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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#79 - Well I'm not heavely experienced with either animal, but you m… 08/05/2013 on Hey Look. Another Tumblr Post. 0
#78 - Comment deleted 08/05/2013 on Hey Look. Another Tumblr Post. 0
#319 - Roids usually bloat the belly  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Look at the comment :) -2
#336 - iamphoenix (08/04/2013) [-]
That's only for HGH and Insulin. You can look damn good with steroids and have no blaot.
User avatar #396 - onceman (08/05/2013) [-]
Well yeah, but I like to think optimistically, although his shoulders do look unporportioned, and unaturaly large.
#406 - iamphoenix (08/05/2013) [-]
There's no way Lazar is natty. He's 200 lbs+ shredded year round.
#46 - Too bad the gopher would get the cat's jugular with one bite.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Hey Look. Another Tumblr Post. 0
#78 - onceman has deleted their comment.
#29 - Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper. 08/04/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... 0
#27 - His usual stuff is his radio new mainstream commercial stuff, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... 0
User avatar #28 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea who Blake Boston or Mac Miller is.
User avatar #29 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper.
#25 - You believe what I posted was shitty song?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... 0
User avatar #26 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
It's a bit better than his usual stuff, but overall he is a sub-par artist. Then again, music is completely based on opinion.
User avatar #27 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
His usual stuff is his radio new mainstream commercial stuff, what I meant by a blind hater was that you only know the lil wayne of today, the usual haters don't know that he signed his contract in 1992 and started recording in 94'. The thing is you said Blake Boston was better, just sounded like a Mac Miller wannabe.
User avatar #28 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea who Blake Boston or Mac Miller is.
User avatar #29 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper.
#68 - I guess not, but I hope our paths someday intertwine.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on International +1
User avatar #115 - qwertykon (08/04/2013) [-]
Fellow Hamiltonian here, and from my experience, the people here aren't that bad. Atleast the people up the mountain.
User avatar #147 - szymonf (08/04/2013) [-]
I find the people from the mountain to be the most stuck up. At least the closer you get to Stoney Creek (by the "new" theaters)
#21 - Yeah I noticed.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2013 on International +1
#22 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
but somehow people can be dicks but as soon as i am a little bit people group on me and ill i can say is that <---
#97 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling bro. Montreal is like that
User avatar #126 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
sadly
#19 - It's okay I live in Hamilton Ontario, funny enough, I moved fr…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/03/2013 on International +1
User avatar #30 - szymonf (08/03/2013) [-]
you have never met me then.
User avatar #68 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
I guess not, but I hope our paths someday intertwine.
User avatar #115 - qwertykon (08/04/2013) [-]
Fellow Hamiltonian here, and from my experience, the people here aren't that bad. Atleast the people up the mountain.
User avatar #147 - szymonf (08/04/2013) [-]
I find the people from the mountain to be the most stuck up. At least the closer you get to Stoney Creek (by the "new" theaters)
User avatar #20 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
its more the good ol country folk who are nicer
User avatar #143 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
haha no doubt, I'm from Saskatchewan visiting Montreal, I can't even stop to ask people for directions :/
User avatar #145 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
i apologize man i know it sucks
User avatar #146 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
It's not your fault bro, no need for an apology
User avatar #148 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
Canadian aren't i?
User avatar #21 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I noticed.
#22 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
but somehow people can be dicks but as soon as i am a little bit people group on me and ill i can say is that <---
#97 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling bro. Montreal is like that
User avatar #126 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
sadly
#18 - Don't be a blind hater, it makes you a bigot. You can't ho…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Some Peoples Childern... -5
#19 - renzard (08/03/2013) [-]
>Implying blind hate

His music plays almost everywhere. It's not blind hate, he's just a shitty rapper.
User avatar #25 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
You believe what I posted was shitty song?
User avatar #26 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
It's a bit better than his usual stuff, but overall he is a sub-par artist. Then again, music is completely based on opinion.
User avatar #27 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
His usual stuff is his radio new mainstream commercial stuff, what I meant by a blind hater was that you only know the lil wayne of today, the usual haters don't know that he signed his contract in 1992 and started recording in 94'. The thing is you said Blake Boston was better, just sounded like a Mac Miller wannabe.
User avatar #28 - renzard (08/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea who Blake Boston or Mac Miller is.
User avatar #29 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
Blake Boston is Scumbag steve and Mac Miller is a mainstream rapper.
#20 - faelysse (08/03/2013) [-]
This
#13 - >French Canadian >Politely  [+] (16 new replies) 08/03/2013 on International +110
#240 - mahoney (08/04/2013) [-]
as someone who works in a kitchen in a tourist town i can say without a doubt that french Canadians are the WORST tourists, firstly if they have to speak English to you they act like you're just too stupid to understand french and talk to you like a child, secondly they eat at like 9 which is when we're supposed to close so they keep us open late not to mention they take like an hour to eat their meal then hang out for another 45 minutes, and finally they clearly have no consideration for people who work at restaurants because i always see gun/spit/cigarette butts on plates/in cups
#18 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
hey im nice....im the minority but i am nice
User avatar #19 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
It's okay I live in Hamilton Ontario, funny enough, I moved from the states and I'm one of the friendliest from what I've seen.
User avatar #30 - szymonf (08/03/2013) [-]
you have never met me then.
User avatar #68 - onceman (08/04/2013) [-]
I guess not, but I hope our paths someday intertwine.
User avatar #115 - qwertykon (08/04/2013) [-]
Fellow Hamiltonian here, and from my experience, the people here aren't that bad. Atleast the people up the mountain.
User avatar #147 - szymonf (08/04/2013) [-]
I find the people from the mountain to be the most stuck up. At least the closer you get to Stoney Creek (by the "new" theaters)
User avatar #20 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
its more the good ol country folk who are nicer
User avatar #143 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
haha no doubt, I'm from Saskatchewan visiting Montreal, I can't even stop to ask people for directions :/
User avatar #145 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
i apologize man i know it sucks
User avatar #146 - thetrollerofgod (08/04/2013) [-]
It's not your fault bro, no need for an apology
User avatar #148 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
Canadian aren't i?
User avatar #21 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I noticed.
#22 - deathklokiller (08/03/2013) [-]
but somehow people can be dicks but as soon as i am a little bit people group on me and ill i can say is that <---
#97 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling bro. Montreal is like that
User avatar #126 - deathklokiller (08/04/2013) [-]
sadly
#38 - Just pointing it out, I don't agree with the other guy though. 08/03/2013 on Fat Alex 0
#31 - Well you mentioned anorexia which is an actual disorder that m…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Fat Alex +1
User avatar #36 - mistafishy (08/03/2013) [-]
Fair point, I should've known that.

Regardless, you're right.
User avatar #38 - onceman (08/03/2013) [-]
Just pointing it out, I don't agree with the other guy though.
#57 - I miss living in Florida.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on That 70's Show 0
User avatar #58 - Conquistador (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, if I were you, I'd move.

Though, to be honest, I've never been to Florida. Probably just has hot and humid as Texas.
#492 - I didn't really explain myself, in Canada, 100% of the teacher… 08/02/2013 on Finnish School 0
#166 - Yeah no problem. 08/02/2013 on Finnish School 0
#164 - In the states I went to public school, here I go to Private Sc…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Finnish School 0
#165 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
thx for the info...
User avatar #166 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem.
#159 - Basically they're teaching me stuff here in 10th grade, that I…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Finnish School 0
#163 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
same school type?
User avatar #164 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
In the states I went to public school, here I go to Private School (there's a school fee and the students consider public school goers degenerates)
#165 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
thx for the info...
User avatar #166 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem.
#132 - Well Canada has better stats in education than the United Stat…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Finnish School +1
#353 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
US still has better colleges.
User avatar #181 - fakereality (08/02/2013) [-]
It was the exact opposite for me. I learned 10x more in Canada than I did in the States in high school. My teachers in Canada were all great, they actually cared about us and wanted us to learn, if something was wrong, they always noticed and would try to help us. In the States all I got was a bunch of fucking shit teachers that put in the minimum effort possible just to grab their paycheck. And it wasn't only the teachers that I had a problem with, it was the curriculum, which is terrible in the US, namely in history, in which there is a desperate need to infuse students with patriotism and make the US look like the best country and make the rest of the world look bad.
User avatar #492 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
I didn't really explain myself, in Canada, 100% of the teachers actually want to teach, and the explinations are very lengthy and thurough, meaning that a large majority of the students did pretty good, while in the states there's a lot more slackers, but if you want to learn and have a good teacher in the states, then you will receive far supperior education, I fortunately never had a problem in which the teacher didn't care. I just feel that here they go so easy on the students, so little homework from very few classes, and they get to choose if they want to stay in advanced classes or not (which I think is the most ridiculous thing ever) Basically here, I'm one of the best in all my classes, over there I was the worst of the really smart kids.
User avatar #190 - nynewars (08/02/2013) [-]
I know exactly how you feel.

I just never went to Canada.
#154 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
what do you mean with you learned more...?
please more details.
User avatar #159 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Basically they're teaching me stuff here in 10th grade, that I learned in 8th grade when I was in the states.
#163 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
same school type?
User avatar #164 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
In the states I went to public school, here I go to Private School (there's a school fee and the students consider public school goers degenerates)
#165 - kanedam (08/02/2013) [-]
thx for the info...
User avatar #166 - onceman (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah no problem.
#137 - She looks trashy, but she's pretty pale, and that's a party dr… 08/02/2013 on Don't know what to say +4
#30 - People don't like the fact that they agree with an artist they… 08/01/2013 on Thinking about cheating? +1
#17 - Mark Wahlberg is the really bad ass guy you want to see come u…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on He don't give a fuck! +1
User avatar #19 - soulkiller (07/31/2013) [-]
I was sarcastic about this... but I loved Mark Wahlberg's role too
#20 - "once I cum, I come to my senses" -Lil Wayne  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Thinking about cheating? -1
User avatar #29 - chiefhuskey (07/31/2013) [-]
Why the hate? IT is a good, fitting quote that sums up the content quiet nicely.
User avatar #30 - onceman (08/01/2013) [-]
People don't like the fact that they agree with an artist they hate (or have been told to hate by the internet)
#90 - I never believed in santa. 07/31/2013 on Santa 0
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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