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onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on STOP RESISTING 0
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#19 - Fits a **** ton of people AND a **** … 10/18/2014 on All hail the king of... 0
#13 - Yeah living in the middlea east and living in America is one i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on 'murica +4
#21 - anonexplains (10/18/2014) [-]
Nope.

In the Middle East, the dictators are so proud of themselves they hate to lie about their actions because they believe it's justified. So they directly go to war with whoever opposes their dictated rule.

Unfortunately, Western politicians are such good actors, some are wolves in disguise.
User avatar #16 - Aro (10/18/2014) [-]
I don't think he explicitly said, "Just like the middle east."
#62 - Legalizing abortion and being an atheist aren't really pluses,… 10/18/2014 on based president 0
#14 - Usualy when I see this gif, it's shortened so it doesn't show … 10/12/2014 on STFU +5
#80 - Damn, listening to it now as I type this, ****** dope.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#77 - They sound like some real underground ****** , and…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#74 - Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#71 - Gimmicky as well, but I like them too, don't listen to them much tho.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #73 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I hate to sound like a flock, but I've been fuckin with OF since they were a blog. Gimmicks never bothered me much, except that recent phase Earl was going through, that shit got pretty old fast.
User avatar #74 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#69 - Big K.R.I.T ***** on all of them excpet Kendrick,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot +1
User avatar #82 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
It's that fucking heavy-as-shit southern accent, man.

I mean, I live in fucking New Orleans. I hear people speak like that every goddamn day, I can't even sit through a full KRIT song.
#67 - Bino is so similar to Lil Wayne, why is that so hard for peopl…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #70 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I never really thought of Flatbush as gimmicky, I can see with A$AP tho.

What you think of OF?
User avatar #71 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Gimmicky as well, but I like them too, don't listen to them much tho.
User avatar #73 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I hate to sound like a flock, but I've been fuckin with OF since they were a blog. Gimmicks never bothered me much, except that recent phase Earl was going through, that shit got pretty old fast.
User avatar #74 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
#60 - and I also have three Logic tapes 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot +1
#59 - Sorry I meants dedication 2, but the dedication is great as well 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
#58 - m8, I have all of Kendrick's, J Cole's, Chance the rapper's, a…  [+] (20 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #63 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
K.Dot?
Bronson?
Danny fucking Brown?
Bino?
FLATBUSH?
A$AP??
ISAIAH RASHAD?

MY
FUCKIN
NIGGA
User avatar #131 - metalgross (10/13/2014) [-]
FLATBUSH NIGGA WASSUP
User avatar #132 - hateandwhiskey (10/13/2014) [-]
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYE my nigga you late tho
User avatar #133 - metalgross (10/13/2014) [-]
I've been a fan of OF since 2010, been to a ton of shows, followed all of their members etc. But after Doris, it all got so old. I dont like what they are doing now. Maybe Earl's upcoming album will be good
User avatar #134 - hateandwhiskey (10/13/2014) [-]
I heard big lips is gonna start making trap music, so I'm optimistic for the future. And I know what you mean, Earl sounded pretty much the same throughout the whole album but I fw the features he had, like Mac and Casey Veggies. It was still a dope album, and I still listen to that bih
User avatar #67 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Bino is so similar to Lil Wayne, why is that so hard for people to see, flatbush and A$AP are very gimmicky, but I still like them, Bino is one of my favourites)

The rest I fucking love (except for Isaiah rashad, but it's too early in his career to judge what kind of rapper he is)

However, my favourites are Lil Wayne, J.Cole, Chance, and Kendrick
User avatar #70 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I never really thought of Flatbush as gimmicky, I can see with A$AP tho.

What you think of OF?
User avatar #71 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Gimmicky as well, but I like them too, don't listen to them much tho.
User avatar #73 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I hate to sound like a flock, but I've been fuckin with OF since they were a blog. Gimmicks never bothered me much, except that recent phase Earl was going through, that shit got pretty old fast.
User avatar #74 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
User avatar #65 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
you lost me at K.R.I.T tho, fuck that nigga
User avatar #69 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Big K.R.I.T shits on all of them excpet Kendrick, he's WAY too slept on
User avatar #82 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
It's that fucking heavy-as-shit southern accent, man.

I mean, I live in fucking New Orleans. I hear people speak like that every goddamn day, I can't even sit through a full KRIT song.
User avatar #60 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
and I also have three Logic tapes
User avatar #59 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Sorry I meants dedication 2, but the dedication is great as well
#47 - Who gives a **** you faggot, I'd still let her si… 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot +5
#45 - poke her face is dope and it's part one of the greatest mixtap…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/11/2014 on aside from her ass shes hot 0
User avatar #49 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You must not listen to a lot of hip-hop then. But I am on FJ, so there's that.

Either way, there are WAY better mixtapes out there. Trust.
User avatar #58 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
m8, I have all of Kendrick's, J Cole's, Chance the rapper's, and Action Bronson's mixtapes, apart from that, I have Danny Brown, Childish Gambino, A$AP Rocky, Wiz Khalifa Yelaworlf, Big K.R.I.T, Flatbush Zombies, Isaiah Rashad, Meek Mill, and Pusha T mixtapes
(and I've also listened to exmilitary by death grips)
No Cielings, Da Drought 3, and Dedication are considered some of the greatest mixtapes ever made, and I agree.
(Look at complex's l "The 50 best rapper mixtapes" in which Da Drought 3 finishes second best)
User avatar #63 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
K.Dot?
Bronson?
Danny fucking Brown?
Bino?
FLATBUSH?
A$AP??
ISAIAH RASHAD?

MY
FUCKIN
NIGGA
User avatar #131 - metalgross (10/13/2014) [-]
FLATBUSH NIGGA WASSUP
User avatar #132 - hateandwhiskey (10/13/2014) [-]
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYE my nigga you late tho
User avatar #133 - metalgross (10/13/2014) [-]
I've been a fan of OF since 2010, been to a ton of shows, followed all of their members etc. But after Doris, it all got so old. I dont like what they are doing now. Maybe Earl's upcoming album will be good
User avatar #134 - hateandwhiskey (10/13/2014) [-]
I heard big lips is gonna start making trap music, so I'm optimistic for the future. And I know what you mean, Earl sounded pretty much the same throughout the whole album but I fw the features he had, like Mac and Casey Veggies. It was still a dope album, and I still listen to that bih
User avatar #67 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Bino is so similar to Lil Wayne, why is that so hard for people to see, flatbush and A$AP are very gimmicky, but I still like them, Bino is one of my favourites)

The rest I fucking love (except for Isaiah rashad, but it's too early in his career to judge what kind of rapper he is)

However, my favourites are Lil Wayne, J.Cole, Chance, and Kendrick
User avatar #70 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I never really thought of Flatbush as gimmicky, I can see with A$AP tho.

What you think of OF?
User avatar #71 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Gimmicky as well, but I like them too, don't listen to them much tho.
User avatar #73 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
I hate to sound like a flock, but I've been fuckin with OF since they were a blog. Gimmicks never bothered me much, except that recent phase Earl was going through, that shit got pretty old fast.
User avatar #74 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, like I said, I like them, don't listen to them is all.
User avatar #76 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
You know about Raider Klan? Denzel Curry, Young Simmie and them. If you aren't already, familiarize yourself with some south Florida spitters, they all go hard.

Same for all those white boys from Michigan, like Bones and Spooky Black. Peep their shit.
User avatar #77 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
They sound like some real underground niggas, and I lived in South Florida for 7 years
User avatar #79 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius (Prod. Ronny J)

Yeah they're all unsigned so they're pretty underground I guess. Dope shit nonetheless.
User avatar #80 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Damn, listening to it now as I type this, shit's dope.
User avatar #81 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
Denzel Curry - Dark & Violent (Ft. JK The Rapper & Nell)

Peep Curry's album Nostalgic 64, lotta bangers on there.
User avatar #65 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
you lost me at K.R.I.T tho, fuck that nigga
User avatar #69 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Big K.R.I.T shits on all of them excpet Kendrick, he's WAY too slept on
User avatar #82 - hateandwhiskey (10/11/2014) [-]
It's that fucking heavy-as-shit southern accent, man.

I mean, I live in fucking New Orleans. I hear people speak like that every goddamn day, I can't even sit through a full KRIT song.
User avatar #60 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
and I also have three Logic tapes
User avatar #59 - onceman (10/11/2014) [-]
Sorry I meants dedication 2, but the dedication is great as well
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User avatar #1091 - fatalkill (09/29/2014) [-]
i got u mang
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User avatar #10 - thenez (09/28/2014) [-]
Interesting.

But my statement still stands, there WILL be more reports of bent phones. The phone is new, and people are stupid and don't know how to take care of their shit.
User avatar #17 - envinite (09/28/2014) [-]
"Something will happen if you give it some time!"

no shit sherlock
#11 - endospore (09/28/2014) [-]
GMOs are dangerous. What's that? There's no evidence of GMOs causing diseases? Give it time, there WILL be more. GMOs are still new.

See the problem here? People just like hating on Apple.
User avatar #13 - thenez (09/28/2014) [-]
When a manufacturer charges $1000+ for a damn phone, I expect it to be damn near indestructable.
User avatar #16 - envinite (09/28/2014) [-]
wow It's almost like Apple devices are targeted to upper class people who would throw some money just for a product they like
User avatar #15 - itsmewaffle (09/28/2014) [-]
>expecting an apple device to be indestructible

you have a lot to learn.
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#59 - popeflatus (09/26/2014) [-]
Admin.
User avatar #37 - darkjustifier (09/26/2014) [-]
gym owner

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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