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onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#20 - I live in Canada and the teachers here get paid very well, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Breaking Bad +6
User avatar #44 - kinginyellow (10/30/2014) [-]
I live in Canada too, but my old teachers are getting fucked over. There was a big issue over pay and the teachers were ready to strike, and it's pretty stupid what their superiors are trying to pull. I guess it varies from States/Provinces.
#2 - This dress was made by Sean Kelly, a designer in Heidi Klum's …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Fashion +14
User avatar #6 - sugoi (10/30/2014) [-]
So they wanted a dress that would also clean the red carpet or what?
#12 - The white walkers are labaeled walkers because the whites can't run 10/29/2014 on The White Walkers Have Arrived 0
#111 - Valid point my friend 10/29/2014 on si +4
#107 - Or you could not judge people based on what they wear  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on si +3
#120 - ivviism has deleted their comment.
#110 - hypex (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah but wheres the fun in that?
User avatar #111 - onceman (10/29/2014) [-]
Valid point my friend
#273 - Does SonicTeam count?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Results 0
User avatar #493 - SonicTeam (10/30/2014) [-]
Nah. I slipped through the cracks. Ah The System Fails Again.
#28 - Why exactly is she a whore? 10/25/2014 on Burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
#184 - I take it we're on the same page then  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#180 - You said rugby.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#176 - wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#173 - Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in f…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#165 - Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a lo…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#162 - i.e. poor people can play american football too 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
#161 - I've played, basketball, baseball, and football without any th… 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
#155 - I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt …  [+] (11 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#150 - How come rugby isn't more popular then?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#141 - thisisbait.jpg  [+] (15 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #144 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
thisistruth.jpg

It's easy to play, and requires no equipment except a ball.
User avatar #150 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
How come rugby isn't more popular then?
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#137 - >soccer would be a lot more popular > most popular s…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... +8
User avatar #140 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
Most popular because poor people can play.
User avatar #152 - itrooztrooperdown (10/25/2014) [-]
Is that some sort of comeback or are you just recognizing the genius behind one of the best examples of "easy to learn hard to master" games in the world?
#146 - rapeyrapey (10/25/2014) [-]
Same thing with american blackball, basketblack and baseblack.
User avatar #232 - darthblam (10/25/2014) [-]
Now the first two aren't far off name-wise.
But baseball is definitely more white and Japanese.
User avatar #147 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
American football requires tons of pads. Basketball requires an entire building for a court. baseball, bases, bat, and ball, plus mitts.
#167 - jujuface (10/25/2014) [-]
If I'm going by your logic then soccer requires shin pads ($20), cleats ($50-500), ball ($12-60), two nets ($200-2500), and an a field that's been freshly cut with lines painted ($$$).
User avatar #162 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
i.e. poor people can play american football too
User avatar #161 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I've played, basketball, baseball, and football without any the things you mentioned. It takes money to play any sport professionally.
#148 - rapeyrapey (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry I don't even care pls leaf me alone pls
User avatar #141 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
thisisbait.jpg
User avatar #144 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
thisistruth.jpg

It's easy to play, and requires no equipment except a ball.
User avatar #150 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
How come rugby isn't more popular then?
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#51 - The hits are way different, in Rugby there's more grabbing and… 10/23/2014 on 'cos pads are for kids 0
#49 - How old are the creators of the show?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Douche 0
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#28 - Thing about the toilet paper is that the used ones are a lot c… 10/22/2014 on No SH*T Comp +1
#94 - Somebody' jealous he can't put dope mods on his car 10/19/2014 on Shitty Car Mods Part 3 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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