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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9327
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1935 total,  2206 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 7488 total,  11881 ,  4393
Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:3
Content Views:78574
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4606
FJ Points:5891
Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#56 - In my 8th grade math class there was a poster beside the clock… 06/23/2013 on Met -1
#56 - Alrighty then haha 06/22/2013 on man logic +1
#51 - Lol sorry I forgot the pic in that comment so I delted it.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on man logic +1
User avatar #53 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
as I said, it's ok, but do not underestimate my un-human power.
User avatar #56 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Alrighty then haha
#48 - Okay man I'm sorry 06/22/2013 on man logic +1
#47 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2013 on man logic 0
User avatar #50 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
It's ok dude, but do not underestimate my ability to reply to deleted comments
User avatar #51 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Lol sorry I forgot the pic in that comment so I delted it.
User avatar #53 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
as I said, it's ok, but do not underestimate my un-human power.
User avatar #56 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Alrighty then haha
#28 - "hahaha good one bro"  [+] (7 new replies) 06/22/2013 on man logic -2
#46 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
You said something?
#48 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Okay man I'm sorry
#47 - onceman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #50 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
It's ok dude, but do not underestimate my ability to reply to deleted comments
User avatar #51 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Lol sorry I forgot the pic in that comment so I delted it.
User avatar #53 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
as I said, it's ok, but do not underestimate my un-human power.
User avatar #56 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Alrighty then haha
#61 - I remember when I first thought about that last one … 06/22/2013 on Fuckin' tumblr... part 1 0
#89 - absolutely hideous 06/22/2013 on The good the bad and the ugly 0
#71 - Nah I was one of the haters around this time a year ago. 06/22/2013 on Yolo 0
#58 - Yeah mostly shows good flow in his mixtapes, but I don't reall…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Yolo 0
User avatar #60 - TopDawg (06/22/2013) [-]
I was always a Dre and Ice Cube jammer, but I'll listen to them.
#45 - Tech n9ne visited Lil Wayne in jail They both rep the same… 06/22/2013 on Yolo +1
#44 - Thanks man, appreciate the support.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Yolo +1
#70 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Wow dude fuck you! As soon as a famous person gets to much hate, y'all hipsters starts defending them
User avatar #71 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Nah I was one of the haters around this time a year ago.
#30 - Well when it comes to business, it was a very smart decision, … 06/22/2013 on Yolo +2
#23 - Part 2 I copied and pasted this from another content on he…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Yolo 0
#26 - bellabalooski has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Well when it comes to business, it was a very smart decision, the gangster rap was getting old, and he became pop commercial rap, he stayed relevant. Could he have done it better? Hell yeah, with that power I would at least try to send some message (i.e. Macklemore) but unfortunately Wayne believed he was at the top and lost all motivation to make good music.

Plus, if "we" get it, why is there still an overwhelming amount of bigots and simpletons making the same pictures, same jokes about him, and who truly believe them to be true?
I'm sorry if I'm too passionate about this, I used to hate the guy, but then I was actually introduced to his music instead of just saying what people told me.
#21 - There are tons of popular rappers worse than Lil Wayne, it's j…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Yolo +4
User avatar #51 - TopDawg (06/22/2013) [-]
I just hate the way he flows. I mean his voice is just... Really annoying to me, the auto tuned one, never really can say I heard him really flow.
User avatar #58 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Yeah mostly shows good flow in his mixtapes, but I don't really think he's every had great outstanding flow.

This is when the production quality was exceptionally worse, but he spits pretty damn good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nEeNoq-bLA

I don't know many people who don't like to rap along with this, unique flow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpvavg96Jc

This has autotune, but it's tolerable, and the flow is kinda generic, not as unique.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW-m0MtRBX8
User avatar #60 - TopDawg (06/22/2013) [-]
I was always a Dre and Ice Cube jammer, but I'll listen to them.
#43 - conordalymcr (06/22/2013) [-]
Finally man, a rational comment and not just "haha lil wayne sucks fucking swagfags amirite? lolol"
User avatar #44 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Thanks man, appreciate the support.
#70 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Wow dude fuck you! As soon as a famous person gets to much hate, y'all hipsters starts defending them
User avatar #71 - onceman (06/22/2013) [-]
Nah I was one of the haters around this time a year ago.
#89 - Unrelated in what way? Those aren't cheeke cakes, look at the … 06/21/2013 on Tumblr is a magical place +1
#89 - I got "requiem for a dream" on my first try … 06/21/2013 on need a movie to watch? +1
#40 - The best part of the Kanye pic is Ray J being shopped in as well. 06/21/2013 on Guy photoshops himself with... +4
#86 - Those guys arguing with each other won the finals last night. 06/21/2013 on Gamers Lately 0
#71 - Not only are the those tumblr users attention seeking liars, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Tumblr is a magical place -3
#83 - smokingman (06/21/2013) [-]
mfw "fertility without menstruating"

User avatar #81 - misticalz (06/21/2013) [-]
Unrelated as fuck
User avatar #89 - onceman (06/21/2013) [-]
Unrelated in what way? Those aren't cheeke cakes, look at the sides of them, they're fucking door wedges.
#105 - I'm not sure  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2013 on This is a description +25
#117 - Antwnhs (06/21/2013) [-]
ha, he hates 9gag
User avatar #111 - zaggystirdust (06/21/2013) [-]
well there are shit loads of other sites that do the same with their comics
User avatar #129 - animationhac (06/21/2013) [-]
Its just 9gag has a bad rep and we are getting one too due to how piss poor our community can be.
#106 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh....
#145 - Think about it, you were being difficult and unpleasant, other… 06/21/2013 on (4) What 0
#97 - He hates the **** out of funnyjunk.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/21/2013 on This is a description +10
User avatar #133 - europe (06/21/2013) [-]
Can you blame him?
User avatar #101 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
Did he say why?
#134 - meinneger (06/21/2013) [-]
it was pretty much solely because FJ and 9gag get advertising revenue off every piece of content that the userbase upload, even without the permission of the content owner

it's exactly the same as getting pissed off that your music is being pirated, and therefore, Rob, the rest of C&H and The Oatmeal too can go and fuck themselves.
#108 - AeroChic (06/21/2013) [-]
A few years ago, a bunch of people would post Cyanide and Happiness comics without giving any credit, and sometimes even cut the bottom portion with their copyright out.
User avatar #140 - iridium (06/21/2013) [-]
Actually you're not quite right. Cyanide and Happiness actually encouraged people to spread their comics across the internet.

The thing is, he made that post around the time when DJ 4DM1N threatened to sue somebody at some other website for some stupid reason. I don't remember the exact details but most people on the site thought even DJ 4DM1N was being stupid.
User avatar #118 - doctordalek (06/21/2013) [-]
Can't blame him really. I'd be pissed too if a bunch of 14 year olds were taking the shit I worked hard on for their own benefit.
User avatar #135 - highhopes (06/21/2013) [-]
What benefit?
#105 - onceman (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure
#117 - Antwnhs (06/21/2013) [-]
ha, he hates 9gag
User avatar #111 - zaggystirdust (06/21/2013) [-]
well there are shit loads of other sites that do the same with their comics
User avatar #129 - animationhac (06/21/2013) [-]
Its just 9gag has a bad rep and we are getting one too due to how piss poor our community can be.
#106 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh....
#96 - Ricky Gervais said it better "just cause you're offen…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on This is a description +1
User avatar #139 - iridium (06/21/2013) [-]
It means nobody cares about the statement "I'm offended".
User avatar #132 - RamzaBeoulve (06/21/2013) [-]
Just because it offends you doesn't mean it's not right.
#50 - >Not having a pic of Gareth BAYOL 06/21/2013 on All the same man 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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