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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
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Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#49 - Didn't they tell him not to follow Trayvon?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin +1
#199 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
that was not a police officer. it was a 911 operator. they never explicitly told him to turn around and/or stop following him.

[url deleted]

Do your research before talking out your ass.

He was already out of his car. And was trying to prevent a break in. FFS you need to look at all the evidence. Besides the trial was not about the events leading up to the altercation but rather the altercation itself and if the homicide was justifiable due to fear of great bodily harm and/or death.
User avatar #200 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
That's why I said I thought the verdict was correct.
User avatar #50 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
Yes. And he didn't follow him after they told him not to. He was on his way to the mailbox.
#92 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
This fucking ass hat.... No they told him to stay in his car. Also the mailbox wasn't on the walkway where the shooting happened, so that argument doesn't hold any water either. Don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Lets face it, we have a very loose set of morals on this site and we want to make fun of everything. Doesn't mean we need to lie to get our point across.

Today Somenerd was a faggot, guess that's just par for the course though.
#187 - Laddie (07/16/2013) [-]
Dispatch and police are two completely different things. The exact words of dispatch were "We don't need you to do that." I fail to see how that's a direct order not to follow him. Even if dispatch did directly say "Don't follow him," then Zimmerman still could have legally ignored his orders.

Also, they never told him to stay in his car, take your own advice and don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Zimmerman was walking back to his truck to meet police after losing sight of Martin, and that's where he was confronted and attacked. Your little map is only proving somenerd's argument right.

Education is an amazing thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trayvon_Martin
User avatar #94 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
What I said was correct. And he was already out of the car.
#98 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
911 Dispatch: WE DON"T NEED YOU TO FOLLOW HIM.

Look at where the fucking truck is, now look where the shooting took place.

The mailboxes are on the street, not in the alley where the shooting happened.


#43 - mentioned him being perfect** 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin 0
#42 - vicioushaze never him being perfect, or even innocent, yes I b…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Trayvon Martin +11
User avatar #47 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
He did listen to the police. They asked him where he lived and then said that they would meet him at the mailbox. George Zimmerman was on his way to his mailbox when Trayvon jumped out from some bushes and attacked him. And then George Zimmerman was justified in using lethal force because Trayvon reached for his gun and said that he was going to shoot Zimmerman. It was legitimate self-defense.
User avatar #49 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
Didn't they tell him not to follow Trayvon?
#199 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
that was not a police officer. it was a 911 operator. they never explicitly told him to turn around and/or stop following him.

[url deleted]

Do your research before talking out your ass.

He was already out of his car. And was trying to prevent a break in. FFS you need to look at all the evidence. Besides the trial was not about the events leading up to the altercation but rather the altercation itself and if the homicide was justifiable due to fear of great bodily harm and/or death.
User avatar #200 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
That's why I said I thought the verdict was correct.
User avatar #50 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
Yes. And he didn't follow him after they told him not to. He was on his way to the mailbox.
#92 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
This fucking ass hat.... No they told him to stay in his car. Also the mailbox wasn't on the walkway where the shooting happened, so that argument doesn't hold any water either. Don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Lets face it, we have a very loose set of morals on this site and we want to make fun of everything. Doesn't mean we need to lie to get our point across.

Today Somenerd was a faggot, guess that's just par for the course though.
#187 - Laddie (07/16/2013) [-]
Dispatch and police are two completely different things. The exact words of dispatch were "We don't need you to do that." I fail to see how that's a direct order not to follow him. Even if dispatch did directly say "Don't follow him," then Zimmerman still could have legally ignored his orders.

Also, they never told him to stay in his car, take your own advice and don't spread lies just to make yourself seem correct. Zimmerman was walking back to his truck to meet police after losing sight of Martin, and that's where he was confronted and attacked. Your little map is only proving somenerd's argument right.

Education is an amazing thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trayvon_Martin
User avatar #94 - somenerd (07/16/2013) [-]
What I said was correct. And he was already out of the car.
#98 - silvertongueddevil (07/16/2013) [-]
911 Dispatch: WE DON"T NEED YOU TO FOLLOW HIM.

Look at where the fucking truck is, now look where the shooting took place.

The mailboxes are on the street, not in the alley where the shooting happened.


User avatar #43 - onceman (07/16/2013) [-]
mentioned him being perfect**
#61 - In South America the culture is more openly sexual, in 'Murric… 07/15/2013 on Brazil 0
#59 - Well yeah the verdict was determined on pure evidence not pers… 07/15/2013 on Brazil 0
#46 - That's his son you duck. 07/15/2013 on Anything you want 0
#133 - Thank you DDDDD 07/15/2013 on Oh, tumblr. 0
#130 - Those ******* are so goddamn guillable b…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Oh, tumblr. +2
#132 - adolfwascorrect (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #133 - onceman (07/15/2013) [-]
Thank you DDDDD
#21 - I know how he feels, I'm hispanic in a soccer tema full of eas… 07/14/2013 on The Twins 0
#52 - I really enjoyed it. 07/14/2013 on Oh Lara, you so sly +1
#76 - Yeah idk why you got so much hate, then again most of the Wayn… 07/14/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... 0
#30 - He made a few songs about it, and about the governemnt wanting… 07/14/2013 on Little Wayne 0
#493 - I live in Hamilton, let's go to wonderland togehter! 07/13/2013 on Birthday +1
#45 - Wow, that's just about the worst description of a school I've … 07/13/2013 on Tumblr Comp 0
#60 - Yeah sadly. 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... +1
#58 - Somewhat, when wayne was "Weezy F baby" he was dope,…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... +1
User avatar #63 - cryingchicken (07/14/2013) [-]
And there's my point ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #76 - onceman (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah idk why you got so much hate, then again most of the Wayne haters have never actually listened to Wayne.
User avatar #59 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/13/2013) [-]
I agree he was ok way back when, but once he hit the real mainstream it was all over unfortunately.
User avatar #60 - onceman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah sadly.
#45 - Yeah I know, I just always need to vent when there's a Lil Way… 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... 0
#43 - sorry mayne, meant 1999, but I doubt people knew rapped back t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... 0
#44 - unoletmehavename (07/13/2013) [-]
I know its a mistake i made a joke.
User avatar #45 - onceman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I just always need to vent when there's a Lil Wayne hate post haha
#113 - Comment deleted 07/13/2013 on Willow Smith is just Jaden... +1
#40 - That's the problem, people think he's nice cause he has a nice… 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... -1
#38 - No, that's Tunechi, not Lil Wayne.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... -1
User avatar #57 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/13/2013) [-]
You can't be cereal
User avatar #58 - onceman (07/13/2013) [-]
Somewhat, when wayne was "Weezy F baby" he was dope, and he could, and did, rap about some serious subjects, now that he goes by "Tunechi" his lines are very lazy, he practically repeats the same thing in all his songs, and is very commercial.

TL;DR: Wayne in his prime was great (at least decent)
User avatar #63 - cryingchicken (07/14/2013) [-]
And there's my point ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #76 - onceman (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah idk why you got so much hate, then again most of the Wayne haters have never actually listened to Wayne.
User avatar #59 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/13/2013) [-]
I agree he was ok way back when, but once he hit the real mainstream it was all over unfortunately.
User avatar #60 - onceman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah sadly.
#36 - Not at all that's Chief Keef, people who aren't just uncluture… 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... +1
#34 - >He becamse popular way before swag and yolo were in pop cu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Sugar, and Spice, and... +4
#42 - unoletmehavename (07/13/2013) [-]
19999? Is he from the future?
User avatar #43 - onceman (07/13/2013) [-]
sorry mayne, meant 1999, but I doubt people knew rapped back then, to be honest when I hated him (cause I had never listened to him and it was cool on the internet to hate him) I though he started like in the early 2000's, but I actually stopped blindly hated him.
#44 - unoletmehavename (07/13/2013) [-]
I know its a mistake i made a joke.
User avatar #45 - onceman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I just always need to vent when there's a Lil Wayne hate post haha
#108 - yeah just look at her face, I know a midget prnstar who actual… 07/13/2013 on I agree with this. 0
#24 - New Orleasn after Katrina**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Little Wayne 0
User avatar #29 - legionofbronies (07/14/2013) [-]
more meaningful contributions to music, then.
User avatar #30 - onceman (07/14/2013) [-]
He made a few songs about it, and about the governemnt wanting to get rid of his hometwon.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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