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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4707
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Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#155 - I'm 15 too Anyway, you probably just matured faster, …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2013 on everyday issues of being 6'10" 0
User avatar #158 - thetrobadour (04/20/2013) [-]
yeah, I realised I did not grow a lot since last year, my doctor told me I was not finish yet tought but for real I think that 6'2 is enought, I dont want to be taller, probably because I am a tru ectomorph ( skinny as fuck) it looks kinda weird
#157 - kodyktk (04/20/2013) [-]
16 y.o here, only 5'7... a nigga better bloom soon
User avatar #160 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
Fuck you, I'm a 5'5'' manlet.
#161 - kodyktk (04/20/2013) [-]
fuck us both, im a 5'7 manlo
#27 - thin or fit 04/20/2013 on It Happens 0
#26 - Every thin black dude is cut, they have to put no effort whatsoever.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on It Happens 0
User avatar #27 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
thin or fit
#92 - Every time I hear something like this I find it strange to thi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Stop Reblogging This! +7
#164 - anonexplains (04/21/2013) [-]
As a female who suffers from hypersexuality disorder, I probably think about sex far more than guys do.
When I was in school, if I got bored of the lesson, my thoughts would immediately go to sex.
#136 - elizabethsiber (04/21/2013) [-]
Women get just as horny as men. We can just hide our boners easier.
User avatar #133 - gemmerpants (04/21/2013) [-]
Yep. We really do lol
User avatar #132 - ooscarymvsboo (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes all the time..You just can't tell when we are.
User avatar #121 - fuzzyballs (04/20/2013) [-]
I've met a few
of course, I only seem to attract the emotionally damaged/desperate (realy ugly and fat) kind
#149 - hardongo (04/21/2013) [-]
some times i think gays have it easy
User avatar #178 - fuzzyballs (04/21/2013) [-]
the best one so far is a 16 year old
me, being 22? not going to date that either
second best was someone half a world away, got plenty of nude pics, and she wasn't actually ugly
anything besides those two were fat and/or agressive and/or needy as ffffuuuuuu
User avatar #110 - youarenotspecial (04/20/2013) [-]
No. All woman are delicate flowers who have no inherit sexual desires whatsoever. Woman wouldn't even have sex if they didn't want babies or please their men.

Actually woman don't talk about it because they don't want to be labeled "whores." Fuck yes we do.
#121 - You really wanted to use that picture didn't you?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on Peeking through blinds... +6
#122 - sidathon (04/20/2013) [-]
#26 - Well America isn't in a Civil War, and it's highly likely that… 04/20/2013 on Boston all the time -5
#57 - No worries, you too. 04/20/2013 on CHOO CHOO! +1
#54 - Nah it's fine, I understand how that could have been misconstrued.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on CHOO CHOO! +2
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User avatar #57 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
No worries, you too.
#52 - "The history is actually really interesting" As …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2013 on CHOO CHOO! +1
#53 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
Nah it's fine, I understand how that could have been misconstrued.
#55 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
No worries, you too.
#49 - It started out with graffiti against propaganda, I'm not too w…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2013 on CHOO CHOO! +1
#51 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
"The history is actually really interesting"
As in, I read a little about it, and was really interested.
#53 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
Nah it's fine, I understand how that could have been misconstrued.
#55 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
No worries, you too.
#41 - The first time I ever saw Obey was in Toney Hawk's American Wa…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2013 on CHOO CHOO! +5
#70 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh my dear christ. Tony hawks american wastleland was the one of the best games of my childhood, if not the best.
#46 - filipnocd (04/20/2013) [-]
So whats the history?
User avatar #49 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
It started out with graffiti against propaganda, I'm not too well oriented with it.
#51 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
"The history is actually really interesting"
As in, I read a little about it, and was really interested.
#53 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
Nah it's fine, I understand how that could have been misconstrued.
#55 - berrypie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - onceman (04/20/2013) [-]
No worries, you too.
User avatar #44 - bobthedilder (04/20/2013) [-]
Story time
#53 - You're throwing them in for a loop, they expecting you to say …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Double Standards 0
User avatar #54 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
The twist comes earlier on. You're already expecting how the sentence will end from the beginning, virtually, and there's no need to wait for the punch.

Listen, whoever made this clearly did something right. Plenty of people found this enjoyable, anyway.
#46 - I know, but saying "..., but when a woman sleeps with a t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Double Standards 0
User avatar #48 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't think it really ruins the joke so much as it ironically reintroduces the action of sleeping with women, in place of what would be "sleeps with a ton of men." It's necessary reinforcement, and is certainly fine stylistically. I really don't see the issue here.
User avatar #53 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
You're throwing them in for a loop, they expecting you to say "then she's considered a slut" but then you mention lesbian, but there's no twist to it if you mention the woman sleeping with many other women.
User avatar #54 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
The twist comes earlier on. You're already expecting how the sentence will end from the beginning, virtually, and there's no need to wait for the punch.

Listen, whoever made this clearly did something right. Plenty of people found this enjoyable, anyway.
#38 - Poor wording there, shold be as follows "When a guy s…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Double Standards -1
User avatar #45 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Actually, it's quite grammatically sound, even if it is lacking some punctuation.
User avatar #46 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
I know, but saying "..., but when a woman sleeps with a ton of womes, she's a lesbian" ruins the punchline of the joke.
User avatar #48 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't think it really ruins the joke so much as it ironically reintroduces the action of sleeping with women, in place of what would be "sleeps with a ton of men." It's necessary reinforcement, and is certainly fine stylistically. I really don't see the issue here.
User avatar #53 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
You're throwing them in for a loop, they expecting you to say "then she's considered a slut" but then you mention lesbian, but there's no twist to it if you mention the woman sleeping with many other women.
User avatar #54 - BillyRyan (04/19/2013) [-]
The twist comes earlier on. You're already expecting how the sentence will end from the beginning, virtually, and there's no need to wait for the punch.

Listen, whoever made this clearly did something right. Plenty of people found this enjoyable, anyway.
#187 - That makes no sense, it would be more ideal to dive in the box…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... +2
User avatar #196 - randomnab (04/19/2013) [-]
I was trying to imply that all football players act too much but it all came out wrong :o

I'm sleepy :/
#186 - M8? 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... +2
#185 - WOT  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... +1
#186 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
M8?
#183 - U  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... +1
#185 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
WOT
#186 - onceman (04/19/2013) [-]
M8?
#181 - I ******* love Walcott, not only does he avoid di…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... +2
#235 - anonexplains (04/19/2013) [-]
yeah walcott is the only player i have actually seen in the premier league who gets up and plays on
#263 - It may be so, but he's the one convinsingly executing these acts. 04/18/2013 on Beiber =?= Hitler 0
#14 - Posibly the worst rapper ever. 04/18/2013 on Locked character +3
#167 - I don't like his music, and he's evidently been a douche as of…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Beiber =?= Hitler -1
#236 - anonexplains (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah 'cause he comes up with that himself.

no marketing team involved
User avatar #263 - onceman (04/18/2013) [-]
It may be so, but he's the one convinsingly executing these acts.
#101 - Yeah I also like to think I am superior to everyone else. 04/18/2013 on I really do 0
#160 - Actually, the way a certain pasage in Luke in the bible is wor… 04/18/2013 on Beiber =?= Hitler -1
#155 - It take a lot of mental capacity to not break down with all th… 04/18/2013 on Beiber =?= Hitler 0

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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