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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21092
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1935 total,  2206 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 7738 total,  12275 ,  4537
Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:78792
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4735
FJ Points:6079
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#281 - Good idea, but not all tress planted survive, especially after… 11/28/2014 on Plants vs. Zombies -1
#29 - When the ninja turtles bumping migos 11/24/2014 on Ninja Turtles 0
#57 - This is why Planet Fitness is cancer 11/23/2014 on LARRY GOOSEMAN 0
#10 - An attempt wasn't even made, literally the whole outfit on the… 11/22/2014 on tumblr comp 0
#56 - I love how when there are things like this, there are similar … 11/20/2014 on Google 0
#3644 - first of all I'm 2deep4u I'm 16, play soccer and rugb… 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#27 - Damn I wish I had one!! Oh btw I always take slo mo vids o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on testing iPhone's slo mo mode +1
User avatar #45 - psyachu (11/20/2014) [-]
I wish I had a girlfriend too, man.
#9 - I know a lot more girls that get squamish when they see blood …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Women's Monthly Ritual +1
#20 - fefe (11/18/2014) [-]
I know a lot more guys that are afraid of blood than girls. Most girls I know are going into Nursing and are completely fine with the sight of blood. The others still don't seem squeamish about blood.
User avatar #15 - goddamnfudgesicles (11/18/2014) [-]
Probably just pretending, or freaked out by the injury instead of the blood.

Source: I am of the female type.
#7 - That feel /sp/ is the only beard I go on and it's wei…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on /a/ +5
User avatar #22 - ninegagleader (11/17/2014) [-]
>beard
#241 - Comment deleted 11/16/2014 on I Want To Play a Game 0
#384 - **onceman rolls 372,255** 11/16/2014 on Give it a roll -1
#16 - EVERYONE WITH PWER IS HEARTLESS AND EVIL AND I KNOW NOTHING AB… 11/16/2014 on SNAP +11
#33 - Real men don't shave!!!!!!!!! Beards are the ultimate determi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Found on Facebook +15
User avatar #39 - ideasplease (11/16/2014) [-]
>pic unrelated
#24 - Whopper> Big Mac This is objective  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on shots +2
User avatar #25 - fargfive (11/15/2014) [-]
Neither of them are exactly the highest standard of burger, but I simply don't understand how people can prefer Big Macs over Whoppers.
#16 - I am prepared for the backlash 11/15/2014 on Parenting at its best 0
#14 - That's actually very bad and immature parenting, let your daug…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Parenting at its best +4
User avatar #15 - notthedoctor (11/15/2014) [-]
my god man you cant just come on the internet and have an opinion
User avatar #16 - onceman (11/15/2014) [-]
I am prepared for the backlash
#47 - A lot of tese are true and good points, but some of them seem … 11/14/2014 on Equality... right +2
#3400 - **onceman rolls 073,829,991** oh god that's pretty high 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#3393 - **onceman rolls 977,285,754** so I'm not plrivilaged  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #3400 - onceman (11/14/2014) [-]
**onceman rolls 073,829,991** oh god that's pretty high
#3388 - **onceman rolls 051,308,431** and I'm a minority ;_; 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#3385 - **onceman rolls 779,062,238** like really poor 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#3384 - **onceman rolls 137,651,109** Addy pls I'm poor 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#68 - I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine … 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
#66 - So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are l…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.
#64 - He's generally regarded as a good singer, if he weren't famous…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #65 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Katy Perry would also get through that competition and have you heard her live?
User avatar #66 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are live performances, so would she really get through?
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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