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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/21/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#121 - Friendly remainder that Outlawz did a song with Lil Wayne and …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#155 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
well i did not hear that so i cant deny or say yes to this maybe it was a remix but still he sucks ass. pic for fun fact
User avatar #164 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
Outlawz - What Side U On
came out in 2002
I take it you don't know about old Lil Wayne?
#165 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
well i listen to the ones with tupac and since that came out 6 years after he died i cant care to much. im just a little suprised with the style and the fact lil fuckin wayne is in a song
User avatar #167 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
You really underestimate Lil Wayne, I have a feeling you don't know what the carter 2 is, like he was literally getting praise left and right at his prime
He's been praised by and/or has worked with Outkast, snoop dogg, nas, etc.
#168 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
that still dont mean i have to like him. i mean justin bieber is in but i will still stick with the ones that lifted me up when i felt down and thats the old school
User avatar #169 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the conformists are, there's a big lil wayne hate bandwaggon
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#89 - thank ******* god 07/11/2014 on 10,000 comments and fj... 0
#98 - man described as "he was a little guy, kinda funny lookin… 07/11/2014 on I'm Sorry 0
#16 - no colombians/10 07/10/2014 on I watch it for the goals 0
#13 - This isn't your friend's brother's toothbrushes 07/09/2014 on Description +1
#91 - the second "can"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Grammar, bitch! +1
User avatar #92 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright
#38 - **** you Brazil, Colombia would have actually giv… 07/09/2014 on Germoney of stronk +2
#75 - can't**  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Grammar, bitch! +1
User avatar #90 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
Which one should be can't
User avatar #91 - onceman (07/09/2014) [-]
the second "can"
User avatar #92 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright
#74 - Fewer is for something that you can count, less is for somethi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Grammar, bitch! 0
User avatar #75 - onceman (07/09/2014) [-]
can't**
User avatar #90 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
Which one should be can't
User avatar #91 - onceman (07/09/2014) [-]
the second "can"
User avatar #92 - playerdous (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright
#12 - yep 07/09/2014 on Flaws 0
#2 - season 3 is feminist ******** , the first two seas…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Flaws 0
#4 - invadingaliens (07/08/2014) [-]
I don't even get season 3. It's about witches or some shit, right?
User avatar #12 - onceman (07/09/2014) [-]
yep
#225 - I never noticed vault got discontinued. 07/07/2014 on Soda Comp 0
#16 - then you my friend have not watched holes in a long time 07/06/2014 on Bar Exam 0
#42 - There's a joke here about the ninja turtles and how they're al… 07/06/2014 on (untitled) +11
#2417 - dammit 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#2403 - **onceman rolls 2,258**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#2417 - onceman (07/06/2014) [-]
dammit
#21 - Lol, none of Belgium's wins were convincing. Colombia is t… 07/04/2014 on wololo 2 +1
#50 - Like the truman show?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#48 - My life is a lie  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#46 - This is al hypothetical.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#38 - Actually someone added to the quote so the answer to your …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Crash 0
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh, ok.
#15 - and HAMEZ Rodriguez 07/03/2014 on Tim Howard is good ... 0
#35 - well that's quite an impressive array of sports you've done. I… 07/03/2014 on Crash 0
#2925 - **onceman rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#44 - but then that woukd be that what you said is fact  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #45 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Nope, because I wouldn't know that I wasn't the one in the jar who is made to think I am watching you be in the jar. So once again, it's my opinion based on the things I think I see.
User avatar #46 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
This is al hypothetical.
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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