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|#746 - I won't be getting paid much longer if they find out.||01/22/2015 on Know your fellow FJer||0|
|#743 - Ha. Jokes on you. Faggot. Just kidding love you I'll …||01/22/2015 on Know your fellow FJer||0|
|#718 - I'm at work. I should be working. Stop it Admin. [+] (4 new replies)||01/22/2015 on Know your fellow FJer||0|
|#4 - Thank you! The more you know||01/08/2015 on Old Company Logos||0|
|#1 - >Arriving at work today >University, full of SJWs an… [+] (11 new replies)||01/08/2015 on Feminism||+64|
#10 - fuckinfuckinfuck (01/08/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, the rage. I'm an overly nice guy, too, and anybody with some decency would hold a door for anyone within 12 feet. I would have snapped and calmly said "Kill yourself". It's not worth getting riled up over, but sometimes you just need to let people know when they're being walking oxygen thieves, and failing at being a decently respectful human being.
#6 - avengerofthenight (01/08/2015) [-]
Please don't say women, I don't want to be in one category with those fucks... That is just irrational and retarded. Come visit Berlin some time, my Uni will be like fucking heaven to you if that is the norm where you live :/
Also, the Pro Move is to always have a pack of bologne with you, to distract them and run off in the opposite direction.
#5 - mosaicbrain (01/08/2015) [-]
Someone running towards the door?
They carrying a lot of things?
Just wanting to be nice to someone? You hold the door!
And even IF it was someone's intention to be offensive, SO WHAT.
You got through a door without touching the handle
That's like, just as much of a mood booster as getting an A+ in your eBay feedback
I'd get angry at anyone, regardless of who/where/what, that'd just stare blankly at me when they weren't holding anything and could easily keep the door open.
And just to put some personality into this message.
I find it very sweet whenever a guy holds the door for me.
If it's a guy I find attractive, it even makes me swoon a bit, can you believe it
It basically, simply means "I do not not care about you."
And it's fucking glorious to have people not not care about you
<-- accurate facial expression, save blonde hair, piercings, scar and gender
holy shiet I shouldn't get this angry over a story of which I have no proof is even true
|#6 - Put your dick in it. [+] (3 new replies)||01/08/2015 on Holy shit...i mean damn!||+122|
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|#2 - Im sorry... but how the **** is this Kodak? [+] (2 new replies)||01/08/2015 on Old Company Logos||0|
#3 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
Back when the company started, it was known as Eastman Kodak, named after George Eastman, who founded the Company in 1888. As for the Kodak part, K was Eastman's favorite letter, (he was said to have called it "strong"), so he and his wife created the word Kodak
TL;DR E is for Eastman, K is for Kodak, C is for Company
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|#42 - Reminds me...||01/08/2015 on poncho the friendly crocodile||+49|