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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#28 - Well I drank a gaterade bottle full of it and I wasn't drunk a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #29 - kennyh (09/06/2014) [-]
that is a lot of alcohol to not feel drunk for a 70-proof alcohol.

a Gatorade bottle would roughly be the equivalent of 32 shots, simply not possible to not affect you.
Perhaps it was very watered down?
User avatar #30 - onceman (09/06/2014) [-]
It wasn't completely full, it was just a little over three fourths full, and I drank most of that, so it certainly wasn't 32 shots, I asked the girl who gave me it if it had been mixed with anything and she said no, but if I recall correctly, the taste wasn't as strong as the jager I had tried before.
User avatar #31 - kennyh (09/06/2014) [-]
still, a full average bottle of Jager is a full 16 shots, not quite enough to fill a Gatorade bottle halfway.
Maybe someone gave it to her telling her it was not diluted but it was?

Why else would it not be in the original bottle?
Still, even assuming it was 16 shots worth...that would have put even a large, heavy drinker intoxicated, IF it was undiluted.

So it was heavily deleted is the only rational explanation I could think of.
Undiluted should taste like very strong blue NyQuil/black licorice.
User avatar #34 - onceman (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it was probably mixed with something
#16 - If Joan Rivers was used to ignite fires she'd be Joan Tinders 09/06/2014 on joan rivers +1
#21 - I thought 7, I was close  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #24 - camslayer (09/06/2014) [-]
I know these things, I am science
#19 - Guys I have a question, how much Jager does one need to drink …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #27 - kennyh (09/06/2014) [-]
That's an incredibly arbitrary question.
Depends entirely on the person.
Body weight, alcohol tolerance, genetics....
User avatar #28 - onceman (09/06/2014) [-]
Well I drank a gaterade bottle full of it and I wasn't drunk at all, I wanna know if that's normal
I did eat before the party and I'm pretty big, and I've never gotten drunk before.
User avatar #29 - kennyh (09/06/2014) [-]
that is a lot of alcohol to not feel drunk for a 70-proof alcohol.

a Gatorade bottle would roughly be the equivalent of 32 shots, simply not possible to not affect you.
Perhaps it was very watered down?
User avatar #30 - onceman (09/06/2014) [-]
It wasn't completely full, it was just a little over three fourths full, and I drank most of that, so it certainly wasn't 32 shots, I asked the girl who gave me it if it had been mixed with anything and she said no, but if I recall correctly, the taste wasn't as strong as the jager I had tried before.
User avatar #31 - kennyh (09/06/2014) [-]
still, a full average bottle of Jager is a full 16 shots, not quite enough to fill a Gatorade bottle halfway.
Maybe someone gave it to her telling her it was not diluted but it was?

Why else would it not be in the original bottle?
Still, even assuming it was 16 shots worth...that would have put even a large, heavy drinker intoxicated, IF it was undiluted.

So it was heavily deleted is the only rational explanation I could think of.
Undiluted should taste like very strong blue NyQuil/black licorice.
User avatar #34 - onceman (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah it was probably mixed with something
User avatar #20 - camslayer (09/06/2014) [-]
6
User avatar #21 - onceman (09/06/2014) [-]
I thought 7, I was close
User avatar #24 - camslayer (09/06/2014) [-]
I know these things, I am science
#42 - I didn't actually cause I know I'm not an idiot, but the conse…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on It Fappened -4
#76 - fhonax (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm trying to decide if you're being honest or just trying to troll...
User avatar #51 - kennyh (09/05/2014) [-]
iPhones are awful. No joke here.
The only joke is on the costumer who overpays for specs they could get in a 2 year old phone.
#44 - AwesomeJT has deleted their comment.
#43 - pettdavids (09/05/2014) [-]
ye i dislike apple
But that is because I strongly dislike the mindset Steve Jobs had concerning his products. He felt supreme, stole ideas and doesn't like people touching 'his' codes, 'his' designs, 'his' technology. Also, apple-stuff seems over-priced for the amount of hardware you get
#37 - I'm just kind of offended that you insinuated that I'm an idiot  [+] (8 new replies) 09/05/2014 on It Fappened -4
User avatar #65 - hashtronaut (09/05/2014) [-]
pettdavis didn't really think you were an idiot but i bet he does now.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (09/05/2014) [-]
pettdavids, even.
#40 - pettdavids (09/05/2014) [-]
I find it hilarious you suggest to take something someone said on the internet seriously
the insinuation was the joke
User avatar #42 - onceman (09/05/2014) [-]
I didn't actually cause I know I'm not an idiot, but the consensus in FJ is that apple users are retarded and iphones are godawful, he was making a joke conforming to that. And he still finds the joke to be true, even if it is a "joke" Like when you make a "joke" about how slow internet explorer is, you truly believe that internet explorer is slow and you dislike it.
#76 - fhonax (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm trying to decide if you're being honest or just trying to troll...
User avatar #51 - kennyh (09/05/2014) [-]
iPhones are awful. No joke here.
The only joke is on the costumer who overpays for specs they could get in a 2 year old phone.
#44 - AwesomeJT has deleted their comment.
#43 - pettdavids (09/05/2014) [-]
ye i dislike apple
But that is because I strongly dislike the mindset Steve Jobs had concerning his products. He felt supreme, stole ideas and doesn't like people touching 'his' codes, 'his' designs, 'his' technology. Also, apple-stuff seems over-priced for the amount of hardware you get
#27 - I have an iphone  [+] (10 new replies) 09/05/2014 on It Fappened -4
#36 - pettdavids (09/05/2014) [-]
Well did you care?
User avatar #37 - onceman (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm just kind of offended that you insinuated that I'm an idiot
User avatar #65 - hashtronaut (09/05/2014) [-]
pettdavis didn't really think you were an idiot but i bet he does now.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (09/05/2014) [-]
pettdavids, even.
#40 - pettdavids (09/05/2014) [-]
I find it hilarious you suggest to take something someone said on the internet seriously
the insinuation was the joke
User avatar #42 - onceman (09/05/2014) [-]
I didn't actually cause I know I'm not an idiot, but the consensus in FJ is that apple users are retarded and iphones are godawful, he was making a joke conforming to that. And he still finds the joke to be true, even if it is a "joke" Like when you make a "joke" about how slow internet explorer is, you truly believe that internet explorer is slow and you dislike it.
#76 - fhonax (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm trying to decide if you're being honest or just trying to troll...
User avatar #51 - kennyh (09/05/2014) [-]
iPhones are awful. No joke here.
The only joke is on the costumer who overpays for specs they could get in a 2 year old phone.
#44 - AwesomeJT has deleted their comment.
#43 - pettdavids (09/05/2014) [-]
ye i dislike apple
But that is because I strongly dislike the mindset Steve Jobs had concerning his products. He felt supreme, stole ideas and doesn't like people touching 'his' codes, 'his' designs, 'his' technology. Also, apple-stuff seems over-priced for the amount of hardware you get
#34 - Oh God, when I watched this I had no idea of Arrested Developm… 09/03/2014 on Anyone else watch this as a... 0
#43 - Really though Axe isn't even that great, Old Spice and dove ar…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? +21
#121 - goodguyballs (09/04/2014) [-]
Dove Men +Care all day baby
User avatar #99 - ICEDgrunge (09/03/2014) [-]
I can hardly tell the difference between most of them, unless it's something crazy like chocolate or some shit like that.
User avatar #179 - huzibizi (09/04/2014) [-]
thats not wut ur mum sed
#92 - weissessand (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm just replying because of your picture.
User avatar #85 - antisocialtwilight (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I used to use Irish Spring because that's what my mom bought, but then I started using Dove and it's just so much better. Fuck Irish Spring.
#56 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
tbh only some of old spice stuff is good. most is just strange. doves good tho
#56 - What's the matter? 09/03/2014 on Female Basketbal:... +1
#20 - Nah he sat next to me today, it's a movie class so it's on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on I'm going to hell for... 0
User avatar #22 - failmarr (09/04/2014) [-]
I dont know why anyone is thumbing you down. I know him too and went to Newman
#19 - Nah he sat next to me today, it's a movie class so it's on the… 09/03/2014 on I'm going to hell for... 0
#12 - That kid goes to my school He's in my movies class …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on I'm going to hell for... -1
User avatar #17 - EdwardNigma (09/03/2014) [-]
Not anymore he isn't.
User avatar #19 - onceman (09/03/2014) [-]
Nah he sat next to me today, it's a movie class so it's on the stage

His name is Devin and he goes to Cardinal Newman Catholic Secondary School in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
#16 - helgheimftw (09/03/2014) [-]
*went
User avatar #20 - onceman (09/03/2014) [-]
Nah he sat next to me today, it's a movie class so it's on the stage

His name is Devin and he goes to Cardinal Newman Catholic Secondary School in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
User avatar #22 - failmarr (09/04/2014) [-]
I dont know why anyone is thumbing you down. I know him too and went to Newman
#13 - guu (09/03/2014) [-]
**guu rolled image**

>literally
#79 - If a slot had downsyndrome, but it was somehow pretty, it woul… 09/02/2014 on Sorry Jennifer -3
#101 - >silliest I think you spelled "coolest" … 09/02/2014 on Hats 0
#4 - Jesus she's not that hot 09/02/2014 on Goodbye 0
#10 - Textbook example of funnyjunk judging somebody soley on their … 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point +2
#67 - My cousin's iphone fell in the tub when it was full of water a… 08/26/2014 on Rekt 0
#30 - Can't legal action be taken against her for embezzling or some…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on The Future of Zoe Quinn's... +6
#51 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
we'd probably fail if we tried to make that happen. the right people probably got their money, and she has her arse covered.
#23 - She had a better verse than Kanye West, Rick Ross, and Jay Z i… 08/25/2014 on Nicki Minaj 0
#131 - look again  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on FJ mentioned, swell with pride 0
#133 - majkee (08/21/2014) [-]
Dunno, dont really care much bout the whole slept with guys thing, so never gave it much thought, first glance i thought it was him (and it was some gaming journalism reward he was holding).
#129 - who's the guy holding the emmy?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on FJ mentioned, swell with pride 0
#130 - majkee (08/21/2014) [-]
Totalbiscuit
User avatar #131 - onceman (08/21/2014) [-]
look again
#133 - majkee (08/21/2014) [-]
Dunno, dont really care much bout the whole slept with guys thing, so never gave it much thought, first glance i thought it was him (and it was some gaming journalism reward he was holding).
#15 - I used to hate those ******* kids so much 08/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Look who wants to see daddy 0
User avatar #30 - sajberkurajber (08/21/2014) [-]
seen it on 4chan few days ago
#103 - I used to be like that when I was 12, well sorry, English isn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
#104 - coughingboss (08/21/2014) [-]
every1s 1st language is american thats why its #1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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