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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:8/22/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#724 - Cause I don't feel the need to, cause I'm grateful and I'm happy. 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 +2
#59 - "Gift" means poison in German  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... +1
#72 - zerith (07/19/2014) [-]
MFW I know that because of Rammstein.
#37 - Bae: Come over Me: I can't I'm being attacked by lions …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hippo don't care Hippo got... +46
#57 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
bae means poo in Danish
#63 - kaycie (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - onceman (07/19/2014) [-]
"Gift" means poison in German
#72 - zerith (07/19/2014) [-]
MFW I know that because of Rammstein.
#14 - tonedeff is dope ass ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on My First Time... +1
User avatar #16 - poutinesalad (07/18/2014) [-]
hear his new album?

Demon and chrispy are nuts
#36 - trypophobia isn't recognized as a real phobia 07/17/2014 on The Fukang Meteorite +1
#22 - Not gonna lie, that picture could be a sick 2deep4u album cover 07/17/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... +15
#56 - I hate that ******* type of humor "lets expl… 07/17/2014 on Blood Sword 0
#8 - You think that's ******* funny? you think you… 07/16/2014 on Reese S&M's 0
#42 - In this gif you can see how corrupt that cop is by abusing his power 07/15/2014 on So fresh 0
#23 - >Hanna McKay lived jesus ******* christ th…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Gravity how does it work? +8
#82 - valadezization (07/20/2014) [-]
thanks for the fucking spoiler asshole i'm watching season 8 ep 10 right now i fucking swear i hate this site when it comes to shows
#34 - scuttle (07/15/2014) [-]
I feel as if he still could have went to Argentina.
There were plenty of better ways the show could have ended. But they chose that one.
User avatar #78 - thepandaking (07/16/2014) [-]
he could have, but they chose to end the show so that no one would have a problem with it, I mean this is my assumption but I think they felt like they couldn't have a happy ending for a serial killer show without getting flak from it, and yet they couldn't kill him off, because the fans would be pissed, so they chose to mash some bullshit together that fell into the categories of a bad ending for him and not dying.
#51 - Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw tha… 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
#44 - I don't listen to her at all, but she is a talnted singer. Lis…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really my style of music but it does sound nice
User avatar #51 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw that post to show that guy wasn't exactly correct.
#41 - "...and she uses autotune to fix the imperfections in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark 0
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know who she is and hell she may be a good single but that's not what autotune does. Auto-tune fixes everything. In the case of bands like avenged, they record the same vocal many times over and then someone has to manually piece it together.
User avatar #44 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't listen to her at all, but she is a talnted singer. Listen to skyscraper if you'd like
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really my style of music but it does sound nice
User avatar #51 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw that post to show that guy wasn't exactly correct.
#16 - He's seen his country win the world cup more than once, if I w… 07/15/2014 on I don't think he is sad... 0
#38 - He was really bad and she uses autotunes to fix the imperfecti…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2014 on A cutting remark -1
User avatar #40 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
So let me get this straight, she's a good singer, as long as she has someone else write her songs and fix her inability to sing?
User avatar #41 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
"...and she uses autotune to fix the imperfections in the recording..." meaning any mistake made that isn't big enough to re-sing and record in the studio again like how literally (hyperbole) every single musical artist who sings does, whether it be demi lovato or avenged sevenfold, very rarely does a singe flawlessly sing a song in the studio, there's always something that's gotta be fixed, and they often use autotune to correct that and her song writing ability has nothing to do with being a talented singer, Justin Bieber can't write music very well but he knows how to sing well, he has a good singing voice making him a talented singer, and I mean "singer" in the most literal way, I don't mean artist,
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't know who she is and hell she may be a good single but that's not what autotune does. Auto-tune fixes everything. In the case of bands like avenged, they record the same vocal many times over and then someone has to manually piece it together.
User avatar #44 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't listen to her at all, but she is a talnted singer. Listen to skyscraper if you'd like
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (07/15/2014) [-]
Not really my style of music but it does sound nice
User avatar #51 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah same, here, somebody posted that song last time I saw that post to show that guy wasn't exactly correct.
#6 - come on guys he worked hard on that cake 07/15/2014 on niggers +1
#9 - no that's what maradona said in spanish 07/15/2014 on Maradona, suck! 0
#5 - he says "no es normal que haga una conferencia con un jug…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Maradona, suck! 0
User avatar #8 - magicalsteve (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm no translator but that doesn't exactly look like German
User avatar #9 - onceman (07/15/2014) [-]
no that's what maradona said in spanish
#32 - Coke has to be drank cold or else it's bad, Pepsi is fine at r… 07/14/2014 on Realistic Slogans +1
#68 - >Colombia not being right under Brazil and Argentina  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Final Antics: Germany V... +1
#72 - wheredahoodat (07/14/2014) [-]
mudkip explained his order in #9.
#266 - do you think they would get offended if they went on /sp/? 07/13/2014 on We've Moved On From The Horse +1
#74 - however, I do believe that the actual character was supposed t… 07/12/2014 on Arya's got the moves +1
#176 - and you did say you liked classics 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#175 - funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
#172 - yep you definitely haven't listened to the carter 2  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on M&Ms 0
#174 - helgheimftw (07/12/2014) [-]
i did it sucked and yep you definitley haven heard until the end of time or ready to die now if you please could leave me alone i have some shit to do
User avatar #175 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
funnily enough, 5 of those rappers disagree with you, oh and btw Lil Wayne started before Jada or the game
User avatar #176 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
and you did say you liked classics
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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