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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#12 - "and while they try figure out how the hell they work&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #25 - rumpelstilzchen (08/19/2014) [-]
I think you're going up much faster when you're used to it, plust nobody expects this kind of stairs.
#69 - Gift means poison in German We're not speaking Danish… 08/18/2014 on made me laugh -1
#230 - Please Addy, my account is almost 3 years old and I'm level 269 08/16/2014 on Need mods for my imageboard +1
#24 - This is why we should not judge people by what they wear. 08/15/2014 on Scary elevator prank +30
#35 - my middle school had a festival every year and they made walki… 08/15/2014 on Target 0
#38 - Lil Wayne doesn't write at all, he rapped everything he wrote …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hey, Well Its Catchy. But... -3
User avatar #57 - sagedivinity (08/15/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean everything he did since was off the top of his head. He could record into a tape recorder, record it in a studio and edit as he plays it back, he could get people to right for him as a lot of artists do.
#101 - He was worried about the cows' safety actually  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow -1
#108 - zschalberg (08/14/2014) [-]
Cows are life, cows are love
#78 - Ever heard of cattle dogs? Dogs have been doing this …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow -2
#99 - zschalberg (08/14/2014) [-]
True, but not that dog and not those cows. These cows were clearly not acclimated to dogs being around them and the dog was not used to being around cows. One bad move and the dog gets thrown or trampled all for their laughs.

I'm not mad they had the dog in there, no one got hurt. But he's not an uncultured swine for thinking of the dog's safety.
#162 - auswooky (08/14/2014) [-]
zschalberg has it right. cattle dogs are trained and keep their distance and the cows know what they are and what to do around them. This ones not safe for dog or any thing else.
User avatar #101 - onceman (08/14/2014) [-]
He was worried about the cows' safety actually
#108 - zschalberg (08/14/2014) [-]
Cows are life, cows are love
#41 - I would never talk about sports to somebody that wasn't giving…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2014 on WoW +1
User avatar #46 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
I would never talk about anything trivial to someone who didn't give a fuck
User avatar #48 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
I would never talk
User avatar #50 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
I would never
User avatar #83 - thebaseballexpert (08/14/2014) [-]
never
User avatar #86 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
ever
User avatar #87 - thebaseballexpert (08/14/2014) [-]
ever
User avatar #88 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
ever ever
User avatar #89 - thebaseballexpert (08/14/2014) [-]
getting back together
User avatar #90 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
like, ever.
#8 - Ironman-RDJ dick riders probably don't even know about these y… 08/13/2014 on RDJ back in the days +10
#42 - *tips fedora* 08/13/2014 on Dat ass +1
#7 - I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Fox +1
#11 - soar (08/18/2014) [-]
I always get notifications for my name, and it's always gay shit like this.
#14 - seeing this content, it's a given that hite knight fedore wiel… 08/09/2014 on fun with math 0
#1 - Well, he didn't have a choice to stay in prison or not.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2014 on marriage man... +187
#24 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
Actually he DID have a choice.

"in February 1985 Botha offered him a release from prison on condition that he ''unconditionally rejected violence as a political weapon'. Mandela spurned the offer..."
#14 - uzzwick (08/09/2014) [-]
I think the point is that it's supposed to be funny
You know, like a joke
#12 - shitforluck (08/09/2014) [-]
Actually he did, he was offered freedom on condition that he 'unconditionally rejected violence as a political weapon', but he chose to stay in jail anyways
#2 - ihaveabigpenis (08/09/2014) [-]
not the point, the point was that he went through all that shit, meaning his tolerance level should be well above average but he couldnt be married for more than 6 months, its like when you taste something god awful for the first time and you suddenly realize, hey that shit I dont like, its pretty good compared to this
User avatar #30 - psykobear (08/10/2014) [-]
It really is the point. They are saying marriage is worse that the prison experience because he had more tolerance for prison than for her. There is no way to know how much tolerance he had for prison, because it's not like he could walk out of there. I'm sure if he could have divorced the prison in 6 months, he would have.
#10 - internetnick (08/09/2014) [-]
High tolerance levels don't mean he'd willingly put himself through anything even remotely bad.

Although that's the point of the content so it's not like you disagree.

That's the point.

I'm done.
#3 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
It is the point, he didn't have a CHOICE to be tortured and beaten. I sure if he had had the choice to not be beaten, he would have chosen that route
#11 - Cause people can only have one skillset right? 08/09/2014 on exhaling with style +4
#78 - or** 08/09/2014 on marilyn +1
#77 - Not at all in any way that's one of the most misinformed c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on marilyn +2
User avatar #78 - onceman (08/09/2014) [-]
or**
#5 - Can I live a normal life without a credit card? (I'm 16 wi…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Truth about net worth +1
#35 - bazda (08/10/2014) [-]
The other posts are accurate, but if you need credit to buy something, like a car, you can have you parents co-sign with you, and it will help build your credit as long as you make the payments, and you make them on time. A much easier and cheaper way to build credit is just to go to your bank and ask them how to build your credit.
They should have a program where they like, "loan" you your own money, and you make monthly payments on it, and this establishes credit.

I'm 26 and I have no credit cards.
User avatar #31 - citruslord (08/10/2014) [-]
#6 is right, along the lines of ever needing a loan. There are alot of people that preach against the taking of any sort of loans, as they only ever benefit banks. So if you live smart, and save for things like car/home it's possible to never need the loan, and therefore never need the credit rating. It really is quite a shitty system, and an entirely unnecessary one.
#16 - alexanderh (08/10/2014) [-]
Where do you live? If in the US, #6 is probably absolutely correct. I wouldn't know, because I don't live there.
But if you live in Europe, credit ratings don't really exist, so there's no real reason to have a credit card, except for when you need a little extra money at the end of the month. There are a few places that don't accept debit, like restaurants, but it's getting less and less common.
So, if you live in Europe, sure. You can live a completely normal life without a credit card. You don't need a credit rating to apply for a loan, you just need to make sure you pay your loans back on time so you don't get blacklisted.
User avatar #6 - thingexplain (08/09/2014) [-]
Yes and no. It makes it harder. For almost every type of purchase, a debit card is sufficient. But later on, when you want to buy a car or a house, you have to either save up the whole amount for the purchase, or apply for a loan. And if you've never had any sort of credit, you will be denied for house and car loans or given such exorbitant rates that you're bound to default on the loan. Credit cards are dangerous, but also the best way to build up a good credit report. I have three, and what I do with them is pay my bills with them, then on each one pay off all but 5 dollars of what I just charged. (Credit card companies like it when you let them earn a little interest off of you.) Then every year I pay off the remainder. I never use them for anything else, even in "emergencies." My credit score is 790, which is pretty good.

Anyway, as a 16 year old you have no need for a credit card. You could get one to start building credit now, but there's really no point yet.
User avatar #37 - paraplegicdinosaur (08/10/2014) [-]
You don't even get a "credit score" until you turn 18, anyway. I don't think a 16 year old can even get one under their name without their parents also putting their name on it.

Not sure if I'm 100% right, but when I signed up for my credit card, one of the questions was asking if I was at least 18.
User avatar #38 - thingexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
You have a credit score from the moment you have a bank account or other financial document that has your name on it. Yeah, before 18 you need a cosigner. But they start credit documentation as soon as you do something worthy of documenting.
User avatar #39 - paraplegicdinosaur (08/10/2014) [-]
I questioned this prior to me turning 18, and I was told by the bank that the score was effectively 0 until I turned 18. Thats what I remember at least.
User avatar #40 - thingexplain (08/10/2014) [-]
If you're in the USA, they lied to you. I worked for Capital One, the champion of lying to customers.
User avatar #30 - sepheroth (08/10/2014) [-]
Credit cards are only dangerous if you're irresponsible enough to buy things you can't actually pay for
#9 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
Woah it seems like its hard to live in the 'muricas even the easy stuff is hard
#11 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
makes you wonder how terrible it is in the places where people risk their lives trying to get to the US
#10 - she planned to do that, it's like when a girl (12-14) is with …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2014 on me with girls +149
User avatar #167 - spoopyskeleton (08/10/2014) [-]
Well, you're wrong. It's the dance. She has to kiss him for the tv show.
#155 - dawggz (08/10/2014) [-]
Well look who has experience in little girls.
#21 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
Actually, the kiss was part of the dance
User avatar #19 - crutos (08/09/2014) [-]
She probably ruined that guy's confidence the next couple of years.
User avatar #129 - theflamingfire (08/10/2014) [-]
Thanks wizard
#98 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
More like the rest of his life.
User avatar #20 - crutos (08/09/2014) [-]
*for the
#8 - When you out with yo friends and realize you don't have your l… 08/09/2014 on When It Hits You 0
#13 - His/her science teacher is a ******* idiot ac… 08/09/2014 on Oxygen 0
#16 - I looked it up thinking it was gonna be god-awful, it actually…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Old Rivalries Die Hard +8
User avatar #54 - vexaton (08/08/2014) [-]
Probably because it's an independent film, and only got reviewed by fans.
#32 - larsemann (08/08/2014) [-]
Well, only 229 people have rated it so far, so it might drop.
#31 - karnovski (08/08/2014) [-]
fans
#21 - jeitron (08/08/2014) [-]
Imdb can be very generous with ratings at times especially since it's just a wikipedia for movies. Rotten tomatoes will probably give it a real rating..
#30 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
god, one more done the hole....
#20 - Friendly reminder that this was after he was found guilty, jus… 08/07/2014 on Tupac 0
#13 - But doesn't everyone have Justin Bieber as their ringtone tho? 08/06/2014 on Bearby Bearby BearbY 0
#112 - I don't know what it is about her she's pretty, but not re…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Are you a masturbation addict? 0
User avatar #143 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
ok
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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