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Soccer play named Sebastian.
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Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#38 - By what you've said I hope you recognize Lil Wayne's contribut… 04/18/2014 on How I See Rap Today... 0
#41 - I hate him, he's a scheeming caniving little **** tbh 04/18/2014 on one of my favorite american... +1
#628 - Necks are for those with no traps 04/17/2014 on Get FIT Fast! - a quick guide 0
#233 - I moved to Canada from Florida and wont nothing more than to m… 04/14/2014 on Land of freedom indeed 0
#119 - Yeah I agree, JB isn't a good example of canadians and Canada … 04/14/2014 on celcius master race 0
#7 - Hurr every wealthy professional is a corrupt scumbag  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on 8 out of 10 of dentist say... 0
#14 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you that not every doctor is a moneygrabbing faggot.
But believe me, the majority of them are.
I know some that don't do it for the money, but most of them do. Many work overtimes just because they get payed more for it then for regular hours.

Not to mention that ~90% have an ego that doesn't fit into a single room even if they are too stupid to insult.
#15 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
yeah, but medical school is HARD as fuck and requires ALOT of work no matter how you graduate. Trust me, they deserve it after the 8 years of useless bullshit they have to learn that they can subsequently just google
#18 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, the medical education takes different times in different countries. Where I live it's 6 years.

And just because they managed to finish their studies, doesn't mean they can/should be moneygrabbing faggots or that they are good at what they are doing,
just because they are good in memorising (or cheating in some rare cases).

A friend of mine recently got her medical licence as a dentist. She had one woman in some courses that snapped and was 1 year in a mental asylum reading the bible believing she is Jesus. Now she's finishing her study.
Or another that after an argument with her boyfriend drilled with so much pressure the tooth she was practicing on was burnt.

And for the moneygrabbing part: My father works in a hospital in the controlling for 22 years now and tells me about shit most doctor's (not all) do just because of money on a regular basis.
#23 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
+1
#38 - I play soccer and have taught myself how to kick pretty well w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Damn it lefty, get yo sh*t... 0
User avatar #53 - sketchE (04/13/2014) [-]
same here. that was the best part about being a righty but then pulling otu a lefty kick against my friends
#158 - You should have tried really hard in school and gone for valdi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Now that's a good father +1
User avatar #159 - huntergriff (04/11/2014) [-]
meh.
#216 - Really, that's just a really well edited and taken picture of … 04/10/2014 on Child Stars Then and Now... 0
#213 - Sofia Vergara is a lot more attractive than Emma Watson so I'm… 04/09/2014 on y'all thought +1
#71 - Well I have lived in the states and it was the same case there… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#70 - Yeah after his No Ceilings mixtape, everything he made was bad… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#35 - Obviously Eminem But with this job, I would imagine if som… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#31 - A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the … 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#30 - Basically, people don't look at his resume and give him the re…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
User avatar #34 - confusedjewishnazi (04/09/2014) [-]
Okay, we'll put it like this then.

I manage a food and beverage department in a Hilton Hotel.

I have two assistant managers working underneath me, and have to to trust them to take make sure that the supervisors are doing their work, and they in turn have to trust that the waiters and bartenders are doing their jobs correctly.

Now, we'll call one of my assistant managers Lil Wayne. He is constantly doing things, but they are constantly shit, at most mediocre, but are done quickly.

The other assistant manager is Eminem. He's deliberate in his work, but I rarely have complaints about his work, and when they're is something wrong, he fixes it.

When I get promoted, who am I going to recommend for the promotion?

I'll let you answer the question, but at the end of the day, Quality over Quantity.

I'd rather have a goose that lays a golden egg once a year than a goose that lays regular eggs continuously.
User avatar #35 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Obviously Eminem
But with this job, I would imagine if somebody is slacking, it's because they're being lazy and don't care. With people like rappers who take themselves seriously, they actually believe they're doing very well. Like when 2chainz said he's like 2pac without a nose ring, people like this and rick ross, meek mill, etc. So way back when Lil Wayne was making hip hop songs that were good to the public majority, he was doing it very consistently, plus being in countless features. Now I'm sure he recognizes he's not as good, but still thinks he's pretty good, which he's not. He's not putting time, and effort like Eminem does, but it's not deliberate.
#29 - I'm noit saying he's the best rapper, or better than Eminem, I… 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk 0
#22 - soul** 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
#21 - It's not about being sad, it's about being angry and resentful…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -3
User avatar #25 - confusedjewishnazi (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm assuming the song you were talking about with Nas and Damian Marley was "my generation", which is a decent song, but he completely ruined it in my opinion with his high pitched crooning.

Lil Wayne is the epitome of what is wrong with rap music. I love Eminem. Seen him live, and he doesn't disappoint. His lyrics mean something, he conveys what he means in emotions that pertain to what he's speaking to. He's smart, he knows how to twist words, he knows how to make his music flow. He's a fucking genius when it comes to dissing other rappers.

Lil Wayne on the other hand is a wannabe two bit gangster who can't make a good rhyme or do a decent hook to save his life. He's survived this long in the industry on the back of better people and a publicist who should be cited by all future publicists of a beacon of what it means to be one smart mother fucker.

Trust me, I'm unbiased in this. I used to think Lil Wayne might be good, but all he does is perpetuate the ideal of rap being all about cash, hoes, cars, and cribs. He's an absolute fucking wanker who wasted what talent he had, and has turned a lot of a generation into swag fags who think it's hilarious to listen to his stupid shit.

Source - My ears fucking work, when's the last time you got yours checked?
#37 - ihateemo (04/09/2014) [-]
"his lyrics mean something"

"shove a gerbil in my ass"

I am not hear to talk about shit other than musical talent
User avatar #30 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Basically, people don't look at his resume and give him the respect it deserves. When you look at somebody's individual career (not comparing) you will mostly focus on that person's prime when using examples and what not, and Wayne had a hell of a prime.
User avatar #34 - confusedjewishnazi (04/09/2014) [-]
Okay, we'll put it like this then.

I manage a food and beverage department in a Hilton Hotel.

I have two assistant managers working underneath me, and have to to trust them to take make sure that the supervisors are doing their work, and they in turn have to trust that the waiters and bartenders are doing their jobs correctly.

Now, we'll call one of my assistant managers Lil Wayne. He is constantly doing things, but they are constantly shit, at most mediocre, but are done quickly.

The other assistant manager is Eminem. He's deliberate in his work, but I rarely have complaints about his work, and when they're is something wrong, he fixes it.

When I get promoted, who am I going to recommend for the promotion?

I'll let you answer the question, but at the end of the day, Quality over Quantity.

I'd rather have a goose that lays a golden egg once a year than a goose that lays regular eggs continuously.
User avatar #35 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Obviously Eminem
But with this job, I would imagine if somebody is slacking, it's because they're being lazy and don't care. With people like rappers who take themselves seriously, they actually believe they're doing very well. Like when 2chainz said he's like 2pac without a nose ring, people like this and rick ross, meek mill, etc. So way back when Lil Wayne was making hip hop songs that were good to the public majority, he was doing it very consistently, plus being in countless features. Now I'm sure he recognizes he's not as good, but still thinks he's pretty good, which he's not. He's not putting time, and effort like Eminem does, but it's not deliberate.
User avatar #29 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm noit saying he's the best rapper, or better than Eminem, I think Eminem is miles ahead, but he gets way more hate than he deserves. He has shown some clever wordplay and metaphors, not nearly as prominent as a lot of other rappers, but it's there.
He's also one of the hardest working rappers, many would agree he works harder than Eminem. Man's always busy and there was a point where he would not stop putting out records.
Let's not forget he's got some amazing mixtapes, one of them being one of the greatest ever made.
User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (04/09/2014) [-]
I know, and it didn't even provide a hint of that kind of emotion. When I say emotional, and this applies to the video you just linked, he literally sounds so flat and bland I can't get myself into the lyrics and the subject material. The lyrics in the one you linked are better than the last, but it doesn't change the fact he didn't do justice to them.
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the black ones tbh.
I'm not saying he's the best, or he's amazing, I'm saying he's way more hated than he should be.
User avatar #22 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
soul**
#13 - Your hate for him is blinding you, Kim Kardashian is beautiful… 04/09/2014 on The West 0
#19 - If you really think that then you do not have enough knowledge…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
User avatar #69 - jordoguy (04/09/2014) [-]
I can play guitar, keyboards and sing, just because I'm not famous doesn't mean I can't judge him. And if he's done so many good songs why is it all the one's people know are absolute bollocks? And don't even get me started on his so called 'rock' album all of which was basically rip offs of Blink 182 not to mention he pretends to play guitar when on stage. Don't assume because I don't like something you do means I don't know anything about it because I do, and what I say still stands, he's a mediocre AT BEST rapper who for some reason has made millions from barely doing anything and then says he wants 25 million dollars as an offer to make his next album, it takes a special kind of dick head to have an ego like that.
User avatar #70 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah after his No Ceilings mixtape, everything he made was bad, including rebirth, his "rock" album, I did say his earlier work. He started out as a rapper with good flow and bars, the type of hip hop he did was not the type that had deep emotional lyrics, it was the type that personified the dirty south gangster scene.
As for people not only knowing about the bad music he's produced, it's mostly who you associate yourself with, all my friends hate lil wayne and think he's shit, do they know anything he has produced before 2008? Nope, I doubt some of them even know he started in the 90s, and that's why they repeat what everyone on the bandwaggon repeats "all he does i rhyme nigga with nigga" and what not.
User avatar #20 - noblexfenrir (04/09/2014) [-]
Don't really have an opinion on Lil' Wayne, however the song you linked is absolutely horrible. The lyrics are nothing more than bland lines from an unemotional perspective with crap bias thrown in, the flow lends no credibility to the seriousness involved in what was being discussed, I should be able to feel some emotion when discussing Katrina and people dying, instead it passes by with me barely even noticing he talked about it.

While I don't agree with the subject, a much better example of what this could have been with better lyrics and better emphasis would be Mosh by Eminem.
User avatar #21 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
It's not about being sad, it's about being angry and resentful, coming from how most people from the area would have projected it.
If you want emotion and sould, here you go.

Tie My Hands - Lil Wayne ft. Robin Thicke
User avatar #25 - confusedjewishnazi (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm assuming the song you were talking about with Nas and Damian Marley was "my generation", which is a decent song, but he completely ruined it in my opinion with his high pitched crooning.

Lil Wayne is the epitome of what is wrong with rap music. I love Eminem. Seen him live, and he doesn't disappoint. His lyrics mean something, he conveys what he means in emotions that pertain to what he's speaking to. He's smart, he knows how to twist words, he knows how to make his music flow. He's a fucking genius when it comes to dissing other rappers.

Lil Wayne on the other hand is a wannabe two bit gangster who can't make a good rhyme or do a decent hook to save his life. He's survived this long in the industry on the back of better people and a publicist who should be cited by all future publicists of a beacon of what it means to be one smart mother fucker.

Trust me, I'm unbiased in this. I used to think Lil Wayne might be good, but all he does is perpetuate the ideal of rap being all about cash, hoes, cars, and cribs. He's an absolute fucking wanker who wasted what talent he had, and has turned a lot of a generation into swag fags who think it's hilarious to listen to his stupid shit.

Source - My ears fucking work, when's the last time you got yours checked?
#37 - ihateemo (04/09/2014) [-]
"his lyrics mean something"

"shove a gerbil in my ass"

I am not hear to talk about shit other than musical talent
User avatar #30 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Basically, people don't look at his resume and give him the respect it deserves. When you look at somebody's individual career (not comparing) you will mostly focus on that person's prime when using examples and what not, and Wayne had a hell of a prime.
User avatar #34 - confusedjewishnazi (04/09/2014) [-]
Okay, we'll put it like this then.

I manage a food and beverage department in a Hilton Hotel.

I have two assistant managers working underneath me, and have to to trust them to take make sure that the supervisors are doing their work, and they in turn have to trust that the waiters and bartenders are doing their jobs correctly.

Now, we'll call one of my assistant managers Lil Wayne. He is constantly doing things, but they are constantly shit, at most mediocre, but are done quickly.

The other assistant manager is Eminem. He's deliberate in his work, but I rarely have complaints about his work, and when they're is something wrong, he fixes it.

When I get promoted, who am I going to recommend for the promotion?

I'll let you answer the question, but at the end of the day, Quality over Quantity.

I'd rather have a goose that lays a golden egg once a year than a goose that lays regular eggs continuously.
User avatar #35 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Obviously Eminem
But with this job, I would imagine if somebody is slacking, it's because they're being lazy and don't care. With people like rappers who take themselves seriously, they actually believe they're doing very well. Like when 2chainz said he's like 2pac without a nose ring, people like this and rick ross, meek mill, etc. So way back when Lil Wayne was making hip hop songs that were good to the public majority, he was doing it very consistently, plus being in countless features. Now I'm sure he recognizes he's not as good, but still thinks he's pretty good, which he's not. He's not putting time, and effort like Eminem does, but it's not deliberate.
User avatar #29 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm noit saying he's the best rapper, or better than Eminem, I think Eminem is miles ahead, but he gets way more hate than he deserves. He has shown some clever wordplay and metaphors, not nearly as prominent as a lot of other rappers, but it's there.
He's also one of the hardest working rappers, many would agree he works harder than Eminem. Man's always busy and there was a point where he would not stop putting out records.
Let's not forget he's got some amazing mixtapes, one of them being one of the greatest ever made.
User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (04/09/2014) [-]
I know, and it didn't even provide a hint of that kind of emotion. When I say emotional, and this applies to the video you just linked, he literally sounds so flat and bland I can't get myself into the lyrics and the subject material. The lyrics in the one you linked are better than the last, but it doesn't change the fact he didn't do justice to them.
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
A lot of rappers use one voice for every song, especially the black ones tbh.
I'm not saying he's the best, or he's amazing, I'm saying he's way more hated than he should be.
User avatar #22 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
soul**
#18 - Lil Wayne is my favourite rapper, he's a very smart businessma…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Smooth as silk -2
User avatar #56 - rainbowrush (04/09/2014) [-]
Says a lot about the majority in your grade.
User avatar #71 - onceman (04/09/2014) [-]
Well I have lived in the states and it was the same case there with my literacy, I'm very literate. I had all honours and one AP class (this was 9th grade) there are no honours or AP here in Canada. If you're trying to insinuate that I lack intelligence then I really cannot stop you, but I know how intelligent I am.
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The best thing about it was Velma.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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