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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6292
Highest Content Rank:#4645
Highest Comment Rank:#1564
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Total Comments Made:4642
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#102 - Robin thicke isn't in his early stages though. P… 08/25/2013 on Sounds like a fun game 0
#144 - Well a lot of us aren't 11 year olds that listen to one music … 08/25/2013 on If someday... 0
#20 - And some say Jesus doesn't help people! I swea… 08/24/2013 on Facebook likes are love -1
#70 - I hear that 80% of our food is thanks to bees 08/24/2013 on Fuck bees up 0
#111 - His forehead kinda looks like a sad worried face 08/24/2013 on Hacker +77
#70 - Haha yeah I'd have to agree 08/24/2013 on IRA 0
#68 - Well I lived in Florida previously and the road work was prett…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on IRA 0
User avatar #69 - dudeyouisnasty (08/24/2013) [-]
Dude, Florida roads are some of the best i've been on. I dont even care that half of the are toll roads.
User avatar #95 - yusay (08/24/2013) [-]
What would you expect from a state that's 75% road?
User avatar #70 - onceman (08/24/2013) [-]
Haha yeah I'd have to agree
#67 - Hamilton, Ontario actually.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on IRA +1
#123 - swiftshadow (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm Niagara Falls myself.
#51 - I live in Canada and the roads where I live are **** …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2013 on IRA +3
User avatar #65 - dudeyouisnasty (08/24/2013) [-]
It still cant be worse than Michigan, we might as well be driving down the face of a mountain.
User avatar #68 - onceman (08/24/2013) [-]
Well I lived in Florida previously and the road work was pretty quick, and the roads and sidewalks were in good to great condition.
User avatar #69 - dudeyouisnasty (08/24/2013) [-]
Dude, Florida roads are some of the best i've been on. I dont even care that half of the are toll roads.
User avatar #95 - yusay (08/24/2013) [-]
What would you expect from a state that's 75% road?
User avatar #70 - onceman (08/24/2013) [-]
Haha yeah I'd have to agree
#64 - lolsrsslybro (08/24/2013) [-]
you wouldn't happen to be from winnipeg would you?
User avatar #67 - onceman (08/24/2013) [-]
Hamilton, Ontario actually.
#123 - swiftshadow (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm Niagara Falls myself.
User avatar #62 - stgfilitov (08/24/2013) [-]
there are only two season I know of. Winter, and road work.
#158 - Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2013 on I feel bad for bing +2
User avatar #159 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#155 - Anyplace, anytime.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on I feel bad for bing +2
User avatar #157 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks for taking the joke.
User avatar #158 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it
User avatar #159 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#85 - Because it was destiny for us to look before crossing, that's … 08/23/2013 on Hawking -1
#152 - **** me, my spelling is off  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2013 on I feel bad for bing +2
User avatar #154 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
When where and how hard?
Hell, we can go the redlight sextion for that.
User avatar #155 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Anyplace, anytime.
User avatar #157 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks for taking the joke.
User avatar #158 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it
User avatar #159 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#151 - I knwo what you mean ;)  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2013 on I feel bad for bing +2
User avatar #152 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
fuck me, my spelling is off
User avatar #154 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
When where and how hard?
Hell, we can go the redlight sextion for that.
User avatar #155 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Anyplace, anytime.
User avatar #157 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks for taking the joke.
User avatar #158 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it
User avatar #159 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#145 - section**  [+] (8 new replies) 08/23/2013 on I feel bad for bing +3
User avatar #150 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
No, no... Sextion was right, it just wasn't in context.
If you know what I mean?
User avatar #151 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
I knwo what you mean ;)
User avatar #152 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
fuck me, my spelling is off
User avatar #154 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
When where and how hard?
Hell, we can go the redlight sextion for that.
User avatar #155 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Anyplace, anytime.
User avatar #157 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks for taking the joke.
User avatar #158 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it
User avatar #159 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#144 - Neither google or Bing will have a questions/ answer sexction …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2013 on I feel bad for bing +4
User avatar #145 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
section**
User avatar #150 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
No, no... Sextion was right, it just wasn't in context.
If you know what I mean?
User avatar #151 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
I knwo what you mean ;)
User avatar #152 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
fuck me, my spelling is off
User avatar #154 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
When where and how hard?
Hell, we can go the redlight sextion for that.
User avatar #155 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Anyplace, anytime.
User avatar #157 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks for taking the joke.
User avatar #158 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it
User avatar #159 - agrofenlas (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#57 - I always think the second statement, what is the point of goin… 08/22/2013 on Brilliant +6
#19 - yeah they gotta underrand that a great amountr of carh goer to… 08/22/2013 on Coming +10
#5 - Am I the only one that gets really annoyed by the fact that so…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Coming +48
User avatar #48 - Kingsteveooo (08/22/2013) [-]
Nope, not my issue, I have real problems to worry about
#37 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
What really pisses me off is when the prof decides to be an ass an arrange the class in alphabetical order. Since I'm 'V', I land a seat at the back despite wanting to actually learn, whereas the noisy brats end up either in front or scattered. Up front they interrupt the professor so our lessons are cut short, if scattered their noise amplifies as they try to communicate with an equally retarded classmate from across the room.
User avatar #31 - spyrothehedgehog (08/22/2013) [-]
They could be in a public high school, in a class with a horrible teacher
#26 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
Why is everyone assuming Tumblr is college students only? It could easily be a Sophomore in high school using their phone. It's not like they don't anyway..
User avatar #11 - newepsilon (08/22/2013) [-]
It really pirres me off when college students are dicking around during clarr instead of paying attention. Have they forgotten how much money they or their parents had to shell out so they could attend that clarr?
User avatar #36 - dummerbaztard (08/22/2013) [-]
You don't have to pay college loans in every country, so by what you said it would be ok for those to be dicks?^^
User avatar #55 - allofthefish (08/22/2013) [-]
i think you missed the joke
#32 - fatzanzy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - onceman (08/22/2013) [-]
yeah they gotta underrand that a great amountr of carh goer to rupport them in rchool
User avatar #8 - tokitoki (08/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't care as long as it's not disrupting anyone else.

In my case, people who use cell phones in class paid thousands of dollars to be there, so who am I to judge if that's how they want to spend their money?
#7 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
No, I don't understand it either. It would be a whole lot easier to do that at home instead of being rude to the professors.
#272 - Bro just kill yourself leaving a note saying "I need a ho… 08/22/2013 on Help +10
#77 - Yeah I totally understand. 08/22/2013 on souls 0
#73 - I mean I'm sorry but I find her as standard pretty.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on souls 0
User avatar #74 - fizzor (08/21/2013) [-]
Hey man, whatever floats your boat. Not everyone sees things as the same, that'd be boring, so it's all cool.
User avatar #77 - onceman (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I totally understand.
#17 - Guys really, just look at her face in every panel, why do you …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on souls 0
User avatar #38 - fizzor (08/21/2013) [-]
I think she's more like elegant and pretty than hot.
User avatar #73 - onceman (08/21/2013) [-]
I mean I'm sorry but I find her as standard pretty.
User avatar #74 - fizzor (08/21/2013) [-]
Hey man, whatever floats your boat. Not everyone sees things as the same, that'd be boring, so it's all cool.
User avatar #77 - onceman (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I totally understand.
#56 - and now everytime I see the moon I think of how much of a… 08/19/2013 on I'd give you the moon if... 0
#123 - Actually it's "I walked into my ******* … 08/19/2013 on Hehehe.... "Booby" +3
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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