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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#8 - You think that's ******* funny? you think you… 07/16/2014 on Reese S&M's 0
#42 - In this gif you can see how corrupt that cop is by abusing his power 07/15/2014 on So fresh 0
#23 - >Hanna McKay lived jesus ******* christ th…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Gravity how does it work? +8
#82 - valadezization (07/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the fucking spoiler asshole i'm watching season 8 ep 10 right now i fucking swear i hate this site when it comes to shows
#34 - scuttle (07/15/2014) [-]
I feel as if he still could have went to Argentina.
There were plenty of better ways the show could have ended. But they chose that one.
User avatar #78 - thepandaking (07/16/2014) [-]
he could have, but they chose to end the show so that no one would have a problem with it, I mean this is my assumption but I think they felt like they couldn't have a happy ending for a serial killer show without getting flak from it, and yet they couldn't kill him off, because the fans would be pissed, so they chose to mash some bullshit together that fell into the categories of a bad ending for him and not dying.
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#44 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
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#16 - He's seen his country win the world cup more than once, if I w… 07/15/2014 on I don't think he is sad... 0
#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
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#6 - come on guys he worked hard on that cake 07/15/2014 on niggers +1
#9 - no that's what maradona said in spanish 07/15/2014 on Maradona, suck! 0
#5 - he says "no es normal que haga una conferencia con un jug…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Maradona, suck! 0
User avatar #8 - magicalsteve (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm no translator but that doesn't exactly look like German
User avatar #9 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
no that's what maradona said in spanish
#32 - Coke has to be drank cold or else it's bad, Pepsi is fine at r… 07/14/2014 on Realistic Slogans +1
#68 - >Colombia not being right under Brazil and Argentina  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Final Antics: Germany V... +1
#72 - wheredahoodat (07/14/2014) [-]
mudkip explained his order in #9.
#266 - do you think they would get offended if they went on /sp/? 07/13/2014 on We've Moved On From The Horse +1
#74 - however, I do believe that the actual character was supposed t… 07/12/2014 on Arya's got the moves +1
#176 - and you did say you liked classics 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#175 - funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#172 - yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#169 - I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#167 - You really underestimate Lil Wayne, I have a feeling you don't…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#168 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
that still dont mean i have to like him. i mean justin bieber is in but i will still stick with the ones that lifted me up when i felt down and thats the old school
User avatar #169 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the conformists are, there's a big lil wayne hate bandwaggon
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#164 - came out in 2002 I take it you don't know abou…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#165 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
well i listen to the ones with tupac and since that came out 6 years after he died i cant care to much. im just a little suprised with the style and the fact lil fuckin wayne is in a song
User avatar #167 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
You really underestimate Lil Wayne, I have a feeling you don't know what the carter 2 is, like he was literally getting praise left and right at his prime
He's been praised by and/or has worked with Outkast, snoop dogg, nas, etc.
#168 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
that still dont mean i have to like him. i mean justin bieber is in but i will still stick with the ones that lifted me up when i felt down and thats the old school
User avatar #169 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the conformists are, there's a big lil wayne hate bandwaggon
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#140 - nothing's for everyone  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#137 - it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #138 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#135 - you know it just seems like brainless conforming when you say …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #136 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ive listened to it since my friends used to constantly listen to it around me

it dont make sense

Shoot on Sight-Боль (Eng/Srb Lyrics)
User avatar #137 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased since his beginnings
User avatar #138 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#131 - cause really, it seems like you've been brainwashed by the &qu…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #133 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
No
no
no
no
Kolovrat (Коловрат) - Nazi Ska (People Haters) with lyrics
top lel
User avatar #135 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
you know it just seems like brainless conforming when you say stuff like that and obviously havent listened to a Lil Wayne song (except for maybe something on the radio)
that joke would be funny if it were true
User avatar #136 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ive listened to it since my friends used to constantly listen to it around me

it dont make sense

Shoot on Sight-Боль (Eng/Srb Lyrics)
User avatar #137 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased since his beginnings
User avatar #138 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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