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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#4645
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#20 - I ******* hate doge posts like this, its some fag…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2013 on spiders +14
User avatar #101 - bagguhsleep (09/17/2013) [-]
wow
such mad
very anger
#50 - imapancake (09/17/2013) [-]
I hope you realize that I was comparing the idiocy of tumblr posts to the idiocy of the doge posts. Pic related, now I'm comparing the idiocy of doge posts and you.
User avatar #114 - idunnolol (09/17/2013) [-]
Doge is love, doge is life.


Thank you based doge.
User avatar #63 - zionsype (09/17/2013) [-]
You didn't see the irony of his post was using your text and making fun of you with it
User avatar #53 - onceman (09/17/2013) [-]
There's no way that I could have known you were being ironic, try to be a little less subtle, and obssessive while you're at it.
#63 - I always though it was a charicature of shylock from the merch… 09/17/2013 on Jewphoric +1
#23 - Like many others, Miranda Cosgrove is just one examply of a fe… 09/16/2013 on Real close -1
#130 - Haha no problem. 09/16/2013 on can't think of a good title 0
#120 - But then again scousers speak a lot differenty than people fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on can't think of a good title +1
#123 - mossycabbages (09/16/2013) [-]
Well uh... Shit.
You have a point there. I guess I just kind of generalized something by making sure I didn't generalize something else.
Donegoofed/10
User avatar #130 - onceman (09/16/2013) [-]
Haha no problem.
#11 - I remember when I cared that much about grammar on the internet. 09/15/2013 on Martial arts master. -4
#77 - well just further helps with my argument, she has a smug, unpl… 09/15/2013 on fshwoOOM 0
#6 - Everytime I see this I think: either than guy played it of rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Martial arts master. +1
#8 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
Every time I read your grammatically incorrect comment, I die a little.
User avatar #11 - onceman (09/15/2013) [-]
I remember when I cared that much about grammar on the internet.
#75 - well I was misled by her smile ;_;  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on fshwoOOM 0
#76 - pentol (09/15/2013) [-]
the one on the right is smiling too...........
User avatar #77 - onceman (09/15/2013) [-]
well just further helps with my argument, she has a smug, unpleasant smile
#87 - I watched hi when he had like 500.000 09/15/2013 on that BASTART 0
#86 - I'm not a PewDiePie fan, but props to him for making a joke th… 09/15/2013 on that BASTART +2
#71 - tumblr fan girls are bad fangirls 09/15/2013 on fshwoOOM 0
#70 - Only an Idiot would confuse them, they're both just fat and bl…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2013 on fshwoOOM +1
#74 - pentol (09/15/2013) [-]
she isn't. she is loud and disrespectful, not above taking cheap jabs at political oposition. she is also a good politician
User avatar #75 - onceman (09/15/2013) [-]
well I was misled by her smile ;_;
#76 - pentol (09/15/2013) [-]
the one on the right is smiling too...........
User avatar #77 - onceman (09/15/2013) [-]
well just further helps with my argument, she has a smug, unpleasant smile
#166 - A lot of these things have been disproven, and he said a lot …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Joston Boeber 0
#227 - mvtjets (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he never physically hit anyone, and he might of had a good reason to get into a heated argument, not that he was an abusing asshole who just likes to abuse people.
#163 - Still more credibility than the guy in the post, he didn't pro… 09/15/2013 on Joston Boeber +1
#12 - well it's simpler than that, his nickname is Indie 09/15/2013 on I Was Wondering Why... 0
#56 - I have Yaya Toure and Baines get at me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Nope +1
User avatar #58 - sasyboncho (09/15/2013) [-]
#70 - Yeah but the picture is just glowing with passion and intimacy…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Amazing Photo's Explained -1
User avatar #72 - FuckYouFatBen (09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I understand that, and it is a valid point. But it just overall ruins the feeling of the post.
#25 - no I lived in America and has unlimited internet on every devi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on That Erected Quickly +1
#30 - trollofhalo (09/14/2013) [-]
>MFW i live in Canada
>MFW I have Unlimited Bandwidth
User avatar #55 - guywithafork (09/14/2013) [-]
I live in the Canada too, and I get rogers so and I used to have limited internet.
Now I have unlimited but still in Canada there still is limited internet.
#79 - Don't stand back bro, you know how pretty she is, I think she'… 09/14/2013 on Miley Cyrus' new single is... 0
#162 - Idk, guys, a lot of you say "this is a cry for attention&… 09/14/2013 on Facebook (1337) +1
#101 - by cooked well I meant cooked in one certain way, any other wa… 09/14/2013 on Filthy liars. 0
#48 - If somebody dies, you mourn them on the anniversary of their d… 09/12/2013 on Inflatable Pee Pee vein 0
#47 - It's cause the joke was done last year, nvm last year it was 1…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2013 on Inflatable Pee Pee vein -1
#49 - richhobo (09/12/2013) [-]
Gotta find loopholes.
User avatar #65 - Loopholes (09/13/2013) [-]
Ya found me!
#9 - "Whitney Huston didn't die.... she came back as a fat asi… 09/12/2013 on whitney houston didnt die +4
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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