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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#100 - In Canada-land we call it March break. Damn… 03/30/2013 on Meanwhile in Europe 0
#215 - Why is Kim Kardashian being interviewed by her mom? 03/30/2013 on No teeth 0
#49 - Shiiieet, I'm one uneducated mother ****** , what …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Seperated at Birth 0
#50 - psychrophile (03/30/2013) [-]
Same superorder (batoidea), different orders. Sorry, I was being a bit pedantic... :-/
#16 - Things in Canada tend to be more expensive (I lived … 03/30/2013 on Unusual Sight IRL +1
#9 - Sting rays are quite the party sea-animals aren't they.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Seperated at Birth +37
#39 - jldragon (03/30/2013) [-]
#32 - psychrophile (03/30/2013) [-]
The animal in OP's picture isn't a stringray. It's a skate.
User avatar #49 - onceman (03/30/2013) [-]
Shiiieet, I'm one uneducated mother fucker, what are the differences, are they both in the same subclass?
#50 - psychrophile (03/30/2013) [-]
Same superorder (batoidea), different orders. Sorry, I was being a bit pedantic... :-/
User avatar #19 - killerliquid (03/30/2013) [-]
They're all getting raped.
#9 - Well, we don't know maybe he lives in Canada.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Unusual Sight IRL 0
User avatar #10 - mrblueftw (03/30/2013) [-]
well i live in florida and they cost 2.00 Dollars.
User avatar #16 - onceman (03/30/2013) [-]
Things in Canada tend to be more expensive

(I lived in Florida and currently live in Ontario)
#53 - They have these threads everyday. 03/30/2013 on Prove it -2
#102 - "Disney whores" they get offered millions of dollars…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on FRONT PAGE HERE I COME +1
User avatar #139 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
honestly??
#50 - Why newfriends, why do you let this **** get front page? 03/30/2013 on lonely island 0
#81 - That's actually a alot more Croatian or Polish. 03/30/2013 on Tumblr31 +1
#51 - Yeah, the majority of people were dark skinned, but a pale ski… 03/29/2013 on OOOOOOOOOOH +2
#43 - This Jesus actually looks pretty middle-eastern, my friend fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2013 on OOOOOOOOOOH +2
User avatar #48 - Sethorein (03/29/2013) [-]
...Really? That's weird... Equatorially speaking, people from Jordan should be a sort of tan brownish colour to balance bodily investment to skin pigmentation to UV resistance...
User avatar #51 - onceman (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, the majority of people were dark skinned, but a pale skinned person wasn't rare is what I'm saying.
#33 - "How to figure out who in the party isn't Colombian" 03/29/2013 on A:"Here you go" B: "Let me... -1
#35 - The Americas sideways look like a duck.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Did you know? +22
#80 - mrdrpage (03/29/2013) [-]
#30 - So a boy "went to heaven" and when he "saw Jesu…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/29/2013 on OOOOOOOOOOH +4
#44 - englman (03/29/2013) [-]
Given the time period, area, and culture of the time, He definitely didn't have long hair. "Long-haired, skinny, white Jesus" was pretty much just made up to appeal to silly White people who can't believe in a 'brown messiah'.. He probably did look like this picture, or at least very similar. (I'm not sure what color He would have been though.. I would imagine Him more tan myself.) But then again, what color were Jews back then anyway? *shrugs*

I'm Christian
Pic half-relevant
User avatar #38 - Sethorein (03/29/2013) [-]
So a North African was white... hmmm
User avatar #43 - onceman (03/29/2013) [-]
This Jesus actually looks pretty middle-eastern, my friend from Jordan told me there are a lot of pale people.
User avatar #48 - Sethorein (03/29/2013) [-]
...Really? That's weird... Equatorially speaking, people from Jordan should be a sort of tan brownish colour to balance bodily investment to skin pigmentation to UV resistance...
User avatar #51 - onceman (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, the majority of people were dark skinned, but a pale skinned person wasn't rare is what I'm saying.
User avatar #40 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Bethlehem is in Israel

That's not in Africa.
User avatar #47 - Sethorein (03/29/2013) [-]
fun fact, Israel is in the spot that connect north africa to europe to Asia... But I guess geography is hard for people...
User avatar #49 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, it must be

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel

"Israel has the highest standard of living in the Middle East, and the third highest in Asia."
User avatar #55 - Sethorein (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun Fact, the Middle East includes parts of North Africa.
#56 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: those parts aren't Israel.

There shouldn't even be an argument here.

Pic related
User avatar #64 - Sethorein (03/29/2013) [-]
Funny, it doesn't say Middle East like you said. Even funnier is that earlier I said it's at the spot that connects North Africa to Asia to Europe...
User avatar #66 - HarvietheDinkle (03/29/2013) [-]
Middle East is partly in Asia; partly in Africa. Doesn't negate what I said at all.

You claimed that Israel is in North Africa by calling Jesus a "North African"

It's not - it's in Asia.

Even Israel's tourism board says this.

www.goisrael.com/Tourism_Eng/Tourist%20Information/Discover%20Israel/Pages/Geography%20and%20Nature.aspx

User avatar #32 - cossackwhoop (03/29/2013) [-]
Looks like Mad Max.
#29 - Comment deleted 03/29/2013 on OOOOOOOOOOH 0
#18 - We're borrowing it, all currency is property of the government. 03/29/2013 on That's deep +1
#49 - Omg this is so true, cause I'm sure it's just common sense tha… 03/29/2013 on Smartest thing peter... 0
#210 - Yes indeed, Hamilton is a ******** , I like Toront… 03/28/2013 on So... 0
#157 - Well in science and math I had already been taught about 85% o…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on So... +1
#181 - MrChef (03/28/2013) [-]
Your problem is you're living in the shithole that is Hamilton, ON. Brampton Master Race.
User avatar #210 - onceman (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes indeed, Hamilton is a shithole, I like Toronto a lot more.
#154 - I'm still in high school and this may be the reason why, but I…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2013 on So... +1
#156 - anonymous (03/28/2013) [-]
that's not because of your area, that's because you're in 9th grade. Every 9th grader thinks they're the only intelligent person for a thousand miles. Sorry to burst your bubble, you're just like all the other sheeple.
User avatar #157 - onceman (03/28/2013) [-]
Well in science and math I had already been taught about 85% of the material in the states in 7th and 8th grade, but they're just teaching it now.

I know I'm not the smartest in my grade or any of my classes, I've just already been taught everything.
#181 - MrChef (03/28/2013) [-]
Your problem is you're living in the shithole that is Hamilton, ON. Brampton Master Race.
User avatar #210 - onceman (03/28/2013) [-]
Yes indeed, Hamilton is a shithole, I like Toronto a lot more.
#151 - There's a lot more Catholic schools here in Hamilton than ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on So... 0
User avatar #204 - BmanX (03/28/2013) [-]
I mean in politics. Religion doesn't dictate how our politics run as much. There's a bunch of Catholic schools in my city too, but they're not parading around, preaching the voice of God to everybody. They're there, but they don't make their presence known to everybody at all times.
#133 - >more this implies there's freeroaming whatso…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Ezio and his apprentice +1
#165 - pukingrainbows (03/27/2013) [-]
Very true
#53 - I always knew that alcohol makes other people seem more attrac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #58 - lolollo (03/27/2013) [-]
Obviously you're not drinking enough of it...
#22 - Because we already know what it is that we're not looking down… 03/26/2013 on Homeless 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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