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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#29 - Nope, and it's /b/ "random" so threads can be about … 04/28/2013 on ducks 0
#127 - Didn't the Vietnamese pretty much beat America in 'Nam? Th…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Murica +2
User avatar #202 - keiishiyama (04/28/2013) [-]
It wasn't a military defeat. It was political sabotage.

Not trying to brag or be arrogant, but America has technically never lost a war militarily.
#166 - N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-]
unless I am completly wrong and I don't think I am we quit the war, in fact after the tet offensive we had demolished the vietcong (besides some pockets of resistance) and seriously fucked up the vietminh. If we had stayed in the war just a bit longer we would have won and Vietnam would be a republic. Though we did take a beating in the war, mainly because we didn't understand guirrella (not sure of spelling) tactics like we do now.
User avatar #155 - nitsuan (04/28/2013) [-]
Not really. We lost, but we didn't lose because of an almighty NVA enemy. We had bullshit policies in the war and no support from home, you can't fight a war like that. The casualty rates tell you who was really better.

www.rjsmith.com/kia_tbl.html
User avatar #148 - sanfernando (04/28/2013) [-]
Well, kind of....but that's not how we say it happened, THIS is how Americans say it happened "With all the protesting, we just had to get all our troops out of that country", I'm ok with that excuse
User avatar #152 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
yeah, that's why I said "pretty much" I mean it looked like they were winning, but you never know.
#144 - N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-]
we dont talk about viet nam.
it was a tie.
#134 - madmanslantern (04/28/2013) [-]
Nope.
#75 - He'a a good actor, but he has no range, use the same voice, sa…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Who do we need to make this... +21
#103 - N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-]
Bullshit he doesn't have range. He doesn't play a lot of super-niche character roles, but displays range fantastically given the chance. Django is a great example - it's a massive break from his norm and he nailed it.
#104 - N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-]
Though I agree that Depp's work merits him an Oscar, as well.
#80 - sabat (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't keep up with Oscars and shit like that... But Johnny Depp seriously hasn't won one?!
User avatar #82 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Nope, neither have

Liam Neeson
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Edward Norton
John Malkovich
or Mark Wahlberg

and it was just recently that Christian Bale won his first oscar
User avatar #124 - herecomesjohnny (04/29/2013) [-]
not john malkovich? What the fuck hollywood.
#83 - sabat (04/28/2013) [-]
Who the fuck are all the Oscars going to then?!


Christian Bale isn't that good imo.
#125 - thatdeafguy (04/29/2013) [-]
**thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #4040663 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** HIM
#93 - foxicon (04/28/2013) [-]
Have you seen American Psycho? That's one of my favorite movies.
User avatar #111 - foreverporkchop (04/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. After all this time (and not seeing that movie) I never recognized that guy as Christian Bale. Now I have to re-think all of my life choices.
#84 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Are you fucking crazy?
That guy had me convinced that he was American until I read that he's actually English, never heard of a more dedicated actor.

yeah he's a right cunt, but still
User avatar #89 - yearofthemonkey (04/28/2013) [-]
He did say in his opinion though. Didn't say he was a bad actor in general. Just "iho"
User avatar #95 - psykobear (04/28/2013) [-]
Just "iho"
iho
ihop
I want pancakes now.
#188 - She's gonna respond with shoving packing peanuts in your asshole. 04/28/2013 on Cage Match +7
#23 - I only see "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME" in reality stuff… 04/28/2013 on Don't try this at home 0
#27 - I saw a video of some guys (probably spent time on the interne… 04/28/2013 on Swag +1
#67 - at least there's no cocaine related pictures 04/28/2013 on how Google feels about... 0
#129 - can't give him 0/10 if he made you reply m8 04/28/2013 on Sam, Sam ? 0
#165 - Thanks for ruining it with the punchline in the title faggot! 04/28/2013 on cawcaw caww +3
#110 - disreguard this, just saw it posted below 04/28/2013 on Video game physics 0
#109 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Video game physics 0
User avatar #110 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
disreguard this, just saw it posted below
#108 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Video game physics 0
#62 - THANK YOU FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT 04/28/2013 on Silly black people 0
#60 - WELL I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON FUNNYJUNK  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Silly black people 0
#61 - schneidend (04/28/2013) [-]
A WHOLE NEW WORLD DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
User avatar #62 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT
#57 - I really like his meaningful songs, because of how much person… 04/28/2013 on Silly black people 0
#52 - what he did then** 04/27/2013 on Silly black people 0
#50 - I hate to be annoying, but I can't help myself from bringing u…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Silly black people +1
User avatar #56 - bilshneip (04/28/2013) [-]
You have a point. Hes way more Pop nowadays, but to me his songs have always seemed pretty trashy and meaningless even in his early days.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
I really like his meaningful songs, because of how much personal emotion put into them, and then his other songs he just "went hard" on them, but yeeah he's really commercial and pop now.
User avatar #52 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
what he did then**
#42 - The Hot boys, and early Wayne.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Silly black people 0
User avatar #43 - bilshneip (04/27/2013) [-]
If u enjoy that music, well that's fine, but don't go calling wayne real hip hop. His lyrics have been trash from the day he started rapping.
User avatar #50 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
I hate to be annoying, but I can't help myself from bringing up the fact that what he does now is completely different from what he did now (except the narcissism)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKgphZc3-g
User avatar #56 - bilshneip (04/28/2013) [-]
You have a point. Hes way more Pop nowadays, but to me his songs have always seemed pretty trashy and meaningless even in his early days.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
I really like his meaningful songs, because of how much personal emotion put into them, and then his other songs he just "went hard" on them, but yeeah he's really commercial and pop now.
User avatar #52 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
what he did then**
#41 - This gets front page very often, and I'm prettty sure most peo…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Silly black people -1
#58 - schneidend (04/28/2013) [-]
I haven't.
User avatar #60 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
WELL I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON FUNNYJUNK
#61 - schneidend (04/28/2013) [-]
A WHOLE NEW WORLD DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
User avatar #62 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT
#21 - Young Money is a lot more commercial, Cash Money is a lot more…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Silly black people 0
User avatar #33 - bilshneip (04/27/2013) [-]
Cash Money is far from real hip hop..
User avatar #42 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
The Hot boys, and early Wayne.
User avatar #43 - bilshneip (04/27/2013) [-]
If u enjoy that music, well that's fine, but don't go calling wayne real hip hop. His lyrics have been trash from the day he started rapping.
User avatar #50 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
I hate to be annoying, but I can't help myself from bringing up the fact that what he does now is completely different from what he did now (except the narcissism)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKgphZc3-g
User avatar #56 - bilshneip (04/28/2013) [-]
You have a point. Hes way more Pop nowadays, but to me his songs have always seemed pretty trashy and meaningless even in his early days.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
I really like his meaningful songs, because of how much personal emotion put into them, and then his other songs he just "went hard" on them, but yeeah he's really commercial and pop now.
User avatar #52 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
what he did then**
User avatar #22 - whycanticaps (04/27/2013) [-]
I know not the ways of Rap/Hip Hop/Music in general, so this is going a little over my head lol
#19 - I see all these comments, and get really confused, cause this …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Silly black people -3
#32 - schneidend (04/27/2013) [-]
Breaking News: Not everybody sits on this fucking website all day looking at every upload. Some get missed. Some people only look at front page.
User avatar #41 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
This gets front page very often, and I'm prettty sure most people have seen this.
#58 - schneidend (04/28/2013) [-]
I haven't.
User avatar #60 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
WELL I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON FUNNYJUNK
#61 - schneidend (04/28/2013) [-]
A WHOLE NEW WORLD DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW
User avatar #62 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
THANK YOU FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT
#17 - Young Money Cash Money Billionares It's like branch, that…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Silly black people +3
User avatar #18 - whycanticaps (04/27/2013) [-]
Well, the more you know I guess haha. Thanks for the answer, but I still think it's stupid
User avatar #21 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
Young Money is a lot more commercial, Cash Money is a lot more like real hip-hop even when Lil Wayne founded Young Money he himself became more commercial.
User avatar #33 - bilshneip (04/27/2013) [-]
Cash Money is far from real hip hop..
User avatar #42 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
The Hot boys, and early Wayne.
User avatar #43 - bilshneip (04/27/2013) [-]
If u enjoy that music, well that's fine, but don't go calling wayne real hip hop. His lyrics have been trash from the day he started rapping.
User avatar #50 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
I hate to be annoying, but I can't help myself from bringing up the fact that what he does now is completely different from what he did now (except the narcissism)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKgphZc3-g
User avatar #56 - bilshneip (04/28/2013) [-]
You have a point. Hes way more Pop nowadays, but to me his songs have always seemed pretty trashy and meaningless even in his early days.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
I really like his meaningful songs, because of how much personal emotion put into them, and then his other songs he just "went hard" on them, but yeeah he's really commercial and pop now.
User avatar #52 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
what he did then**
User avatar #22 - whycanticaps (04/27/2013) [-]
I know not the ways of Rap/Hip Hop/Music in general, so this is going a little over my head lol
#34 - could be 04/27/2013 on ice cubes -1
#29 - Frozen LSD, not LSD ice cubes, ice is frozen water, not frozen liquid.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2013 on ice cubes -7
User avatar #33 - vanoreo (04/27/2013) [-]
Maybe it's dissolved in the water and the water is frozen.


shiggy diggy
User avatar #34 - onceman (04/27/2013) [-]
could be
#61 - There's actually no way we can test that, so as far was we kno…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Aaaaw yis 0
User avatar #82 - waffies (04/27/2013) [-]
aside from putting a camera on someone their entire life, yeah
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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