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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#164 - In the states I went to public school, here I go to Private Sc…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Finnish School 0
#165 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
thx for the info...
User avatar #166 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem.
#159 - Basically they're teaching me stuff here in 10th grade, that I…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Finnish School 0
#163 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
same school type?
User avatar #164 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
In the states I went to public school, here I go to Private School (there's a school fee and the students consider public school goers degenerates)
#165 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
thx for the info...
User avatar #166 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem.
#132 - Well Canada has better stats in education than the United Stat…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Finnish School +1
#353 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
US still has better colleges.
User avatar #181 - fakereality (08/02/2013) [-]
It was the exact opposite for me. I learned 10x more in Canada than I did in the States in high school. My teachers in Canada were all great, they actually cared about us and wanted us to learn, if something was wrong, they always noticed and would try to help us. In the States all I got was a bunch of fucking shit teachers that put in the minimum effort possible just to grab their paycheck. And it wasn't only the teachers that I had a problem with, it was the curriculum, which is terrible in the US, namely in history, in which there is a desperate need to infuse students with patriotism and make the US look like the best country and make the rest of the world look bad.
User avatar #492 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
I didn't really explain myself, in Canada, 100% of the teachers actually want to teach, and the explinations are very lengthy and thurough, meaning that a large majority of the students did pretty good, while in the states there's a lot more slackers, but if you want to learn and have a good teacher in the states, then you will receive far supperior education, I fortunately never had a problem in which the teacher didn't care. I just feel that here they go so easy on the students, so little homework from very few classes, and they get to choose if they want to stay in advanced classes or not (which I think is the most ridiculous thing ever) Basically here, I'm one of the best in all my classes, over there I was the worst of the really smart kids.
User avatar #190 - nynewars (08/02/2013) [-]
I know exactly how you feel.

I just never went to Canada.
#154 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
what do you mean with you learned more...?
please more details.
User avatar #159 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Basically they're teaching me stuff here in 10th grade, that I learned in 8th grade when I was in the states.
#163 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
same school type?
User avatar #164 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
In the states I went to public school, here I go to Private School (there's a school fee and the students consider public school goers degenerates)
#165 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
thx for the info...
User avatar #166 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem.
#137 - She looks trashy, but she's pretty pale, and that's a party dr… 08/02/2013 on Don't know what to say +4
#30 - People don't like the fact that they agree with an artist they… 08/01/2013 on Thinking about cheating? +1
#17 - Mark Wahlberg is the really bad ass guy you want to see come u…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on He don't give a fuck! +1
User avatar #19 - soulkiller (07/31/2013) [-]
I was sarcastic about this... but I loved Mark Wahlberg's role too
#20 - "once I cum, I come to my senses" -Lil Wayne  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Thinking about cheating? -1
User avatar #29 - chiefhuskey (07/31/2013) [-]
Why the hate? IT is a good, fitting quote that sums up the content quiet nicely.
User avatar #30 - onceman (08/01/2013) [-]
People don't like the fact that they agree with an artist they hate (or have been told to hate by the internet)
#90 - I never believed in santa. 07/31/2013 on Santa 0
#11 - Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world and I have …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on ... +1
#12 - monterxforever (07/31/2013) [-]
But then you realize the planet has already pumped out thousands of people just like you with the same opinions
#10 - Yeah I'm a pretty big Lil Wayne fan, like what he did with Katrina. 07/31/2013 on ... 0
#158 - yeah that's true. 07/31/2013 on My very first post +1
#6 - Hey you know what? Thanks for listening friend (:  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on ... 0
#7 - nuclearkitteh (07/31/2013) [-]
What?!
User avatar #11 - onceman (07/31/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world and I have noone to go to.
#12 - monterxforever (07/31/2013) [-]
But then you realize the planet has already pumped out thousands of people just like you with the same opinions
#4 - Funny, Lil Wayne's favourite movie was the gremlins when he wa…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/31/2013 on ... 0
User avatar #20 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/31/2013) [-]
I find black noses more normal than white ones. White people noses just look so fucking fragile in comparison; one good punch would break them.
#16 - bizzar (07/31/2013) [-]
Normal nose unlike many black people...
normal nose...
Black...

You RACIST FUCK
#17 - myleghurts (07/31/2013) [-]
you must be new here
#9 - roddor has deleted their comment.
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for his kids...
User avatar #10 - onceman (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm a pretty big Lil Wayne fan, like what he did with Katrina.
User avatar #8 - vicsix (07/31/2013) [-]
Look at him without shades, then you'll see it.
#5 - nuclearkitteh (07/31/2013) [-]
Okay!
User avatar #6 - onceman (07/31/2013) [-]
Hey you know what? Thanks for listening friend (:
#7 - nuclearkitteh (07/31/2013) [-]
What?!
User avatar #11 - onceman (07/31/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world and I have noone to go to.
#12 - monterxforever (07/31/2013) [-]
But then you realize the planet has already pumped out thousands of people just like you with the same opinions
#11 - They're both good singers, but Bruno Mars has more soul and pl… 07/31/2013 on women -2
#80 - What if the guy on the left was a coward and a rat, while the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on My very first post +21
User avatar #137 - Greevon (07/31/2013) [-]
But also how safely you handle your firearms.
Just throwing that out there. You're no good to your gang dead, shot in the head because you were posing for facebook.
User avatar #158 - onceman (07/31/2013) [-]
yeah that's true.
#44 - jason statham isn't that great either.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Steve Payne paintings -1
User avatar #52 - blarghagh (07/31/2013) [-]
Now, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. Jason Statham is a great actor, but he can only play one role and that's the bad ass british dude that kills people. Which is totally fine by me.
#18 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Every time +4
#92 - Sorry, I learned the story after I typed that comment, I thoug… 07/29/2013 on JustFatPeopleThings 0
#70 - You're right, if a person is afraid of hot sauce because he/sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on JustFatPeopleThings -1
#90 - delivering (07/29/2013) [-]
But she wasn't punished.
She was just "forced" to eat food she didn't like while staying at a relative's house, as she herself explais.
And then her parents just let her eat nothing but cheesy potatoes for the rest of her childhood, because of that incident.
Her parents were shitty parents. Even if she had been forced to eat some food as punishment(which she wasn't) the proper reaction to that isn't to let her eat nothing but fucking cheesy potatoes for the rest of her childhood.
My point stands.
User avatar #92 - onceman (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, I learned the story after I typed that comment, I thought that's all she was fed, and was just mentally unable to eat anything else.
#28 - R.I.P Nemo ;_; 07/29/2013 on RIP Nemo 0
#241 - That only happens when they're not actually injured, when they… 07/29/2013 on 'Muh Sahkur' -2
#68 - I think that's the joke. The question is answered correctly, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Are you stupid or something? +14
#112 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Is funny how the guy from the post and this photo is called Eric...

ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!
#59 - Teen girl fans are crazy, wouldn't be surprised if they asked … 07/29/2013 on This is why I don't believe... 0
#107 - Such a north western idea, he was born in New York of couse he… 07/29/2013 on George Carlin 0
#44 - Considering all the factors, Lil Wayne is one of the greatest … 07/29/2013 on I miss this channel +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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