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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:4/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6794
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
Content Thumbs: 1940 total,  2204 ,  264
Comment Thumbs: 6135 total,  10345 ,  4210
Content Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:77870
Times Content Favorited:35 times
Total Comments Made:4193
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#10 - In they're prime they were nice but they're not what they used to be 03/10/2014 on Those R.Kelly's smell... 0
#70 - No that didn't happen, it's from a tumblr post which said that… 03/10/2014 on Description -1
#10 - Dinning with degenerates 03/10/2014 on He Had an Earing Problem +1
#5 - I-I'm sorry, I don't know what to say for myself  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Description 0
User avatar #6 - articulate (03/09/2014) [-]
If you can't appreciate, then don't articulate.
#3 - His ******* hand is the same size of his head …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Description 0
#4 - articulate (03/09/2014) [-]
It's not nice to make fun of people's deformities.
User avatar #7 - mrawesomepotato (03/11/2014) [-]
Thats the funniest photo i've ever seen
User avatar #5 - onceman (03/09/2014) [-]
I-I'm sorry, I don't know what to say for myself
User avatar #6 - articulate (03/09/2014) [-]
If you can't appreciate, then don't articulate.
#18 - God forbid we have to be respectful and social and let our par… 03/06/2014 on Attack on Titan -3
#167 - Well I'm SORRY I'm not Asian tfw simple-minded … 03/06/2014 on And what are you doing with... 0
#118 - Coven isn't nearly as good as Asylum or season 1, coven radiat… 03/06/2014 on Sassy Gay Friend +1
#13 - Photos become more interesting when people are at different levels. 03/05/2014 on Gravity 0
#17 - It's just not ripe. 03/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - "lady, he's putting my kids through college" … 03/05/2014 on Hot Dogs +11
#37 - Have a huge ******* problem with this quote, it's… 03/04/2014 on Amazing quote +2
#84 - where have you guys been? I can name Jared Leto Br… 03/04/2014 on The most famous selfie... 0
#89 - purposely lost focus to be funny 03/04/2014 on PIZZA 0
#81 - Did you guys see her presenting the oscar for best actor in a …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on PIZZA +1
User avatar #87 - Zeigh (03/04/2014) [-]
>She lost focus
>she's trying too hard.

k.
User avatar #89 - onceman (03/04/2014) [-]
purposely lost focus to be funny
#57 - Thing is Daniel Day Lewis is better than all of those actors, … 03/04/2014 on tfw no award again -2
#268 - Why would America bother to stay out of other countries' busin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Am I wrong? +3
User avatar #368 - miklthepikl (03/03/2014) [-]
and wwii
#200 - guys, is this the same guy that started FJ back in 2001 or is …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Admin can't respond for a... 0
#280 - anonymous (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #212 - corso (03/03/2014) [-]
It's not.
#37 - Robin Thicke has invisible lat syndrome 02/28/2014 on Invisible basketball pose 0
#515 - >this Canadian fact and statistic spewing because of an ext… 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +5
#20 - ...to avoid any possible confrontation like a ***** … 02/28/2014 on GTA Canada 0
#24 - I don't get it, can somebody explain, or am I overthinking?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2014 on The Circle of Employment +10
User avatar #26 - alterednicolas (02/27/2014) [-]
Looks closely at the guine pigs and you see that everytime the bum asks where the other guinea pig works the bum gets his job.
User avatar #30 - jibb (02/27/2014) [-]
What does that mean?
User avatar #69 - Haentar (02/27/2014) [-]
Bums are willing to work harder at a job than the current employees, i guess.
User avatar #33 - alterednicolas (02/27/2014) [-]
Bums are taking our jobs so that we can become bums and take other peoples jobs the same way the bums took our jobs. That sounds confusing as fuck.
#32 - extremezone (02/27/2014) [-]
#58 - Put them in some sort of tubing or pipe to clean it out? 02/27/2014 on I regret this decision. 0
#48 - I know the joke is that that's a childish dream, but this is w… 02/26/2014 on thanks mom +1
#21 - Probably didn't happen, but if it did, what an irresponsible parent.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Easy money +4
User avatar #28 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
How is that irresponsible?
#32 - hoskins (02/24/2014) [-]
Because you would be taking your kid to church to disrupt the church...
User avatar #34 - dafiltafish (02/24/2014) [-]
I would say that that parent is being responsible, but also being an asshole at the same time.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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