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- 2deep4u it's not just a piece of ******* paper
Conclusion to all of...
- Black parents discourage their own kids in many occasions
You should see my parents. If I ever came home with anything less than A's i'd be getting my ass deported back to somalia.
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Only the ignorant ones. If my parents ever caught me saying I wasn't the smartest in the class, they'd sell all my electronics.
It's very unfortunate, the gap I've seen in school. When I was in elementary and middle school, as in when I was mixed in with people of all intelligence and background, all my black friends said that being smart was for asians and white people, so they didn't want to show off too much whenever they knew something. My friend Isiah actually failed a test because he was doing too well and all the other black kids were mad at him.
Then in High School when I got put into all honors and AP courses, I'd meet a lot of the same black kids, except they weren't hindering themselves. People need to break the stereotype. It's sick, to think that they were pressured into under-performing to keep their friends.
- >mfw people actually use this as an excuse to live life as …
- the real assholes are the ones who criticize the people on top…
There are two kinds of people
There's not the same amount of sauce on each chip.
Seriously what the fuck. I don't care what you have it with as long as it's evenly spread.
- >not knowing what traps are
- wait you guy actually have smartphones unironically? …
Live feed from the Apple store
- "I have a smartphone unironically"
apple is so cool
- I hope you know that's tinder, not imessage, not fake
That's a lotta fish
- This quote is redundant and antagonizes anyone who's ever been…
- here you go
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