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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/02/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#176 - I live in Hamilton 06/02/2014 on farewell canada 0
#30 - Conversational speaking, or are you that much of a grammar naz…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal +1
#31 - ubadubba (06/01/2014) [-]
I'd rather not talk about it...
#16 - Yeah back then, those mafias were prominent and had a great in… 06/01/2014 on I'm Gangster +1
#13 - No. Both would senselessly kill you with no remorse for some p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on I'm Gangster +4
User avatar #15 - getballar (06/01/2014) [-]
I'd say that Al Capone and similar persons did in an organized manner for the sake of money and political power where most urban thugs we see today do it either for for some abstract ranking purpose in the gang, or commit smaller crimes like theft, robberies and holdups just to survive.
Also in the thirties many people were successful in that role, gaining both fortune and fame unlike today where modern gangs are looked down upon.
But in the lowest ranks of their gangs, the simple thugs are of course pretty much the same of course.
User avatar #16 - onceman (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah back then, those mafias were prominent and had a great influence on politics and businesses. But my point was just that those thugs in urban gangs are still gangsters.
#10 - Not sure about the total, but I know it was roughly 300 million jews  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... +10
User avatar #59 - perform (06/01/2014) [-]
Which is equivalent to about 200 normal people. Not that bad, really.
#11 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
I think you're wrong here.. The real number is 20 gazillion..
#19 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
Wasn't it 30 gorrilions?
User avatar #55 - gaytard (06/01/2014) [-]
nah it was more like 600 million gorillions man. he had to kill al the jews on every other single planet to reach that number. have you even seen a jew on another planet? thats right, hitler killed them
#21 - you didn't see this on a urinal, somebody else did  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal +6
User avatar #29 - ubadubba (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't see a pronoun. Do you see a pronoun? Maybe I'm not looking close enough
#33 - weeez (06/01/2014) [-]
can you correct the sentence because I don't know what a pronoun is
User avatar #30 - onceman (06/01/2014) [-]
Conversational speaking, or are you that much of a grammar nazi?

#31 - ubadubba (06/01/2014) [-]
I'd rather not talk about it...
#55 - I don't get it, so what if they DID cause autism? Are parents … 06/01/2014 on Please apply it 0
#172 - I assume you go to the same place if it's such a constant thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on farewell canada 0
User avatar #174 - nativninja (06/02/2014) [-]
usually I go to Winnipeg, but i often go to Toronto and a place called moosomin in Saskatchewan.
User avatar #176 - onceman (06/02/2014) [-]
I live in Hamilton
#166 - I live in Canada, never seen air more polluted in my life, and…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on farewell canada 0
User avatar #167 - nativninja (05/31/2014) [-]
I visit canada monthly and I have no clue what youre talking about
User avatar #172 - onceman (05/31/2014) [-]
I assume you go to the same place if it's such a constant thing, unless you're travelling all of Canada and go to a different area once a month
User avatar #174 - nativninja (06/02/2014) [-]
usually I go to Winnipeg, but i often go to Toronto and a place called moosomin in Saskatchewan.
User avatar #176 - onceman (06/02/2014) [-]
I live in Hamilton
#146 - Canadians talk way more **** about America than t…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2014 on farewell canada +1
#154 - nativninja (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you think that means they want to be near one of the most polluting country's in the word?
User avatar #166 - onceman (05/31/2014) [-]
I live in Canada, never seen air more polluted in my life, and I lived in Florida for 7 years.
User avatar #167 - nativninja (05/31/2014) [-]
I visit canada monthly and I have no clue what youre talking about
User avatar #172 - onceman (05/31/2014) [-]
I assume you go to the same place if it's such a constant thing, unless you're travelling all of Canada and go to a different area once a month
User avatar #174 - nativninja (06/02/2014) [-]
usually I go to Winnipeg, but i often go to Toronto and a place called moosomin in Saskatchewan.
User avatar #176 - onceman (06/02/2014) [-]
I live in Hamilton
#15 - Not really, it's obviously advertised as a TV show with no sig… 05/30/2014 on Best ad ever 0
#166 - I excelled when I went to American school even in the early ye…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on This is an extreme rage +2
User avatar #278 - damping (05/29/2014) [-]
Without a doubt this person has the biggest ego the world has ever seen. She was probably an ass to the teachers, and actually did fail, but wouldn't believe it.
#30 - I don't think it mean UF, I think it mean that there are so ma… 05/29/2014 on I'm from florida 0
#124 - Go hard or go home ***** 05/29/2014 on fuck your dreams kid 0
#124 - Clear water like that is a bad thing unfortunately  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on clear water +1
User avatar #135 - PedosxScaryxUncle (05/27/2014) [-]
why?
#140 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Because you can tell when someone pees.
#143 - hitro (05/27/2014) [-]
Promote this man.
#28 - Hank was the best Breaking Bad character  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Browsing Newest Uploads +24
#119 - cannibalvegan (05/27/2014) [-]
Mike was IMO the best character.
User avatar #112 - gaytard (05/27/2014) [-]
he was just like jesus, he tried to help everyone but he dien for our sins
User avatar #113 - gaytard (05/27/2014) [-]
*died
#34 - sombermoon (05/26/2014) [-]
rip in peace hank
#29 - midothegreat (05/26/2014) [-]
Hank was good, but not as good as Gus motherfucking Fring
#38 - paranoidzoid (05/26/2014) [-]
that's how i feel when i walk through the street with cars going by and not giving a fuck
#41 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - fitemeirlbro (05/26/2014) [-]
his exit was explosive
User avatar #48 - cubanwhiteman (05/27/2014) [-]
Dude that was the bomb.
#17 - wow really? Damn baby you're hot lemme get ready 05/26/2014 on College Branding 0
#15 - I'm glad tbh, I don't have friends saying they wanna **… 05/25/2014 on Best kind of friend +6
#14 - Hanna should have died Dexter should have been caught …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2014 on b folder +2
#27 - hudis (05/25/2014) [-]
How it really should have ended
User avatar #21 - darkvenomx (05/25/2014) [-]
You're stupid. Doakes just hated Dexter for being a successful white man, that's why he was always being a bitch.
User avatar #22 - AlexPaincakes (05/25/2014) [-]
Did you even watch the show? It had NOTHING to do with him being white.

Doakes internal cop instinct told him there was something off about Dexter, and what do you know he was right.

I honestly thought the show was going to end exactly like onceman said it should have. I wouldn't say I was disappointed in the way the show ended, but I did want more.

Even though I know they wont I wish they would relaunch a second Dexter series about his new life.
#35 - Orc (05/25/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** People seem to disagree.
User avatar #63 - AlexPaincakes (05/25/2014) [-]
So?
#13 - could be shisha 05/25/2014 on Don't show PETA 0
#63 - No she/he said "let me correct this" meaning that it… 05/25/2014 on Classic Burns 0
#61 - That ******* last one man, how are you correcting…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Classic Burns +1
#62 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Nobody said it wasn't one of the possibilties, that's just you asserting so because you want to be mad about something.

They wanted to flip off the trailer trash who made it, so they did so by remarking on other possibilities that are the results the trailer trash's common ideals.

Really, it shouldn't be that hard to understand, it's just a comeback.
User avatar #63 - onceman (05/25/2014) [-]
No she/he said "let me correct this" meaning that it's wrong meaning that it's not one of the possiblities
#25 - Well I just heard it tbh 05/24/2014 on 10 Interesting Random Facts 0
#23 - Do you even St. Louis incident? Canada accepted 4,000…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on 10 Interesting Random Facts +1
User avatar #24 - seriuqs (05/24/2014) [-]
Holy balls-how have I never heard of that...

I guess my teacher left that part out.
User avatar #25 - onceman (05/24/2014) [-]
Well I just heard it tbh
#161 - Can't protest and every Canadian has an inferiority complex wi… 05/23/2014 on usa vs canada +5
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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