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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8148
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1935 total,  2206 ,  271
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Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:78538
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4573
FJ Points:5868
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#79 - If a slot had downsyndrome, but it was somehow pretty, it woul… 09/02/2014 on Sorry Jennifer -3
#101 - >silliest I think you spelled "coolest" … 09/02/2014 on Hats 0
#4 - Jesus she's not that hot 09/02/2014 on Goodbye 0
#10 - Textbook example of funnyjunk judging somebody soley on their … 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point +2
#67 - My cousin's iphone fell in the tub when it was full of water a… 08/26/2014 on Rekt 0
#30 - Can't legal action be taken against her for embezzling or some…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on The Future of Zoe Quinn's... +6
#51 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2014) [-]
we'd probably fail if we tried to make that happen. the right people probably got their money, and she has her arse covered.
#23 - She had a better verse than Kanye West, Rick Ross, and Jay Z i… 08/25/2014 on Nicki Minaj 0
#131 - look again  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on FJ mentioned, swell with pride 0
#133 - majkee (08/21/2014) [-]
Dunno, dont really care much bout the whole slept with guys thing, so never gave it much thought, first glance i thought it was him (and it was some gaming journalism reward he was holding).
#129 - who's the guy holding the emmy?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on FJ mentioned, swell with pride 0
#130 - majkee (08/21/2014) [-]
Totalbiscuit
User avatar #131 - onceman (08/21/2014) [-]
look again
#133 - majkee (08/21/2014) [-]
Dunno, dont really care much bout the whole slept with guys thing, so never gave it much thought, first glance i thought it was him (and it was some gaming journalism reward he was holding).
#15 - I used to hate those ******* kids so much 08/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Look who wants to see daddy 0
User avatar #30 - sajberkurajber (08/21/2014) [-]
seen it on 4chan few days ago
#103 - I used to be like that when I was 12, well sorry, English isn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
#104 - coughingboss (08/21/2014) [-]
every1s 1st language is american thats why its #1
#98 - for not knowing how to spell berated off the top of my head?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
#100 - coughingboss (08/20/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #103 - onceman (08/21/2014) [-]
I used to be like that when I was 12, well sorry, English isn't my first language so I go by pronounciation.
#104 - coughingboss (08/21/2014) [-]
every1s 1st language is american thats why its #1
#3 - weren't we berrading iphones like a month ago?  [+] (14 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Pretty accurate -9
#86 - coughingboss (08/20/2014) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #98 - onceman (08/20/2014) [-]
for not knowing how to spell berated off the top of my head?
#100 - coughingboss (08/20/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #103 - onceman (08/21/2014) [-]
I used to be like that when I was 12, well sorry, English isn't my first language so I go by pronounciation.
#104 - coughingboss (08/21/2014) [-]
every1s 1st language is american thats why its #1
#5 - Jeff C (08/19/2014) [-]
1.) We've always BERATED iPhones
2.) Where do you see an iPhone?
#87 - coughingboss (08/20/2014) [-]
Jeff Carrigan
#95 - Jeff C (08/20/2014) [-]
I assume that's somebody you know, and it's not me. Sorry sir
#96 - coughingboss (08/20/2014) [-]
Good thing we hate eachother...And I wouldve trolled to oblivion..
#97 - Jeff C (08/20/2014) [-]
Welp I'm glad I'm not Jeff Carrigan than :p tell him I said go fuck himself for uhh, sharing my initials or something
User avatar #8 - stocxt (08/19/2014) [-]
That's an iPhone 5 charefer
#11 - Jeff C (08/19/2014) [-]
Really? I don't have an iPhone but I always thought they were wide at the part you put into your phone and then a regular USB plug-in for like car chargers/computers. The end looks like a micro-USB to me
User avatar #12 - stocxt (08/19/2014) [-]
They decided to change the charger for the iPhone 5 even though it's been the same since like the first iPod
#4 - Womens Study Major (08/19/2014) [-]
Berating?
#16 - This guy is ******* retarded, you would be using … 08/19/2014 on Just Oreoes 0
#12 - "and while they try figure out how the hell they work&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #25 - rumpelstilzchen (08/19/2014) [-]
I think you're going up much faster when you're used to it, plust nobody expects this kind of stairs.
#69 - Gift means poison in German We're not speaking Danish… 08/18/2014 on made me laugh -1
#230 - Please Addy, my account is almost 3 years old and I'm level 269 08/16/2014 on Need mods for my imageboard +1
#24 - This is why we should not judge people by what they wear. 08/15/2014 on Scary elevator prank +30
#35 - my middle school had a festival every year and they made walki… 08/15/2014 on Target 0
#38 - Lil Wayne doesn't write at all, he rapped everything he wrote …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hey, Well Its Catchy. But... -3
User avatar #57 - sagedivinity (08/15/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean everything he did since was off the top of his head. He could record into a tape recorder, record it in a studio and edit as he plays it back, he could get people to right for him as a lot of artists do.
#101 - He was worried about the cows' safety actually  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow -1
#108 - zschalberg (08/14/2014) [-]
Cows are life, cows are love
#78 - Ever heard of cattle dogs? Dogs have been doing this …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow -2
#99 - zschalberg (08/14/2014) [-]
True, but not that dog and not those cows. These cows were clearly not acclimated to dogs being around them and the dog was not used to being around cows. One bad move and the dog gets thrown or trampled all for their laughs.

I'm not mad they had the dog in there, no one got hurt. But he's not an uncultured swine for thinking of the dog's safety.
#162 - auswooky (08/14/2014) [-]
zschalberg has it right. cattle dogs are trained and keep their distance and the cows know what they are and what to do around them. This ones not safe for dog or any thing else.
User avatar #101 - onceman (08/14/2014) [-]
He was worried about the cows' safety actually
#108 - zschalberg (08/14/2014) [-]
Cows are life, cows are love
#41 - I would never talk about sports to somebody that wasn't giving…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2014 on WoW +1
User avatar #46 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
I would never talk about anything trivial to someone who didn't give a fuck
User avatar #48 - itrooztrooperdown (08/14/2014) [-]
I would never talk
User avatar #50 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
I would never
User avatar #83 - thebaseballexpert (08/14/2014) [-]
never
User avatar #86 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
ever
User avatar #87 - thebaseballexpert (08/14/2014) [-]
ever
User avatar #88 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
ever ever
User avatar #89 - thebaseballexpert (08/14/2014) [-]
getting back together
User avatar #90 - imagnetsux (08/14/2014) [-]
like, ever.
#8 - Ironman-RDJ dick riders probably don't even know about these y… 08/13/2014 on RDJ back in the days +10
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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