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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

latest user's comments

#52 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Damn.. 0
#49 - when a white person says "I'm not racist my best friend i… 12/30/2014 on Super Saiyan at the mall 0
#48 - They enjoy simple minded shows and movies (e.g. white chic… 12/30/2014 on Super Saiyan at the mall -1
#40 - 56% of men who cheat are in happy relationships, it's an insti…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Damn.. -7
#62 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
And apparently girls cheat just as much.
I wouldn't rely on statistics for this. Like at all. The dark figures are bound to be immmmeeeeeenseeee
#48 - micekill (12/30/2014) [-]
i can still fap to other stuff, but i would never cheat on mah grill, she the best, makes the best steaks, it is not in my nature to do this, i have never wanted more than one person in my relationships.
also "citation needed"
#28 - Well even a 20 year old would have been 8 years old back then … 12/30/2014 on Jimmy Neutron +4
#55 - Why the **** do you autistic faggots get so mad o… 12/28/2014 on It's funny, because it's true! 0
#31 - I lived in Florida and currently live in Canada, they weren't … 12/28/2014 on Hes got his cock out 0
#255 - Karai She's my long distance girlfriend who I've known sin… 12/28/2014 on What's her name 0
#5 - Hey at least they're not autistic 12/28/2014 on Android annihilation +3
#29 - I've said ***** to or around black friends and th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Hes got his cock out 0
User avatar #30 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
ya those are your friends though. who are probably pussies. go say that to a real crip. they would blast your teeth out haha. i dunno... i guess its just how i was raised.
User avatar #31 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
I lived in Florida and currently live in Canada, they weren't all friends and at least one of them wasn't a pussy considering how many I know
Dude I hope you know that's not the right way to live life.
#28 - Ok well if he doesn't usually make jokes like that, and that's… 12/28/2014 on Hes got his cock out 0
#25 - Idk it's just a different delivery style, as long as the jokes…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Hes got his cock out 0
User avatar #26 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
not if your white. dont be stepping in boundaries you dont belong in.
User avatar #28 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
Ok well if he doesn't usually make jokes like that, and that's not usually how he speaks and is doing so now because it's a trend, then I don't like it.
User avatar #27 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
i grew up in LA. you get your ass whooped for talking like that if your white.
User avatar #29 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
I've said nigga to or around black friends and they don't mind, given, I'm hispanic.
User avatar #30 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
ya those are your friends though. who are probably pussies. go say that to a real crip. they would blast your teeth out haha. i dunno... i guess its just how i was raised.
User avatar #31 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
I lived in Florida and currently live in Canada, they weren't all friends and at least one of them wasn't a pussy considering how many I know
Dude I hope you know that's not the right way to live life.
#23 - What's wrong with that?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Hes got his cock out 0
User avatar #24 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
i just dont find the humor in it. even worse is its some big trend now and i cant handle it. it makes me cringe inside.
User avatar #25 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
Idk it's just a different delivery style, as long as the jokes are funny, I enjoy it.
User avatar #26 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
not if your white. dont be stepping in boundaries you dont belong in.
User avatar #28 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
Ok well if he doesn't usually make jokes like that, and that's not usually how he speaks and is doing so now because it's a trend, then I don't like it.
User avatar #27 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
i grew up in LA. you get your ass whooped for talking like that if your white.
User avatar #29 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
I've said nigga to or around black friends and they don't mind, given, I'm hispanic.
User avatar #30 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (12/28/2014) [-]
ya those are your friends though. who are probably pussies. go say that to a real crip. they would blast your teeth out haha. i dunno... i guess its just how i was raised.
User avatar #31 - onceman (12/28/2014) [-]
I lived in Florida and currently live in Canada, they weren't all friends and at least one of them wasn't a pussy considering how many I know
Dude I hope you know that's not the right way to live life.
#59 - you tried 12/27/2014 on pepole being dicks 0
#6 - Debbie downer 12/27/2014 on The Office 0
#13 - I'm not into anime really, but KH is my favourite game series … 12/27/2014 on Attack on Heartless +3
#22 - I'm being unbiased here, if she'sgonna have sex, it is somewha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on always gets me. +8
#42 - babbe (12/27/2014) [-]
This should be at the top
#40 - more like rugby haha 12/27/2014 on soccer players in a nutshell 0
#65 - elaborate 12/27/2014 on not today jew 0
#59 - Justice is him getting a fine for literling  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on not today jew -1
#61 - starlordoriginal (12/27/2014) [-]
#50 - Jesus guys I'm sorry I'm not spiteful and vengeful  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2014 on not today jew -2
User avatar #66 - commontroll (12/27/2014) [-]
You should be sorry.
#52 - anonexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
It's called JUUSSTIICCEEEEE
User avatar #59 - onceman (12/27/2014) [-]
Justice is him getting a fine for literling
#61 - starlordoriginal (12/27/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/26/2014 on soccer players in a nutshell +17
User avatar #32 - ayumu (12/27/2014) [-]
this nigga playin it like its american football
User avatar #40 - onceman (12/27/2014) [-]
more like rugby haha
User avatar #25 - jwash (12/27/2014) [-]
Messi is a beast. He'll never go down in a dive. If you take him out, he usually tries to get up as fast as he can and get to the ball. Not even a huge soccer fan, but he's got my respect.
User avatar #16 - toncheky (12/27/2014) [-]
What a fag.
#14 - evilflyingpeenus (12/27/2014) [-]
That Messi's dick swings like a bell clapper, idk.
#5 - anonexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
What's the point you're trying to make here?
User avatar #8 - kimilsung (12/27/2014) [-]
when you play soccer you kick a ball
#82 - That's heightist, and futhermore it's racist because I'm hispa… 12/26/2014 on there's too much shit +1
#79 - yeah I am but it makes my cack look bigger in comparis…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on there's too much shit 0
User avatar #80 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2014) [-]
bitch you're like an inch taller than me
and I am short
But the second thing. Well. It's something.
User avatar #196 - jsrf (12/27/2014) [-]
this whole time i thought u were talking about his dick size so i was look at my 8" with so much shame and disapointment
User avatar #82 - onceman (12/26/2014) [-]
That's heightist, and futhermore it's racist because I'm hispanic and you should have know that without me telling you somehow
#44 - mad 12/26/2014 on not today jew -5
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
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User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
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User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
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User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
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User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
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User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
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User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
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User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
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User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
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User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
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User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
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User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

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User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
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User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
 
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