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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#80 - What if the guy on the left was a coward and a rat, while the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on My very first post +21
User avatar #137 - Greevon (07/31/2013) [-]
But also how safely you handle your firearms.
Just throwing that out there. You're no good to your gang dead, shot in the head because you were posing for facebook.
User avatar #158 - onceman (07/31/2013) [-]
yeah that's true.
#44 - jason statham isn't that great either.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Steve Payne paintings -1
User avatar #52 - blarghagh (07/31/2013) [-]
Now, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. Jason Statham is a great actor, but he can only play one role and that's the bad ass british dude that kills people. Which is totally fine by me.
#18 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Every time +4
#92 - Sorry, I learned the story after I typed that comment, I thoug… 07/29/2013 on JustFatPeopleThings 0
#70 - You're right, if a person is afraid of hot sauce because he/sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on JustFatPeopleThings -1
#90 - delivering (07/29/2013) [-]
But she wasn't punished.
She was just "forced" to eat food she didn't like while staying at a relative's house, as she herself explais.
And then her parents just let her eat nothing but cheesy potatoes for the rest of her childhood, because of that incident.
Her parents were shitty parents. Even if she had been forced to eat some food as punishment(which she wasn't) the proper reaction to that isn't to let her eat nothing but fucking cheesy potatoes for the rest of her childhood.
My point stands.
User avatar #92 - onceman (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, I learned the story after I typed that comment, I thought that's all she was fed, and was just mentally unable to eat anything else.
#28 - R.I.P Nemo ;_; 07/29/2013 on RIP Nemo 0
#241 - That only happens when they're not actually injured, when they… 07/29/2013 on 'Muh Sahkur' -2
#68 - I think that's the joke. The question is answered correctly, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Are you stupid or something? +14
#112 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Is funny how the guy from the post and this photo is called Eric...

ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!
#59 - Teen girl fans are crazy, wouldn't be surprised if they asked … 07/29/2013 on This is why I don't believe... 0
#107 - Such a north western idea, he was born in New York of couse he… 07/29/2013 on George Carlin 0
#44 - Considering all the factors, Lil Wayne is one of the greatest … 07/29/2013 on I miss this channel +1
#139 - Yeah I know I just see that a lot of caucasian parents tend to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Big m 0
#140 - refaim (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't know where you're from, but I live in the South and down here we still get ass whoopins haha.
#29 - Now we know who was playing tetris in that other guy's class! 07/27/2013 on Number #1 Gamer +26
#79 - My mom would call me down in front of the manager and make me …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Big m 0
#133 - refaim (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm white and my parents would have beat the shit out of me and then make take it back and apologize. Don't generalize, it makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #139 - onceman (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I know I just see that a lot of caucasian parents tend to not act like parents, I know it's more of a north-western culture thing than a race thing. If hispanics were the majority in America, then we'd see it more with them, same with blacks.
#140 - refaim (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't know where you're from, but I live in the South and down here we still get ass whoopins haha.
#84 - fisheaglee (07/27/2013) [-]
she be all like "tyrome you betta give bak dat M befo i whoop yo ass"
#72 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Trimming sideburns +1
#54 - But then thing is, I don't live in Alberta. 07/27/2013 on That 70's Show 0
#47 - sorry I meant "in which hemisphere it is" 07/27/2013 on That 70's Show 0
#45 - Dude I live in Southern Ontario and I agree, and it's not that…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2013 on That 70's Show 0
#56 - Conquistador (08/02/2013) [-]
Lol.
>Mfw hispanics are more common in the states, therefore not many people are ignorant about our culture.
User avatar #57 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
I miss living in Florida.
User avatar #58 - Conquistador (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, if I were you, I'd move.

Though, to be honest, I've never been to Florida. Probably just has hot and humid as Texas.
User avatar #53 - thenukecity (07/27/2013) [-]
Dude, theres are reason Alberta is called the Texas of Canada.
User avatar #54 - onceman (07/27/2013) [-]
But then thing is, I don't live in Alberta.
User avatar #47 - onceman (07/27/2013) [-]
sorry I meant "in which hemisphere it is"
#12 - Real ****** don't worry about stretch marks. … 07/26/2013 on DAT ASS? +1
#7 - Darwin didn't even exist when Lil Wayne's career started. 07/26/2013 on I Knew It! -1
#6 - He has a bionic arm 07/26/2013 on I Knew It! +1
#74 - As far as been ever want to look more do like. 07/25/2013 on Well. Fuck. 0
#24 - I thought it was deep too when I was like 10, but then I real…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Well. Fuck. -20
User avatar #30 - swagloon (07/25/2013) [-]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
User avatar #74 - onceman (07/25/2013) [-]
As far as been ever want to look more do like.
#143 - Holy **** how old are all of you? It's an abvious… 07/25/2013 on Please, kill yourself 0
#124 - Oh **** man, I meant to put, "than in Canada… 07/25/2013 on Argument 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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