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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#58 - He's a very good singer, don't deny somebody's talent because …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Chris Brown 0
User avatar #60 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
I don't, I think Axl Rose is a great singer but he is a massive cunt.
User avatar #62 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, Chris Brown is a good singer.
User avatar #63 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
You know that is all based on opinion and not fact?
User avatar #64 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
He's generally regarded as a good singer, if he weren't famous and went on one of those talent shows, he's get apporoval from all the judges, I'm a terrible singer, I would love to have his singing ability.

Technically, it may be opinion, but why do you think some athletes are considered the greatest to evwer live, because even though it's an opinion, they have undeniable talent.
User avatar #65 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Katy Perry would also get through that competition and have you heard her live?
User avatar #66 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
So you're saying she's not good live, those competitions are live performances, so would she really get through?
User avatar #67 - MurphyUK (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes, I have seen many of people on Britain's got talent and what not get though and they can't sing.
User avatar #68 - onceman (11/11/2014) [-]
I guess I'd have to hear Chris Brown live to really determine if he's good or not.
#6 - Malcom in the Middle was better. 11/10/2014 on Best show ever -4
#94 - I wear slides with sandals, get at me. 11/05/2014 on Tumblr Comp -1
#119 - Cheap jump scares: The game 11/03/2014 on Oh dear.... 0
#20 - I live in Canada and the teachers here get paid very well, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Breaking Bad +6
User avatar #44 - kinginyellow (10/30/2014) [-]
I live in Canada too, but my old teachers are getting fucked over. There was a big issue over pay and the teachers were ready to strike, and it's pretty stupid what their superiors are trying to pull. I guess it varies from States/Provinces.
#2 - This dress was made by Sean Kelly, a designer in Heidi Klum's …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Fashion +14
User avatar #6 - sugoi (10/30/2014) [-]
So they wanted a dress that would also clean the red carpet or what?
#12 - The white walkers are labaeled walkers because the whites can't run 10/29/2014 on The White Walkers Have Arrived 0
#111 - Valid point my friend 10/29/2014 on si +4
#107 - Or you could not judge people based on what they wear  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on si +3
#120 - ivviism has deleted their comment.
#110 - hypex (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah but wheres the fun in that?
User avatar #111 - onceman (10/29/2014) [-]
Valid point my friend
#273 - Does SonicTeam count?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Results 0
User avatar #493 - SonicTeam (10/30/2014) [-]
Nah. I slipped through the cracks. Ah The System Fails Again.
#28 - Why exactly is she a whore? 10/25/2014 on Burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
#184 - I take it we're on the same page then  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#180 - You said rugby.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#176 - wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#173 - Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in f…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#165 - Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a lo…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#162 - i.e. poor people can play american football too 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
#161 - I've played, basketball, baseball, and football without any th… 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
#155 - I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt …  [+] (11 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#150 - How come rugby isn't more popular then?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#141 - thisisbait.jpg  [+] (15 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #144 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
thisistruth.jpg

It's easy to play, and requires no equipment except a ball.
User avatar #150 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
How come rugby isn't more popular then?
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#137 - >soccer would be a lot more popular > most popular s…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... +8
User avatar #140 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
Most popular because poor people can play.
User avatar #152 - itrooztrooperdown (10/25/2014) [-]
Is that some sort of comeback or are you just recognizing the genius behind one of the best examples of "easy to learn hard to master" games in the world?
#146 - rapeyrapey (10/25/2014) [-]
Same thing with american blackball, basketblack and baseblack.
User avatar #232 - darthblam (10/25/2014) [-]
Now the first two aren't far off name-wise.
But baseball is definitely more white and Japanese.
User avatar #147 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
American football requires tons of pads. Basketball requires an entire building for a court. baseball, bases, bat, and ball, plus mitts.
#167 - jujuface (10/25/2014) [-]
If I'm going by your logic then soccer requires shin pads ($20), cleats ($50-500), ball ($12-60), two nets ($200-2500), and an a field that's been freshly cut with lines painted ($$$).
User avatar #162 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
i.e. poor people can play american football too
User avatar #161 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I've played, basketball, baseball, and football without any the things you mentioned. It takes money to play any sport professionally.
#148 - rapeyrapey (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry I don't even care pls leaf me alone pls
User avatar #141 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
thisisbait.jpg
User avatar #144 - puppyfood (10/25/2014) [-]
thisistruth.jpg

It's easy to play, and requires no equipment except a ball.
User avatar #150 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
How come rugby isn't more popular then?
User avatar #153 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Because you need to learn how to tackle in Rugby without getting injured or injuring someone else.
User avatar #155 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I play soccer and rugby, rugby is without a shadow of a doubt easier to learn.
User avatar #157 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I feel like you didn't read my comment fully.
User avatar #165 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you can learn that pretty easily, meanwhile it takes a long time to learn how to properly tackle in football, or how to properly kick a ball.
User avatar #168 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I know it takes a long time in Football. We're not talking about American Football, we're talking about European Football
User avatar #173 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it takes a long time to learn how toproperlyy tackle in futbol. On the other hand, tackling and falling in rugby is very easily learned.
Keep in mind, I was much older when I started playing rugby than when I started playing soccer, and it's a lot harder to learn when you're older, yet I found soccer much harder to learn.
User avatar #174 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Mate, I understand everything you are saying, but we're talking about European Football.
User avatar #176 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
wha have I said that would lead you to believe I'm talking about a different football?
User avatar #179 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
The fact that 14 minutes ago that was exactly what I was talking about.
User avatar #180 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
You said rugby.
User avatar #182 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I've been talking about Football recently.
User avatar #184 - onceman (10/25/2014) [-]
I take it we're on the same page then
User avatar #187 - holybronybatman (10/25/2014) [-]
I guess so.
#51 - The hits are way different, in Rugby there's more grabbing and… 10/23/2014 on 'cos pads are for kids 0
#49 - How old are the creators of the show?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Douche 0
User avatar #60 - anitasarkeesiansjw (10/24/2014) [-]
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#28 - Thing about the toilet paper is that the used ones are a lot c… 10/22/2014 on No SH*T Comp +1
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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