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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud
I'm Colombian and proud of it.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud
I'm Colombian and proud of it.
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| #281 - Well they're animals. What about some humans? | 11/22/2012 on Read Description | 0 |
| #279 - That is either a baby or a doe and it's illegal to kill those,… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/22/2012 on Read Description | +1 |
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ironstrike (11/23/2012) [-] 1.) I was only kidding, for sake of internets. 2.) It's not like he'd get caught. I mean he's not even outside of his house. All he'd have to do is kill it, and drag it 10ft into the house. At least, that's what I'd think. I'm not a hunter, but if he wanted it bad enough I'd imagine that to be an option. It's not illegal to kill a doe, there are separate tags for does. for me down here in georgia, I am able to take 2 bucks and 8 does, same tag | ||
| #277 - The blob fish, but it looks so pathetic and depressed you woul… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/22/2012 on Read Description | +3 |
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| #70 - Funny thing he has a song about his stuggle with crack-cocaine… | 11/22/2012 on Lil' Logic | 0 |
| #53 - I've already prepared my anus for red thumbs btw. | 11/22/2012 on Lil' Logic | 0 |
| #52 - Also this, www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwaCAyn1F3s I wo… | 11/22/2012 on Lil' Logic | 0 |
| #51 - I've heard him talk about shooting people in like one song, I … [+] (4 new replies) | 11/22/2012 on Lil' Logic | +1 |
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N. Korean citizen (11/22/2012) [-] "even though most of his new songs are shit and talk about negative things he's a good person, he said he's planning on retiring to focus more on his kids in a few years" All i heard was "even though he's a dirty, crack-addicted prostitute it's ok, because he's saving up for his kids college fund". Also this, www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwaCAyn1F3s I would post more, but it would evntually turn into spam considering how many links I'd be posting. | ||
| #36 - Thanks, I try to be, and usually get shit for it. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/21/2012 on Feminism | 0 |
| #33 - Yeah, but I'm just saying you can do whatever you want, I'm in… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/21/2012 on Feminism | +1 |
| #30 - You do whatever, I'm not about to beat anyone anytime soon. [+] (5 new replies) | 11/21/2012 on Feminism | +2 |
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| #28 - most of them at least. | 11/21/2012 on Feminism | +1 |
| #26 - My point is that treating women equal does not mean beating th… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/21/2012 on Feminism | 0 |
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| #149 - They're somewhat clever and the punchline is the exact same as… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/21/2012 on Phil #7 | 0 |
| but the joke with those is that it was an actual advertisement for train etiquette, and they were humorous, but people took it to another level, which is the humor in making them. | ||
| #148 - Me too, I feel like the punchline is taken directly from them. | 11/21/2012 on Phil #7 | 0 |
| #4 - It's not moral to cause harm to anyone relatively innocent, ma… [+] (28 new replies) | 11/21/2012 on Feminism | +3 |
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johnshepherd (11/21/2012) [-] No, but if a man hits a man, and the second one hits back, that's self defense, while if a woman hits a man and the man hits back, it's suddenly violence against women and sexism. #51
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narker (11/21/2012) [-] Self defense shouldn't' be based on gender. It depends on how hard she hits you. If a woman slaps you and you beat her half to death, it's not okay. Equivalent exchange there. Also, men are usually stronger than women. Women are more likely to hit a man in self defense because they feel threatened, whereas men will hit a woman in self defense to "get even" so to speak. Getting even isn't a good reason to hit anyone, man or woman. Actually, if a guy hits another guy, once and isn't going to hit him again, and the victim hits him back that is NOT self defence and that victim can become the perpetrator. However if the first guy punches him, and keeps on punching with intent to bodily harm or to kill, then the victim can fight back. The first instance is how fights start, and that's why often both are charged, but neither go to prison, the second instance is an assault, and the attacker will generally end up going to prison. And if a female was trying to kill me with an implement I'd have no problem defending myself, but if one was hitting me with her hands, I really wouldn't bother hitting back. Just like if it's a pathetic little man or a young boy, if they aren't able enough to harm me, I won't harm them. No, did you even read it? I never mentioned what happens to a person when they randomly assault someone, I said if you hit them back and they're walking away or what not, you can also be charged with assault, because in this instance you are not defending yourself, I never said they'd get away with it. What I said: "The first instance is how fights start, and that's why often both are charged" I dunno man, I think you should fucking learn to read properly. I read just fine. You just repeated what I said. Here's a situation in which you say that you can't hit someone back in: A gut walks up to you and decks you across the face. He quickly turns around and start walking. You cannot hit him because that would be assault. Holy shit, you sound like my principal... No one's ever hit me and then tried to walk away, and that doesn't mean I'd let them get away with it, chances are I wouldn't give them the chance to walk away. I've been in self defence sports since I was 11, for that sort of reason. But you could make what is called a "citizens arrest", because a person who commits an assault is a criminal. | ||
| #2 - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA… | 11/21/2012 on Story time with jesus... | +1 |
| #11 - well a snapback and a stylish top, "swag" isn't high… | 11/21/2012 on My Favorite Pick Up Line | 0 |
| #15 - This is is probably the closest depiction of a tesseract we wi… | 11/21/2012 on What a Tesseract (4D Cube)... | +4 |
| #5 - would be considered ** | 11/21/2012 on My Favorite Pick Up Line | 0 |
| #4 - I love you're praising him, but then hate on anyone with "… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/21/2012 on My Favorite Pick Up Line | -2 |
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| #11 - In this picture Goku is most likely older than Hank seeing as … | 11/21/2012 on Pesky Goku | 0 |
| #7 - 2 SPOOKY! | 11/21/2012 on Precious | +1 |
| #22 - Nope | 11/20/2012 on Phil #7 | 0 |
| #19 - I feel like the punchline of these comics are taken directly f… | 11/20/2012 on Spot | +4 |
| #83 - tsenseless killing of stupid people is stupid in itself, it sh… | 11/20/2012 on Baby | 0 |
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i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.
AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.
AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!

