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onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#12 - a jew accurate 05/02/2014 on lego repairs -1
#220 - Rugby tackles are more throwing the opposing player off balanc…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
#223 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Fair points, all around. I'd had the impression that rugby had some similarities with wrestling. You would make an excellent point if they were similar in size or strength. But they aren't. She probably could do what you describe if he wasn't looking or was off balance, but he saw her coming and is braced in an already wide stance. Nothing she does short of knifing him is gonna overcome the fact that she has neither the strength nor the momentum to knock him off balance. If she did it just right, she could probably force him to shift his balance, yeah. But he's paying attention, so it would be no problem for him to do this without falling. I totally get that rugby is more about tripping than shoving, but he's ready for it, and he's got the muscle to just power through.
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#225 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly, that's why I don't think the title was relevant at all.
#226 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awwww, c'mon. Don't make this reasonable. I was just about to compare Rugby to Weeaboo fightin' magic!
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#227 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry about that man
#187 - do the sports matter? Girl didn't do a rugby tackle, so it's n…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Girl who plays rugby VS.... 0
#214 - preacherQ (05/01/2014) [-]
No. No she couldn't have. I don't really give a crap about sports, but rugby is not a mystical judo-force. The dude is twice her weight and is doing nothing but be actively not-tackled. Sure, maybe her form or aim or rugby-force were not in alignment, but like you said, the sport doesn't matter. A rugby tackle is not going to overcome the fact that this kid was ready and looks like he could have grabbed and thrown her with one arm.
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#220 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
Rugby tackles are more throwing the opposing player off balance, you grab them low and pretty much hug them, often you can hug their knees. What I do since I'm pretty much the shortest one is that I fall back and pull them down with my weight. Also, if yo position your foot between the opposition's feet, there's no way you cannot bring them down.
#223 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Fair points, all around. I'd had the impression that rugby had some similarities with wrestling. You would make an excellent point if they were similar in size or strength. But they aren't. She probably could do what you describe if he wasn't looking or was off balance, but he saw her coming and is braced in an already wide stance. Nothing she does short of knifing him is gonna overcome the fact that she has neither the strength nor the momentum to knock him off balance. If she did it just right, she could probably force him to shift his balance, yeah. But he's paying attention, so it would be no problem for him to do this without falling. I totally get that rugby is more about tripping than shoving, but he's ready for it, and he's got the muscle to just power through.
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#225 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly, that's why I don't think the title was relevant at all.
#226 - preacherQ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awwww, c'mon. Don't make this reasonable. I was just about to compare Rugby to Weeaboo fightin' magic!
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#227 - onceman (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry about that man
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#201 - inanimateobject (05/01/2014) [-]
Yup, she literally just runs into his upper torso. Bitch didn't go low!
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#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Shot 0
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#123 - main defence attorney for OJ simpson sorry 04/29/2014 on Grumpy Cat 0
#122 - Well she's 33, and became famous before the sex tape, her fami…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Grumpy Cat 0
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#125 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
Ah, well whether her body is banging or not is not my point.

Good fapping to you sir.
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#123 - onceman (04/29/2014) [-]
main defence attorney for OJ simpson sorry
#119 - for any race, her body is dime, especially her ass.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Grumpy Cat +1
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#121 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm not a fan.

Besides, her body is the ONLY reason she's famous, so it's not like she deserves a star. A page in a playboy magazine before she hits 30, maybe, and a few women's magazine deals, but beyond that...
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#122 - onceman (04/29/2014) [-]
Well she's 33, and became famous before the sex tape, her family generally because her father was the main defence attorney and later she was close friends with Paris Hilton and appeared on her show so she gained fame AND then the sex tape pretty much made her an A-lister and shecurrently has several fashion lines, I still don't think she deserves a star thoug, I'm just giving credit where it's due
And her body is banging
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#125 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
Ah, well whether her body is banging or not is not my point.

Good fapping to you sir.
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#123 - onceman (04/29/2014) [-]
main defence attorney for OJ simpson sorry
#137 - Yeah I agree, and I'm a Barca fan. Barca's worst divers in… 04/29/2014 on When life throws you a... 0
#47 - Yeah I kinda realized I went overboard with that, sorry, but i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on When life throws you a... 0
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#48 - bushingenna (04/29/2014) [-]
trust me, all i like about it is how funny it is.