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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#16 - Oh alrighty. 05/31/2013 on Sounds like Canada 0
#13 - Well I live in Hamilton and the people here aren't very friendly  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Sounds like Canada 0
User avatar #14 - lightninghorse (05/31/2013) [-]
ah, that's what you meant. sorry about that. i live in Ontario south as you can go.
User avatar #16 - onceman (05/31/2013) [-]
Oh alrighty.
#3 - Fun fact: Due to his mother's wishes, his first solo album &qu… 05/31/2013 on Damnit Wayne +6
#9 - Picture 05/31/2013 on Gbn plz +30
#8 - Southern Ontario and Quebec aren't part of Canada anymore?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Sounds like Canada +4
User avatar #12 - lightninghorse (05/31/2013) [-]
yes they are
User avatar #13 - onceman (05/31/2013) [-]
Well I live in Hamilton and the people here aren't very friendly
User avatar #14 - lightninghorse (05/31/2013) [-]
ah, that's what you meant. sorry about that. i live in Ontario south as you can go.
User avatar #16 - onceman (05/31/2013) [-]
Oh alrighty.
#59 - She can make a cool design on it with white ink 05/31/2013 on black orgy +3
#81 - Sorry meant English. 05/30/2013 on Some Actors 0
#6 - I don't get #4  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on 7 ways to scare your roommate 0
User avatar #7 - josephkirk (05/30/2013) [-]
gives the illusion that you were on the ceiling and slipped out of shoes, now you are on the floor in holding your head moaning in pain because you fell on yer head =/
#18 - His Welsh or British, not quite sure.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Some Actors +1
#73 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Welsh is British.
User avatar #81 - onceman (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry meant English.
#16 - For a while I thought Johnny Depp was British and Christian Ba…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Some Actors +9
#17 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Christian Bale isn't American?
User avatar #18 - onceman (05/30/2013) [-]
His Welsh or British, not quite sure.
#73 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Welsh is British.
User avatar #81 - onceman (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry meant English.
#44 - Read this was actually an anti-rape rally. 05/30/2013 on femanism +7
#43 - It was an anti-rape rally 05/30/2013 on femanism +5
#17 - Are you insinuating that Canadians don't really mean it when t… 05/29/2013 on canadian supermarket riot 0
#62 - EA glasses  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Microsoft glass 0
#73 - pulluspardus (05/29/2013) [-]
EA's pants
#31 - There are plenty of better actors who haven't won oscars. 05/29/2013 on tumblr excuses 0
#31 - “They Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do” -Oscar Gamble 05/28/2013 on Yearbook Quote Compilation... 0
#382 - He apparantley didn't know what a vinyl was. Plus other rapper…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Young Money gets no love +1
User avatar #383 - ellenrimbauer (05/28/2013) [-]
I think that kind of just shows he is a little ignorant, or maybe he doesn't care about whatever it was. I like Hopsin because he sounds good, he reminds me of Eminem in a few ways, and I can actually understand what he says. However he is as a person isn't too important as long as he keeps up the good music people will continue to listen and buy his stuff.
#349 - Well tbh you'd have to watch nardwar's other interviews, usual…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Young Money gets no love +1
User avatar #357 - ellenrimbauer (05/28/2013) [-]
Hopsin only did one interview with him?

Just because he didn't know anything, or much, about the thing he was given, that doesn't mean that he is fake, and it could be for any reason that he didn't know about it.
User avatar #382 - onceman (05/28/2013) [-]
He apparantley didn't know what a vinyl was. Plus other rappers, some that Hopsin dissed, were able to do it.
User avatar #383 - ellenrimbauer (05/28/2013) [-]
I think that kind of just shows he is a little ignorant, or maybe he doesn't care about whatever it was. I like Hopsin because he sounds good, he reminds me of Eminem in a few ways, and I can actually understand what he says. However he is as a person isn't too important as long as he keeps up the good music people will continue to listen and buy his stuff.
#292 - I don't even know 05/27/2013 on Young Money gets no love 0
#156 - We called them piggies in Colombia. 05/27/2013 on State of the Union 0
#279 - Lil Wayne and Eminem both became really commercial, only reaso…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Young Money gets no love -3
User avatar #291 - ilikeweed (05/27/2013) [-]
seriously though. what happened to eminem. he dropped relapse and it was one of the dopest albums ever. then he said he regretted it and dropped recovery. which had a fucking rihanna feature. and he said it was the best shit he's ever done. i forever lost my respect for him that day.
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User avatar #310 - lulurare (05/28/2013) [-]
Nahhh Relapse did suck are you kidding me? Did you even listen to the lyrics of his songs? The only good songs on Relapse were Deja Vu and Beautiful. He tried to go with the whole Slim Shady alter ego, but he just doesn't have the same fire in him anymore. Recovery was a much better album. It wasn't great, but the message of the album was a lot better. In that album he talked about how he has finally overcome his addiction to pills, and has learned to live with the death of his best friend proof.
User avatar #376 - ilikeweed (05/28/2013) [-]
the songs you just mentioned were the most played out mainstream songs. yes. i loved the lyrics. i like that he was trying to be slim shady again. that's why i liked him in the first place. i don't want to hear about him getting over all that and dealing with death. that's some Drake shit. and don't even get me started and the Bad Meets Evil album. holy fucking shit. if that wasn't the most mainstream sounding piece of shit that was ever created, than i guess i don't know music. that's just my opinion though.
User avatar #377 - lulurare (05/28/2013) [-]
Bad Meets Evil sucked, but I don't see how you can say that you don't want to see him getting all emotional over the death of his best friend. His best friend that he's known since he was a young teenager. Probably his only friend seeing as he was bullied when he was younger. That's what Rappers do, they let out their emotions through the strokes of the pen. That's why people like Eminem more than they like Wayne, Kanye, Wiz, Miller, and 99% of the Rap game.
User avatar #379 - ilikeweed (05/28/2013) [-]
it just doesn't work for me with eminem. i know too well in a different light.
as for kanye west. his music was actually really good before the 808's and heartbreak album. and even on that album i like a few songs. i guess there's no common ground here considering we don't have the same taste. obviously. let's just agree to disagree.
User avatar #380 - ilikeweed (05/28/2013) [-]
*him
#316 - fuckedbyapony (05/28/2013) [-]
Gotta agree with you there man
User avatar #292 - onceman (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't even know
#276 - Listen to his nardwar interview and see how fake he actually is.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Young Money gets no love +1
User avatar #306 - ellenrimbauer (05/27/2013) [-]
I tend to miss really obvious things sometimes, if you don't mind explaining what you mean? I watched the video of the interview and the only problem I saw was that he stutters a lot and kind of repeats things.
User avatar #349 - onceman (05/28/2013) [-]
Well tbh you'd have to watch nardwar's other interviews, usually when he presents the artist with gifts or items the artist in question is able to drop a bunch of knowledge on said item (including rappers like Lil Wayne, Waka Flocka, MGK, and Wiz Khalifa), but Hopsin didn't know shit.
User avatar #357 - ellenrimbauer (05/28/2013) [-]
Hopsin only did one interview with him?

Just because he didn't know anything, or much, about the thing he was given, that doesn't mean that he is fake, and it could be for any reason that he didn't know about it.
User avatar #382 - onceman (05/28/2013) [-]
He apparantley didn't know what a vinyl was. Plus other rappers, some that Hopsin dissed, were able to do it.
User avatar #383 - ellenrimbauer (05/28/2013) [-]
I think that kind of just shows he is a little ignorant, or maybe he doesn't care about whatever it was. I like Hopsin because he sounds good, he reminds me of Eminem in a few ways, and I can actually understand what he says. However he is as a person isn't too important as long as he keeps up the good music people will continue to listen and buy his stuff.
#69 - Watching it right now. About to end the second season and it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Dr who 0
#88 - trimageryan (05/27/2013) [-]
Then you don't know....Oh the ride is about to get so much more fun. The third season end will shock and delight you.

I'm so excited for you!
#19 - Now THAT'S what I call commitment. 05/27/2013 on Wat +1
#105 - I haven't listened to anything more than little snips of "… 05/27/2013 on Natural Born Killer +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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