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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#83 - Did you even read the punchline? You're saying the question is…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on White Sheep 0
User avatar #86 - deathcampforjewtie (04/29/2013) [-]
I know, I'm saying that "because they have jobs" could literally be the right answer.
User avatar #89 - onceman (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, didn't even think of it like that.
#341 - Gotcha 04/29/2013 on Death and such 0
#338 - Okay, I got kinda lost, are you saying the death count should …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Death and such 0
#339 - thetrojansbroke (04/29/2013) [-]
yes more like 5 annualy sometimes 0
User avatar #341 - onceman (04/29/2013) [-]
Gotcha
#132 - OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOD does this mean... …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Gabe is the number 3!!! 0
User avatar #143 - imlost (04/29/2013) [-]
no
#334 - Yeah that's the point, that's the only way it directly kills t… 04/29/2013 on Death and such 0
#331 - Also, they overswagulate. 04/29/2013 on Death and such 0
#330 - Donkeys, on average, kill more people annually than airplanes do.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Death and such 0
#337 - thetrojansbroke (04/29/2013) [-]
airplanes might have maybe one crash a year im talking commercially not private flights like the c172 or piper air crafts but from lear jet to airbus380 no crashes happen in the air unless you have to squak 7200 (hijacked) but on the ground because of the ASDE-X only close calls are made maybe 1 or 2 crashes on the ground but no deaths. (again only for american airspace)
User avatar #338 - onceman (04/29/2013) [-]
Okay, I got kinda lost, are you saying the death count should be a lot less?
#339 - thetrojansbroke (04/29/2013) [-]
yes more like 5 annualy sometimes 0
User avatar #341 - onceman (04/29/2013) [-]
Gotcha
#329 - HUMANS kill 1,000,000 sharks annually 04/29/2013 on Death and such +1
#18 - In the beginning of man kind, we were supposed to hunt and gat… 04/28/2013 on I stand 0
#31 - "If you eat sacrifices to another god, he'll fuck you up …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on MFW Revelations 19-23 0
User avatar #33 - elmosays (04/29/2013) [-]
most likely
#30 - Comment deleted 04/28/2013 on MFW Revelations 19-23 0
#49 - Agreed, 04/28/2013 on Subliminal Advertising +1
#45 - in the quote I mean  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Subliminal Advertising 0
User avatar #48 - thedutchs (04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. I just think he is a douche in that quote because he is obviously trying to be witty.


But he could have meant it your way, my way or even another way. A bit like the bible :/
User avatar #49 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Agreed,
#44 - Probably, but he repeats the same thing over and over without …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Subliminal Advertising 0
User avatar #45 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
in the quote I mean
User avatar #48 - thedutchs (04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. I just think he is a douche in that quote because he is obviously trying to be witty.


But he could have meant it your way, my way or even another way. A bit like the bible :/
User avatar #49 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Agreed,
#39 - Yes he's very smart. But due to the redundancy of this quo…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Subliminal Advertising +1
User avatar #43 - thedutchs (04/28/2013) [-]
"I'm offended by him being gay"

Is different than.

"I'm offended by him talking about having sex with my wife."

I think he is saying that solely being offended doesn't make you right as much as anyone else.
User avatar #44 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Probably, but he repeats the same thing over and over without any explination.
User avatar #45 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
in the quote I mean
User avatar #48 - thedutchs (04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. I just think he is a douche in that quote because he is obviously trying to be witty.


But he could have meant it your way, my way or even another way. A bit like the bible :/
User avatar #49 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Agreed,
#84 - Are you fucking crazy? That guy had me convinced that he w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Who do we need to make this... +16
User avatar #89 - yearofthemonkey (04/28/2013) [-]
He did say in his opinion though. Didn't say he was a bad actor in general. Just "iho"
User avatar #95 - psykobear (04/28/2013) [-]
Just "iho"
iho
ihop
I want pancakes now.
#152 - yeah, that's why I said "pretty much" I mean it look… 04/28/2013 on Murica 0
#82 - Nope, neither have Liam Neeson Brad Pitt Tom …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Who do we need to make this... +14
User avatar #124 - herecomesjohnny (04/29/2013) [-]
not john malkovich? What the fuck hollywood.
#83 - sabat has deleted their comment.
#125 - thatdeafguy (04/29/2013) [-]
**thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #4040663 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** HIM
#93 - foxicon (04/28/2013) [-]
Have you seen American Psycho? That's one of my favorite movies.
User avatar #111 - foreverporkchop (04/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. After all this time (and not seeing that movie) I never recognized that guy as Christian Bale. Now I have to re-think all of my life choices.
#84 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Are you fucking crazy?
That guy had me convinced that he was American until I read that he's actually English, never heard of a more dedicated actor.

yeah he's a right cunt, but still
User avatar #89 - yearofthemonkey (04/28/2013) [-]
He did say in his opinion though. Didn't say he was a bad actor in general. Just "iho"
User avatar #95 - psykobear (04/28/2013) [-]
Just "iho"
iho
ihop
I want pancakes now.
#29 - Nope, and it's /b/ "random" so threads can be about … 04/28/2013 on ducks 0
#127 - Didn't the Vietnamese pretty much beat America in 'Nam? Th…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Murica +2
User avatar #202 - keiishiyama (04/28/2013) [-]
It wasn't a military defeat. It was political sabotage.

Not trying to brag or be arrogant, but America has technically never lost a war militarily.
#166 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
unless I am completly wrong and I don't think I am we quit the war, in fact after the tet offensive we had demolished the vietcong (besides some pockets of resistance) and seriously fucked up the vietminh. If we had stayed in the war just a bit longer we would have won and Vietnam would be a republic. Though we did take a beating in the war, mainly because we didn't understand guirrella (not sure of spelling) tactics like we do now.
User avatar #155 - nitsuan (04/28/2013) [-]
Not really. We lost, but we didn't lose because of an almighty NVA enemy. We had bullshit policies in the war and no support from home, you can't fight a war like that. The casualty rates tell you who was really better.

www.rjsmith.com/kia_tbl.html
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User avatar #152 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
yeah, that's why I said "pretty much" I mean it looked like they were winning, but you never know.
#75 - He'a a good actor, but he has no range, use the same voice, sa…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Who do we need to make this... +21
#103 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Bullshit he doesn't have range. He doesn't play a lot of super-niche character roles, but displays range fantastically given the chance. Django is a great example - it's a massive break from his norm and he nailed it.
#104 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Though I agree that Depp's work merits him an Oscar, as well.
#80 - sabat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Nope, neither have

Liam Neeson
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Edward Norton
John Malkovich
or Mark Wahlberg

and it was just recently that Christian Bale won his first oscar
User avatar #124 - herecomesjohnny (04/29/2013) [-]
not john malkovich? What the fuck hollywood.
#83 - sabat has deleted their comment.
#125 - thatdeafguy (04/29/2013) [-]
**thatdeafguy rolled a random image posted in comment #4040663 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** HIM
#93 - foxicon (04/28/2013) [-]
Have you seen American Psycho? That's one of my favorite movies.
User avatar #111 - foreverporkchop (04/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. After all this time (and not seeing that movie) I never recognized that guy as Christian Bale. Now I have to re-think all of my life choices.
#84 - onceman (04/28/2013) [-]
Are you fucking crazy?
That guy had me convinced that he was American until I read that he's actually English, never heard of a more dedicated actor.

yeah he's a right cunt, but still
User avatar #89 - yearofthemonkey (04/28/2013) [-]
He did say in his opinion though. Didn't say he was a bad actor in general. Just "iho"
User avatar #95 - psykobear (04/28/2013) [-]
Just "iho"
iho
ihop
I want pancakes now.
#188 - She's gonna respond with shoving packing peanuts in your asshole. 04/28/2013 on Cage Match +7
#23 - I only see "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME" in reality stuff… 04/28/2013 on Don't try this at home 0
#27 - I saw a video of some guys (probably spent time on the interne… 04/28/2013 on Swag +1
#67 - at least there's no cocaine related pictures 04/28/2013 on how Google feels about... 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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