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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#63 - Well you're right, I should look at it as a more broader aspec… 12/21/2012 on PLEASE GOD, TAKE THEM -2
#57 - I don't, but the people hundreds of years ago did. Bibles say … 12/21/2012 on PLEASE GOD, TAKE THEM -3
#54 - I said most people, not everybody. I'm not telling anybody to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on PLEASE GOD, TAKE THEM -2
User avatar #86 - schafskopf (12/21/2012) [-]
so gewinnt man aber nicht die Champions League
#48 - I worded it wrong, without religion people wouldn't be afraid …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2012 on PLEASE GOD, TAKE THEM -2
#53 - Edensfire (12/21/2012) [-]
Except for people going to jail, being stoned to death, hangings, tortures, etc. People aren't afraid of hell, people are afraid of death and being locked up.
User avatar #54 - onceman (12/21/2012) [-]
I said most people, not everybody. I'm not telling anybody to worship any God or whatever, I'm just stating my opinion and explaining why I believe it is true, I'm agnostic so the last thing I'm trying to do is convert anybody, but this posts says every Religious person is bad, which I think is far from the truth.
User avatar #86 - schafskopf (12/21/2012) [-]
so gewinnt man aber nicht die Champions League
#45 - Religion establised morals, and it's the reason most people ar…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/21/2012 on PLEASE GOD, TAKE THEM -4
User avatar #151 - tweetyftw (12/22/2012) [-]
No they didn't.

Man made morals and then invented religion. Religion isn't needed for people to be good.
User avatar #62 - bottleofwater (12/21/2012) [-]
Well what about Confucianism in China? That wasn't a religion.
User avatar #69 - corundum (12/21/2012) [-]
It turned into one.
User avatar #63 - onceman (12/21/2012) [-]
Well you're right, I should look at it as a more broader aspect, more like ways of life have taught us morals, like Buddhism, even though it's an official religion, it is more like a way of life.
#56 - call (12/21/2012) [-]
Some people need religon for moral values
others dont
User avatar #57 - onceman (12/21/2012) [-]
I don't, but the people hundreds of years ago did. Bibles say this and that is wrong, we do good because we want to be good.
User avatar #47 - mussyo (12/21/2012) [-]
LOL
User avatar #48 - onceman (12/21/2012) [-]
I worded it wrong, without religion people wouldn't be afraid of hell because they wouldn't know of one, so they would do anything they wanted without thinking about the consequences, now since those morals are established, religion isn't necessary.
#53 - Edensfire (12/21/2012) [-]
Except for people going to jail, being stoned to death, hangings, tortures, etc. People aren't afraid of hell, people are afraid of death and being locked up.
User avatar #54 - onceman (12/21/2012) [-]
I said most people, not everybody. I'm not telling anybody to worship any God or whatever, I'm just stating my opinion and explaining why I believe it is true, I'm agnostic so the last thing I'm trying to do is convert anybody, but this posts says every Religious person is bad, which I think is far from the truth.
User avatar #86 - schafskopf (12/21/2012) [-]
so gewinnt man aber nicht die Champions League
#56 - There's a problem with the pizza to mountain desw ratio. 12/21/2012 on True Happiness 0
#13 - I heard her first album was actually somewhat serious, guess o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on oc 0
#17 - justtocomment (12/20/2012) [-]
Pretty much. She got into the music business to get rich. There's no deceit there. She didn't sing to send a message, or to inspire people. She just sang, had fun, and got rich and I can't hold that against her.
#226 - To be honest, I went to Toronto and I found the people much fr… 12/20/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
#221 - Not at all, I've been thanked before, plus nobody else holds t…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
User avatar #225 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
engh well youve appeared to have found the collective of retards that populate our country
User avatar #227 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #226 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
To be honest, I went to Toronto and I found the people much friendlier, I heard the city I live in is just shit compaared to the rest of Canada.
#8 - Lil Wayne has his own charity organization and has donated to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on No joke -6
User avatar #10 - paintballgun (12/20/2012) [-]
He still a nigger
#214 - I've actually found out, that it's just the city where I live … 12/20/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
#213 - My friend here even told me, people here will talk shit, then … 12/20/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
#3 - le annoyed face chick  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on Troll Dad +20
User avatar #20 - anonymoose (12/20/2012) [-]
The full name is "le annoyed face chick XDDDDD"
#210 - Oh I remember one day (probably second or third day I was in t… 12/19/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
#209 - Funny story (I was holding the door for these two girls (as I …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
User avatar #218 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
theyre girls what more do you want? they expect you to hold the door or youre considered a sexiest pig
User avatar #221 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
Not at all, I've been thanked before, plus nobody else holds the door for others, also in the change rooms they talk about stealing phones and what not and how they make money of selling the phones they've stolen. I was alone in the cafeteria once doing my homework and minding my business (second or third day I was in that school) and this kid just started throwing stuff at me. I'm not a bad person, I'm actually shocked at how people here are.
User avatar #225 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
engh well youve appeared to have found the collective of retards that populate our country
User avatar #227 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #226 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
To be honest, I went to Toronto and I found the people much friendlier, I heard the city I live in is just shit compaared to the rest of Canada.
#208 - I hold the door for everyone at school, nobody says thank you,… 12/19/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians 0
#2 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux07V_Nq-d8 12/19/2012 on Genius 0
#10 - Like it or not, real or not realigions established and shaped …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2012 on westboro church thoughts 0
#13 - N. Korean citizen (12/19/2012) [-]
Smart people created religion to keep the brutes from attacking them and taking all of their stuff. "Oh hey, there's this magical land in the sky that you can go to, but only if you don't steal any of my things, kill me, or take my women."
#32 - envinite (12/19/2012) [-]
^ generic atheist opinion

No really. Religion started since smart people think about things around them. Knives for example. People think that those knives must have a creator, and that is a human. But then, because of the human nature, they think something bigger. Who created the earth? our world and our sky, our universe?

And then there comes belief system based on human's observation. Plus point is that many things in religions can be proven nowadays,For example in Islam's holy book, it's written that "all things comes from a single thing", this is proven with the Big-bang theory which is believed and can be proven by experts and modern scientist.
#83 - thewotch (12/19/2012) [-]
Well, I could ask then that where did your god come from. You'll probably answer me that he's eternal, but somehow you can't accept matter or energy as eternal as well and something that wasn't necessarily created by a god (you know, energy isn't created nor destroyed, only transformed, and E=mc^2).

So about the "things need a creator" argument... yeah, not really. Even if the possibilities are next to nil, as long as there's a chance it can happen. Take for example, the lottery. It's difficult, but there are those who win.
#12 - That's cause Canadians don't do shit in a way that people can …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Scientists amazed at Canadians -36
#186 - doctorhorrible (12/19/2012) [-]
sooooo, what you are saying is.... The entire population of Canada is to blame for the suicide of Amanda Todd because we act differently????

wut
User avatar #76 - primerpower (12/19/2012) [-]
Ya theres a big difference in people because they are more polite. and amanda todd killed herself because she knew you were moving to canada and didnt ever want to meet an assfuck like you.

Source: Ive been to both countries
User avatar #213 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
My friend here even told me, people here will talk shit, then be nice to your face, and go talk some more shit. Also, my religion teacher said, we kill the spirit, but it's different here than in the states, we wait for them to leave the room and then insult them,, over there they'll say it out loud so you can hear, but neither is better than the other.
User avatar #209 - onceman (12/19/2012) [-]
Funny story (I was holding the door for these two girls (as I usually do for everyone) and they didn't say thank you or smile, they just gave me dirty looks.
User avatar #218 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
theyre girls what more do you want? they expect you to hold the door or youre considered a sexiest pig
User avatar #221 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
Not at all, I've been thanked before, plus nobody else holds the door for others, also in the change rooms they talk about stealing phones and what not and how they make money of selling the phones they've stolen. I was alone in the cafeteria once doing my homework and minding my business (second or third day I was in that school) and this kid just started throwing stuff at me. I'm not a bad person, I'm actually shocked at how people here are.
User avatar #225 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
engh well youve appeared to have found the collective of retards that populate our country
User avatar #227 - primerpower (12/20/2012) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #226 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
To be honest, I went to Toronto and I found the people much friendlier, I heard the city I live in is just shit compaared to the rest of Canada.
User avatar #37 - bokkos (12/19/2012) [-]
The Westboro Baptist Church is barred from entering Canada. Your argument is invalid.
#29 - alexandsilentsteve (12/19/2012) [-]
maybe if you were not a complete dick waffle, no one would talk shit behind your back
User avatar #210 - onceman (12/19/2012) [-]
Oh I remember one day (probably second or third day I was in that school) I was doing my work at lunch and some kid just started throwing food at me, I didn't do anything because I'm not really vengeful and it would have been pointless so I just ignored it, aslo, on many occasions they talk about how many phones they've stolen and the money they've gotten off of selling them. Keep in mind that this is a a catholic school and they'd treat me like I'm satan if I were to say something like "I don't believe the bible is true" even though I'm not they one doing wrong.
User avatar #208 - onceman (12/19/2012) [-]
I hold the door for everyone at school, nobody says thank you, and how did you determine what kind of person I am? I actually have reasons to be tempermental (lived in three different countries and my parents just split up), but I have self-control and high morals.
#25 - icamebuckets (12/19/2012) [-]
lol I live in Vancouver, and if you're not an asshat, people will be completely okay with you.
User avatar #214 - onceman (12/20/2012) [-]
I've actually found out, that it's just the city where I live that sucks, even people that live here say it's shit.
#263 - I heard about this, he killed his mother and his ex ggirlfriend. 12/19/2012 on not funny 0
#5691 - midfielders** 12/18/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#5689 - Best defensive midfilders? To me the best right now i…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #5691 - onceman (12/18/2012) [-]
midfielders**
User avatar #5690 - tenfatcats (12/18/2012) [-]
i cant argue.
#35 - Picture 12/17/2012 on Great News +2
#194 - Yeah exactlly. 12/17/2012 on Moods 0
#14 - Damn they're fucking nice.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Matte Galaxy paint on... 0
#16 - mattisdhabest (12/18/2012) [-]
Dude there 2,500. Crazy huh just for some foams. I still want the electric blue foams though.
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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