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#99 - Is it bad that I haven't been following the new Avatar series?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Sokka. 0
User avatar #104 - imakejewburgers (02/20/2013) [-]
Not really. It's not nearly as good as the original. It's still okay though so you should check it out.
User avatar #105 - onebadbassoonist (02/20/2013) [-]
I've seen the first episode of it a little while after it came out, but it never really interested me that much
#410 - I can understand the touching of light, but feeling infrared light? 02/20/2013 on Science, Feb 11-17 0
#158 - I know speed can do that, but the general public will never re…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Jeremy Clarkson -1
#161 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Regardless of what's most likely, the science tells you what's to happen in each situation, disregarding chance.
#174 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
Explain how airbags work then.
#177 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
An explosive rapidly fills a compact bag with its exhaust.

/thread
#181 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
You've got the 25-60ms area in an airbag's timeline of operation described spot on. Now fill in the 0-25ms and 60-1,000ms sections.
#186 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You're asking for something that you already know both you and I aren't a major in, and you seem to be progressively moving away from the original topic, probably out of submission.

I can only conclude that your best companion is currently Google, and you're abusing Wikipedia for all its worth.
#192 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm an ASE certified master mechanic; you, as it turns out, are not. Besides, we never moved past highschool level physics in this discussion. You can conclude all you want, which in this case concludes you admitting you're not in your area of expertise anymore.
#196 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
And before I leave, I'll simply use the internet's most fabled phrase:

Pics. Or it didn't. Happen.
#203 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
Let's see you prove your credibility.

Pics. Or it didn't happen.


See what I did there? Physicist.
#201 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
It's hanging on the shop wall at the dealership currently. Ask me anything you'd like though. I mean, I could show you all my individual certifications if you'd like.
#153 - Speed is relative, stopping is definite  [+] (19 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Jeremy Clarkson -1
#156 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
That still doesn't nullify my argument.

Speed can still tear your organs from their sinew and rend flesh from bone.
#173 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
No it can't. Going from 5kmph to 0mph in too short of a time!!!! will induce enough force to kill you. However if you stretch the amount of time it takes you to decelerate, you will have higher chances of surviving.
#176 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You're forgetting the variables again, kiddo.

You're assuming that the "person" is in a vehicle, and is a fully healthy human. Regardless of your argument, my variables will always see me as accurate in one light, or another.
#179 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
No, in this instance my science still stands. A person does not have to be in a vehicle to prove this. Now you're the one assuming the person is in a car.
#183 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Not assuming at all. You've already proven that you can only think on two dimensions. I've studied you and therefore made a calculated insertion to try and communicate on your level.

There is no car.
#190 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
You have not studied me, you've merely communicated with me for but a brief few comments. Acting like adding a Z axis magically makes you right is not correct. The fact still remains, speed does not kill. Acceleration does however, and it is not direction dependent. Velocity however, is, but it is not the acting force.
#193 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You're speaking in babble and bull, and I can simply sum it up as "Intern's nonsense."

I've got to leave for greater things than tormenting you, now. But it was fun to see you grasping for strings, regardless of how wrong you could possibly be.
#214 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
You're saying that velocity kills, when it does not. It's the force from a sudden stop that kills, the sudden deceleration. What I am saying is not merely "intern's nonsense", I think you've got your positions in this dilemma mixed up.
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User avatar #158 - onebadbassoonist (02/20/2013) [-]
I know speed can do that, but the general public will never reach that speed in our lifetime; so yes, speed can still rip you to death, but it's the drastic reduction of speed that is usually the cause...
#161 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Regardless of what's most likely, the science tells you what's to happen in each situation, disregarding chance.
#174 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
Explain how airbags work then.
#177 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
An explosive rapidly fills a compact bag with its exhaust.

/thread
#181 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
You've got the 25-60ms area in an airbag's timeline of operation described spot on. Now fill in the 0-25ms and 60-1,000ms sections.
#186 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
You're asking for something that you already know both you and I aren't a major in, and you seem to be progressively moving away from the original topic, probably out of submission.

I can only conclude that your best companion is currently Google, and you're abusing Wikipedia for all its worth.
#192 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm an ASE certified master mechanic; you, as it turns out, are not. Besides, we never moved past highschool level physics in this discussion. You can conclude all you want, which in this case concludes you admitting you're not in your area of expertise anymore.
#196 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
And before I leave, I'll simply use the internet's most fabled phrase:

Pics. Or it didn't. Happen.
#203 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
Let's see you prove your credibility.

Pics. Or it didn't happen.


See what I did there? Physicist.
#201 - bearpirate (02/20/2013) [-]
It's hanging on the shop wall at the dealership currently. Ask me anything you'd like though. I mean, I could show you all my individual certifications if you'd like.
#142 - GET OUT OF MY HEAD 02/20/2013 on So I is KOREAN +3
#233 - Comment deleted 02/20/2013 on I love this woman +9
#4 - Or someone uses the one on the toilet as the toilet as a cruel prank 02/20/2013 on New from Aperture Science! +4
#88 - **onebadbassoonist rolled user breakfastskippa ** My tatto… 02/20/2013 on Hm 0
#87 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image posted in comment #…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Hm 0
User avatar #88 - onebadbassoonist (02/20/2013) [-]
**onebadbassoonist rolled user breakfastskippa ** My tattoo artist.
#9 - **onebadbassoonist rolled a random image posted in comment #…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on Bitches be Trippin +1
User avatar #16 - lostlonelyme (02/20/2013) [-]
thats fuckin hilarious!
#7 - Comment deleted 02/19/2013 on Bitches be Trippin 0
#156 - How would one go about harnessing that kind of power? 02/19/2013 on Always up. 0
#154 - . . . What? 02/19/2013 on Always up. +2
#315 - Ah, much thanks :) I've always wanted to see that movie  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Butterfly +1
User avatar #316 - guidoforlife (02/20/2013) [-]
it truly is a great movie. just make sure you have the time to watch it all the way through and fully appreciate it. are you american?
User avatar #318 - onebadbassoonist (02/20/2013) [-]
Yes I am
User avatar #319 - guidoforlife (02/20/2013) [-]
it will make you bleed, sweat and cry american liquids
User avatar #321 - onebadbassoonist (03/02/2013) [-]
Sounds great
#68 - What movie is it?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Butterfly +1
#73 - guidoforlife (02/15/2013) [-]
saving private ryan
User avatar #315 - onebadbassoonist (02/19/2013) [-]
Ah, much thanks :) I've always wanted to see that movie
User avatar #316 - guidoforlife (02/20/2013) [-]
it truly is a great movie. just make sure you have the time to watch it all the way through and fully appreciate it. are you american?
User avatar #318 - onebadbassoonist (02/20/2013) [-]
Yes I am
User avatar #319 - guidoforlife (02/20/2013) [-]
it will make you bleed, sweat and cry american liquids
User avatar #321 - onebadbassoonist (03/02/2013) [-]
Sounds great
User avatar #70 - mmmilovemeth (02/15/2013) [-]
Rain Snipers 2: This Time it's Personal
#75 - guidoforlife (02/15/2013) [-]
never heard of it... hahah
#50 - What the fuck? 02/15/2013 on ummm... +1
#44 - Well no shit, I know that, but that's not the reason  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Mike Tyson made boxers look... +1
User avatar #47 - lawzy (02/15/2013) [-]
i know what u mean its either the shirt or the perticularly black skin on 1 side of his face
#50 - oldenglishassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
I think its the way he is fighting off the tiger with the camera on its head.
User avatar #51 - lawzy (02/15/2013) [-]
i have never watched it besides the snippets ive seen on adverts
#39 - For some reason that reminds me of The Hangover  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Mike Tyson made boxers look... +1
User avatar #41 - mastadong (02/15/2013) [-]
Might have something to do with the fact he was in both?
User avatar #44 - onebadbassoonist (02/15/2013) [-]
Well no shit, I know that, but that's not the reason
User avatar #47 - lawzy (02/15/2013) [-]
i know what u mean its either the shirt or the perticularly black skin on 1 side of his face
#50 - oldenglishassassin (02/15/2013) [-]
I think its the way he is fighting off the tiger with the camera on its head.
User avatar #51 - lawzy (02/15/2013) [-]
i have never watched it besides the snippets ive seen on adverts
#42 - Too perfect :) 02/15/2013 on 4chan does it again -1
#29 - I bet a lot of younger siblings do this 02/15/2013 on It's a me Luigi 0
#38 - Who's the chick right after Chuck Norris?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on That guy is a genius. 0
User avatar #43 - pianoasis (02/15/2013) [-]
selena gomez
User avatar #44 - pianoasis (02/15/2013) [-]
no she doesnt do porn
#37 - I'm not really sure why, but that bike reminds me of the one f… 02/15/2013 on That guy is a genius. +1
#103 - Ah... 02/15/2013 on How to make a CD cover 0
#139 - Magic penis? 02/15/2013 on How men see women -2
#101 - ...what?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on How to make a CD cover 0
User avatar #102 - beatlestrainerwins (02/15/2013) [-]
dark souls, a boss fight with two enemies and two parts, its notoriously a bastard of a fight
User avatar #103 - onebadbassoonist (02/15/2013) [-]
Ah...
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User avatar #27 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I sound like a complete and utter idiot but when you say PM them to you do you mean right here in the comment section? I just don't wanna get deleted is all, but I couldn't send them in a msg to you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
Well Pm does mean private message...
User avatar #29 to #28 - sgartgirl (10/19/2012) [-]
I am a little slow tonight, on cold meds so pardon me. It doesn't seem I can send them. Not really a way to attach them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - onebadbassoonist (10/19/2012) [-]
No worries. You could do it through tinypic and just pm the links
User avatar #23 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
was gonna send you a friend request but the captchas aren't working properly right now... XD
User avatar #24 to #23 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
Lol, I hate when that happens
User avatar #25 to #24 - nicecontentbro (11/18/2011) [-]
yep. Will try later XD
User avatar #26 to #25 - onebadbassoonist (11/18/2011) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #1 - holybandgeekbatman (03/18/2011) [-]
Do you really play bassoon? I do. :]
User avatar #2 to #1 - onebadbassoonist (03/18/2011) [-]
I do, well I used to... I can't afford to buy my own, but I used to play bassoon. How long have you played? :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
I use my high school's bassoon. It's an old Fox Renard, a PVC one. -_- Regardless, I love it. I plan on getting one before college.
I've been playing for about four years now. :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - onebadbassoonist (03/19/2011) [-]
Sweet :D I played for three years before I was forced to choose a different instrument, we ended up having too many bassoonists during my sophmore year in hs (go figure) I used the school's bassoon also, though I don't remember the make... But I do remember that it was a wooden bassoon that I got to play. I'd plan on getting one before college but I'm already there so I plan on getting one after I join the Navy. Wow, this is a long comment XD I miss playing bassoon, I can hardly wait to get me very own ^_^
User avatar #5 to #4 - holybandgeekbatman (03/19/2011) [-]
Major jelly! I want a new bassoon sooo bad. Hoping to get one soon, before college. :) Yeah, I can't go too long without playing... I like it too much.
Long comments are cool anyway. :P And I'm sure the Navy would love a bassoonist of its very own.
User avatar #6 to #5 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
I'm sure they would too, but I have been out of practice now for about three years and so I would need some Bb major practicing to even consider trying to get into the Navy's band, though that would be sooo awesome :D I'm actually trying to get in as a mechanic in one of their multiple mechanical jobs
User avatar #7 to #6 - holybandgeekbatman (03/20/2011) [-]
Ah, good point. Well, I hope you get a bassoon really soon so you can get back into the wonderful instrument. :)
And that sounds cool! What specifically would you want to do?
User avatar #8 to #7 - onebadbassoonist (03/20/2011) [-]
Thanks :D I really want to get in working on some sort of automotive repair work, maybe as a diesel mechanic, or possibly as a jet mechanic, but my first choice would definitely be as an automotive mechanic
User avatar #9 to #8 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
I wish you good luck in your quest to be awesome. :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - onebadbassoonist (03/21/2011) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - holybandgeekbatman (03/21/2011) [-]
You're very welcome. :)
User avatar #12 to #11 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
I've had an account on here for almost three years now and you're the first person to ask if I really do play bassoon.... I just realized that right now... o_o
User avatar #13 to #12 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
Hahah, I've only had an account for about two months (I was an anon before that for a looooong time).
I'm glad I asked, though- I like knowing that I actually do have bassoon brethren. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Same here (on both parts for the most part) XD It sucks that there are so few bassoon players, and that it is such a widely unknown instrument to the general public, it's always a good thing to meet a fellow bassoonist ^_^
User avatar #15 to #14 - holybandgeekbatman (03/22/2011) [-]
I know! People STILL think I play the oboe...
User avatar #16 to #15 - onebadbassoonist (03/22/2011) [-]
Wow, that sucks :( Hopefully people will get it together soon and realize the obvious big difference between the oboe and bassoon :/ But, unfortunately, I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon :( My non-band friends always thought the same thing, until i showed them what a bassoon looks like
User avatar #17 to #16 - holybandgeekbatman (03/23/2011) [-]
I think I should just strap it to my back and attach a sign that says THIS IS A BASSOON, NOT AN OBOE. haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - onebadbassoonist (03/24/2011) [-]
If you do that, you should totally take a picture and post it or something XD That would be awesome :) I also play bass guitar and I have an acoustic-electric Ibanez 4 string and I was hanging at the beach with some friends just noodling on it and some random passer-by asked me what it was and all I could think was "do you seriously not know what a bass guitar looks like...?" It was so funny, and weird... and random XD
User avatar #19 to #18 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
I'm going to do it now. Hahah! I'll do it in study hall tomorrow and hopefully get it up soon.
yeah, I also play flute, percussion, alto, tenor, and bari sax, piano, and I sing. Thankfully, most people know what the rest are. :)
User avatar #22 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
FunnyJunk wont let me reply to your last comment for some stupid reason... >_> Music was the same way with me too, I started on the guitar (which didn't really get very far) then moved on to bassoon then bass and tuba and now back to guitar with the rest of them XD That would be totally awesome to sing together sometime, I don't really have anyone to sing with here, aside from just by myself T.T I honestly don't know what life would be like without knowing how to play instruments XD Music DEFINITELY is life, no matter how many instruments one plays :) So I think the more instruments that you know how to play makes you have MORE of a life rather than less of one :D
User avatar #20 to #19 - onebadbassoonist (03/25/2011) [-]
Wow, thats pretty cool :) Thats quite a list. I also play bass guitar and tuba and i'm learning the guitar. And I sing as well ^_^ Though your list of instruments is much more impressive than mine :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - holybandgeekbatman (03/25/2011) [-]
Thanks! Haha, it's because I started with one, and the thirst for more soon overcame me, lol. It is pretty awesome though, someone I mentor with called me a wizard of music. xD
I wish I could play guitar! I'm trying, but I have to have more time to focus on it. We should sing together sometime. :D and nahhhh, not more impressive at all. Just longer, which means I have much less of a life! roflcopter
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