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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
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Total Comments Made:4752
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#69 - It actually surprisesme how many people don'tknow how to play … 01/12/2015 on Illegal Move +10
#64 - and why is that? 01/11/2015 on Kanye Best 0
#14 - It's kind of ironic because amino acids help in increasing mus…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Tumblr +8
User avatar #21 - reaperssprint (01/11/2015) [-]
That was a stretch, I applaud you for the effort.
#16 - innocentbabies (01/11/2015) [-]
Hey, I am an in-shape weeaboo, thank you very much.
#15 - Damn it feels good to be a Pats fan 01/10/2015 on Superbowl 0
#8 - Come on Ronaldinho, did you not read the sign? 01/10/2015 on Fuck da Police +3
#42 - >wearing sweatpants when you go out to buy something sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on First World Problems 0
User avatar #47 - gmarrox (01/10/2015) [-]
>still using shiggydiggy
shiggydiggy
#26 - This is cool, but the guy should have tried to intercept it or… 01/09/2015 on No you don't. 0
#13 - God it must suck to be this much of a loser introvert that you…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Home alone +7
User avatar #35 - choobe (01/08/2015) [-]
I like to interact with my family, but not all the time.
User avatar #29 - iridium (01/08/2015) [-]
Eh, I talk with them every day and we don't relate on many concepts. So it basically amounts to me enjoying my time spent doing other things. Sitting around talking isn't my idea of a good time.
#24 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, such a shame I can't get along with my alcoholic mother and step-father, my premadonna cheerleader sister, and my felon brother.
User avatar #34 - highhopes (01/08/2015) [-]
I wonder what your label is...
#31 - pridefulmatthew (01/08/2015) [-]
Sounds like an awesome 80's teen flick.
User avatar #17 - Kadzait (01/08/2015) [-]
Ehh, not really. I'm not even introverted, I just don't like my family much, we don't really get along.
#18 - tyroneisanigger (01/08/2015) [-]
Glad to know I'm not the only one that despises my family. In all honesty though it's mostly my non-immediate family (mother's side) but the strange thing is I get along with my father's family well
User avatar #20 - Kadzait (01/08/2015) [-]
I don't despise them, just don't particularly like them. We have very different views on things, my family is extremely Conservative Republican, while I'm much more Liberal.
#15 - irishlawyer (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, it kinda does
#104 - Usually, I go 9, but when it's a really tough one to get out I… 01/08/2015 on how does FJ shit? 0
#59 - Peter Griffin also talks about sports tho...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Real Life Peter Griffin 0
User avatar #128 - takesomemorewater (01/08/2015) [-]
"Oh no. He doesn't talk about sports, he will never be a real Peter Griffin cosplayer!"

Is that your view on this?
#316 - Yeah your mother shouldn't fear you 01/06/2015 on Spy Kids 0
#7 - She looks Phillipino tho, also, why Mexican? Why can't it be a…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/06/2015 on good old photoshoptroll +4
User avatar #10 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
Because it's in California, most Hispanic people in California are Mexican.
User avatar #13 - rockamekishiko (01/06/2015) [-]
it's disney land. people go there from all over the world
User avatar #14 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
Eh, Disney World is more popular for international tourists these days m8. It's a good bet that she is Mexican.
User avatar #15 - rockamekishiko (01/06/2015) [-]
maybe she's american
User avatar #16 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
Mexican-American :^)
User avatar #17 - rockamekishiko (01/06/2015) [-]
could be, idk. neither of those are races
User avatar #18 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
You're being real stubborn, you and I both know that in the south-western region of the United States "mexican" is the colloquial term for Hispanics.
#28 - anonymous (01/06/2015) [-]
Mexican is not colloquial anything

Mexicans are the people here before columbus and the cowboy redneck fucktards who think god gave them this land

Crack open a book bitch
User avatar #37 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
Mexicans are rape babies of spanierds and what ever indians didn't die of disease. You uneducated fuckewit, they certainly weren't here "first".
User avatar #19 - rockamekishiko (01/06/2015) [-]
i know that but it's stupid
User avatar #20 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
In what way? You're being picky.
User avatar #21 - rockamekishiko (01/06/2015) [-]
forget it
#22 - tealcanaan (01/06/2015) [-]
K.
#287 - *le tip* 01/05/2015 on Spy Kids 0
#273 - Haha yeah I noticed, thank you 01/05/2015 on Spy Kids 0
#217 - Yeah but the argument is assuming a God does exist, thinking h… 01/04/2015 on Spy Kids 0
#214 - That's why I started it with "The God Steve Buscemi is ta…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Spy Kids 0
User avatar #215 - technobanana (01/04/2015) [-]
What god is he talking about? Any god is non existent so my statement still stands.
User avatar #287 - onceman (01/05/2015) [-]
*le tip*
User avatar #217 - onceman (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah but the argument is assuming a God does exist, thinking he's afraid of humans is retarded.
#166 - I really wish the people who thumbed this down explaned to me …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Spy Kids 0
User avatar #213 - technobanana (01/04/2015) [-]
Because you are talking about a non existent invisible dude in the sky that talks to people? You are too dumb to comprehend any different that's why no one bothered replying.
User avatar #214 - onceman (01/04/2015) [-]
That's why I started it with "The God Steve Buscemi is talking about..." because the character he was playing is a theist, and pressumably so are the children he is talking to, the argument had nothing to to with God's existance.
User avatar #215 - technobanana (01/04/2015) [-]
What god is he talking about? Any god is non existent so my statement still stands.
User avatar #287 - onceman (01/05/2015) [-]
*le tip*
User avatar #217 - onceman (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah but the argument is assuming a God does exist, thinking he's afraid of humans is retarded.
#148 - Whenever I see this post I comment the same thing and it alway…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Spy Kids 0
#315 - anonymous (01/06/2015) [-]
I dunno, why does my mother fear me even though I would never intentionally harm almost anyone, especially not her?
User avatar #316 - onceman (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah your mother shouldn't fear you
User avatar #263 - latinotornado (01/05/2015) [-]
I agree with what you say. the statement is really cheesy thats why its in a shit kids movie. also that technofag dropped his fedora while he was arguing with you
User avatar #312 - technobanana (01/05/2015) [-]
Excuse me but since when did being an atheist make you a fedora wearing neck beard? Jeeez internet. I have never owned a fucking fedora and I never will..
User avatar #313 - latinotornado (01/05/2015) [-]
Dude look at your argument "any god is non existent". You're taking the argument too hard. The argument assumes god exists but you had to get all euphoric and go "hurr but god don't exust he a man in the sky u ppl r all sheep too stoopid to undahstan". Get your fat neckbeard and flop it somewhere else fgt.
#314 - technobanana (01/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #273 - onceman (01/05/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I noticed, thank you
User avatar #166 - onceman (01/04/2015) [-]
I really wish the people who thumbed this down explaned to me why they disagree with my statement
User avatar #213 - technobanana (01/04/2015) [-]
Because you are talking about a non existent invisible dude in the sky that talks to people? You are too dumb to comprehend any different that's why no one bothered replying.
User avatar #214 - onceman (01/04/2015) [-]
That's why I started it with "The God Steve Buscemi is talking about..." because the character he was playing is a theist, and pressumably so are the children he is talking to, the argument had nothing to to with God's existance.
User avatar #215 - technobanana (01/04/2015) [-]
What god is he talking about? Any god is non existent so my statement still stands.
User avatar #287 - onceman (01/05/2015) [-]
*le tip*
User avatar #217 - onceman (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah but the argument is assuming a God does exist, thinking he's afraid of humans is retarded.
#31 - And because he has autism and spends most his time on reddit 01/04/2015 on Shots fired +17
#6 - it's dearly beloved  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2015 on joke gifts +5
#9 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
But what is the tune
User avatar #7 - gittons (01/02/2015) [-]
aha yes!
i knew i have heard this before, thank you!
#52 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Damn.. 0
#49 - when a white person says "I'm not racist my best friend i… 12/30/2014 on Super Saiyan at the mall 0
#48 - They enjoy simple minded shows and movies (e.g. white chic… 12/30/2014 on Super Saiyan at the mall -1
#40 - 56% of men who cheat are in happy relationships, it's an insti…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. -7
#62 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
And apparently girls cheat just as much.
I wouldn't rely on statistics for this. Like at all. The dark figures are bound to be immmmeeeeeenseeee
#48 - micekill (12/30/2014) [-]
i can still fap to other stuff, but i would never cheat on mah grill, she the best, makes the best steaks, it is not in my nature to do this, i have never wanted more than one person in my relationships.
also "citation needed"
#28 - Well even a 20 year old would have been 8 years old back then … 12/30/2014 on Jimmy Neutron +4

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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