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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
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Comment Ranking:#19977
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:78798
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4740
FJ Points:6082
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#29 - Michael Phelps, Ronaldo, Andre 3000, Eminem, etc. They're gonn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls +1
#30 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god I love you for mentioning Andre 3000
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
#25 - alrighty then, just curious. 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls 0
#23 - I personally don't think it's a good look, but why eww?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls 0
#24 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't now... it was the first thing I thought of...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
alrighty then, just curious.
#17 - It's completely contradictory to the comment, which is really … 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls -2
#208 - Where my other 8 Colombians at? 04/22/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! -1
#14 - see comments 11 and 12  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls -1
#16 - Common Pepe (04/22/2013) [-]
What's your point?
User avatar #17 - onceman (04/22/2013) [-]
It's completely contradictory to the comment, which is really ironic.
Lil Wayne's first hint of individual success and greatness was from an album that was almost free of curse words.
#13 - diamonds.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls -1
#18 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
eww
User avatar #23 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
I personally don't think it's a good look, but why eww?
#24 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't now... it was the first thing I thought of...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
alrighty then, just curious.
#12 - Fun fact- Lil Wayne's first studio album (as an individual art…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls +4
User avatar #28 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
I never really hated him... I used to like a few of his songs...
User avatar #29 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Michael Phelps, Ronaldo, Andre 3000, Eminem, etc. They're gonna be remembered mostly for what they did in their prime, and I believe it's the same for Wayne, it's not fair to judge him for what he does now since he doesn't have nearly as much motivation.
#30 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god I love you for mentioning Andre 3000
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
#158 - couldn't find a suitable picture. 04/22/2013 on this week in science 0
#255 - At that point it was just a tumor 04/22/2013 on Dafuq 0
#126 - >Mfw you can't be charged with any crime in Canada if you'r…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on this week in science 0
#149 - Common Pepe (04/22/2013) [-]
what fucking face
User avatar #158 - onceman (04/22/2013) [-]
couldn't find a suitable picture.
#44 - It's about 10 times worse with Canada and Tim Hortons. 04/22/2013 on Bad Cop, No Donut -1
#32 - I interpereted as him wanting to end his life, and when the me… 04/22/2013 on T-Rex Feels 0
#9 - But he's happy about it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on T-Rex Feels 0
User avatar #10 - nodaddynoo (04/21/2013) [-]
He couldn't see them running because they were behind him. I guess.
#7 - I know the animal is pretty great, but the character of the co…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on T-Rex Feels 0
User avatar #8 - nodaddynoo (04/21/2013) [-]
He just wanted inner peace. He didn't mean to kill his homies
User avatar #9 - onceman (04/21/2013) [-]
But he's happy about it.
User avatar #10 - nodaddynoo (04/21/2013) [-]
He couldn't see them running because they were behind him. I guess.
#4 - "Feels" I find it hard to find sympathy for…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2013 on T-Rex Feels -5
#55 - Common Pepe (04/22/2013) [-]
You're human aren't you? I don't think that there are more selfish beings :P
#21 - Common Pepe (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't consider it being so much as him being selfish as him accepting the inevitable ( He couldn't prevent his or his friends' death even if he tried)
User avatar #32 - onceman (04/22/2013) [-]
I interpereted as him wanting to end his life, and when the meteor cam he was happy because all he cared about was himself dying, and didn't really care about the others.
User avatar #5 - nodaddynoo (04/21/2013) [-]
T-rex isn't selfish it's probably one of the awesomest things that ever walked on earth.
User avatar #7 - onceman (04/21/2013) [-]
I know the animal is pretty great, but the character of the comic is pretty selfish.
User avatar #8 - nodaddynoo (04/21/2013) [-]
He just wanted inner peace. He didn't mean to kill his homies
User avatar #9 - onceman (04/21/2013) [-]
But he's happy about it.
User avatar #10 - nodaddynoo (04/21/2013) [-]
He couldn't see them running because they were behind him. I guess.
#1 - Holy **** , Weezy has changed so much. 04/21/2013 on myspace is desperate 0
#2 - This is so legit and original  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on Oh America +1
User avatar #3 - ullapool (04/21/2013) [-]
My apologizes sir, for I have not seen that one, nor have I been on 4chan for a long time. So I hope you can forgive this poor mans mistake.

Now if my account would allow, I would enclose a moving picture of a sad cat crying, for that is how your comment has made me feel deep inside, but alas I cannot.
#81 - Anybody else getting to the point where when they see a Drake …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on Drake Bell +5
#105 - kraetyz (04/21/2013) [-]
Basically this. He's a complete cunt for no reason other than to spew some bullshit that 13-year old faggots think is funny. Uninstall life please.
#3 - You can almost hear the starving children crying.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Loafers -1
#6 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [-]
good.
#7 - theenlightenment (04/21/2013) [-]
Fuck you you are still not hungry enough to realize I pity you...
#8 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [-]
If I'm not hungry then don't pity me for it.
#9 - frohling (04/21/2013) [-]
well I didn't have second lunch today so pity me please
#10 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry.
#9 - Talking eases you and distracts you from the fact that you're … 04/21/2013 on Mysteries +3
#2 - That ******* gorilla pug looks so ******* suave … 04/21/2013 on need to get on that genetic... +11
#25 - Well I'm glad you're happy and kids (read your previous commen…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun +1
User avatar #26 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks! doing good
#23 - I mean just from context, I'm sure you're a good guy.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun 0
User avatar #24 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
when i was younger, i was a bit of a downer. did a lot of drugs and shit, only hung out with people who sold/did the same shit as i did. but i met my wife at this fucking shit hole of a job, so there's one thing i can say was a positive that came from there...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/21/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad you're happy and kids (read your previous comment on a guy who judged you for marrying to early) Good on you.
User avatar #26 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks! doing good
#21 - You sound like an unpleasent person outside of work.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 11: Fellatio Fun +4
#22 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
well, people say i'm great at parties...
User avatar #23 - onceman (04/21/2013) [-]
I mean just from context, I'm sure you're a good guy.
User avatar #24 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
when i was younger, i was a bit of a downer. did a lot of drugs and shit, only hung out with people who sold/did the same shit as i did. but i met my wife at this fucking shit hole of a job, so there's one thing i can say was a positive that came from there...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/21/2013) [-]
Well I'm glad you're happy and kids (read your previous comment on a guy who judged you for marrying to early) Good on you.
User avatar #26 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks! doing good

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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