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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:11/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8066
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4576
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#32 - swell with colombian pride 07/31/2014 on Neymar's Spine Fracture +1
#16 - she's blond and thin, doesn't mean she's attractive. She has n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Or he's really talented 0
User avatar #20 - Sethorein (07/31/2014) [-]
He's a whale.
#11 - I honestly thought that the rules of chess were common knowled… 07/31/2014 on Movies and stuff... 0
#75 - Top three artists Lil Wayne J Cole Chance the rapp… 07/31/2014 on Then and now 0
#111 - I agree, but I mostly meant the gothic look and the uncomforta… 07/29/2014 on How bitches are 0
#16 - That guy is dating a ******* vampire  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2014 on How bitches are +40
User avatar #49 - playfaire (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if anyone has pointed it out, but it's from a Norwegian comic-strip, she's called Nemi. It's really good!
User avatar #34 - gamagoriira (07/28/2014) [-]
I see a deep sea Angler fish.
User avatar #111 - onceman (07/29/2014) [-]
I agree, but I mostly meant the gothic look and the uncomfortable paleness.
I'm well tanned and hate paleness
#33 - vorarephilia (07/28/2014) [-]
Vampire chicks would be good at sucking.
User avatar #44 - hierophant (07/28/2014) [-]
Dude, vampires don't suck. It's scrape and lick.
User avatar #50 - zzjames (07/28/2014) [-]
WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE YO BABIES SO DELICIOUS, DRACULA WOULDN'T HAFTA EAT 'EM
User avatar #54 - hierophant (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm so glad people got the reference!
#23 - Not a HUGE loss, I mean she's cute but her face seems like rea… 07/27/2014 on Good work boys.... 0
#16 - Hamilton, Ontario. 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
#29 - JESUS ******* CHRIST OP I WAS ******* … 07/26/2014 on Eye swap 0
#14 - Hate this glorification of Canadian politeness The people …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
User avatar #15 - klaes (07/26/2014) [-]
You probably live in French Canada, then
User avatar #16 - onceman (07/26/2014) [-]
Hamilton, Ontario.
#13 - Comment deleted 07/26/2014 on Canada during The Purge. 0
#65 - >no WAW  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Battlefield master race 0
User avatar #66 - ninjabunnygo (07/25/2014) [-]
i disliked that they messed up the multiplayer system on the pc after 4. I liked the fact that people could own there own server
#64 - Comment deleted 07/25/2014 on Battlefield master race 0
#21 - she's ******* gross and ugly with that spray tan 07/25/2014 on fake tan? -4
#15 - mom: "ARE YOU ******* SORRY?!" 07/25/2014 on Wiping away the tears +156
#26 - Why do cats like running into tires like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on *BOOP* 0
User avatar #60 - ubisoft (07/25/2014) [-]
-insert joke pun here-

#7 - instagram doesn't show notifications like that  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on GFs phone. 0
#9 - CyrilKeir (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh- pic related
#99 - they were trying to be 2deep4u, that's all because if you … 07/22/2014 on deep 0
#14 - I'm surprised a 51 year old man would make that joke 07/21/2014 on The Simple thought of it 0
#26 - that description those tags haven't seen them used pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hop Skip Jump 0
#28 - motherfoxckerr (07/20/2014) [-]
**motherfoxckerr rolled image** thanks, sir!
#27 - motherfoxckerr Comment deleted by onceman
#724 - Cause I don't feel the need to, cause I'm grateful and I'm happy. 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 +2
#59 - "Gift" means poison in German  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... +1
#72 - zerith (07/19/2014) [-]
MFW I know that because of Rammstein.
#37 - Bae: Come over Me: I can't I'm being attacked by lions …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... +46
#57 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2014) [-]
bae means poo in Danish
#63 - kaycie (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - onceman (07/19/2014) [-]
"Gift" means poison in German
#72 - zerith (07/19/2014) [-]
MFW I know that because of Rammstein.
#14 - tonedeff is dope ass ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on My First Time... +1
User avatar #16 - poutinesalad (07/18/2014) [-]
hear his new album?

Demon and chrispy are nuts
#36 - trypophobia isn't recognized as a real phobia 07/17/2014 on The Fukang Meteorite +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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