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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#36 - Basically, they don't have as many family values most of the time. 09/27/2013 on When your extended family... 0
#35 - American and Canadian ideals I've lived in both…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on When your extended family... 0
User avatar #37 - arreatface (09/27/2013) [-]
dont bother im just too high to get you now
#9 - >cats >love good one 09/27/2013 on I thought my cat loved me. -1
#49 - Why do you hate to say it? 09/27/2013 on I hate to say it but..... 0
#22 - I don't mind it, I get his best stuff legally for free. 09/27/2013 on Dead 0
#10 - Correction "When you're white, and your extended fam…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2013 on When your extended family... +2
#33 - arreatface (09/27/2013) [-]
mfw "westernized ideas"
User avatar #36 - onceman (09/27/2013) [-]
Basically, they don't have as many family values most of the time.
User avatar #35 - onceman (09/27/2013) [-]
American and Canadian ideals

I've lived in both countries, and I can tell the difference since I was born and lived in Colombia
User avatar #37 - arreatface (09/27/2013) [-]
dont bother im just too high to get you now
#32 - arreatface has deleted their comment.
#16 - yeah that's all he rhyme…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Dead +5
User avatar #20 - bitchplzzz (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah shame hes a label whore. His mixtape shit is better than his official music. Which is bullshit
User avatar #22 - onceman (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't mind it, I get his best stuff legally for free.
#38 - Yeah that's all I ever wanted to do anytime I saw River Song a… 09/27/2013 on ohh you naughty girl you. 0
#89 - And in that moment, I knew we were all Platypus  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2013 on What came first? +4
User avatar #94 - fedemiss (09/27/2013) [-]
there is 2 kinds of people
#158 - bigsaltyballs (09/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #127 - amatsuka (09/27/2013) [-]
OH GOD MY SIDES BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH DOG STOP IT

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#113 - anonymous (09/27/2013) [-]
are*
#153 - grandlordchicken (09/27/2013) [-]
*were*
User avatar #132 - fedemiss (09/27/2013) [-]
>tumblr
>grammar

choose one
User avatar #99 - uhidk (09/27/2013) [-]
calm down, satan
#148 - people** 09/26/2013 on canada +1
#147 - I live in Hasmilton, and I find the eole more unpleasant then …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on canada +2
User avatar #203 - zenagirl (09/27/2013) [-]
Leamington right here
User avatar #148 - onceman (09/26/2013) [-]
people**
#145 - Have the tumblr users never had friends? of course your friend… 09/26/2013 on They were starving him mum 0
#29 - I feel you man 09/24/2013 on Puma 0
#34 - there are way better rappers both as people and musically. 09/24/2013 on Snoop Dogg 0
#34 - Canadian schools, but then again it's almost impossible to get… 09/24/2013 on The New Breakfast Club 0
#84 - level two hunnit fiddy six reporting 09/23/2013 on being above level 40 0
#57 - No company in pretty much any country advertises a job then lo… 09/23/2013 on Women +4
#367 - yeah, I can agree with that 09/23/2013 on Last of them. 0
#363 - yeah, cursing like a sailor doesn't really appeal to teens, I …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Last of them. 0
User avatar #366 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
I admire her attitude but not the way she executed it when interacting with other characters, it just seemed like she was trying too hard.
User avatar #367 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, I can agree with that
#349 - Yeah, I hate when kids speak like adults in games, shows, or movies.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Last of them. 0
User avatar #357 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
Mature children are definitely nice in this day and age but shit, don't fucking milk it. I don't know, small things about her character bother me. Like that one scene where she has this long emotional stare and then blinks before saying "Why?". I could be way to analytical for my own good but her character was a bit far fetched in my opinion, given her age.
User avatar #363 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, cursing like a sailor doesn't really appeal to teens, I like mature children in the way that they aren't selfish and are considerate and shit, not in the hardass way that they tried to potray Ellie.
User avatar #366 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
I admire her attitude but not the way she executed it when interacting with other characters, it just seemed like she was trying too hard.
User avatar #367 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, I can agree with that
#328 - Everyone licks the last of us's asshole so much. Why? Because …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Last of them. +1
User avatar #347 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
Peoples obsession with Ellie also fueled the hype for this game.
User avatar #349 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate when kids speak like adults in games, shows, or movies.
User avatar #357 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
Mature children are definitely nice in this day and age but shit, don't fucking milk it. I don't know, small things about her character bother me. Like that one scene where she has this long emotional stare and then blinks before saying "Why?". I could be way to analytical for my own good but her character was a bit far fetched in my opinion, given her age.
User avatar #363 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, cursing like a sailor doesn't really appeal to teens, I like mature children in the way that they aren't selfish and are considerate and shit, not in the hardass way that they tried to potray Ellie.
User avatar #366 - harrisonfordor (09/23/2013) [-]
I admire her attitude but not the way she executed it when interacting with other characters, it just seemed like she was trying too hard.
User avatar #367 - onceman (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, I can agree with that
#47 - Family guy is just bad >seth releases first theatr… 09/22/2013 on I Would Tell A Joke... +3
#39 - Not taking anything away from the guy, but when I first starte… 09/22/2013 on Ryan Gosling 0
#37 - I suppose he though that joke was terribly clever  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Ryan Gosling +1
#38 - sweetellie (09/22/2013) [-]
I imagine so..

Louie Spence didn't approve though.
User avatar #39 - onceman (09/22/2013) [-]
Not taking anything away from the guy, but when I first started dancing I didn't have any confidence whatsoever, that just kind of sounds like something a guy that can't dance would say. Oh well, sorry for ranting, I imagine he's funny enough, if he's on that show
#40 - basically 09/20/2013 on BUT HE IS TRYING SO HARD -3
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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