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Date Signed Up:7/16/2009
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#42 - Does everything have a blue hue to it?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2012 on This 0
User avatar #53 - anisace (10/29/2012) [-]
But a black one makes a red hue.
User avatar #52 - anisace (10/29/2012) [-]
It doesn't actually
#44 - Now I want to watch fight club again... 10/28/2012 on Stop Breathing +1
#57 - . . . What the **** did I just watch...? 10/28/2012 on Park your bike safely and... 0
#309 - No guitar amp should ever function as a bass amp, it's a given…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2012 on I Can Relate +1
User avatar #338 - gojirabandfan (10/29/2012) [-]
thanks for the advice
User avatar #339 - onebadbassoonist (10/29/2012) [-]
No problem :)
#41 - Finally a relevant time to use this gif...  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Apple +29
#95 - jiggabooforyou (10/27/2012) [-]
Why did I laugh so hard at this...
User avatar #58 - trollgoodness (10/27/2012) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #62 - epicCUBONE (10/27/2012) [-]
apple sauce
User avatar #96 - captainwow (10/27/2012) [-]
Criss cross, David Cross.

Apple sauce.


My work here is done.
#44 - usmcoorah (10/27/2012) [-]
hfw he just committed man slaughter on camera with several witnesses.
User avatar #63 - pulluspardus (10/27/2012) [-]
its fake.
User avatar #64 - usmcoorah (10/27/2012) [-]
Doesn't surprise me. Very well done though.
#41 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Dammit bed -2
#54 - rasenganplanet Comment deleted by onebadbassoonist
#32 - Then who is it? 10/24/2012 on So IRL... 0
#76 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image posted in comment #… 10/24/2012 on Oh Japan 0
#23 - But there is nothing wrong with it aside from it lacking time … 10/24/2012 on Bet you cant guess this one 0
#91 - Boobs are boobs, I just like looking at them 10/23/2012 on Googled "God of the Internet." +2
#58 - nice... 10/23/2012 on League of Draven. +1
#75 - I want to see the rest of that picture now...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Googled "God of the Internet." 0
User avatar #89 - zerolizer (10/23/2012) [-]
I know you have seen boobs before. Are these gonna be any different than the last hundred you seen?
User avatar #91 - onebadbassoonist (10/23/2012) [-]
Boobs are boobs, I just like looking at them
#119 - Now I want to watch Futurama... 10/23/2012 on I see a funny post without... +5
#3 - In the U.S. it's not illegal to drink on private property if y… 10/23/2012 on Illegal Activity 0
#3 - Why the **** do they run towards the direction th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2012 on My People need Me -1
User avatar #47 - masterfluffydubs (10/23/2012) [-]
...I would imagine that running *Out of the street towards a "side walk" seemed logical to them... what the fuck, right?


dumbass
#170 - Where did the whole battletoads thing originate from? 10/22/2012 on Gamestop 0
#139 - That looks pretty cool 10/22/2012 on Hacking +1
#123 - Is there something about that sentence that doesn't make sense?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Hacking 0
#126 - koalahauff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #143 - arrowman (10/22/2012) [-]
you dont say!
#120 - No, I've used the cmd prompt window before, but it's been awhile. 10/22/2012 on Hacking 0
#116 - Heh  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Hacking +2
#119 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I bet I lost you at "cmd" XD
User avatar #120 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I've used the cmd prompt window before, but it's been awhile.
#105 - Yeah, the voice in the back of my head is telling me not to...…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Hacking 0
#132 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
Look above. :3
User avatar #139 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
That looks pretty cool
#121 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #123 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
Is there something about that sentence that doesn't make sense?
#126 - koalahauff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #143 - arrowman (10/22/2012) [-]
you dont say!
#109 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
This one guy made his computer blow up doing that.
#116 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
Heh
#119 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I bet I lost you at "cmd" XD
User avatar #120 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I've used the cmd prompt window before, but it's been awhile.
#94 - That would be a fun project to make 10/22/2012 on steampunk portal gun 0
#92 - How long till he pukes?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on steampunk portal gun +3
User avatar #99 - soulterminatorm (10/22/2012) [-]
About an hour... Keep watching
#96 - I'm curious, what is the end result of doing that?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Hacking +3
#104 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
CD C:\ makes the primary hardrive's root the starting point
Dir means directory.
In a nutshell, you list every folder and subfolder on that drive.
color a = green
Just perform the command :I
User avatar #105 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, the voice in the back of my head is telling me not to... I just don't want to fuck up my computer, or possibly fuck it up...
#132 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
Look above. :3
User avatar #139 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
That looks pretty cool
#121 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #123 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
Is there something about that sentence that doesn't make sense?
#126 - koalahauff has deleted their comment.
User avatar #143 - arrowman (10/22/2012) [-]
you dont say!
#109 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
This one guy made his computer blow up doing that.
#116 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
Heh
#119 - Ryoshi (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I bet I lost you at "cmd" XD
User avatar #120 - onebadbassoonist (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I've used the cmd prompt window before, but it's been awhile.
#177 - Eh, I prefer to use but that's just my personal preference... 10/22/2012 on Yo Dawg 0
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User avatar #27 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I sound like a complete and utter idiot but when you say PM them to you do you mean right here in the comment section? I just don't wanna get deleted is all, but I couldn't send them in a msg to you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
Well Pm does mean private message...
User avatar #29 to #28 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I am a little slow tonight, on cold meds so pardon me. It doesn't seem I can send them. Not really a way to attach them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
No worries. You could do it through tinypic and just pm the links
User avatar #23 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
was gonna send you a friend request but the captchas aren't working properly right now... XD
User avatar #24 to #23 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
Lol, I hate when that happens
User avatar #25 to #24 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Will try later XD
User avatar #26 to #25 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #1 - holybandgeekbatman (03/18/2011) [-]
Do you really play bassoon? I do. :]
User avatar #2 to #1 - onebadbassoonist (03/18/2011) [-]
I do, well I used to... I can't afford to buy my own, but I used to play bassoon. How long have you played? :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
I use my high school's bassoon. It's an old Fox Renard, a PVC one. -_- Regardless, I love it. I plan on getting one before college.
I've been playing for about four years now. :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - onebadbassoonist (03/19/2011) [-]
Sweet :D I played for three years before I was forced to choose a different instrument, we ended up having too many bassoonists during my sophmore year in hs (go figure) I used the school's bassoon also, though I don't remember the make... But I do remember that it was a wooden bassoon that I got to play. I'd plan on getting one before college but I'm already there so I plan on getting one after I join the Navy. Wow, this is a long comment XD I miss playing bassoon, I can hardly wait to get me very own ^_^
User avatar #5 to #4 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
Major jelly! I want a new bassoon sooo bad. Hoping to get one soon, before college. :) Yeah, I can't go too long without playing... I like it too much.
Long comments are cool anyway. :P And I'm sure the Navy would love a bassoonist of its very own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
I'm sure they would too, but I have been out of practice now for about three years and so I would need some Bb major practicing to even consider trying to get into the Navy's band, though that would be sooo awesome :D I'm actually trying to get in as a mechanic in one of their multiple mechanical jobs
User avatar #7 to #6 - holybandgeekbatman (03/20/2011) [-]
Ah, good point. Well, I hope you get a bassoon really soon so you can get back into the wonderful instrument. :)
And that sounds cool! What specifically would you want to do?
User avatar #8 to #7 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
Thanks :D I really want to get in working on some sort of automotive repair work, maybe as a diesel mechanic, or possibly as a jet mechanic, but my first choice would definitely be as an automotive mechanic
User avatar #9 to #8 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
I wish you good luck in your quest to be awesome. :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - onebadbassoonist (03/21/2011) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
You're very welcome. :)
User avatar #12 to #11 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
I've had an account on here for almost three years now and you're the first person to ask if I really do play bassoon.... I just realized that right now... o_o
User avatar #13 to #12 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
Hahah, I've only had an account for about two months (I was an anon before that for a looooong time).
I'm glad I asked, though- I like knowing that I actually do have bassoon brethren. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Same here (on both parts for the most part) XD It sucks that there are so few bassoon players, and that it is such a widely unknown instrument to the general public, it's always a good thing to meet a fellow bassoonist ^_^
User avatar #15 to #14 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
I know! People STILL think I play the oboe...
User avatar #16 to #15 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Wow, that sucks :( Hopefully people will get it together soon and realize the obvious big difference between the oboe and bassoon :/ But, unfortunately, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon :( My non-band friends always thought the same thing, until i showed them what a bassoon looks like
User avatar #17 to #16 - holybandgeekbatman (03/23/2011) [-]
I think I should just strap it to my back and attach a sign that says THIS IS A BASSOON, NOT AN OBOE. haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - onebadbassoonist (03/24/2011) [-]
If you do that, you should totally take a picture and post it or something XD That would be awesome :) I also play bass guitar and I have an acoustic-electric Ibanez 4 string and I was hanging at the beach with some friends just noodling on it and some random passer-by asked me what it was and all I could think was "do you seriously not know what a bass guitar looks like...?" It was so funny, and weird... and random XD
User avatar #19 to #18 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
I'm going to do it now. Hahah! I'll do it in study hall tomorrow and hopefully get it up soon.
yeah, I also play flute, percussion, alto, tenor, and bari sax, piano, and I sing. Thankfully, most people know what the rest are. :)
User avatar #22 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
FunnyJunk wont let me reply to your last comment for some stupid reason... >_> Music was the same way with me too, I started on the guitar (which didn't really get very far) then moved on to bassoon then bass and tuba and now back to guitar with the rest of them XD That would be totally awesome to sing together sometime, I don't really have anyone to sing with here, aside from just by myself T.T I honestly don't know what life would be like without knowing how to play instruments XD Music DEFINITELY is life, no matter how many instruments one plays :) So I think the more instruments that you know how to play makes you have MORE of a life rather than less of one :D
User avatar #20 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
Wow, thats pretty cool :) Thats quite a list. I also play bass guitar and tuba and i'm learning the guitar. And I sing as well ^_^ Though your list of instruments is much more impressive than mine :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
Thanks! Haha, it's because I started with one, and the thirst for more soon overcame me, lol. It is pretty awesome though, someone I mentor with called me a wizard of music. xD
I wish I could play guitar! I'm trying, but I have to have more time to focus on it. We should sing together sometime. :D and nahhhh, not more impressive at all. Just longer, which means I have much less of a life! roflcopter
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