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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#64 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on WATCH DOGS: Stupidly fast rap +6
User avatar #148 - ferrettamer (07/13/2013) [-]
Tonedeff is amazing, first thing I thought to post when I read the title.
#66 - crazyolitis (07/12/2013) [-]
MFW people rapping so fast.
#165 - Does anybody else not like the idea of having to control multi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Yay something more to kill 0
#208 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
You don't really have to, you only have to control each character during their individual story missions, outside of them you can pick who you want to play as and same goes for missions where all three are involved
User avatar #169 - thepandaking (07/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be three separate story lines... is that not so? I guess that's alright, but I can see where you're coming from, it's bothersome in a few ways.
#210 - specialops (07/12/2013) [-]
I heard it was 1 story per character but in the end they collided, i don't know if it's true tho.
User avatar #304 - thepandaking (07/12/2013) [-]
oh well, I'm sure it'll all be fine in the end
#6 - That's exactly what I didn when I made the comment haha. 07/11/2013 on Bad Luck Brian +1
#4 - And he ran! He ran so far away! but he couldn't get away  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Bad Luck Brian +11
User avatar #10 - fuzzysixx (07/11/2013) [-]
This is what I thought of when I saw the original post at work today.
#5 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
now i gotta go listen to this on youtube..
User avatar #6 - onceman (07/11/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I didn when I made the comment haha.
#9866 - Lil Wayne is far from the worst rapper alive. 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +7
#144 - I'm just saying, Wayne was pretty great for a while, now not so much. 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers 0
#142 - this isn't real rap/hip-hop  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers 0
User avatar #143 - skullnigga (07/10/2013) [-]
o
User avatar #144 - onceman (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm just saying, Wayne was pretty great for a while, now not so much.
#137 - Yeah those ******* rappers. 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers +1
#136 - Hustler Musik the block is hot Trouble back w… 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers +1
#135 - The American governement has been trying to g… 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers 0
#134 - >implying  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers 0
User avatar #141 - skullnigga (07/10/2013) [-]
implying what
User avatar #142 - onceman (07/10/2013) [-]
this isn't real rap/hip-hop
User avatar #143 - skullnigga (07/10/2013) [-]
o
User avatar #144 - onceman (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm just saying, Wayne was pretty great for a while, now not so much.
#132 - >implying Lil Wayne doesn't have tons of free mixtapes whic… 07/10/2013 on Fckn rappers 0
#159 - **onceman rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Art. ** 07/10/2013 on Queue Jumping 0
#162 - Yeah I'm saying it wasn't only in Finland that the 90s carried… 07/09/2013 on The 90's in one single picture -1
#141 - Dude it's the same with every country, it's not like at the tu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2013 on The 90's in one single picture -2
User avatar #158 - cinematicbrix (07/09/2013) [-]
Dude, I never said it was.

Just because I said I'm born 1998 everyone assumes that my intentions are somehow immature, wrong, and not what I wrote.

User avatar #162 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm saying it wasn't only in Finland that the 90s carried into the early 2000s
#26 - Hahaha okay sorry, I wasn't judging, I have friends that do it… 07/09/2013 on skills 0
#15 - Ever been to Florida? 07/09/2013 on skills +1
#12 - for yolo swag man, gotta do it for the yolo swag. 07/09/2013 on skills +1
#22 - Pretty sure this is Bogota, Colombia, don't know how it's call…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2013 on Karma.. +3
#76 - willypmedina (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes we have that here in bucaramanga, Colombia and the last year some one did that to a lady who was waiting for her bus but he managed to escape, the thief are really stupid here in colombia.
#6 - I'm at a dilema, our friend in the gif is wearing a ***…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2013 on skills +3
User avatar #17 - articulate (07/09/2013) [-]
Listen here you little t-shit, he can wear whatever he wants.
#26 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
Hahaha okay sorry, I wasn't judging, I have friends that do it, I was just wondering.

#14 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
well if you look at the sky in the picture and not the guys t-shit you would be able to figure it out
User avatar #15 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
Ever been to Florida?
#11 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
>t-shit
User avatar #10 - dadukesta (07/09/2013) [-]
He wears it to keep his long hair flat and not fraying outwards.
It's rather comfy.
User avatar #9 - mongoozeone (07/09/2013) [-]
There are some people who wear hats like that in 100 degree weather

dont ask me why
User avatar #12 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
for yolo swag man, gotta do it for the yolo swag.
#75 - Same, I mean it's generic pop love songs, it's annoying, but I…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2013 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #76 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
Kids got guts.
#72 - That's what I'd imagine.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #74 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
I mean hell, while I hate Biebers music I do have a sense of respect for the guy, that shit isn't easy.
User avatar #75 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
Same, I mean it's generic pop love songs, it's annoying, but I can't sing or play instruments like him, plus he deals with an incredible amount of hate.
User avatar #76 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
Kids got guts.
#58 - I'm talking about the fans on here, cause Dave Grohl is a reas…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Dave Grohl +2
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
He respects anyone who can make it in the music world.
User avatar #72 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
That's what I'd imagine.
User avatar #74 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
I mean hell, while I hate Biebers music I do have a sense of respect for the guy, that shit isn't easy.
User avatar #75 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
Same, I mean it's generic pop love songs, it's annoying, but I can't sing or play instruments like him, plus he deals with an incredible amount of hate.
User avatar #76 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
Kids got guts.
#55 - What happens when Dave Grohl says he respects Justin Bieber?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Dave Grohl 0
User avatar #57 - yunoknow (07/09/2013) [-]
the universe implodes like it would when dividing by zero
User avatar #58 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the fans on here, cause Dave Grohl is a reasonable guy plus he's not 12 years old he knows how tough it is in the music industry, I wouldn't be surprised if he said it, I'm just wondering how his fans on the internet would react.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
He respects anyone who can make it in the music world.
User avatar #72 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
That's what I'd imagine.
User avatar #74 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
I mean hell, while I hate Biebers music I do have a sense of respect for the guy, that shit isn't easy.
User avatar #75 - onceman (07/09/2013) [-]
Same, I mean it's generic pop love songs, it's annoying, but I can't sing or play instruments like him, plus he deals with an incredible amount of hate.
User avatar #76 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2013) [-]
Kids got guts.
#429 - What if my homeland isn't where I live? 07/08/2013 on Description 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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