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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#447 - well I don't have much money for a gym membership or weights  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2013 on get yourself a body 0
User avatar #454 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
You don't really need weights. Squats, Push Ups, Dips, Pull Ups, etc etc. If you can afford it, snag a few 20s or 40s and use those. Also, If you have a pool you can access, you can do resistance work.
User avatar #456 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I do pushups and dips from time to time, and my apartment has a pool I occasionally go to.
User avatar #461 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Abuse that pool, bro. Add Squats (since you don't have weights, do 3 sets of 30) and Calf Raises (same idea, more reps if no weight). A pool workout is amazing because it works on a tan, and you aren't really that sore, so you can do it more days. Helps cardio, resistance stuff, etc etc.
User avatar #466 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Live in Canada so it's an indoor pool and it's closed on winters, but yeah I do all those exercises from time to time, but not constantly, this challenge helps with consistency, so when I do them, I guess I'll add the pushups, dips, calf raises, and squats
User avatar #468 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Something's better than nothing. Keep it up.
User avatar #469 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah bro, thanks for the advice.
#443 - Of course I'm eating right, plus I play soccer, I'm just not i…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2013 on get yourself a body 0
User avatar #445 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Lifting would do more for shape than that challenge.
User avatar #447 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
well I don't have much money for a gym membership or weights
User avatar #454 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
You don't really need weights. Squats, Push Ups, Dips, Pull Ups, etc etc. If you can afford it, snag a few 20s or 40s and use those. Also, If you have a pool you can access, you can do resistance work.
User avatar #456 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I do pushups and dips from time to time, and my apartment has a pool I occasionally go to.
User avatar #461 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Abuse that pool, bro. Add Squats (since you don't have weights, do 3 sets of 30) and Calf Raises (same idea, more reps if no weight). A pool workout is amazing because it works on a tan, and you aren't really that sore, so you can do it more days. Helps cardio, resistance stuff, etc etc.
User avatar #466 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Live in Canada so it's an indoor pool and it's closed on winters, but yeah I do all those exercises from time to time, but not constantly, this challenge helps with consistency, so when I do them, I guess I'll add the pushups, dips, calf raises, and squats
User avatar #468 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Something's better than nothing. Keep it up.
User avatar #469 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah bro, thanks for the advice.
#437 - I'm currently working on this  [+] (16 new replies) 08/14/2013 on get yourself a body +3
User avatar #460 - mikaelkid (08/14/2013) [-]
Thing is, I have abs, the muscle is there, its just about burning the fat off
User avatar #464 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
isn't it the same with everybody? or do you mean you have visible abs, but just some excess fat?
User avatar #465 - mikaelkid (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, visible at the top, like a 2 pack, then fat comes on the lower you go.


I jog, but it's hard to burn it of still

User avatar #482 - mikaelkid (08/14/2013) [-]
I love biking, but the only bike I have is purple.


It was my older sisters one
User avatar #470 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Cycling is better for knocking off love handles.
User avatar #467 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay yeah I get you, well good look with it.
User avatar #441 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Wasting your time, to be honest. You want abs? Eat right. You'll get a little core strength/endurance, sure, but you could also get that from running/riding a bike.
User avatar #443 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Of course I'm eating right, plus I play soccer, I'm just not in the greatest of shapes.
User avatar #445 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Lifting would do more for shape than that challenge.
User avatar #447 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
well I don't have much money for a gym membership or weights
User avatar #454 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
You don't really need weights. Squats, Push Ups, Dips, Pull Ups, etc etc. If you can afford it, snag a few 20s or 40s and use those. Also, If you have a pool you can access, you can do resistance work.
User avatar #456 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I do pushups and dips from time to time, and my apartment has a pool I occasionally go to.
User avatar #461 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Abuse that pool, bro. Add Squats (since you don't have weights, do 3 sets of 30) and Calf Raises (same idea, more reps if no weight). A pool workout is amazing because it works on a tan, and you aren't really that sore, so you can do it more days. Helps cardio, resistance stuff, etc etc.
User avatar #466 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Live in Canada so it's an indoor pool and it's closed on winters, but yeah I do all those exercises from time to time, but not constantly, this challenge helps with consistency, so when I do them, I guess I'll add the pushups, dips, calf raises, and squats
User avatar #468 - psychfouronenine (08/14/2013) [-]
Something's better than nothing. Keep it up.
User avatar #469 - onceman (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah bro, thanks for the advice.
#200 - When I first saw the vid I cried like a little bitch 08/12/2013 on Faith in Humanity: Restored 0
#78 - Not in Canada  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2013 on $5 Foot Long 0
#105 - misticalz (08/12/2013) [-]
It's 1.12 for a McDouble.
In Canada.
User avatar #85 - garymuthafuknoak (08/12/2013) [-]
dollar value menu m8
#60 - you kinda dug your own grave with this one by calling him a ki… 08/11/2013 on Who needs SWAG? 0
#57 - kids following trends are morons right?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Who needs SWAG? +2
#79 - electrickwalrus (08/12/2013) [-]
no they are moooorrooooonnss!!
#29 - Picture 08/11/2013 on Bear's Are Nice. I Like Bears -3
#34 - Canadians have it really easy 08/11/2013 on Well then 0
#118 - why wouldn't you distribute the 2(2+1) first? 08/10/2013 on Math 0
#25 - Think about how many of them go for drugs, they just become vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on link in description -1
User avatar #26 - kirkbot (08/10/2013) [-]
not in Switzerland
#27 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … 08/10/2013 on Wifi -2
#34 - Is she was more tan she would be perfect. 08/10/2013 on Over protective girlfriend -1
#105 - The bi cultural and bi lengual one applies to me. 08/10/2013 on Did you know? 0
#132 - Well she was being a cheating cunt anyway. That wasn't unethic…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Student Monitoring Program +15
User avatar #145 - stoicnick (08/10/2013) [-]
i thought it just said she was kissing and telling...but with the other lips...
#64 - ...Luckiest football club in the world  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on . 0
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User avatar #89 - genericnickname (08/10/2013) [-]
Clever bastard
#419 - Tom Cruis is an amazing actor, ever seen Minority Report or, e…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Fucking movies these days.... +5
User avatar #424 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
fucking love minority report
#5 - Oh Marcelo, you so silly 08/09/2013 on like a boss +4
#76 - ...I thought it was gonna be Modern Warfare 4 08/09/2013 on hi 0
#73 - I'm bad with creativity  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on With Blackjack And Hookers... +1
#75 - xsappyx (08/08/2013) [-]
I like it.
#63 - Comment deleted 08/08/2013 on Anon visits Yoorup 0
#218 - I'm not really artistic tbh, I would have added a lot more to … 08/07/2013 on Anyone up for this? 0
#19 - That's not the actual definition actually, that's just how Ein… 08/07/2013 on Insanity 0
#5 - Nope, Canadians will still have a tough time with geography. 08/07/2013 on Sorry -1
#22 - Is this on /sp/? cause if it is then this guy is actually amer… 08/06/2013 on Japanese poster about other... 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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