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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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Total Comments Made:4707
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#25 - Okay good, I feel the same way.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon 0
User avatar #37 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's one for you both, Jennifer Lawrence?
User avatar #38 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
overrated as well, plus it seems like she tries too hard to appeal to the tumblr fangirls
User avatar #39 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Hm, good point good point. Here's a few more, Emma Stone, Amy Pohler, Aubrey Plaza, and Miley Cyrus?
User avatar #40 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Emma Stone is adorable, I think she's super pretty, amy poehler has a race more memorable than Emma Watson, and has that MILF look, but she's just above standard pretty, Aubrey Plaza seems kinda cute, but I really don't know her, and Miley Cyrus is reallly pretty, no body though.
Thing is I'm not like jaded or anything, it's just that Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence are so overrated by the internet community, Emma isn't anything special, she's pretty, but her face has no real outstanding qualities, it's just sorta bland.
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry I meant face more memorable
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
#23 - what do you think of Emma Watson?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/20/2013 on 30 Moon +1
User avatar #24 - snakefire (10/20/2013) [-]
She's cute but overrated.
User avatar #25 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Okay good, I feel the same way.
User avatar #37 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's one for you both, Jennifer Lawrence?
User avatar #38 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
overrated as well, plus it seems like she tries too hard to appeal to the tumblr fangirls
User avatar #39 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
Hm, good point good point. Here's a few more, Emma Stone, Amy Pohler, Aubrey Plaza, and Miley Cyrus?
User avatar #40 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
Emma Stone is adorable, I think she's super pretty, amy poehler has a race more memorable than Emma Watson, and has that MILF look, but she's just above standard pretty, Aubrey Plaza seems kinda cute, but I really don't know her, and Miley Cyrus is reallly pretty, no body though.
Thing is I'm not like jaded or anything, it's just that Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence are so overrated by the internet community, Emma isn't anything special, she's pretty, but her face has no real outstanding qualities, it's just sorta bland.
User avatar #41 - onceman (10/20/2013) [-]
sorry I meant face more memorable
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree wholeheartedly with all those points. Personality wise, i'd say Emma Watson and Jennifer are pretty good people nonetheless (as if any of us would turn them down haha) Though, it is pretty fun to watch Lawrence meet famous people ha she's just living it up in a life she's only recently discovered, i can't really blame her for bigging up on twitter.
#58 - Bodybuilders have incredible cores, that helps with balanca an… 10/19/2013 on The "V" +1
#26 - That isn't even too far fetched, if America really is a gift f… 10/19/2013 on Stephen Colbert: A True... 0
#24 - Chance the rapper?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on FINISH HER!!!!!! 0
User avatar #25 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/18/2013) [-]
sup
#87 - It is thought that dolphins were ground mammals that spent so … 10/18/2013 on So high 0
#70 - Most likely canada 10/17/2013 on Fucking Doctors +1
#18 - Cotton Candy is **** tier sweet flavour.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Aaron Paul -1
User avatar #23 - xoyv (10/16/2013) [-]
amen
#103 - well he did eat his daughter's placenta, maybe that's … 10/15/2013 on behind the scenes of movies 0
#11 - I'm guesing most of you guys didn't respect her before because…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on I respect her now. +1
User avatar #12 - onewithpokerface (10/14/2013) [-]
*slow clap* Bravo.
#181 - See what I thought was that the actual mugging itself put her …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. 0
User avatar #184 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
No, her body was in shock from being forcefully punctured in a vital area. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#167 - This just makes me think that she isn't that tough at all beca…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Damn it, Russia. -5
#190 - icefried (10/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #175 - waterlinx (10/14/2013) [-]
I think your argument sounds pretty ridiculous, "You got stabbed, and walked away with a knife in your neck. You were in shock though, doesn't count!".
#173 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
"Shock" is a medical phenomenon where your pain sensory system is overloaded by severe injury, in this case by a knife sticking into her goddam neck. It doesn't mean that she was surprised into not feeling pain...
User avatar #181 - onceman (10/14/2013) [-]
See what I thought was that the actual mugging itself put her in shock, I think she would realize if she got stabbed if that is what put her in shock.
User avatar #184 - brenton (10/14/2013) [-]
No, her body was in shock from being forcefully punctured in a vital area. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
#178 - verby (10/14/2013) [-]
I was just gonna pretend he was joking and move along
#4 - the he says "my ***** turn up" 10/12/2013 on Smooth +2
#20 - I really though we had grow past that. 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
#12 - so he's in a way calling most of the people who hate twilight …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
#15 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2013) [-]
you knowwhat, fuck this, there is no winning with this.
#6 - key word "mindlessly" I gather, he would ba…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/12/2013 on The words of a defeated man... 0
User avatar #17 - zpryed (10/12/2013) [-]
kind of you know like what the internet does with every fan base or heavy criticism
User avatar #20 - onceman (10/12/2013) [-]
I really though we had grow past that.
#7 - swiggityswooty has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - onceman (10/12/2013) [-]
so he's in a way calling most of the people who hate twilight extreme conformists?
#15 - swiggityswooty (10/12/2013) [-]
you knowwhat, fuck this, there is no winning with this.
#9 - broorb (10/12/2013) [-]
hence the point of his comment, what
#21 - Holy **** man, poor guy. Hate when I go to a new … 10/12/2013 on Don't let them see you cry... 0
#11 - Say's who? I've heard that of Golf, but never Tennis, it's rea… 10/11/2013 on Tennis... 0
#7 - See this is one I aspect I prefer in tumblr than on funnyjunk,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on revolution +2
#10 - trystanvierra (10/11/2013) [-]
#137 - Yeah I did, but thanks for remainding me, it's great that the … 10/10/2013 on Clever Bastards 0
#9 - I love this movie and scene, but I hate the bitch who killed t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Clever Bastards +4
#30 - anomaisies (10/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that Quentin Tarantino wanted the strangling scene to be perfect, so when it is just her face and the hands around her neck it is Quentin's hands.

you probably did, but I just think it's such good film making I couldn't miss the opportunity to inform.
The more you know.
User avatar #137 - onceman (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I did, but thanks for remainding me, it's great that the actress was cool with it.
#16 - But Platini is on the right and he played for Juve, was French…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Found this on Google images 0
User avatar #37 - goonmcnasty (10/09/2013) [-]
Platini is the president of UEFA, so it could have been something as simple as "English" mixed with "Champions League"
#269 - earing a pink floyd tank what does this mean? 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#76 - ******* love OutKast Ms. Jackon… 10/09/2013 on stuff +4
#47 - no, but it's amazing  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
User avatar #48 - enemyoftrn (10/10/2013) [-]
Thanks.

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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