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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:5/24/2013
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#131 - Sam has a nicer body, but I would go for Carly 100% of the tim… 01/03/2013 on iCarly 0
#135 - No, everyone just thinks the girl in the bottom right is hotte…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2013 on fyi...your boobs fell off +1
User avatar #145 - commontroll (01/03/2013) [-]
No, I've seen at least 5 instances in the last month where people messed up left and right.
#90 - I think it got deactivated. 01/03/2013 on such a fickle thing +2
#289 - Michael Gambon probably thought James Bond was more of a clean… 01/03/2013 on Actors who ALMOST played... 0
#51 - Noble and sophisticated men had small dicks, barbarians had...… 01/03/2013 on sux 2 b Greek 0
#37 - I hate the transitions of daytime and the non player actions, … 01/03/2013 on Dis Game -1
#159 - Sometime when I'm bored I slap my dick on the rf 01/03/2013 on Uploaded via Mobile -2
#1 - Sounds dehydrated. 01/03/2013 on Confused Goat Thinks He's a... +1
#2 - Fine example of glass half full and glass half empty.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2013 on The evolution of a bro +4
#3 - N. Korean citizen (01/03/2013) [-]
A glass can't ever be full because about 99% of a glass containing water has 1% water molekules and 99% nothingness
User avatar #14 - shooptube (01/03/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties
User avatar #6 - rosehito (01/03/2013) [-]
A glass is always full no matter the matter you fill it with. Air will always occupy the space left over.
User avatar #21 - scoobadooba (01/07/2013) [-]
Unless you create a vacuum.
#215 - Why the fuck are their speedoes orange?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on I don't have a title for this 0
#234 - exlo (01/02/2013) [-]
Out of all the questions you could have asked...
#17 - Holy shit, sorry I should have read all the comments before ma… 01/01/2013 on Bad Luck Brian 0
#2 - Jew gonna eat that bacon? 01/01/2013 on More for me +3
#10 - Actually, cold temperatures don't cause colds, colds happen mo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Bad Luck Brian +1
#13 - autoxx (01/01/2013) [-]
Changes in core temperature of as little as .5*C can decrease your immune system's efficacy. The tendency to seek comfort foods coupled with the lack of quality fresh fruits/veggies is also a contributing factor.
When interrogating a suspect the federal agencies often submit them to environments with extreme temperature differential to "wear down the suspect's resistance". It's a psychological variation of the body's vulnerability.
User avatar #11 - mikli (01/01/2013) [-]
I hate do do this... comment #5
User avatar #17 - onceman (01/01/2013) [-]
Holy shit, sorry I should have read all the comments before making mine, my apologies.
#20 - NOT IN CANADA NIGGER! 01/01/2013 on In case you missed 2012 -1
#91 - That's actually not the definition, that's how Einstein explai… 01/01/2013 on Insanity 0
#5 - But I wasn't complaining about it, and at least I'm not taking… 12/31/2012 on Title 0
#2 - How many reposts are the on the fron page right now?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Title -2
#4 - EpicSkittles (12/31/2012) [-]
So stop contributing to it.
User avatar #5 - onceman (12/31/2012) [-]
But I wasn't complaining about it, and at least I'm not taking credit for it.
User avatar #3 - MudkipTomislav (12/31/2012) [-]
That's not really an excuse.
#14 - For the umbrella one, they are called parasols. 12/31/2012 on Some cool facts 0
#34 - They're probably my favorite youtubers to be honest, but that'… 12/31/2012 on fb +2
#27 - I can tell you, Soulja Boy is 10 times worse. www.yo… 12/31/2012 on Lil Wayne is 0
#26 - In this situation, the tear-drop tattoos represent dead family… 12/31/2012 on Lil Wayne is 0
#25 - Lil Wayne has said he's never killed anybody, sometimes they m… 12/31/2012 on Lil Wayne is 0
#24 - In what way? Smosh has original videos every single time they …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on fb +3
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#34 - onceman Comment deleted by onceman
#67 - True, I'm sure the sea creatures see him as a god.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on batman +3
#90 - N. Korean citizen Comment deleted by onceman
#63 - I like him, but everyone seems to find him useless.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2012 on batman +4
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User avatar #22 - corkscrew (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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