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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#44 - I don't listen to her at all, but she is a talnted singer. Lis…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really my style of music but it does sound nice
User avatar #51 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw that post to show that guy wasn't exactly correct.
#41 - "...and she uses autotune to fix the imperfections in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark 0
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know who she is and hell she may be a good single but that's not what autotune does. Auto-tune fixes everything. In the case of bands like avenged, they record the same vocal many times over and then someone has to manually piece it together.
User avatar #44 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't listen to her at all, but she is a talnted singer. Listen to skyscraper if you'd like
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really my style of music but it does sound nice
User avatar #51 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw that post to show that guy wasn't exactly correct.
#16 - He's seen his country win the world cup more than once, if I w… 07/15/2014 on I don't think he is sad... 0
#38 - He was really bad and she uses autotunes to fix the imperfecti…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
User avatar #40 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
So let me get this straight, she's a good singer, as long as she has someone else write her songs and fix her inability to sing?
User avatar #41 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
"...and she uses autotune to fix the imperfections in the recording..." meaning any mistake made that isn't big enough to re-sing and record in the studio again like how literally (hyperbole) every single musical artist who sings does, whether it be demi lovato or avenged sevenfold, very rarely does a singe flawlessly sing a song in the studio, there's always something that's gotta be fixed, and they often use autotune to correct that and her song writing ability has nothing to do with being a talented singer, Justin Bieber can't write music very well but he knows how to sing well, he has a good singing voice making him a talented singer, and I mean "singer" in the most literal way, I don't mean artist,
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know who she is and hell she may be a good single but that's not what autotune does. Auto-tune fixes everything. In the case of bands like avenged, they record the same vocal many times over and then someone has to manually piece it together.
User avatar #44 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't listen to her at all, but she is a talnted singer. Listen to skyscraper if you'd like
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really my style of music but it does sound nice
User avatar #51 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw that post to show that guy wasn't exactly correct.
#6 - come on guys he worked hard on that cake 07/15/2014 on niggers +1
#9 - no that's what maradona said in spanish 07/15/2014 on Maradona, suck! 0
#5 - he says "no es normal que haga una conferencia con un jug…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Maradona, suck! 0
User avatar #8 - magicalsteve (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm no translator but that doesn't exactly look like German
User avatar #9 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
no that's what maradona said in spanish
#32 - Coke has to be drank cold or else it's bad, Pepsi is fine at r… 07/14/2014 on Realistic Slogans +1
#68 - >Colombia not being right under Brazil and Argentina  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Final Antics: Germany V... +1
#72 - wheredahoodat (07/14/2014) [-]
mudkip explained his order in #9.
#266 - do you think they would get offended if they went on /sp/? 07/13/2014 on We've Moved On From The Horse +1
#74 - however, I do believe that the actual character was supposed t… 07/12/2014 on Arya's got the moves +1
#176 - and you did say you liked classics 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#175 - funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#172 - yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#169 - I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#167 - You really underestimate Lil Wayne, I have a feeling you don't…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#168 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
that still dont mean i have to like him. i mean justin bieber is in but i will still stick with the ones that lifted me up when i felt down and thats the old school
User avatar #169 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the conformists are, there's a big lil wayne hate bandwaggon
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#164 - came out in 2002 I take it you don't know abou…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#165 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
well i listen to the ones with tupac and since that came out 6 years after he died i cant care to much. im just a little suprised with the style and the fact lil fuckin wayne is in a song
User avatar #167 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
You really underestimate Lil Wayne, I have a feeling you don't know what the carter 2 is, like he was literally getting praise left and right at his prime
He's been praised by and/or has worked with Outkast, snoop dogg, nas, etc.
#168 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
that still dont mean i have to like him. i mean justin bieber is in but i will still stick with the ones that lifted me up when i felt down and thats the old school
User avatar #169 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the conformists are, there's a big lil wayne hate bandwaggon
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#140 - nothing's for everyone  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#137 - it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #138 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#135 - you know it just seems like brainless conforming when you say …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #136 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ive listened to it since my friends used to constantly listen to it around me

it dont make sense

Shoot on Sight-Боль (Eng/Srb Lyrics)
User avatar #137 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased since his beginnings
User avatar #138 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#131 - cause really, it seems like you've been brainwashed by the &qu…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #133 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
No
no
no
no
Kolovrat (Коловрат) - Nazi Ska (People Haters) with lyrics
top lel
User avatar #135 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
you know it just seems like brainless conforming when you say stuff like that and obviously havent listened to a Lil Wayne song (except for maybe something on the radio)
that joke would be funny if it were true
User avatar #136 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ive listened to it since my friends used to constantly listen to it around me

it dont make sense

Shoot on Sight-Боль (Eng/Srb Lyrics)
User avatar #137 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased since his beginnings
User avatar #138 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
User avatar #143 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
#129 - oh wow friend I don't want you to be misled 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#127 - I take you've never actually listened to Lil Wayne (safe for s… 07/12/2014 on M&Ms +2
#124 - Funny cause that "best stanza" is from one of Wayne'… 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#121 - Friendly remainder that Outlawz did a song with Lil Wayne and …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#155 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
well i did not hear that so i cant deny or say yes to this maybe it was a remix but still he sucks ass. pic for fun fact
User avatar #164 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
Outlawz - What Side U On
came out in 2002
I take it you don't know about old Lil Wayne?
#165 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
well i listen to the ones with tupac and since that came out 6 years after he died i cant care to much. im just a little suprised with the style and the fact lil fuckin wayne is in a song
User avatar #167 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
You really underestimate Lil Wayne, I have a feeling you don't know what the carter 2 is, like he was literally getting praise left and right at his prime
He's been praised by and/or has worked with Outkast, snoop dogg, nas, etc.
#168 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
that still dont mean i have to like him. i mean justin bieber is in but i will still stick with the ones that lifted me up when i felt down and thats the old school
User avatar #169 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I just feel like your hating him for the same reasons that the conformists are, there's a big lil wayne hate bandwaggon
#171 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
oh im sorry do you know me ?
and no i just fucking hate is style of "rap" so please fuck off i think he suck i do not care what you think about him cya and i dont give a shit about young money either they suck chefs salty choclat balls
User avatar #172 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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