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onceman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#55 - If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#50 - Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out 0
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#34 - Sorry I didn't mean that with hostility, I just can't imagine …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out +6
User avatar #49 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
It really depends on your life situation. My dad was in a weird "I hate everyone and all things" phase until he was like 25 because he had an extremely shitty childhood.
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard for a child to handle traumatizing or difficult situations so they have bad attitudes and I understand that cause my life hasn't been too easy, but I always stay optimistic.
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#29 - I don't care about that, are they saying they were at their ed…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Loki Out -29
#62 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
well he doesnt mean lik fucking full on emo if thats wat yer sayin. most ppl here prolly dont even no wtf emo is. hes just saying rebel lik u ass
User avatar #63 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
No not full on emo, just poser emo I guess. Which is what I was then I realized I have nothing to be angsty about
#64 - manbeareptar (12/14/2013) [-]
lol damn posers killed the scene....
User avatar #35 - homebray (12/14/2013) [-]
everybody is different and grows up differently
User avatar #33 - nightmaren (12/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like your edgy stage still hasn't ended
User avatar #34 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't mean that with hostility, I just can't imagine a 17 year old about to go out into the real world, with minimal empathy and sympathy.
User avatar #49 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
It really depends on your life situation. My dad was in a weird "I hate everyone and all things" phase until he was like 25 because he had an extremely shitty childhood.
User avatar #50 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Not your situation, but your outlook on it, it is very hard for a child to handle traumatizing or difficult situations so they have bad attitudes and I understand that cause my life hasn't been too easy, but I always stay optimistic.
User avatar #51 - xolotyl (12/14/2013) [-]
True, but some situations are so bad that I think it's nearly impossible for any human being to stay optimistic until they physically remove themselves like my dad did when he turned 18.
User avatar #55 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
If it's some parent issues, then I can definitely understand, I've lived in three different countries (having to escape deportation from one) and now am currently in government funding and my parents recently got divorced, but being deprived of loved changes the person you are completely.
User avatar #56 - onceman (12/14/2013) [-]
Meaning, I've always had my parents love no matter what
#32 - mrgreatnamess (12/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - bodox (12/14/2013) [-]
to bad no one gives a fuck about you
#71 - **** you all, if I had hi singing abilities I'd get so … 12/11/2013 on Evidence! -1
#34 - I don't thumb up too much, and I thumb down even less, but con…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Bear -4
User avatar #35 - Dropkicksxxx (12/10/2013) [-]
Cool dude, feel better?
#25 - ******* 12/10/2013 on The Neckoning 0
#59 - Why does this not have more thumbs? 12/10/2013 on To Tip or Not to Tip 0
#62 - Even if this did happen, everyone involved is lowlife scum. 12/10/2013 on Weed Brownies for Gramma 0
#209 - They KKK actually physically assault minorities and have kille…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #281 - wellimnotsure (12/09/2013) [-]
They dont do it anymore, not the official ones anyway
#206 - So what you'resaying is that the WBC is worse?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on That awkward moment... 0
User avatar #207 - xdeathspawnx (12/09/2013) [-]
they seem to much more stupid and outrageous to me. As far as who's message is worse, I'm not sure.
User avatar #224 - mapleknight (12/09/2013) [-]
They're both things nobody can control.

I dunno.
User avatar #209 - onceman (12/09/2013) [-]
They KKK actually physically assault minorities and have killed some in the past though
User avatar #281 - wellimnotsure (12/09/2013) [-]
They dont do it anymore, not the official ones anyway
#55 - Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2013 on No one will believe you +3
#56 - bilbobagginshield (12/07/2013) [-]
I think that was the one movie I saw him play a serious roll,and a sad one at that.
#59 - csooky (12/07/2013) [-]
Try this one
#92 - plwmar (12/07/2013) [-]
God yes.These movies show that Jim Carrey can actually take dramatic roles as well and not just the comedian stereotypical ones that we got used to.Honestly I hope to see more of him in the future.Liked him in Kick-ass 2 although he had a small part in it.
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2013) [-]
Fuck, I know The Majestic was supposed to be a serious movie, but that part where he falls off the bridge is fucking hilarious.
#46 - Coke, much like bacon, has to be under the right conditions, C… 12/06/2013 on Cola Coca vs Isded -2
#214 - I agree with the last one very much Also, I very stro… 12/02/2013 on My Affirmation +1
#268 - I mean I see why she would be a strong candidate, but I think … 11/29/2013 on What Is This Shit? 0
#28 - I have no such equipment for I am a soccer player, but idk, I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on I'm sorry but that's hilarious 0
User avatar #29 - crazycommando (11/27/2013) [-]
i'll be honest when i played football, yeah it didn't seem like stamina "could" drop but man.....once you start running with shit, it changes sooooo much
#26 - I feel like my stamina doesn't run out that quickly when it's raining.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on I'm sorry but that's hilarious 0
User avatar #27 - crazycommando (11/27/2013) [-]
nigguh have you ever done a 10km run under the fucking rain with a backpack and rangers along with your rifle...

youre stamina will go down faster than kim jung il's nuclear program...
User avatar #28 - onceman (11/27/2013) [-]
I have no such equipment for I am a soccer player, but idk, I didn't have to run nearly as much so I'm sure after a while I would be more tired than if it wasn't raining.
User avatar #29 - crazycommando (11/27/2013) [-]
i'll be honest when i played football, yeah it didn't seem like stamina "could" drop but man.....once you start running with shit, it changes sooooo much
#77 - **onceman rolls 6** 11/27/2013 on Just realized about Spongebob 0
#60 - 100% agree, that's just a plain face, she's standard pretty, b… 11/27/2013 on (untitled) 0
#23 - ...I liked Martha Jones more than Dona Noble  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Doctor Who Fans +1
User avatar #45 - AbsentMinded (11/27/2013) [-]
Love Martha, Hate Donna.
User avatar #69 - bassline (11/27/2013) [-]
Nah they were both good, rose was shite
#27 - It was so expensive because, if you look closely, you can tell… 11/27/2013 on By this standard, I was... 0
#61 - Looks more like jay-z you unclutured swine, even still 50 cent…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on get a load of this guy 0
#65 - pulluspardus (11/26/2013) [-]
That's even worse.
#16 - Yeah he was always more charismatic than Wolverine 11/26/2013 on X-Men 0
#10 - Some of the ********* scumbags I know live in Canada  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Canada -1
User avatar #11 - pseudobob (11/26/2013) [-]
sorry
#8 - When I was a child I always thought Cyclops was the x-men lead…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/26/2013 on X-Men +13
#61 - notouchingrequired (11/26/2013) [-]
And you'd be right. But Jackman's character was so great they decided to start shifting the leadership towards him little by little every movie. Sadly these movies would have been so much better if they didn't try to give it their own "spin" on things
#19 - mbasm (11/26/2013) [-]
Wolverine was ASKED to be a leader of the group, but since he disappears alot cause he has to handle life issues (The dude has been around for a few thousand years and has more than a few demons to sort out), squads were lead by Storm and Cyclops mostly.

Wolverine later leads a squad, but it's mostly his squad of his own choosing.
User avatar #26 - megatrondecepticon (11/26/2013) [-]
he's not thousands of years old. but he's old.
User avatar #22 - zomaru (11/26/2013) [-]
Dude, he was born when Canada was Canada, so he can't be more then 200 years old.
#15 - fefe (11/26/2013) [-]
he is. but the movie adaptation kinda snuffed his char when jean died and even her char was reimagined too kinda dissapointing imo.
User avatar #16 - onceman (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah he was always more charismatic than Wolverine
User avatar #13 - holycrapimacupcake (11/26/2013) [-]
Notice how the team kinda fell apart when Scott died in X3?
#12 - kanali (11/26/2013) [-]
He is. Traditionally, Wolverine is pretty easily replaced by any tracker or brick, Cyclops is kind of irreplaceable.
User avatar #9 - YourLordAndMaster (11/26/2013) [-]
He is the leader

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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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