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I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#24 - Before he said "Concrete shoes won't help in a river …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Lil Wayne 0
User avatar #34 - jrondeau (06/15/2013) [-]
As I read over the lyrics to that song I can't help but think it was written by some high schooler who got really fucking high and then remembered he had an assignment due tomorrow.

I find it ridiculous that anyone would think that that idiot is talented.
User avatar #35 - onceman (06/15/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKgphZc3-g
Talent is not what I'm talking about, I'm saying the general thought of the conformed bandwaggon haters on the internet is that he has no flow, and that he raps about the same thing, which I can prove to be wrong.
User avatar #36 - jrondeau (06/16/2013) [-]
I just can't get with any flow that may exist in that song and I think it's an awful take on a love song (at least that's what I think it is). And while I've heard very little of what this fool has to offer because I just can't stand his songs, it just seems that he has absolutely no capacity to be deep beyond the thinking of your standard high school dropout and that's what makes me hate him so much, not just that his terrible music typically makes my ears burn.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=62uCuLQtBkk
I think this video gives the perfect example of how a band can be deep and use the rhythm in their style of music to add to that and make you actually feel in a song. Of course, if you can't get behind the rhythm in this song as I couldn't in yours (possibly due to different musical tastes) at least have a look at the lyrics to see what I mean.

And unfortunately, even if I was presented with an example of Lil' Wayne being deep in any way, I don't know if I could ever get past the fact that about half of all his lyrics and rhymes just seem so incredibly juvenile no matter how hard he tries (and that's being generous IMO).
User avatar #37 - onceman (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't usually take metal or rock songs too seriously because of the restrictions of the genre, most of the times the songs are serious, if you were to make a song about a non-serious topic it would have to be obvious or else you wouldn't have a strong following, what I'm saying is that a lot of these deep songs metal and rock bands have are from deep lyrics only, not from the heart unlike Hip-Hop, there are exceptions however, for example Tool, the singer is always passionate about his songs' meanings.
Alot of Lil Wayne's lyrics are very strange and in a way twisted, people don't know what he's talking about, they don't understand him, I'm not saying you don't like him because you can't understand him, I'm just saying that some of his seemingly immature or simpe lyrics are actually more thought out, don't get me wrong, I know Wayne's far from the best rapper in any time period, but I think there are many rappers who are more deserving of the hate he gets.
User avatar #38 - jrondeau (06/16/2013) [-]
I'd certainly agree that most of the best rappers' lyrics come from experience, but unfortunately the best are not typically the most popular. I don't typically educate myself about the personal lives of my bands though so I can't exactly empathize there. What I look for is typically a song's ability to inspire emotional responses (that's at least what I notice what I tend to like; I don't listen to songs expecting them to make me 'feel' or something as that would be weird) or something that can really make me get with the rhythm. The ability to blend every instrument in a band together in such a way with the lyrics as to make you get completely into the song is what I think makes certain metal songs so great.

And your standard loser high schooler who decides they're going to be a photographer typically thinks all of their bullshit photos of their lunches on Instagram are super deep and meaningful. I'll use this analogy to describe Lil' Wayne's attempts at deep lyrics.

[small[Also I can't stand Tool because their lead singer just sounds so whiny in every one of their songs...[small]
#23 - Wow, have to make the same comment in two consecutive pieces o… 06/15/2013 on Lil Wayne 0
#22 - Watch Hopsin's Nardwar interview and compare it the Lil Wayne'…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Lil Wayne -1
User avatar #27 - yojo (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm not going to do that. Obviously Lil Wayne acts well on camera because he's used to it. Hopsin's new to publicity. That doesn't change the quality of either of their music, which should count more than anything. Unless there's ghost writers involved, but that's another story.
User avatar #29 - onceman (06/15/2013) [-]
Well you don't know what Nardwar does, he presents the artists he interviews with a gift or an that item has something to do with the artist in question's life (usually from when they were younger or coming up) and it tends to be a deep thing that not a lot of people know about, most artists including Wayne are able to provide knowledge and culture about the item and its history, however Hopsin didn't seem to know anything he was just confused, he didn't even know what a fucking vinyl was, it has nothing to do with being used to acting for the camera, not at all, plus he interviews a lot of new artists that apparantely knew more than Hopsin.
I know you're afraid he's not all he makes himself out to be, but sometimes it's good to open your eyes.
And yeah, his music is good, he complains about other rappers very well, but that's a really easy road to take if you wanna get famout, by hating on the popular.
User avatar #30 - yojo (06/15/2013) [-]
He is what he makes out to be. In his songs he makes it quite obvious that he's intellectually challenged. He doesn't hide that at all. But you're right, Hopsin got fame at first by insulting bad rappers because it's hard to get recognized unless you do something noticeable. And now that people know him, he stopped and he regrets it. Many great rappers have to appeal to the masses to stay in the business. For example: J cole's "Workout". Also I know Lil Wayne has potential. If he tried he could make some meaningful shit. But he doesn't go for that, he goes for music that people can play loudly in the car, at the club, etc. because that's what earns money for him.
Lil Wayne is probably smarter than Hopsin, but that does not affect the quality of his music, even though it should. And once again, that's what I mainly care about. He doesn't even try to pick a topic to rap about. It's always all over the place.
User avatar #31 - onceman (06/15/2013) [-]
I actually didn't know that about Hopsin, thank you. Yeah Wayne showed his potential , and has gotten deep, but he doesn't have the same motivation he did before, it's shame, he has the capability to rap about deep shit to millions, but he doesn't. If he got meaningful more often he would be more respected.
User avatar #33 - yojo (06/15/2013) [-]
He's already made it to the top, and he's not someone who's in it to send a message, so there's no point of changing his style. As long as he sticks to his good beats and his witty metaphors, he'll get what he wants.
Hopsin said that only recently, right after releasing ill mind 5. Apparently he promised to stop attacking individuals and Ruthless Records. I'll just have to wait until Knock Madness to see if he lives up to that.
#21 - Tupac's crew did a song with Lil Wayne's grouo in the late 90's 06/15/2013 on Lil Wayne 0
#29 - Fun fact: Lil Wayne's first (solo) album that was released in …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Chicken Licking +3
User avatar #36 - articvibe (06/15/2013) [-]
same thing with comedians good ones don't have to swear
#50 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? What about George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Lewis Black, Bob Saget, Bill Burr, Tim Minchin, Bo Burnham?
User avatar #40 - onceman (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that, he swears a lot, but it's not like he can't rhyme and he does have numerous (countless) songs in which he doesn't curse.
#35 - anon (06/15/2013) [-]
Almost
User avatar #39 - onceman (06/15/2013) [-]
It included the first song he cursed in, which was about his hard "hood" life, dealing with the death of father, and dealing with beeing a teenage dad. Yep, all he ever raps about is pussy money and weed.
#7 - Idk guys, I always though Spongebob was watching something fem…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Nickelodeon +48
User avatar #10 - dragontamers (06/14/2013) [-]
Well, you were a kid then, these kind of jokes just fly straight over kids heads.
User avatar #73 - obese (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh the subliminal sataaaaannnnsss
User avatar #9 - weinerdick (06/14/2013) [-]
Do you remember his face
You don't watch a soap opera with that kinda face
And those don't have that kinda music either
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#46 - Except the fighting system is miles better. 06/11/2013 on E3 +1
#28 - I go to a barber I don't get that unecessary treatment, an… 06/10/2013 on Field cannot be empty +23
#159 - I hope you know that survey was conducted in one of the dumbes… 06/10/2013 on aleins 0
#157 - Chill out, this happened when 'Trololo' was actually somewhat funny. 06/10/2013 on aleins +3
#58 - "not prissy and stuck up like the other sluts" T…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2013 on The Banana Shark +3
User avatar #66 - jacksipian (06/09/2013) [-]
she gave anon a blowjob, she HAS to be a slut
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#56 - Colombia my good sir. 06/09/2013 on Cali +1
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#54 - yeah like 2 of them. 06/08/2013 on Behold: The Magic of Makeup 0
#14 - 50% cocaine 50% coffee can anyone guess where I'm from?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Cali +10
User avatar #50 - adrianking (06/08/2013) [-]
Miami.
User avatar #23 - toastersburnthings (06/08/2013) [-]
Trenton?
User avatar #20 - sladee (06/08/2013) [-]
ColOmbia
User avatar #55 - onceman (06/09/2013) [-]
yep
#18 - konradkurze (06/08/2013) [-]
new york
#31 - Stay positive no matter what, it's better to face tough situat…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Morals +1
User avatar #74 - godofcorndog (06/08/2013) [-]
Like every other JRPG?
#28 - I don't think he/she knows what the definition of concerned is 06/07/2013 on Title 0
#252 - Something in your brain tells you you're attracted to men with…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Choose to Be Gay +1
User avatar #255 - colossusshadow (06/07/2013) [-]
No, it's preference, you grow up and the way you grow up decides the things you like - including the people, which is all choice, not "how one was born"

The only reason people don't like it when people call sexuality is a choice is because they instantly assume if it's a choice the person believing it's a choice is going to tell them to change their mind, instead of just making a statement.
User avatar #320 - randomserb (06/07/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #257 - nucularwar (06/07/2013) [-]
I don't choose to like peanut butter but something in my brain tells me to consume massive amounts of it
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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