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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#5 - caring about what other people wear  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2013 on (3) SWAG 0
#6 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
something tells me you only have one sweatshirt that you wear everyday.

It's black, right?
User avatar #11 - onceman (06/01/2013) [-]
I don't have sweatshirts and I have a school uniform so no
Plus I'm borderline poor so beaing a "swagfag" wouldn't be a good financial decision for me.
#34 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
being a swagfag is easy.

you just have to go to walmart.
#10 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
I have only one sweatshirt. I don't wear it every day. It is blue.
#1 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Thanks Obama +17
#61 - Definitely agree. 06/01/2013 on Celebrity Look Alikes +1
#5 - And Jamie Foxx has one for Ray. 06/01/2013 on and we're back! 0
#10 - Cap'n is Brazil, left child is Chile, middle child is Paraguay… 06/01/2013 on Argentina Roundpants +2
#9 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Argentina Roundpants +5
#23 - You think it's boring, cause you're looking for a funny thread…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on 4Chin 0
#160 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
No one mentioned the other boards, you moron.
#52 - Think about all the black women in this world, very dark skin,…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Celebrity Look Alikes +3
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (06/01/2013) [-]
i normally don't like black chicks, but i'd ruin nikki and rihanna
#60 - VyeVedrai (06/01/2013) [-]
I actually think she is quite lovely. I am simply not a fan of her music and some of her odd fashion choices. You gotta admit, she does dress and put on some silly make-up at times.

Pic related, it is one of my favorites of her.

User avatar #61 - onceman (06/01/2013) [-]
Definitely agree.
#33 - Space Jam was created to sell shoes 06/01/2013 on Pixar Films 0
#31 - The caption is in the original vid.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on i did nazi that comming +2
#32 - scant (06/01/2013) [-]
Well then God damn if they shouldn't have left it out of that too.
#16 - Oh alrighty. 05/31/2013 on Sounds like Canada 0
#13 - Well I live in Hamilton and the people here aren't very friendly  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Sounds like Canada 0
User avatar #14 - lightninghorse (05/31/2013) [-]
ah, that's what you meant. sorry about that. i live in Ontario south as you can go.
User avatar #16 - onceman (05/31/2013) [-]
Oh alrighty.
#3 - Fun fact: Due to his mother's wishes, his first solo album &qu… 05/31/2013 on Damnit Wayne +6
#9 - Picture 05/31/2013 on Gbn plz +30
#8 - Southern Ontario and Quebec aren't part of Canada anymore?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Sounds like Canada +4
User avatar #12 - lightninghorse (05/31/2013) [-]
yes they are
User avatar #13 - onceman (05/31/2013) [-]
Well I live in Hamilton and the people here aren't very friendly
User avatar #14 - lightninghorse (05/31/2013) [-]
ah, that's what you meant. sorry about that. i live in Ontario south as you can go.
User avatar #16 - onceman (05/31/2013) [-]
Oh alrighty.
#59 - She can make a cool design on it with white ink 05/31/2013 on black orgy +3
#81 - Sorry meant English. 05/30/2013 on Some Actors 0
#6 - I don't get #4  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on 7 ways to scare your roommate 0
User avatar #7 - josephkirk (05/30/2013) [-]
gives the illusion that you were on the ceiling and slipped out of shoes, now you are on the floor in holding your head moaning in pain because you fell on yer head =/
#18 - His Welsh or British, not quite sure.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Some Actors +1
#73 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Welsh is British.
User avatar #81 - onceman (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry meant English.
#16 - For a while I thought Johnny Depp was British and Christian Ba…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Some Actors +9
#17 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Christian Bale isn't American?
User avatar #18 - onceman (05/30/2013) [-]
His Welsh or British, not quite sure.
#73 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Welsh is British.
User avatar #81 - onceman (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry meant English.
#44 - Read this was actually an anti-rape rally. 05/30/2013 on femanism +7
#43 - It was an anti-rape rally 05/30/2013 on femanism +5
#17 - Are you insinuating that Canadians don't really mean it when t… 05/29/2013 on canadian supermarket riot 0
#62 - EA glasses  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Microsoft glass 0
#73 - pulluspardus (05/29/2013) [-]
EA's pants
#31 - There are plenty of better actors who haven't won oscars. 05/29/2013 on tumblr excuses 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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