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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#57 - What's wrong with the "heaven is for real" one? Mill…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Only in America +8
User avatar #107 - alanflindt (08/29/2013) [-]
And it's ridiculous how people can actually get on the news from something so absurd.
User avatar #112 - onceman (08/30/2013) [-]
The kid was very detailed and apparently spoke of stuff that there was no way he could have known, it was an interesting story, but I guess I see where you're coming from.
User avatar #81 - nephritho (08/29/2013) [-]
Most of them were about to die
when the heart stops the brain start to shut off as you start to lose the abilities to speech hear and see and other organs stop functioning. Your brain start to hallucinate (seeing and hearing) so people will think they have been in heaven or seen god
Some time ago people thought you were dead if your heart stopped beating and came back alive if it was beating again. while they were just clinical dead.
you are dead when your brain no longer function.
User avatar #86 - onceman (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I knew this kid in particular was near death.
And thank you btw, I did not know that.
User avatar #113 - alanflindt (08/30/2013) [-]
I think it's because the body releases DMT when you die, so in near death experiences,or when someone is "technically dead" briefly, they may experience the hallucinations due to these chemicals being released by their brain.
#56 - I though it was a vision when he momentarily died?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Only in America +1
User avatar #64 - doctorhorrible (08/29/2013) [-]
I could be wrong, however i am not wrong about the part where he was 3
User avatar #65 - onceman (08/29/2013) [-]
It doesn't bother me tbh, it's great that he keeps strong faith at so yound as long as he doesn't try to shove it down peoples' throats
#50 - Sorry, it's already too late, this "meme" is so forc… 08/29/2013 on Blurred Limes -1
#36 - Friendly remainder that Eminem has more Oscars than Leonardo Di Caprio  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on Give him an Oscar. -12
#63 - Kekuchi (08/29/2013) [-]
#17 - damn it feels good to know he did some pretty good stuff befor… 08/28/2013 on Nobody can remember +1
#56 - That's a really objective statement that probably just refers … 08/28/2013 on mayo 0
#18 - I play in a polish based soccer team (I'm colombian, live in C… 08/28/2013 on The Ring of Kurwa 0
#100 - good to know 08/28/2013 on Druge doge. 0
#95 - So I guess I'm the only one who thinks that doge is really …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Druge doge. 0
User avatar #99 - misticalz (08/28/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #100 - onceman (08/28/2013) [-]
good to know
#105 - I never get that, isn't the whole point of summer to get a bre…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2013 on This Is Sausage to Me 0
#114 - puffolotti (08/27/2013) [-]
schools are made to make you think a job for 15$/hour where you have homework that reduces it to 10$/hour is for some mystical reason better businnes than a job 30$/hour for 170 hours every month.
#143 - Go anywhere in Palm beach florida 08/27/2013 on It's funny because is true 0
#77 - you know I hate these, because they imply she can actually sha… 08/27/2013 on Please stop it Miley 0
#59 - "Exterminate!! -cybermen  [+] (10 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Exfoliate, Exfoliate! +17
#61 - thegamerslife (08/27/2013) [-]
#108 - mrmask (08/27/2013) [-]
I posted it before and I will re post it again
#66 - woodizeeman (08/27/2013) [-]
#67 - thegamerslife (08/27/2013) [-]
go fuck yourself sir.
#69 - woodizeeman (08/27/2013) [-]
#111 - bilbobagginshield (08/27/2013) [-]
be mah friend?
#70 - thegamerslife (08/27/2013) [-]
#71 - woodizeeman (08/27/2013) [-]
#78 - thegamerslife (08/27/2013) [-]
#110 - thatkittyoverthere (08/27/2013) [-]
#139 - And in that moment, I swear we were all tumblrs 08/27/2013 on Tumblr 0
#205 - Not his gif 08/27/2013 on Um... Ok... -1
#187 - Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me 08/27/2013 on Will Smith Family reaction 0
#104 - Yeah man, I listen to all genres. 08/26/2013 on hip-hop +2
#58 - I guess you're right, but nobody's saying so, at least with my…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Bandwagon 0
User avatar #61 - cormy (08/26/2013) [-]
Those that know true cancer are most often primarily lurkers.
Remember, always lurk moar.
#48 - Haha yeah right, if you post a half-assed Lil Wayne hate pictu…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Bandwagon -1
User avatar #54 - cormy (08/26/2013) [-]
Just because it reaches frontpage, does not mean it's not cancerous.
User avatar #58 - onceman (08/26/2013) [-]
I guess you're right, but nobody's saying so, at least with my specific example.
User avatar #61 - cormy (08/26/2013) [-]
Those that know true cancer are most often primarily lurkers.
Remember, always lurk moar.
#97 - Most of the FJers who contantly bash hip-hop have never listen…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on hip-hop +2
User avatar #103 - haitianfighter (08/26/2013) [-]
I honestly didn't expect any positive replies to this comment so I appreciate this. One thing I learned from traveling and experiencing new things is that having an open mind is the best thing you can do for yourself and to benefit people around you.
User avatar #104 - onceman (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I listen to all genres.
#95 - Wow this website is really biased against hip hop. 08/26/2013 on hip-hop +2
#36 - I support Barca, but I put this profile picture as soon as I g… 08/26/2013 on , 0
#83 - ...Well that took a slightly morbid turn 08/26/2013 on Annoying Childhood Friend Comp +5
#10 - Haha I think it comes down to knowing and controlling their ow…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on , +2
#30 - agonix (08/26/2013) [-]
>tfw no gf cuz 2much muscle
#8 - Yeah, but that guy on the top doesn't even have enough muscle.…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2013 on , +14
User avatar #19 - lenincat (08/26/2013) [-]
If your profile picture is actually the team you support rather than random then I would like to say lol 3rd place I'm aware there have only been 3 matches but Dortmund are first for now so i'm taking my chance to gloat
User avatar #36 - onceman (08/26/2013) [-]
I support Barca, but I put this profile picture as soon as I got an FJ account cause my Youtube account theme was mainly Barca.
#9 - listy (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah i think the guy on top is hot, anything more then toned i fell squashed cuddling them
User avatar #17 - niggernazi (08/26/2013) [-]
yeah, i too hate cuddling with bulky guys
User avatar #10 - onceman (08/26/2013) [-]
Haha I think it comes down to knowing and controlling their own strenght, but I guess I see where you're coming from.
#30 - agonix (08/26/2013) [-]
>tfw no gf cuz 2much muscle
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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