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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#44 - well I believe I have more credibility considering there aren'…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
User avatar #46 - onceman (06/29/2014) [-]
Who's themselves? And no, I live in one of the biggest cities in Canada.
User avatar #45 - nudybooty (06/29/2014) [-]
Either you're a complete idiot trying to defend themselves by attempting to switch the conversation to focus on me or you when to school in a hick town.
#1988 - **onceman rolled image ** THIS is what girls secretly crave 06/27/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#61 - I hope you used sunscreen, those sun rays can have a detriment… 06/27/2014 on When FJ users go to the beach +2
#102 - Doesn't feel so good being robbed now does it you gypsy scum? 06/27/2014 on Amazing Spider-Prank 0
#42 - Damn I've been doing it wrong this whole time 06/27/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
#37 - "like 4 states" yeah I meant that as an official…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
User avatar #38 - eezo (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah "like" is like, the most serious statistical marker


or something
User avatar #42 - onceman (06/27/2014) [-]
Damn I've been doing it wrong this whole time
#36 - given, my peers are teenagers 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
#35 - my bad, sorry for my mistake 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
#34 - hamilton 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
#33 - academic  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (06/28/2014) [-]
I get the feeling you are now lying
User avatar #44 - onceman (06/28/2014) [-]
well I believe I have more credibility considering there aren't any special needs classes where I go so you know very little about the schooling here
it's locally developed so, there you go.
And no, I wouldn't gain anything from lying about something as insignificant as that, you might do it, but don't judge me by your standards.
User avatar #46 - onceman (06/29/2014) [-]
Who's themselves? And no, I live in one of the biggest cities in Canada.
User avatar #45 - nudybooty (06/29/2014) [-]
Either you're a complete idiot trying to defend themselves by attempting to switch the conversation to focus on me or you when to school in a hick town.
#9 - I moved to Canada about two years ago, within like the second …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan 0
#15 - goldsignet (06/26/2014) [-]
you must have moved to newfoundland
User avatar #34 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
hamilton
User avatar #13 - nudybooty (06/26/2014) [-]
I get the feeling you were in the special needs class
User avatar #33 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
academic
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (06/28/2014) [-]
I get the feeling you are now lying
User avatar #44 - onceman (06/28/2014) [-]
well I believe I have more credibility considering there aren't any special needs classes where I go so you know very little about the schooling here
it's locally developed so, there you go.
And no, I wouldn't gain anything from lying about something as insignificant as that, you might do it, but don't judge me by your standards.
User avatar #46 - onceman (06/29/2014) [-]
Who's themselves? And no, I live in one of the biggest cities in Canada.
User avatar #45 - nudybooty (06/29/2014) [-]
Either you're a complete idiot trying to defend themselves by attempting to switch the conversation to focus on me or you when to school in a hick town.
User avatar #10 - Aerosmither (06/26/2014) [-]
Odd. Most of my classmates would of been able to list off most if not all the states if you point to them on a map.
#7 - Canadians can only name like 4 states which is sad conside…  [+] (23 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Yeah, fuck you britbongistan +3
User avatar #28 - eezo (06/26/2014) [-]
I can fucking gaurente that you just made that up right now
User avatar #37 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
"like 4 states"
yeah I meant that as an official and legitimate statistic
User avatar #38 - eezo (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah "like" is like, the most serious statistical marker


or something
User avatar #42 - onceman (06/27/2014) [-]
Damn I've been doing it wrong this whole time
User avatar #17 - poutinesalad (06/26/2014) [-]
Washington, Michigan, New York, Rhode Island, Missouri, Arizona, Texas, Oregon, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kentucky, Wisconsin, Virginia, Arkansas, Kansas.... well those are all the ones i could get off of the top of my head


I went to the US and showed some Americans canadian money, and being that they thought it was worthless (the canadian dollar was worth more at the time) they asked if they could keep it.
User avatar #36 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
given, my peers are teenagers
User avatar #22 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/26/2014) [-]
American't here. We do that with all foreign money, regardless of monetary value.

Mainly because our money, quite frankly, looks boring.
User avatar #31 - ivoryhammer (06/26/2014) [-]
I just like collecting foreign currency because it's neat.
User avatar #23 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/26/2014) [-]
[or at least it used to]
User avatar #14 - ikinkajou (06/26/2014) [-]
In my high school, you had to know the name of all 50 states in grade 10 geography
User avatar #11 - sunnydrew (06/26/2014) [-]
"MBL"
User avatar #35 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
my bad, sorry for my mistake
#8 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
Where do you find that statistic?
User avatar #9 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
I moved to Canada about two years ago, within like the second week one of my classmates was like "I can only know like 3 or 4 states" and from then on I heard many similar things countless times
#15 - goldsignet (06/26/2014) [-]
you must have moved to newfoundland
User avatar #34 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
hamilton
User avatar #13 - nudybooty (06/26/2014) [-]
I get the feeling you were in the special needs class
User avatar #33 - onceman (06/26/2014) [-]
academic
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (06/28/2014) [-]
I get the feeling you are now lying
User avatar #44 - onceman (06/28/2014) [-]
well I believe I have more credibility considering there aren't any special needs classes where I go so you know very little about the schooling here
it's locally developed so, there you go.
And no, I wouldn't gain anything from lying about something as insignificant as that, you might do it, but don't judge me by your standards.
User avatar #46 - onceman (06/29/2014) [-]
Who's themselves? And no, I live in one of the biggest cities in Canada.
User avatar #45 - nudybooty (06/29/2014) [-]
Either you're a complete idiot trying to defend themselves by attempting to switch the conversation to focus on me or you when to school in a hick town.
User avatar #10 - Aerosmither (06/26/2014) [-]
Odd. Most of my classmates would of been able to list off most if not all the states if you point to them on a map.
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#50 - Well somebody's mad they weren't invited 06/25/2014 on New kind of crazy 0
#41 - In the last one, the guy's roomate doesn't sound that bad 06/24/2014 on That second to last one... 0
#47 - lol are you ******* mad that soccer is the best s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Group B Antics 2 Part 3 +1
User avatar #65 - naughtygroundhog (06/24/2014) [-]
Rugby is awesome! I have respect for all players!
#15 - Justin Berfield will not stop unril he's replaced every single… 06/22/2014 on malcolm in the middle +144
#22 - Yeah you'r right, sorry 06/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
#19 - >manly >actively known for avoiding confrontation  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (06/22/2014) [-]
i mean canadian logger. the kind that stereotypically can uproot a tree
User avatar #22 - onceman (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah you'r right, sorry
#274 - I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't enco… 06/19/2014 on 'Merica 0
#272 - Florida, given, a lot more minorities who have more first hand…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on 'Merica 0
#273 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
You realize that Florida is where all the Canadian Snowbirds go in the winter, right? they may be pussies but they still are Canadian enough for Floridans to get a understanding of the country.
User avatar #274 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't encounter many though
#270 - Never went out of state, never been out of province, I live in…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2014 on 'Merica 0
#271 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
Really? Not even 50 miles? Hell I frequently go across Alberta from Athabasca to Lethbridge, and frequently to Canmore/banff and have made two road trips to the BC coast and one road trip to Ottowa. i hate to ask which state.
User avatar #272 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
Florida, given, a lot more minorities who have more first hand experience on other cultures.
#273 - someoneforamoment (06/19/2014) [-]
You realize that Florida is where all the Canadian Snowbirds go in the winter, right? they may be pussies but they still are Canadian enough for Floridans to get a understanding of the country.
User avatar #274 - onceman (06/19/2014) [-]
I lived there, I could tell the snowbirds apart. I didn't encounter many though
#37 - Yeah but those guys only look like that in competitions when t… 06/19/2014 on do u evn lift fagit? -3
#36 - Comment deleted 06/19/2014 on do u evn lift fagit? 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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