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#467 - Ah. I never thought of that 11/20/2011 on 11.11.11 0
#28 - Picture 11/20/2011 on conspiracy keanu +1
#27 - Where can I get a pair? 11/20/2011 on conspiracy keanu 0
#28 - And just 4 to bitch slap someone 11/20/2011 on Workout +2
#22 - More like 6 year olds that don't know when to shut up... 11/20/2011 on Lag. +4
#33 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image** Taking any reques…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2011 on like a boss +13
#98 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
jessica nigri ;)
#78 - thatlonewolf (11/20/2011) [-]
#100 - Is it just me, or does 3> look kinda like a really tiny PE… 11/20/2011 on lol +2
#60 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image** Random picture ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2011 on Sad Child +5
#87 - ilostthegametoasaf (11/20/2011) [-]
**ilostthegametoasaf rolled a random image** Did someone say.. Random rolls?
#100 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image** He must not have … 11/20/2011 on Awesome Demotivational... +9
#171 - **onebadbassoonist rolls 83** 11/20/2011 on Maybe this one will work -1
#182 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image** Do I win something?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2011 on skyrim related title +1
#183 - independentlynano (11/20/2011) [-]
**independentlynano rolled a random image**
#170 - It's like Pinocchio saying that his nose will grow  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2011 on 11.11.11 +1
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User avatar #467 - onebadbassoonist (11/20/2011) [-]
Ah. I never thought of that
#255 - Those look epic! They would be neat as Pokemon, like maybe in … 11/20/2011 on Pokemon challenge accepted +3
#36 - ... How do you even feed that many animals? And why so many? 11/18/2011 on Hierarchy of Creepy Pet... 0
#26 - lol okay 11/18/2011 on onebadbassoonist's profile 0
#24 - Lol, I hate when that happens  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2011 on onebadbassoonist's profile 0
User avatar #25 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Will try later XD
User avatar #26 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
lol okay
#181 - That'd be my weapon of choice, unless it was against zombies.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Common Myths Busted part 4 0
User avatar #183 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
what would be your weapon of choice against zombies?
User avatar #208 - dubbedanub (11/18/2011) [-]
I'd just throw that one black guy out into the horde and run away.
#178 - True XD you could also use them in a small sack tied to a rope…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Common Myths Busted part 4 0
User avatar #180 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
that too... XD
User avatar #181 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
That'd be my weapon of choice, unless it was against zombies.
User avatar #183 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
what would be your weapon of choice against zombies?
User avatar #208 - dubbedanub (11/18/2011) [-]
I'd just throw that one black guy out into the horde and run away.
#175 - Ah, I see.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Common Myths Busted part 4 0
User avatar #177 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Coins are terrible weapons. Unless you make a lot of them and use them to destabilize an economy with inflation. XD
User avatar #178 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
True XD you could also use them in a small sack tied to a rope, that could be painfull
User avatar #180 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
that too... XD
User avatar #181 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
That'd be my weapon of choice, unless it was against zombies.
User avatar #183 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
what would be your weapon of choice against zombies?
User avatar #208 - dubbedanub (11/18/2011) [-]
I'd just throw that one black guy out into the horde and run away.
#173 - What if you used something bigger, like a nickel or quarter?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2011 on Common Myths Busted part 4 0
User avatar #174 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
Same effect for dropping. Coins aren't very heavy and have a lot of wind resistance. Also, even though they are heavier, nickels and quarters have a higher wind resistance as well, so they probably wouldn't hurt any more than a penny. As far as firing from a gun, a heavier coin would probably not do a whole lot more damage because coins, with their high wind resistance, slow down very quickly. However, firing a heavy coin from point-blank range would be devastating, as there isn't a lot of time for the coin to slow down before impacting.
User avatar #175 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #177 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Coins are terrible weapons. Unless you make a lot of them and use them to destabilize an economy with inflation. XD
User avatar #178 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
True XD you could also use them in a small sack tied to a rope, that could be painfull
User avatar #180 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
that too... XD
User avatar #181 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
That'd be my weapon of choice, unless it was against zombies.
User avatar #183 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
what would be your weapon of choice against zombies?
User avatar #208 - dubbedanub (11/18/2011) [-]
I'd just throw that one black guy out into the horde and run away.
#56 - Can you repost the video that everyone's talking about? It sou… 11/17/2011 on curvyjupiter's profile 0
#32 - Toilet?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2011 on Shits going down! 0
#34 - ctprime (11/17/2011) [-]
y hello thar grylls.

come hur so i can piss on u!!
#245 - lol XD My profile pic is the same gif 11/15/2011 on Mario Pacman 0
#62 - Personally I think if people are getting tired of reposts, whi… 11/13/2011 on ALERT FUNNYJUNK 0
#372 - That is cool! XD 11/13/2011 on Wall of CDs +2
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User avatar #27 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I sound like a complete and utter idiot but when you say PM them to you do you mean right here in the comment section? I just don't wanna get deleted is all, but I couldn't send them in a msg to you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
Well Pm does mean private message...
User avatar #29 to #28 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I am a little slow tonight, on cold meds so pardon me. It doesn't seem I can send them. Not really a way to attach them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
No worries. You could do it through tinypic and just pm the links
User avatar #23 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
was gonna send you a friend request but the captchas aren't working properly right now... XD
User avatar #24 to #23 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
Lol, I hate when that happens
User avatar #25 to #24 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Will try later XD
User avatar #26 to #25 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #1 - holybandgeekbatman (03/18/2011) [-]
Do you really play bassoon? I do. :]
User avatar #2 to #1 - onebadbassoonist (03/18/2011) [-]
I do, well I used to... I can't afford to buy my own, but I used to play bassoon. How long have you played? :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
I use my high school's bassoon. It's an old Fox Renard, a PVC one. -_- Regardless, I love it. I plan on getting one before college.
I've been playing for about four years now. :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - onebadbassoonist (03/19/2011) [-]
Sweet :D I played for three years before I was forced to choose a different instrument, we ended up having too many bassoonists during my sophmore year in hs (go figure) I used the school's bassoon also, though I don't remember the make... But I do remember that it was a wooden bassoon that I got to play. I'd plan on getting one before college but I'm already there so I plan on getting one after I join the Navy. Wow, this is a long comment XD I miss playing bassoon, I can hardly wait to get me very own ^_^
User avatar #5 to #4 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
Major jelly! I want a new bassoon sooo bad. Hoping to get one soon, before college. :) Yeah, I can't go too long without playing... I like it too much.
Long comments are cool anyway. :P And I'm sure the Navy would love a bassoonist of its very own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
I'm sure they would too, but I have been out of practice now for about three years and so I would need some Bb major practicing to even consider trying to get into the Navy's band, though that would be sooo awesome :D I'm actually trying to get in as a mechanic in one of their multiple mechanical jobs
User avatar #7 to #6 - holybandgeekbatman (03/20/2011) [-]
Ah, good point. Well, I hope you get a bassoon really soon so you can get back into the wonderful instrument. :)
And that sounds cool! What specifically would you want to do?
User avatar #8 to #7 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
Thanks :D I really want to get in working on some sort of automotive repair work, maybe as a diesel mechanic, or possibly as a jet mechanic, but my first choice would definitely be as an automotive mechanic
User avatar #9 to #8 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
I wish you good luck in your quest to be awesome. :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - onebadbassoonist (03/21/2011) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
You're very welcome. :)
User avatar #12 to #11 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
I've had an account on here for almost three years now and you're the first person to ask if I really do play bassoon.... I just realized that right now... o_o
User avatar #13 to #12 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
Hahah, I've only had an account for about two months (I was an anon before that for a looooong time).
I'm glad I asked, though- I like knowing that I actually do have bassoon brethren. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Same here (on both parts for the most part) XD It sucks that there are so few bassoon players, and that it is such a widely unknown instrument to the general public, it's always a good thing to meet a fellow bassoonist ^_^
User avatar #15 to #14 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
I know! People STILL think I play the oboe...
User avatar #16 to #15 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Wow, that sucks :( Hopefully people will get it together soon and realize the obvious big difference between the oboe and bassoon :/ But, unfortunately, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon :( My non-band friends always thought the same thing, until i showed them what a bassoon looks like
User avatar #17 to #16 - holybandgeekbatman (03/23/2011) [-]
I think I should just strap it to my back and attach a sign that says THIS IS A BASSOON, NOT AN OBOE. haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - onebadbassoonist (03/24/2011) [-]
If you do that, you should totally take a picture and post it or something XD That would be awesome :) I also play bass guitar and I have an acoustic-electric Ibanez 4 string and I was hanging at the beach with some friends just noodling on it and some random passer-by asked me what it was and all I could think was "do you seriously not know what a bass guitar looks like...?" It was so funny, and weird... and random XD
User avatar #19 to #18 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
I'm going to do it now. Hahah! I'll do it in study hall tomorrow and hopefully get it up soon.
yeah, I also play flute, percussion, alto, tenor, and bari sax, piano, and I sing. Thankfully, most people know what the rest are. :)
User avatar #22 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
FunnyJunk wont let me reply to your last comment for some stupid reason... >_> Music was the same way with me too, I started on the guitar (which didn't really get very far) then moved on to bassoon then bass and tuba and now back to guitar with the rest of them XD That would be totally awesome to sing together sometime, I don't really have anyone to sing with here, aside from just by myself T.T I honestly don't know what life would be like without knowing how to play instruments XD Music DEFINITELY is life, no matter how many instruments one plays :) So I think the more instruments that you know how to play makes you have MORE of a life rather than less of one :D
User avatar #20 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
Wow, thats pretty cool :) Thats quite a list. I also play bass guitar and tuba and i'm learning the guitar. And I sing as well ^_^ Though your list of instruments is much more impressive than mine :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
Thanks! Haha, it's because I started with one, and the thirst for more soon overcame me, lol. It is pretty awesome though, someone I mentor with called me a wizard of music. xD
I wish I could play guitar! I'm trying, but I have to have more time to focus on it. We should sing together sometime. :D and nahhhh, not more impressive at all. Just longer, which means I have much less of a life! roflcopter
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