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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Content Views:78823
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4749
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#218 - I'm not really artistic tbh, I would have added a lot more to … 08/07/2013 on Anyone up for this? 0
#19 - That's not the actual definition actually, that's just how Ein… 08/07/2013 on Insanity 0
#5 - Nope, Canadians will still have a tough time with geography. 08/07/2013 on Sorry -1
#22 - Is this on /sp/? cause if it is then this guy is actually amer… 08/06/2013 on Japanese poster about other... 0
#18 - I ******* love dunkey, hilarious. 08/06/2013 on Youtube comp -1
#77 - I'm gonna be honest there's a lot of obscure terretories and c… 08/05/2013 on Oh the stupidity +1
#51 - The original video maker put that in 08/05/2013 on You just got tricked +1
#81 - Third verse is ******* inspiring, it's amazing. 08/05/2013 on Yolo And Swag +1
#237 - Twitter is a lot more active and a lot funnier, also get stumb… 08/05/2013 on Nothing to do 0
#70 - Some good mixtapes? Come on man, he's the king of mixtapes, hi… 08/05/2013 on Yolo And Swag 0
#67 - M F W Tell me, have you actually listened to …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Yolo And Swag 0
User avatar #79 - partnerintroll (08/05/2013) [-]
ive totally forgotten about this song, thank you
User avatar #81 - onceman (08/05/2013) [-]
Third verse is fucking inspiring, it's amazing.
#396 - Well yeah, but I like to think optimistically, although his sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Look at the comment :) 0
#406 - iamphoenix (08/05/2013) [-]
There's no way Lazar is natty. He's 200 lbs+ shredded year round.
#79 - Well I'm not heavely experienced with either animal, but you m… 08/05/2013 on Hey Look. Another Tumblr Post. 0
#78 - Comment deleted 08/05/2013 on Hey Look. Another Tumblr Post. 0
#319 - Roids usually bloat the belly  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Look at the comment :) -2
#336 - iamphoenix (08/04/2013) [-]
That's only for HGH and Insulin. You can look damn good with steroids and have no blaot.
User avatar #396 - onceman (08/05/2013) [-]
Well yeah, but I like to think optimistically, although his shoulders do look unporportioned, and unaturaly large.
#406 - iamphoenix (08/05/2013) [-]
There's no way Lazar is natty. He's 200 lbs+ shredded year round.
#46 - Too bad the gopher would get the cat's jugular with one bite.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Hey Look. Another Tumblr Post. 0
#78 - onceman has deleted their comment.
#29 - Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper. 08/04/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... 0
#27 - His usual stuff is his radio new mainstream commercial stuff, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... 0
User avatar #28 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea who Blake Boston or Mac Miller is.
User avatar #29 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper.
#25 - You believe what I posted was ****** song?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... 0
User avatar #26 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
It's a bit better than his usual stuff, but overall he is a sub-par artist. Then again, music is completely based on opinion.
User avatar #27 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
His usual stuff is his radio new mainstream commercial stuff, what I meant by a blind hater was that you only know the lil wayne of today, the usual haters don't know that he signed his contract in 1992 and started recording in 94'. The thing is you said Blake Boston was better, just sounded like a Mac Miller wannabe.
User avatar #28 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea who Blake Boston or Mac Miller is.
User avatar #29 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper.
#68 - I guess not, but I hope our paths someday intertwine.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on International +1
User avatar #115 - qwertykon (08/04/2013) [-]
Fellow Hamiltonian here, and from my experience, the people here aren't that bad. Atleast the people up the mountain.
User avatar #147 - szymonf (08/04/2013) [-]
I find the people from the mountain to be the most stuck up. At least the closer you get to Stoney Creek (by the "new" theaters)
#21 - Yeah I noticed.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2013 on International +1
#22 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
but somehow people can be dicks but as soon as i am a little bit people group on me and ill i can say is that <---
#97 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling bro. Montreal is like that
User avatar #126 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
sadly
#19 - It's okay I live in Hamilton Ontario, funny enough, I moved fr…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/03/2013 on International +1
User avatar #30 - szymonf (08/03/2013) [-]
you have never met me then.
User avatar #68 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
I guess not, but I hope our paths someday intertwine.
User avatar #115 - qwertykon (08/04/2013) [-]
Fellow Hamiltonian here, and from my experience, the people here aren't that bad. Atleast the people up the mountain.
User avatar #147 - szymonf (08/04/2013) [-]
I find the people from the mountain to be the most stuck up. At least the closer you get to Stoney Creek (by the "new" theaters)
User avatar #20 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
its more the good ol country folk who are nicer
User avatar #143 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
haha no doubt, I'm from Saskatchewan visiting Montreal, I can't even stop to ask people for directions :/
User avatar #145 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
i apologize man i know it sucks
User avatar #146 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
It's not your fault bro, no need for an apology
User avatar #148 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
Canadian aren't i?
User avatar #21 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I noticed.
#22 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
but somehow people can be dicks but as soon as i am a little bit people group on me and ill i can say is that <---
#97 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling bro. Montreal is like that
User avatar #126 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
sadly
#18 - Don't be a blind hater, it makes you a bigot. You can't ho…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... -5
#19 - renzard (08/03/2013) [-]
>Implying blind hate

His music plays almost everywhere. It's not blind hate, he's just a shitty rapper.
User avatar #25 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
You believe what I posted was shitty song?
User avatar #26 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
It's a bit better than his usual stuff, but overall he is a sub-par artist. Then again, music is completely based on opinion.
User avatar #27 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
His usual stuff is his radio new mainstream commercial stuff, what I meant by a blind hater was that you only know the lil wayne of today, the usual haters don't know that he signed his contract in 1992 and started recording in 94'. The thing is you said Blake Boston was better, just sounded like a Mac Miller wannabe.
User avatar #28 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea who Blake Boston or Mac Miller is.
User avatar #29 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper.
#20 - faelysse (08/03/2013) [-]
This
#13 - >French Canadian >Politely  [+] (16 new replies) 08/03/2013 on International +110
#240 - mahoney (08/04/2013) [-]
as someone who works in a kitchen in a tourist town i can say without a doubt that french Canadians are the WORST tourists, firstly if they have to speak English to you they act like you're just too stupid to understand french and talk to you like a child, secondly they eat at like 9 which is when we're supposed to close so they keep us open late not to mention they take like an hour to eat their meal then hang out for another 45 minutes, and finally they clearly have no consideration for people who work at restaurants because i always see gun/spit/cigarette butts on plates/in cups
#18 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
hey im nice....im the minority but i am nice
User avatar #19 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
It's okay I live in Hamilton Ontario, funny enough, I moved from the states and I'm one of the friendliest from what I've seen.
User avatar #30 - szymonf (08/03/2013) [-]
you have never met me then.
User avatar #68 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
I guess not, but I hope our paths someday intertwine.
User avatar #115 - qwertykon (08/04/2013) [-]
Fellow Hamiltonian here, and from my experience, the people here aren't that bad. Atleast the people up the mountain.
User avatar #147 - szymonf (08/04/2013) [-]
I find the people from the mountain to be the most stuck up. At least the closer you get to Stoney Creek (by the "new" theaters)
User avatar #20 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
its more the good ol country folk who are nicer
User avatar #143 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
haha no doubt, I'm from Saskatchewan visiting Montreal, I can't even stop to ask people for directions :/
User avatar #145 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
i apologize man i know it sucks
User avatar #146 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
It's not your fault bro, no need for an apology
User avatar #148 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
Canadian aren't i?
User avatar #21 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I noticed.
#22 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
but somehow people can be dicks but as soon as i am a little bit people group on me and ill i can say is that <---
#97 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling bro. Montreal is like that
User avatar #126 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
sadly
#38 - Just pointing it out, I don't agree with the other guy though. 08/03/2013 on Fat Alex 0

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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