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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
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Total Comments Made:4752
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Favorite Tags: game (2) | the (2)
Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#367 - yeah, I can agree with that 09/23/2013 on Last of them. 0
#363 - yeah, cursing like a sailor doesn't really appeal to teens, I …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Last of them. 0
User avatar #366 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
I admire her attitude but not the way she executed it when interacting with other characters, it just seemed like she was trying too hard.
User avatar #367 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, I can agree with that
#349 - Yeah, I hate when kids speak like adults in games, shows, or movies.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Last of them. 0
User avatar #357 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
Mature children are definitely nice in this day and age but shit, don't fucking milk it. I don't know, small things about her character bother me. Like that one scene where she has this long emotional stare and then blinks before saying "Why?". I could be way to analytical for my own good but her character was a bit far fetched in my opinion, given her age.
User avatar #363 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, cursing like a sailor doesn't really appeal to teens, I like mature children in the way that they aren't selfish and are considerate and shit, not in the hardass way that they tried to potray Ellie.
User avatar #366 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
I admire her attitude but not the way she executed it when interacting with other characters, it just seemed like she was trying too hard.
User avatar #367 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, I can agree with that
#328 - Everyone licks the last of us's asshole so much. Why? Because …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Last of them. +1
User avatar #347 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
Peoples obsession with Ellie also fueled the hype for this game.
User avatar #349 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate when kids speak like adults in games, shows, or movies.
User avatar #357 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
Mature children are definitely nice in this day and age but shit, don't fucking milk it. I don't know, small things about her character bother me. Like that one scene where she has this long emotional stare and then blinks before saying "Why?". I could be way to analytical for my own good but her character was a bit far fetched in my opinion, given her age.
User avatar #363 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, cursing like a sailor doesn't really appeal to teens, I like mature children in the way that they aren't selfish and are considerate and shit, not in the hardass way that they tried to potray Ellie.
User avatar #366 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
I admire her attitude but not the way she executed it when interacting with other characters, it just seemed like she was trying too hard.
User avatar #367 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, I can agree with that
#47 - Family guy is just bad >seth releases first theatr… 09/22/2013 on I Would Tell A Joke... +3
#39 - Not taking anything away from the guy, but when I first starte… 09/22/2013 on Ryan Gosling 0
#37 - I suppose he though that joke was terribly clever  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Ryan Gosling +1
#38 - sweetellie (09/22/2013) [-]
I imagine so..

Louie Spence didn't approve though.
User avatar #39 - onceman (09/22/2013) [-]
Not taking anything away from the guy, but when I first started dancing I didn't have any confidence whatsoever, that just kind of sounds like something a guy that can't dance would say. Oh well, sorry for ranting, I imagine he's funny enough, if he's on that show
#40 - basically 09/20/2013 on BUT HE IS TRYING SO HARD -3
#35 - I understand that, but doge is different, it's a cop out that …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on BUT HE IS TRYING SO HARD -2
#37 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [-]
Free template. \Comic sans\ wow such ___ much ____
User avatar #40 - onceman (09/20/2013) [-]
basically
#37 - >not understanding ironic humour the easier … 09/20/2013 on Deal with it 0
#183 - and so is everything else 09/20/2013 on Canada is a Magical Place 0
#182 - car insurance is a lot more expensive I know mu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on Canada is a Magical Place 0
User avatar #183 - onceman (09/20/2013) [-]
and so is everything else
#78 - I didn't mean to out-shine all of you, but... 09/19/2013 on Mothers, man 0
#125 - butthurt** sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Welcome to Canada. 0
User avatar #149 - perfectmoment (09/19/2013) [-]
i live in canada too. i've never once heard someone get offended because canadians are known to be boring...
#124 - I live in Canada, that's the biggest stereotype because they g…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Welcome to Canada. 0
User avatar #125 - onceman (09/19/2013) [-]
butthurt** sorry
User avatar #149 - perfectmoment (09/19/2013) [-]
i live in canada too. i've never once heard someone get offended because canadians are known to be boring...
#49 - Neither of them age 09/18/2013 on Trying to out-logic a robot +1
#53 - There's no way that I could have known you were being ironic, … 09/17/2013 on spiders +5
#14 - Twerking is kinda "rachet" for lack of better terms,… 09/17/2013 on Best chrome extension ever. 0
#20 - I ******* hate doge posts like this, its some faggot sa…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2013 on spiders +14
User avatar #101 - bagguhsleep (09/17/2013) [-]
wow
such mad
very anger
#50 - imapancake (09/17/2013) [-]
I hope you realize that I was comparing the idiocy of tumblr posts to the idiocy of the doge posts. Pic related, now I'm comparing the idiocy of doge posts and you.
User avatar #114 - idunnolol (09/17/2013) [-]
Doge is love, doge is life.


Thank you based doge.
User avatar #63 - zionsype (09/17/2013) [-]
You didn't see the irony of his post was using your text and making fun of you with it
User avatar #53 - onceman (09/17/2013) [-]
There's no way that I could have known you were being ironic, try to be a little less subtle, and obssessive while you're at it.
#63 - I always though it was a charicature of shylock from the merch… 09/17/2013 on Jewphoric +1
#23 - Like many others, Miranda Cosgrove is just one examply of a fe… 09/16/2013 on Real close -1
#130 - Haha no problem. 09/16/2013 on can't think of a good title 0
#120 - But then again scousers speak a lot differenty than people fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on can't think of a good title +1
#123 - mossycabbages (09/16/2013) [-]
Well uh... Shit.
You have a point there. I guess I just kind of generalized something by making sure I didn't generalize something else.
Donegoofed/10
User avatar #130 - onceman (09/16/2013) [-]
Haha no problem.
#11 - I remember when I cared that much about grammar on the internet. 09/15/2013 on Martial arts master. -4
#77 - well just further helps with my argument, she has a smug, unpl… 09/15/2013 on fshwoOOM 0

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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