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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#30 - I find that middle easetern people are exceptionally ignorant,… 07/19/2013 on لك ما زميله؟ +3
#62 - You can tell he's been wanting to do that for a while now … 07/19/2013 on Was it worth it? +1
#31 - He's like "man this is gonna be hilarious" … 07/19/2013 on I did not ask for this +1
#37 - This was the world cup and England were laughing and partying …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Asians +9
User avatar #77 - fukkendragonite (07/19/2013) [-]
No no.... That's how The Sun saw it. The average reading age of that newspapers readers is 15.

It's the scum paper and everyone else, or at least the people I talked to knew it would be fairly tough.
User avatar #140 - onceman (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh well sorry I wasn't aware, were most English people expecting to win though?
#225 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
well yeah most of the country was expecting to win all the games, but that's because we still have this deluded sense about our national team that we can win the world cup! when in fact we are woeful!
#119 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
fairly tough?? i agree is not easy but any team in the world would feel glad if they get that group.
User avatar #78 - fukkendragonite (07/19/2013) [-]
There CERTAINLY wasn't any 'partying' that's something I can guarantee.
#69 - The best part of this comment is that he referred to you as si… 07/19/2013 on Scumbag jobs +1
#13 - Spaceballs was PG I believe  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Jedi Samuel L. Jackson +3
#17 - ladymanlady (07/18/2013) [-]
yea, a lot of pg 13 movies say fuck, including space balls
#68 - probably my favourite video of all time 07/18/2013 on Hello boys -1
#201 - Hopsin did a copout to become famous. That kinda makes me loos… 07/17/2013 on Better be a Good Shirt 0
#12 - They're overpriced, but the quality is good.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Parents Comp +2
User avatar #30 - foxxywithpaws (07/17/2013) [-]
The bass is good, the highs are average, the mids are exceptionally muddy. The build quality is amazing, I love the aluminium, and they just feel rock-solid.

However, I still think they're fashion items first, headphones second. And I would never ever buy them, because you can get much better headphones (and even earbuds) than the Dr. Dre studio headphones for less than what even the Dr. Dre earbuds cost.

There's no reason to buy them other than that they're the craze.
User avatar #16 - Narwhalsareawesome (07/17/2013) [-]
I think you're forgetting its "cool" to hate popular things on the internet.
User avatar #13 - taxation (07/17/2013) [-]
The quality is average, with an emphasis on highs and bass to make the sound seem less flat and "brighter".
User avatar #21 - fuzzyballs (07/17/2013) [-]
personal opinion and all
#25 - I know what was a joke, but I can tell you don't listen to much rap.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Better be a Good Shirt +7
User avatar #200 - meganinja (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't listen to mainstream rappers. However, I listen to good people. Like Hopsin.
User avatar #201 - onceman (07/17/2013) [-]
Hopsin did a copout to become famous. That kinda makes me loose respect for him. That and his nardwar interview compared to nardwar's interviews with other rappers.
#40 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
dude kanye is a bad rapper, thats a fact
#142 - stopsdropsand (07/17/2013) [-]
a fact? really?
#91 - imbateman (07/17/2013) [-]
I actually like Kanye West
User avatar #27 - UnknownDouchebag (07/17/2013) [-]
She should have said "better than Yeezus" lol
#146 - That's just messed up, she's not gonna win it, plus all compet…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Vote for Charles 2 +2
#149 - daedrical (07/17/2013) [-]
This is funnyjunk. What did you expect?
#38 - when I had a walkman I used headphones. but headphones ar… 07/16/2013 on So true -1
#151 - true dat 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. -2
#143 - I think the zimmerman case was so popular because everyone was…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. 0
User avatar #147 - alhemicar (07/16/2013) [-]
I rather think it was use of excessive force in self-defense, but, eh, iura novit curia.
User avatar #151 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
true dat
#94 - ...so he hasn't changed anything that the previous mayor set 07/16/2013 on Mayor Stubbs, the cat. 0
#200 - That's why I said I thought the verdict was correct. 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin 0
#49 - Didn't they tell him not to follow Trayvon?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin +1
#199 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
that was not a police officer. it was a 911 operator. they never explicitly told him to turn around and/or stop following him.

[url deleted]

Do your research before talking out your ass.

He was already out of his car. And was trying to prevent a break in. FFS you need to look at all the evidence. Besides the trial was not about the events leading up to the altercation but rather the altercation itself and if the homicide was justifiable due to fear of great bodily harm and/or death.
User avatar #200 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
That's why I said I thought the verdict was correct.
User avatar #50 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
Yes. And he didn't follow him after they told him not to. He was on his way to the mailbox.
#92 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
This fucking ass hat.... No they told him to stay in his car. Also the mailbox wasn't on the walkway where the shooting happened, so that argument doesn't hold any water either. Don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Lets face it, we have a very loose set of morals on this site and we want to make fun of everything. Doesn't mean we need to lie to get our point across.

Today Somenerd was a faggot, guess that's just par for the course though.
#187 - Laddie (07/16/2013) [-]
Dispatch and police are two completely different things. The exact words of dispatch were "We don't need you to do that." I fail to see how that's a direct order not to follow him. Even if dispatch did directly say "Don't follow him," then Zimmerman still could have legally ignored his orders.

Also, they never told him to stay in his car, take your own advice and don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Zimmerman was walking back to his truck to meet police after losing sight of Martin, and that's where he was confronted and attacked. Your little map is only proving somenerd's argument right.

Education is an amazing thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trayvon_Martin
User avatar #94 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
What I said was correct. And he was already out of the car.
#98 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
911 Dispatch: WE DON"T NEED YOU TO FOLLOW HIM.

Look at where the fucking truck is, now look where the shooting took place.

The mailboxes are on the street, not in the alley where the shooting happened.


#43 - mentioned him being perfect** 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin 0
#42 - vicioushaze never him being perfect, or even innocent, yes I b…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin +11
User avatar #47 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
He did listen to the police. They asked him where he lived and then said that they would meet him at the mailbox. George Zimmerman was on his way to his mailbox when Trayvon jumped out from some bushes and attacked him. And then George Zimmerman was justified in using lethal force because Trayvon reached for his gun and said that he was going to shoot Zimmerman. It was legitimate self-defense.
User avatar #49 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
Didn't they tell him not to follow Trayvon?
#199 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
that was not a police officer. it was a 911 operator. they never explicitly told him to turn around and/or stop following him.

[url deleted]

Do your research before talking out your ass.

He was already out of his car. And was trying to prevent a break in. FFS you need to look at all the evidence. Besides the trial was not about the events leading up to the altercation but rather the altercation itself and if the homicide was justifiable due to fear of great bodily harm and/or death.
User avatar #200 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
That's why I said I thought the verdict was correct.
User avatar #50 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
Yes. And he didn't follow him after they told him not to. He was on his way to the mailbox.
#92 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
This fucking ass hat.... No they told him to stay in his car. Also the mailbox wasn't on the walkway where the shooting happened, so that argument doesn't hold any water either. Don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Lets face it, we have a very loose set of morals on this site and we want to make fun of everything. Doesn't mean we need to lie to get our point across.

Today Somenerd was a faggot, guess that's just par for the course though.
#187 - Laddie (07/16/2013) [-]
Dispatch and police are two completely different things. The exact words of dispatch were "We don't need you to do that." I fail to see how that's a direct order not to follow him. Even if dispatch did directly say "Don't follow him," then Zimmerman still could have legally ignored his orders.

Also, they never told him to stay in his car, take your own advice and don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Zimmerman was walking back to his truck to meet police after losing sight of Martin, and that's where he was confronted and attacked. Your little map is only proving somenerd's argument right.

Education is an amazing thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trayvon_Martin
User avatar #94 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
What I said was correct. And he was already out of the car.
#98 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
911 Dispatch: WE DON"T NEED YOU TO FOLLOW HIM.

Look at where the fucking truck is, now look where the shooting took place.

The mailboxes are on the street, not in the alley where the shooting happened.


User avatar #43 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
mentioned him being perfect**
#61 - In South America the culture is more openly sexual, in 'Murric… 07/15/2013 on Brazil 0
#59 - Well yeah the verdict was determined on pure evidence not pers… 07/15/2013 on Brazil 0
#46 - That's his son you duck. 07/15/2013 on Anything you want 0
#133 - Thank you DDDDD 07/15/2013 on Oh, tumblr. 0
#130 - Those fuckers are so goddamn guillable before I even …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Oh, tumblr. +2
#132 - adolfwascorrect (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #133 - onceman (07/15/2013) [-]
Thank you DDDDD
#21 - I know how he feels, I'm hispanic in a soccer tema full of eas… 07/14/2013 on The Twins 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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