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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:8/30/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#225 - I never noticed vault got discontinued. 07/07/2014 on Soda Comp 0
#16 - then you my friend have not watched holes in a long time 07/06/2014 on Bar Exam 0
#42 - There's a joke here about the ninja turtles and how they're al… 07/06/2014 on (untitled) +11
#2417 - dammit 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#2403 - **onceman rolls 2,258**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#2417 - onceman (07/06/2014) [-]
dammit
#21 - Lol, none of Belgium's wins were convincing. Colombia is t… 07/04/2014 on wololo 2 +1
#50 - Like the truman show?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#48 - My life is a lie  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#46 - This is al hypothetical.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#38 - Actually someone added to the quote so the answer to your …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Crash 0
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh, ok.
#15 - and HAMEZ Rodriguez 07/03/2014 on Tim Howard is good ... 0
#35 - well that's quite an impressive array of sports you've done. I… 07/03/2014 on Crash 0
#2925 - **onceman rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#44 - but then that woukd be that what you said is fact  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #45 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Nope, because I wouldn't know that I wasn't the one in the jar who is made to think I am watching you be in the jar. So once again, it's my opinion based on the things I think I see.
User avatar #46 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
This is al hypothetical.
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#31 - that would be funny if it was true, but a very famous rugby qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Crash 0
User avatar #37 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Then what is a gentleman's game played by hooligans?
Gladiator fights?
User avatar #38 - onceman (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually someone added to the quote
so the answer to your question is football (soccer)
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh, ok.
#5 - You've never watched rugby my friend  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Crash 0
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm not much for sports. I've done murican football, soccer (what everyone else calls football), wrestling, basketball, baseball, and tennis. But honestly? Chess is my game.
User avatar #35 - onceman (07/03/2014) [-]
well that's quite an impressive array of sports you've done. I like chess too haha, not nearly as much as you I believe
#14 - BerserkerMushroom (07/03/2014) [-]
>dumbass thugs
>rugby
>thinking theres much difference
User avatar #31 - onceman (07/03/2014) [-]
that would be funny if it was true, but a very famous rugby quote believed to be said by winston chruchill is
"Rugby is a hooligans' game played by gentlemen"
User avatar #37 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Then what is a gentleman's game played by hooligans?
Gladiator fights?
User avatar #38 - onceman (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually someone added to the quote
so the answer to your question is football (soccer)
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh, ok.
User avatar #16 - rollmeanddie (07/03/2014) [-]
AH CAMMON B'AHY TAINT NUDDIN WRONG WIVVA BOUTTA RUGBY
#26 - living organisms exist on this earth, there may be somebody th…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #32 - Vandeekree (07/03/2014) [-]
Sorry mate. You're just a brain in a jar receiving electric pulses. A Matrix like simulation. You're not even human. Human's are a made up species for the experiment you're in. You'er an entirely different species. There is no real planet Earth. It's part of the simulation too. Done by alien scientists on you, another alien of their same species.

Meaning that irrefutable fact you just said can be questioned.
User avatar #44 - onceman (07/03/2014) [-]
but then that woukd be that what you said is fact
User avatar #45 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Nope, because I wouldn't know that I wasn't the one in the jar who is made to think I am watching you be in the jar. So once again, it's my opinion based on the things I think I see.
User avatar #46 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
This is al hypothetical.
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#4 - oh wow that looks incredibly staged 07/03/2014 on Potential for Wasting +13
#48 - that's my problem with metalheads, so many of them are just to… 07/03/2014 on No STOP DON'T! 0
#34 - Damn the whole cartel went to the same school 07/02/2014 on tacos +7
#33 - This is basically how I am when I play sports vs little kids 07/02/2014 on a fair fight +1
#174 - "a bunch of spic nations" The only spic nations …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #175 - teoberry (07/02/2014) [-]
truuuuuuuu
#62 - Implying we're not gonna win the world cup 07/02/2014 on Oh google... -2
#3939 - **onceman rolls 440,686,839** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#102 - *tips fedora* 07/01/2014 on influential artist 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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