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#84 - I have no idea 04/16/2013 on New measuring unit 0
#99 - That seems like it would be fairly painful... 04/16/2013 on wilsooon 0
#53 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on New measuring unit +7
User avatar #77 - martbeast (04/16/2013) [-]
do u know if that was real or not?
User avatar #84 - onebadbassoonist (04/16/2013) [-]
I have no idea
#123 - Dark blue eh? 04/15/2013 on some kid getting told 0
#57 - Ah, thank you :) 04/15/2013 on My whole life is a lie +1
#41 - I remember that movie, but I forget the name... :/  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on My whole life is a lie 0
User avatar #45 - randybutternub (04/14/2013) [-]
True Lies I think
User avatar #57 - onebadbassoonist (04/15/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you :)
#119 - Damn that chick is hot... 04/14/2013 on Murder on Google maps! -2
#36 - I fail to see how a scratch to the label side of a disc could …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Seriously... WHY? +4
User avatar #38 - mookiez (04/14/2013) [-]
A scratch on the foiled side is worse than a scratch on the shiny side. You can scratch the shiny and still have the data but if you scratch the foil the data is gone forever.
User avatar #37 - stealthfoxbrony (04/14/2013) [-]
The data is on the foil, underneath the print.
#102 - kmichel (04/14/2013) [-]
The data is not written in the foil actually. You can google images of DVDs and CDs to see diagrams of both. Scratching the label would be ok as long as it's not deep enough to get at the recording layers. Deep scratches in general are bad, but surface ones on the shiny side might make it hard to read.
#50 - What's her name?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on How men think 0
User avatar #55 - jokervsbatsy (04/13/2013) [-]
It's Plenty Uptopp guise why don't you believe me?
#225 - What's Kazaa?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on (1) facebook 0
#239 - ferreroman (03/31/2013) [-]
Kazaa was a limewire p2p program in which you could share stuff, mp3 videos porn whatever, now theres xvideos lol, its much easier now lol
#127 - I never assumed that everyone on 4chan was a hacking genius...…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Trolling 4Chan? That's cute. 0
User avatar #130 - xdjerredlongxd (03/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea. This is the first I'm hearing of it. But, I'm sure it's nothing.
#47 - Same here, that movie was so stupid yet so funny simultaneously 03/18/2013 on just wut? +1
#6 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image posted in comment #… 03/18/2013 on Star Wars -3
#7 - Such as...?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Dirkjan 0
User avatar #15 - toughactintinactin (03/18/2013) [-]
Finish what you started, the end result may not be the one you expected, but the experience makes it easier a second time.

The things we need are sometimes right under our noses, they just require some digging to find.

Don't be fucking idiot and bring a shovel before you go digging for valuables. (that ones not to deep)
#11 - I bet this will hit front page and all because of this... <--- 03/18/2013 on google 0
#79 - Thanks, I realized that after I scrolled through a few comment… 03/18/2013 on shut up 0
#77 - I... I don't get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on shut up 0
#78 - wobblesbeatbox (03/18/2013) [-]
The new anon is Meg
User avatar #79 - onebadbassoonist (03/18/2013) [-]
Thanks, I realized that after I scrolled through a few comments and felt stupid for asking my question
#122 - 4chan shutting down tumblr, what's that about?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Trolling 4Chan? That's cute. 0
User avatar #126 - xdjerredlongxd (03/18/2013) [-]
It's not 4chan doing it. It's a few smart people who visit the site. Not everyone on 4chan is a hacking genius.
User avatar #127 - onebadbassoonist (03/18/2013) [-]
I never assumed that everyone on 4chan was a hacking genius... I was just curious what the situation, did someone on 4chan threaten to shut down tumblr?
User avatar #130 - xdjerredlongxd (03/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea. This is the first I'm hearing of it. But, I'm sure it's nothing.
#31 - Yet another perk of owning a laptop 03/10/2013 on Stretches 0
#39 - Thank you 03/10/2013 on Laina Walker 0
#127 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image posted in comment #… 03/10/2013 on Prevent Cancer 0
#101 - Ah, that makes sense now. Thanks for the info 03/10/2013 on Reverse-Racism 0
#93 - Could someone explain to me a bit of background of the picture…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Reverse-Racism 0
#97 - John Cena (03/10/2013) [-]
You have to pay tax off your income, like every other citizen. The artists are expected to in some degree do this by themselves, but they are controlled every now and then by the authorities, and this painter got busted.

The supreme court overruled the verdict earlier this year, finding him not guilty. The painters name is Odd Nerdrum, and most people in Norway know who he is. Hope this cleared things up a bit.
User avatar #101 - onebadbassoonist (03/10/2013) [-]
Ah, that makes sense now. Thanks for the info
#17 - **onebadbassoonist rolled user masterofmuffins ** So how i… 03/10/2013 on creep cat 0
#118 - Out of curiosity, what are those eyes from?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on watch 0
User avatar #119 - radsteriii (03/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea, I think someone said it was a squid...


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User avatar #27 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I sound like a complete and utter idiot but when you say PM them to you do you mean right here in the comment section? I just don't wanna get deleted is all, but I couldn't send them in a msg to you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
Well Pm does mean private message...
User avatar #29 to #28 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I am a little slow tonight, on cold meds so pardon me. It doesn't seem I can send them. Not really a way to attach them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
No worries. You could do it through tinypic and just pm the links
User avatar #23 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
was gonna send you a friend request but the captchas aren't working properly right now... XD
User avatar #24 to #23 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
Lol, I hate when that happens
User avatar #25 to #24 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Will try later XD
User avatar #26 to #25 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #1 - holybandgeekbatman (03/18/2011) [-]
Do you really play bassoon? I do. :]
User avatar #2 to #1 - onebadbassoonist (03/18/2011) [-]
I do, well I used to... I can't afford to buy my own, but I used to play bassoon. How long have you played? :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
I use my high school's bassoon. It's an old Fox Renard, a PVC one. -_- Regardless, I love it. I plan on getting one before college.
I've been playing for about four years now. :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - onebadbassoonist (03/19/2011) [-]
Sweet :D I played for three years before I was forced to choose a different instrument, we ended up having too many bassoonists during my sophmore year in hs (go figure) I used the school's bassoon also, though I don't remember the make... But I do remember that it was a wooden bassoon that I got to play. I'd plan on getting one before college but I'm already there so I plan on getting one after I join the Navy. Wow, this is a long comment XD I miss playing bassoon, I can hardly wait to get me very own ^_^
User avatar #5 to #4 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
Major jelly! I want a new bassoon sooo bad. Hoping to get one soon, before college. :) Yeah, I can't go too long without playing... I like it too much.
Long comments are cool anyway. :P And I'm sure the Navy would love a bassoonist of its very own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
I'm sure they would too, but I have been out of practice now for about three years and so I would need some Bb major practicing to even consider trying to get into the Navy's band, though that would be sooo awesome :D I'm actually trying to get in as a mechanic in one of their multiple mechanical jobs
User avatar #7 to #6 - holybandgeekbatman (03/20/2011) [-]
Ah, good point. Well, I hope you get a bassoon really soon so you can get back into the wonderful instrument. :)
And that sounds cool! What specifically would you want to do?
User avatar #8 to #7 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
Thanks :D I really want to get in working on some sort of automotive repair work, maybe as a diesel mechanic, or possibly as a jet mechanic, but my first choice would definitely be as an automotive mechanic
User avatar #9 to #8 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
I wish you good luck in your quest to be awesome. :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - onebadbassoonist (03/21/2011) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
You're very welcome. :)
User avatar #12 to #11 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
I've had an account on here for almost three years now and you're the first person to ask if I really do play bassoon.... I just realized that right now... o_o
User avatar #13 to #12 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
Hahah, I've only had an account for about two months (I was an anon before that for a looooong time).
I'm glad I asked, though- I like knowing that I actually do have bassoon brethren. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Same here (on both parts for the most part) XD It sucks that there are so few bassoon players, and that it is such a widely unknown instrument to the general public, it's always a good thing to meet a fellow bassoonist ^_^
User avatar #15 to #14 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
I know! People STILL think I play the oboe...
User avatar #16 to #15 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Wow, that sucks :( Hopefully people will get it together soon and realize the obvious big difference between the oboe and bassoon :/ But, unfortunately, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon :( My non-band friends always thought the same thing, until i showed them what a bassoon looks like
User avatar #17 to #16 - holybandgeekbatman (03/23/2011) [-]
I think I should just strap it to my back and attach a sign that says THIS IS A BASSOON, NOT AN OBOE. haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - onebadbassoonist (03/24/2011) [-]
If you do that, you should totally take a picture and post it or something XD That would be awesome :) I also play bass guitar and I have an acoustic-electric Ibanez 4 string and I was hanging at the beach with some friends just noodling on it and some random passer-by asked me what it was and all I could think was "do you seriously not know what a bass guitar looks like...?" It was so funny, and weird... and random XD
User avatar #19 to #18 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
I'm going to do it now. Hahah! I'll do it in study hall tomorrow and hopefully get it up soon.
yeah, I also play flute, percussion, alto, tenor, and bari sax, piano, and I sing. Thankfully, most people know what the rest are. :)
User avatar #22 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
FunnyJunk wont let me reply to your last comment for some stupid reason... >_> Music was the same way with me too, I started on the guitar (which didn't really get very far) then moved on to bassoon then bass and tuba and now back to guitar with the rest of them XD That would be totally awesome to sing together sometime, I don't really have anyone to sing with here, aside from just by myself T.T I honestly don't know what life would be like without knowing how to play instruments XD Music DEFINITELY is life, no matter how many instruments one plays :) So I think the more instruments that you know how to play makes you have MORE of a life rather than less of one :D
User avatar #20 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
Wow, thats pretty cool :) Thats quite a list. I also play bass guitar and tuba and i'm learning the guitar. And I sing as well ^_^ Though your list of instruments is much more impressive than mine :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
Thanks! Haha, it's because I started with one, and the thirst for more soon overcame me, lol. It is pretty awesome though, someone I mentor with called me a wizard of music. xD
I wish I could play guitar! I'm trying, but I have to have more time to focus on it. We should sing together sometime. :D and nahhhh, not more impressive at all. Just longer, which means I have much less of a life! roflcopter
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