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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#181 - See what I thought was that the actual mugging itself put her …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. 0
User avatar #184 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
No, her body was in shock from being forcefully punctured in a vital area. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#167 - This just makes me think that she isn't that tough at all beca…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. -5
#190 - icefried (10/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #175 - waterlinx (10/14/2013) [-]
I think your argument sounds pretty ridiculous, "You got stabbed, and walked away with a knife in your neck. You were in shock though, doesn't count!".
#173 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
"Shock" is a medical phenomenon where your pain sensory system is overloaded by severe injury, in this case by a knife sticking into her goddam neck. It doesn't mean that she was surprised into not feeling pain...
User avatar #181 - onceman (10/14/2013) [-]
See what I thought was that the actual mugging itself put her in shock, I think she would realize if she got stabbed if that is what put her in shock.
User avatar #184 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
No, her body was in shock from being forcefully punctured in a vital area. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#178 - verby (10/14/2013) [-]
I was just gonna pretend he was joking and move along
#4 - the he says "my ***** turn up" 10/12/2013 on Smooth +2
#20 - I really though we had grow past that. 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
#12 - so he's in a way calling most of the people who hate twilight …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
#15 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2013) [-]
you knowwhat, fuck this, there is no winning with this.
#6 - key word "mindlessly" I gather, he would ba…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
User avatar #17 - zpryed (10/12/2013) [-]
kind of you know like what the internet does with every fan base or heavy criticism
User avatar #20 - onceman (10/12/2013) [-]
I really though we had grow past that.
#7 - swiggityswooty has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - onceman (10/12/2013) [-]
so he's in a way calling most of the people who hate twilight extreme conformists?
#15 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2013) [-]
you knowwhat, fuck this, there is no winning with this.
#9 - broorb (10/12/2013) [-]
hence the point of his comment, what
#21 - Holy **** man, poor guy. Hate when I go to a new … 10/12/2013 on Don't let them see you cry... 0
#11 - Say's who? I've heard that of Golf, but never Tennis, it's rea… 10/11/2013 on Tennis... 0
#7 - See this is one I aspect I prefer in tumblr than on funnyjunk,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on revolution +2
#10 - trystanvierra (10/11/2013) [-]
#137 - Yeah I did, but thanks for remainding me, it's great that the … 10/10/2013 on Clever Bastards 0
#9 - I love this movie and scene, but I hate the bitch who killed t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Clever Bastards +4
#30 - anomaisies (10/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that Quentin Tarantino wanted the strangling scene to be perfect, so when it is just her face and the hands around her neck it is Quentin's hands.

you probably did, but I just think it's such good film making I couldn't miss the opportunity to inform.
The more you know.
User avatar #137 - onceman (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I did, but thanks for remainding me, it's great that the actress was cool with it.
#16 - But Platini is on the right and he played for Juve, was French…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Found this on Google images 0
User avatar #37 - goonmcnasty (10/09/2013) [-]
Platini is the president of UEFA, so it could have been something as simple as "English" mixed with "Champions League"
#269 - earing a pink floyd tank what does this mean? 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#76 - ******* love OutKast Ms. Jackon… 10/09/2013 on stuff +4
#47 - no, but it's amazing  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
User avatar #48 - enemyoftrn (10/10/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#46 - Magnolia 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
#110 - what is the problem?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! 0
User avatar #111 - deepfriedchocolate (10/09/2013) [-]
never seen a bag of milk in my life is all (how much comes in a bag?)
User avatar #141 - mrcharleyz (10/09/2013) [-]
3 Bags of milk usually equals 4 liters
#54 - Thought it was like Finland, but yeah I've read that Vienna is…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! 0
#55 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
and you can always brag that you live in the country hitler is from!

and if people dont like hitler you can say "yeah sure, he was born in austria... but we kicked him over to germany because we thought he was dumb!"
#50 - Have heard some great things about it, would like to live in G…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! 0
#52 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
germany has way more rigid censorship on porn, games and stricter gun-laws than austria. also austria has better insurance situation, less social trouble, is neutral (meaning no wars!), no terror group has ever had any trouble with austria and its the best place to live in the whole wide world! (at least studies say that...)
User avatar #54 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
Thought it was like Finland, but yeah I've read that Vienna is a great place to live.
#55 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
and you can always brag that you live in the country hitler is from!

and if people dont like hitler you can say "yeah sure, he was born in austria... but we kicked him over to germany because we thought he was dumb!"
#42 - Like Malcom from Malcom in the middle? 10/09/2013 on Ig'nant +1
#13 - ******* love magnolia  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
User avatar #29 - enemyoftrn (10/09/2013) [-]
Does it have a good **** scene?
User avatar #47 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
no, but it's amazing
User avatar #48 - enemyoftrn (10/10/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#47 - Canadians spend a hefty amount of time comparing themselves wi…  [+] (26 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! +4
User avatar #148 - jakols (10/09/2013) [-]
You start speaking of taxes and how it's so much better in the U.S....

can you remind me again what country is currently bankrupt?

the U.S. is OBVIOUSLY doing something wrong, whether or not your US loving arc-patriotic ass can admit that.

- greetings from Scandinavia.
User avatar #109 - deepfriedchocolate (10/09/2013) [-]
from winnipeg here
> a pack (3 bags) of milk are about 4 dollars
> bags of milk
> wat
i'm still getting over the fact
User avatar #110 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
what is the problem?
User avatar #111 - deepfriedchocolate (10/09/2013) [-]
never seen a bag of milk in my life is all (how much comes in a bag?)
User avatar #141 - mrcharleyz (10/09/2013) [-]
3 Bags of milk usually equals 4 liters
#49 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
austrian masterrace...

best place to live!
User avatar #155 - ironsoul (10/09/2013) [-]
Austria is the country with the highest rate of oral sex... or at least that is what the studies say.
#163 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
Where the heck do you find statistics like these?
#182 - ironsoul (10/10/2013) [-]
I have my sources. In all seriousness I saw it on TV several years ago.
#138 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
This nigga knows how shit works!

Von wo kommst?
#143 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
aus des kaisers residenz! wien!
#156 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
Ahh cool, nächstes Jahr bin ich auf da Uni, bin aus Niederösterreich!
#157 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
welcher uni?
#162 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
Uni Wien, auf da Hauptuni, Psychologie
#167 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
glückwunsch!
wünsche dir alles gute und viel erfolg dort!
#133 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
Australia is kinda scary though. With their mini snail poison things to fire tornadoes.
#158 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
you didnt just confuse austria and australia... did you?

you intentionally mentioined australia just because it sounds almost the same and it made you think of it... right?
#175 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
Oops. Sorry did not read the Austrian part of his thing. Was kinda just zooming past and saw Aus
#176 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
1) there is a pic of the country above... you replied to the post with the coutries pic man! and that isnt australia man...

2) are you american?
#177 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
IT WAS NOT BRAIN DAY. And nope Canadian. I see the pic and words now but yeah. Sorry about that mistake.
#178 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
you... you... you are canadian?!

why do you destroy my stereotype?! you HAD to be american... *sigh* now i need a new way of evaluating who's from the us, so far lacking geography knowledge (amongst other types of knowledge) made it easy to differentiate us-citizens...
of course you could still be us-citizen and just fake your beeing canadian now to break that stereotype...
#179 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
I am not lacking of geography knowledge, just didn't look at the comment for that long.
Didn't realize it said Austrian instead of Australian, Also did not look at the picture.
User avatar #50 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
Have heard some great things about it, would like to live in Germany or Costa Rica though.
#52 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
germany has way more rigid censorship on porn, games and stricter gun-laws than austria. also austria has better insurance situation, less social trouble, is neutral (meaning no wars!), no terror group has ever had any trouble with austria and its the best place to live in the whole wide world! (at least studies say that...)
User avatar #54 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
Thought it was like Finland, but yeah I've read that Vienna is a great place to live.
#55 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
and you can always brag that you live in the country hitler is from!

and if people dont like hitler you can say "yeah sure, he was born in austria... but we kicked him over to germany because we thought he was dumb!"
#38 - Tom Cruise and John Malkovich as well 10/08/2013 on ouch 0
#36 - I thought the whole world had already seen this commercial two… 10/07/2013 on Man, these guys online are... 0
#47 - how exactly do they look like tools? 10/07/2013 on How to pick up womans. 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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