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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4735
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Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#82 - That's heightist, and futhermore it's racist because I'm hispa… 12/26/2014 on there's too much shit +1
#79 - yeah I am but it makes my cack look bigger in comparis…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on there's too much shit 0
User avatar #80 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2014) [-]
bitch you're like an inch taller than me
and I am short
But the second thing. Well. It's something.
User avatar #196 - jsrf (12/27/2014) [-]
this whole time i thought u were talking about his dick size so i was look at my 8" with so much shame and disapointment
User avatar #82 - onceman (12/26/2014) [-]
That's heightist, and futhermore it's racist because I'm hispanic and you should have know that without me telling you somehow
#44 - mad 12/26/2014 on not today jew -5
#68 - But it's mostly breast tissue on your boobs, and if not, but t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on there's too much shit 0
User avatar #78 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2014) [-]
you're short as fuck m8
User avatar #79 - onceman (12/26/2014) [-]
yeah I am
but it makes my cack look bigger in comparison so it's not so bad, plus I'm 16, I'll probably get a bit taller
User avatar #80 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2014) [-]
bitch you're like an inch taller than me
and I am short
But the second thing. Well. It's something.
User avatar #196 - jsrf (12/27/2014) [-]
this whole time i thought u were talking about his dick size so i was look at my 8" with so much shame and disapointment
User avatar #82 - onceman (12/26/2014) [-]
That's heightist, and futhermore it's racist because I'm hispanic and you should have know that without me telling you somehow
#37 - An eye for an eye and all that stuff, she's no better by doing that.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/26/2014 on not today jew -38
User avatar #70 - funbaggy (12/27/2014) [-]
She picked up the trash.
#63 - fefe (12/27/2014) [-]
>eye for an eye
excessive punishment is not an eye for an eye
User avatar #65 - onceman (12/27/2014) [-]
elaborate
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/26/2014) [-]
Jesus guys I'm sorry I'm not spiteful and vengeful
User avatar #66 - commontroll (12/27/2014) [-]
You should be sorry.
#52 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
It's called JUUSSTIICCEEEEE
User avatar #59 - onceman (12/27/2014) [-]
Justice is him getting a fine for literling
#61 - starlordoriginal (12/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - whatareyouon (12/26/2014) [-]
im 100% certain that the biker wasn't trying to be better but, teach a lesson to assholes who do this.
#113 - This girl's ass is probab ly amazing tho 12/25/2014 on Girls having abs, Opinions? 0
#15 - How does this make your cum taste tho? Like for a partner  [+] (7 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Seamen +21
User avatar #96 - nommonsterbaa (12/25/2014) [-]
That celery is going to fuck with the taste pretty bad. Reminded me I still need to make this for better cum taste because apparently I've got nasty shit at the moment


1 cup of pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup of apple juice
1/2 teaspoon of ginger
1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
2 tablespoons of honey

Or just: www.steakandbj.org/blowjob-tips/recipe-for-super-spunk-smoothie/

And just pineapple helps a hell of a lot, supposedly
User avatar #23 - lurg (12/25/2014) [-]
you should also keep in mind the compounds that make sweat smell are sulfur based. High selenium in the diet can replace the sulfur and REALLY REALLY make your sweat smell SUPER bad.
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (12/25/2014) [-]
Probably horrible. Eat lots of fruit, especially pineapple.
User avatar #19 - killerliquid (12/25/2014) [-]
What if both in tangent
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm guessing fruit will override the supplements taste.
User avatar #29 - lurg (12/25/2014) [-]
theoretically if you make juices with stuff like spinach and peanut butter or fruit and like, zinc supplements oh and added soy granules it would accomplish all of the above, taste like peanuts and be a good dietary booster.
#16 - nachobeldavid (12/24/2014) [-]
#63 - While on the subject of booty How do you ****** fee…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2014 on The best gift of all 0
User avatar #86 - holycrapimacupcake (12/24/2014) [-]
My fiance wants me to do it once she's back from her schooling. I'd gladly do it.
User avatar #70 - playapplepie (12/24/2014) [-]
I hate telling this story, but I ate my ex's booty out only once. It was after a through cleaning and it was an absolutely bizarre experience for me. Of course she liked it, but I did not do it again.
User avatar #69 - joekhorneguy (12/24/2014) [-]
REALLY depends on the girl.

first gf i had, no problem, she was always clean

the one i have now? not so much

bottom line, if she's clean then i'm game
User avatar #68 - gmarrox (12/24/2014) [-]
You gotta eat the entire ass
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm a bit of a germ-aphob so no.
#8 - Picture 12/24/2014 on Not giving a shit +70
#7 - I think you glitched when you were thinking of that 12/24/2014 on He has a BIG thirst. 0
#20 - I've seen it used countless times, and I've used it myself but…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - warioteam (12/24/2014) [-]
we use it online because 1. no one knows who you are 2. even if so, theres no chance an actual nigger will overhear and fuck your shit up
#60 - >people are convinced you need supplements for good results 12/23/2014 on That time of year is coming... 0
#31 - That's not the reason women live longer at all tho There's… 12/23/2014 on Feminist thug life 0
#44 - IMBLYING  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on How to sell a videogame +1
#59 - fefe (12/23/2014) [-]
Biting a popsicle?!
#60 - fefe (12/23/2014) [-]
Nevermind. Actually looked. She's not biting it. I am ashamed.
I have really sensitive teeth, the brief thought was painful.
#13 - This is one of my favourite episodes, Ilove variety so much. 12/21/2014 on The Fairly OddParents:... 0
#17 - Satanism is an alright religion, but I don't think stupidity s…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Tumblr Comp 0
#57 - xenomorpheous (12/21/2014) [-]
The satanism talked about here was designed to make satan look like a "good guy" and is why most other, more true forms of satanism, look down upon the church of satan. Lavey and many others softened satanism so it would be more widely accepted. It's sacrilege. If a member of the Temple of the Black Light ran into a person running around saying how satan is a good guy and how his laws are pretty good, he/she would likely beat that person to death with their bare hands.
User avatar #53 - wiwaaaa (12/21/2014) [-]
I agree. People often mix up having a lot of knowledge with being clever. Just because you remember a bunch of facts, doesn't mean that you can build on them or solve problems about them.
User avatar #24 - ninjaroo (12/21/2014) [-]
Everyone has a base line level of respect from me. I respect you as a human being and all the rights the law gives you, plus some because you haven't proven to be a dick. Beyond that, I refuse to grant random people the respect I have for my father. You earn shit like that.
#2 - Yeah totally elegance trumps extravagance because the house on…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Random Pics Pt. 1 +35
User avatar #8 - badmonkey (12/20/2014) [-]
Well the electric bill's gonna look nicer for one
#18 - Sometimes Quebec's extreme left wing liberal faggotry isn't that bad 12/20/2014 on Fvck it -1
#17 - Montreal is a single part of Canada a very ****** , …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Fvck it +29
#134 - therealrainbowdash (12/20/2014) [-]
Few places in Toronto are showing it too.
User avatar #102 - thewulfman (12/20/2014) [-]
Hey, least they have one of the best hockey teams in the league. Go Habs.
User avatar #57 - thetrobadour (12/20/2014) [-]
i live in Montréal, by far better than Toronto where I used to live, also you can easily live without french in montreal, theres not even a single person I know that doesnt speak english.
User avatar #33 - eezo (12/20/2014) [-]
Well

It's the least shit thing east of Ontario
#24 - He was in a place called Manly in Sydney 12/19/2014 on He ded. +1
#150 - Wow all correct statements 12/16/2014 on I miss square soft 0
#147 - What's wrong with lightning? I didn't finish the game so I wou…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on I miss square soft 0
User avatar #151 - lapaat (12/16/2014) [-]
Idk. I like her and 13. The ending of 13 doesn't screw her up at all imo. She's like a female Cloud Strife (personality wise)

I do hate Hope though.
User avatar #149 - dildobarbarian (12/16/2014) [-]
she is such an unoriginal design, basically, copy and pasted personality of cloud and squall, but a female version so the girl gamers don't feel left out.
User avatar #150 - onceman (12/16/2014) [-]
Wow all correct statements
#44 - Picture 12/15/2014 on Love this new comic generator 0
#51 - in reality, the word shouldn't bother you at all 12/15/2014 on do u have memes 0
#9 - Dude you need to reevaulate if you have such abring problem wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on do u have memes +3
User avatar #22 - Zyklone (12/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you need to reevaluate if you think I literally cut my face each time i hear that..

It's a joke
User avatar #51 - onceman (12/15/2014) [-]
in reality, the word shouldn't bother you at all

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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