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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#10 - immature cunt in all honesty  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Balotellitron +26
User avatar #53 - myrmidon (05/08/2013) [-]
only pepe is worse
User avatar #83 - onceman (05/08/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I disagree, Pepe is an in the pitch killer, he does things in the heat of the moment, he doesn't really do stupid shit outside of the field.
#67 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/08/2013) [-]
"What did you just say about me, faggot?"
User avatar #70 - myrmidon (05/08/2013) [-]
exactly the scene i was referring to
#33 - thalfak (05/08/2013) [-]
#56 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
You know that's Diouf not Balletelli right?
User avatar #79 - thalfak (05/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter still related somehow
#44 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/08/2013) [-]
#11 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
What am I supposed to be seeing here?
#43 - Not as good but: >5th grade >friend named w… 05/08/2013 on This is serious. +6
#139 - mfw my friend's cousin killed a guy to get in a gang in Toront…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Canada at war 0
#261 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
That's Toronto, not Canada. If you were Canadian you would know the difference. (I'm only being half serious)
#146 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
you must live in a niggery area
I hate niggers, afghans and pakies.
That's why I moved to Newmarket.
User avatar #320 - onceman (05/08/2013) [-]
Mostly Italian, Croatian, Polish, and middle eastern.
#88 - novel (noun)-a fictitious prose narrative of considerable leng… 05/07/2013 on Bullies -1
#28 - mfw my mom had me at 38  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Remember when MTV played... +15
User avatar #65 - memeinmycoffee (05/07/2013) [-]
I was born when my mom was 44, and I hardly have any Downs Syndrome at all.
User avatar #63 - matttboyagain (05/07/2013) [-]
My mom had me at 29.....I just wanted to be a part of it.
User avatar #57 - irishhappyposter (05/07/2013) [-]
stfu. i was had when my mother was 40.
#54 - friednazi (05/07/2013) [-]
My mom was 39 when she had me.
User avatar #58 - irishhappyposter (05/07/2013) [-]
stfu. i was had when my mother was 40.
User avatar #36 - thomasman (05/07/2013) [-]
I know that feel yo. My mom had me at 36
User avatar #61 - irishhappyposter (05/07/2013) [-]
stfu. i was had when my mother was 40.
User avatar #33 - scilla (05/07/2013) [-]
im the youngest of 3, the oldest and i were born 5 years apart, and my mom was only 32
User avatar #32 - TheMagicBong (05/07/2013) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #31 - jinjo (05/07/2013) [-]
I said it's pretty old, not lke it's an evil thing to do, I just would much rather have kids in my late 20's.

Sorry if I sounded really condescending :P
#30 - crippsy (05/07/2013) [-]
beat me to it...
#34 - They said novel, (i.e. LoTR trilogy is a novel)  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Bullies -6
User avatar #86 - amsel (05/07/2013) [-]
LotR trilogy is three novels.
User avatar #88 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
novel (noun)-a fictitious prose narrative of considerable length and complexity, portraying characters and usually presenting a sequential organization of action and scenes.
#185 - there** 05/07/2013 on Too good not to share 0
#184 - Not many considering I live in a different country as them, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Too good not to share 0
User avatar #185 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
there**
#34 - Alrighty. 05/07/2013 on Nice One 0
#31 - Not really sure if you're agreeing or not, but thumb cause I l…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Nice One 0
#33 - AirborneAlpha (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh I am agreeing good sir.
User avatar #34 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Alrighty.
#11 - I find her more attractive than Emma Watson  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Nice One -6
#29 - AirborneAlpha (05/07/2013) [-]
#31 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Not really sure if you're agreeing or not, but thumb cause I like that gif.
#33 - AirborneAlpha (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh I am agreeing good sir.
User avatar #34 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Alrighty.
#104 - Well I love my family no matter how much drama, and they all c…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Too good not to share 0
#173 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Not exactly, younger white people tend to not be that close older generations bring in fifty cousins that they where super close to when they where kids... how many of your mothers cousins do you have to interact with?
User avatar #184 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Not many considering I live in a different country as them, but when I lived their I saw them and played with them atleast weekly.
User avatar #185 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
there**
#4 - Anybody else watch this ******* amazing movie? 05/06/2013 on Wine Tasting 0
#8 - Picture 05/06/2013 on Play fighting +7
#17 - The BFAP (i think it's them) allows a certain amount of bug pa… 05/06/2013 on Facts! +2
#71 - Agreed. 05/06/2013 on Get of my planet 0
#69 - Well yeah with civilization, but I would hate to see the same …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Get of my planet 0
User avatar #70 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sure if this thing had a huge announcement, like on television, a lot of people would be moving. So it wouldn't be too small.

I don't know, I honestly doubt it will even progress to the stage where a colony is built.
User avatar #71 - onceman (05/06/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#66 - I seriously doubt that.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Get of my planet 0
User avatar #67 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey man, no need to cause beef.

It'd be an interesting experience, but I dunno. I'd probably wait until more buildings and establishments were made, as long as all the faggots don't follow.
User avatar #69 - onceman (05/06/2013) [-]
Well yeah with civilization, but I would hate to see the same people everyday in an isolated micro-colony.
User avatar #70 - soopergrover (05/06/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sure if this thing had a huge announcement, like on television, a lot of people would be moving. So it wouldn't be too small.

I don't know, I honestly doubt it will even progress to the stage where a colony is built.
User avatar #71 - onceman (05/06/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#25 - Now it would be more Canadian if they said "they don't th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on The Most Canadian Thing Ever -4
User avatar #60 - stallwallwriter (05/07/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally the sentence.
#47 - Get to know them by getting of the ******* intern…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Too good not to share -1
#100 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Because if you've ever been to a family event you'd know everyone who's there is basically just a walking sack of drama and/or a major jackass.
User avatar #104 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Well I love my family no matter how much drama, and they all care for my sister mom and I, I know white people tend to be less close so that might be it.
#173 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
Not exactly, younger white people tend to not be that close older generations bring in fifty cousins that they where super close to when they where kids... how many of your mothers cousins do you have to interact with?
User avatar #184 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
Not many considering I live in a different country as them, but when I lived their I saw them and played with them atleast weekly.
User avatar #185 - onceman (05/07/2013) [-]
there**
#58 - reigndrac (05/06/2013) [-]
#67 - Let me tell you something about slayer that most of you will h… 05/06/2013 on Slayer -4
#68 - No, but it's the only way people pay attention to him. 05/06/2013 on a good alternative +2
#411 - Hear the same. 05/06/2013 on :_ 0
#407 - I live in Hamilton Ontario (yes I know it's **** )…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on :_ 0
User avatar #410 - kiratheunholy (05/06/2013) [-]
That's strange. Though (Not trying to offend) I hear people in Ontario and Quebec in general are a less kind of a populous than in the rest of Canada.
User avatar #411 - onceman (05/06/2013) [-]
Hear the same.
#193 - lived* 05/06/2013 on :_ 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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