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onceman

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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#43 - Everyone here would agree. 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#41 - Hamilton 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#40 - Hamilton  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians +1
User avatar #42 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
THE HAMMER!! haha

yeah, that is a pretty bad place
User avatar #43 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Everyone here would agree.
#39 - Hamilton, I find Toronto really nice 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#38 - I ******* love Toronto, I live in ****** …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#67 - turtlewithashotgun (04/24/2013) [-]
You're obviously downtown. up the mountain's fine.
I wouldn't really want to live anywhere else.
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mountain, much nicer.
#60 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Fellow hamiltonian here. It's not really that bad. Downtown isn't that great, but up the mountain is just fine!
#53 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' -1
#60 - perfectconfusion (04/24/2013) [-]
#18 - I find the people in Florida a lot nice than in Canada (li…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#71 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Surrey?
User avatar #25 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
where'd you live?

User avatar #40 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton
User avatar #42 - Temari (04/24/2013) [-]
THE HAMMER!! haha

yeah, that is a pretty bad place
User avatar #43 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Everyone here would agree.
#31 - jesa (04/24/2013) [-]
they said worse city so im guessing toronto or montreal
User avatar #38 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I fucking love Toronto, I live in shitty Hamilton
#67 - turtlewithashotgun (04/24/2013) [-]
You're obviously downtown. up the mountain's fine.
I wouldn't really want to live anywhere else.
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I live in the city, close to downtown, but I do like the mountain, much nicer.
#60 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Fellow hamiltonian here. It's not really that bad. Downtown isn't that great, but up the mountain is just fine!
User avatar #33 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Toronto is actually pretty awesome (living there currently). Montreal, Quebec City, hell, anywhere in the province of Quebec is horrible.
User avatar #39 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton, I find Toronto really nice
#35 - jesa (04/24/2013) [-]
I've never been in either so i tossed out two bigger cities... my family originated in and around montreal so that is reason enough to say its hell
User avatar #37 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
what you guys dont like supreme leader marois?
better inform the french police on you individuals!
User avatar #44 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
What are they gonna do? Arrest me for being a REAL Canadian?
User avatar #45 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
nahhh, they are just going to try to shut down small english business because they are "a threat to the french culture"
User avatar #46 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
You mean their bastardized version of a beautiful European culture?
#58 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
As a French Canadian or Québécois or Human (as I usually go with). I think Marois' paranoia towards English people is simply retarded and old-fashioned. Btw, as far as I know, the Quebec people's accent is actually the old accent that people from France used to have. After colonisation, however, the accent from France changed. But what the hell do I know , i'm not a History teacher. Vive la Terre libre? maybe?...Angry Black man is leaving now.
User avatar #47 - sandworm (04/24/2013) [-]
yep, welcome to quebec, tabarnaq
User avatar #23 - PartyPanda (04/24/2013) [-]
People from Florida are amazing.
User avatar #22 - menqudoneix (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna go ahead and guess you lived in Quebec City.
User avatar #41 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton
User avatar #28 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Quebecers are neither Canadian or French. We Canadians don't really like them.

Glorious Ontarian master Canadian race!
User avatar #314 - nigerotte (04/24/2013) [-]
the thing about the Quebecois is that they speak such a distorted version of french and can barley speak English so no one like them, and they all apparently hat eenglish which make sit even worse
User avatar #315 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
Real French alsmost sounds like it's being sung, or spoken like poetry.
User avatar #321 - nigerotte (04/24/2013) [-]
better the Quebecer french which takes the worst from english and french , and laso alomst all quebeckers always say uhhh or errrr every 5 seconds
User avatar #323 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
I know. it's irritating as fuck.
User avatar #66 - agonizingkingjake (04/24/2013) [-]
Montreal master race!
User avatar #30 - menqudoneix (04/24/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir here..
User avatar #32 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
If they want to be French, they have to at least enunciate French words right and not sound them out as if they are saying them for the first time.
#62 - It was acutal a rape awareness thing. 04/24/2013 on My new role model +2
#18 - A vagina being deep has nothing to do with a woman's sexual ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Chair -5
User avatar #19 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [-]
Just shut up already.
#69 - fact** 04/24/2013 on Europe vs USA +1
#68 - The main difference? Makes sense I thought it was the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Europe vs USA +3
User avatar #69 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
fact**
#36 - Hell He has a way better voice than me he plays i…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' -2
User avatar #52 - taintedangel (04/24/2013) [-]
His voice is Auto-tuned. He should have just stuck with the drums, that's the only talent he has.
#60 - perfectconfusion (04/24/2013) [-]
#35 - I have no doubt in my mind that Drake Bell's day consists of w…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/24/2013 on HUG ME BROTHAAA' +90
#152 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Like you do any different here
User avatar #201 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
What are you implying?
Cause I really don't know where you're going with this, I don't even have twitter.
#125 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
OR MAYBE

He checks it in his spare time after his daily activities to get a kick out of his 12 year old fans' rage? ....
User avatar #119 - chickenfarting (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah Bayern! 4-0 vs Barca!
#81 - HAXXOR (04/24/2013) [-]
well done for beating barca...
User avatar #83 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
Too be honest I'm a way bigger Barca fan, I just liked Bayern slightly
#85 - HAXXOR (04/24/2013) [-]
your avatar confused me.
User avatar #86 - onceman (04/24/2013) [-]
I know, it's not your fault
#64 - And she comes of as really pretentious. 04/24/2013 on Internet Sweetheart -6
#121 - why? 04/24/2013 on Hell for Atheists 0
#56 - Why is tupac black? 04/24/2013 on 404 0
#31 - Why thank you. 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls +1
#29 - Michael Phelps, Ronaldo, Andre 3000, Eminem, etc. They're gonn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls +1
#30 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god I love you for mentioning Andre 3000
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
#25 - alrighty then, just curious. 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls 0
#23 - I personally don't think it's a good look, but why eww?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Twitter Girls 0
#24 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't now... it was the first thing I thought of...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
alrighty then, just curious.
#17 - It's completely contradictory to the comment, which is really … 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls -2
#208 - Where my other 8 Colombians at? 04/22/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! -1
#14 - see comments 11 and 12  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls -1
#16 - anonexplains (04/22/2013) [-]
What's your point?
User avatar #17 - onceman (04/22/2013) [-]
It's completely contradictory to the comment, which is really ironic.
Lil Wayne's first hint of individual success and greatness was from an album that was almost free of curse words.
#13 - diamonds.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls -1
#18 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
eww
User avatar #23 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
I personally don't think it's a good look, but why eww?
#24 - whydidyoukillher (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't now... it was the first thing I thought of...
User avatar #25 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
alrighty then, just curious.
#12 - Fun fact- Lil Wayne's first studio album (as an individual art…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Twitter Girls +4
User avatar #28 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
I never really hated him... I used to like a few of his songs...
User avatar #29 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Michael Phelps, Ronaldo, Andre 3000, Eminem, etc. They're gonna be remembered mostly for what they did in their prime, and I believe it's the same for Wayne, it's not fair to judge him for what he does now since he doesn't have nearly as much motivation.
#30 - windmagevaati (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god I love you for mentioning Andre 3000
User avatar #31 - onceman (04/23/2013) [-]
Why thank you.

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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