite the massive financial injection from the new TV deal that arsenal could have used to buy a ST and a CDM if not for the incompetence or just straight up arrogance in the transfer market . Looking forward to the season of schadenfreude and laughing at the fickle clowns that get interviewed on AFTV

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#49619 - narddogg (09/08/2015) [-]
I kept hearing transfer rumors implicating Arsenal over the summer (Benzema, Cavani, etc) yet literally nothing came of it...you'd think a few months would be enough time to buy a top quality player.
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#49570 - cdm (09/07/2015) [-]
Every time I get a mention. It's either someone talking about soccer, or someone posting a certain youtube link to The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Which is fine, I love me some Charlie Daniels Band.
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#49615 - onemanstand (09/08/2015) [-]
hahaha
#21 - celeries aren't good dildos  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2015 on Anon wants to be a vegetable +4
#32 - mrjunebug (09/06/2015) [-]
But that's not a celery. That's an eggplant.
#4 - It's not a celery  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Anon wants to be a vegetable +3
#19 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
I don't get it
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#21 - onemanstand (09/06/2015) [-]
celeries aren't good dildos
#32 - mrjunebug (09/06/2015) [-]
But that's not a celery. That's an eggplant.
#2 - That's the joke  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Anon wants to be a vegetable +21
#3 - treazonousdanger (09/05/2015) [-]
I don't get it
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#4 - onemanstand (09/05/2015) [-]
It's not a celery
#19 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
I don't get it
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#21 - onemanstand (09/06/2015) [-]
celeries aren't good dildos
#32 - mrjunebug (09/06/2015) [-]
But that's not a celery. That's an eggplant.