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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
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Soccer play named Sebastian.
Favorite teams:
Barcelona
Once Caldas
Bayern Munchen
A.C. Milan
Borussia Dortmoud

I'm Colombian and proud of it.

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#16 - But Platini is on the right and he played for Juve, was French…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Found this on Google images 0
User avatar #37 - goonmcnasty (10/09/2013) [-]
Platini is the president of UEFA, so it could have been something as simple as "English" mixed with "Champions League"
#269 - earing a pink floyd tank what does this mean? 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#76 - ******* love OutKast Ms. Jackon… 10/09/2013 on stuff +4
#47 - no, but it's amazing  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
User avatar #48 - enemyoftrn (10/10/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#46 - Magnolia 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
#110 - what is the problem?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! 0
User avatar #111 - deepfriedchocolate (10/09/2013) [-]
never seen a bag of milk in my life is all (how much comes in a bag?)
User avatar #141 - mrcharleyz (10/09/2013) [-]
3 Bags of milk usually equals 4 liters
#54 - Thought it was like Finland, but yeah I've read that Vienna is…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! 0
#55 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
and you can always brag that you live in the country hitler is from!

and if people dont like hitler you can say "yeah sure, he was born in austria... but we kicked him over to germany because we thought he was dumb!"
#50 - Have heard some great things about it, would like to live in G…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! 0
#52 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
germany has way more rigid censorship on porn, games and stricter gun-laws than austria. also austria has better insurance situation, less social trouble, is neutral (meaning no wars!), no terror group has ever had any trouble with austria and its the best place to live in the whole wide world! (at least studies say that...)
User avatar #54 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
Thought it was like Finland, but yeah I've read that Vienna is a great place to live.
#55 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
and you can always brag that you live in the country hitler is from!

and if people dont like hitler you can say "yeah sure, he was born in austria... but we kicked him over to germany because we thought he was dumb!"
#42 - Like Malcom from Malcom in the middle? 10/09/2013 on Ig'nant +1
#13 - ******* love magnolia  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Well shit.. 0
User avatar #29 - enemyoftrn (10/09/2013) [-]
Does it have a good **** scene?
User avatar #47 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
no, but it's amazing
User avatar #48 - enemyoftrn (10/10/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#47 - Canadians spend a hefty amount of time comparing themselves wi…  [+] (26 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Damn, you Hosers! +4
User avatar #148 - jakols (10/09/2013) [-]
You start speaking of taxes and how it's so much better in the U.S....

can you remind me again what country is currently bankrupt?

the U.S. is OBVIOUSLY doing something wrong, whether or not your US loving arc-patriotic ass can admit that.

- greetings from Scandinavia.
User avatar #109 - deepfriedchocolate (10/09/2013) [-]
from winnipeg here
> a pack (3 bags) of milk are about 4 dollars
> bags of milk
> wat
i'm still getting over the fact
User avatar #110 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
what is the problem?
User avatar #111 - deepfriedchocolate (10/09/2013) [-]
never seen a bag of milk in my life is all (how much comes in a bag?)
User avatar #141 - mrcharleyz (10/09/2013) [-]
3 Bags of milk usually equals 4 liters
#49 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
austrian masterrace...

best place to live!
User avatar #155 - ironsoul (10/09/2013) [-]
Austria is the country with the highest rate of oral sex... or at least that is what the studies say.
#163 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
Where the heck do you find statistics like these?
#182 - ironsoul (10/10/2013) [-]
I have my sources. In all seriousness I saw it on TV several years ago.
#138 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
This nigga knows how shit works!

Von wo kommst?
#143 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
aus des kaisers residenz! wien!
#156 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
Ahh cool, nächstes Jahr bin ich auf da Uni, bin aus Niederösterreich!
#157 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
welcher uni?
#162 - lordumpalumpa (10/09/2013) [-]
Uni Wien, auf da Hauptuni, Psychologie
#167 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
glückwunsch!
wünsche dir alles gute und viel erfolg dort!
#133 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
Australia is kinda scary though. With their mini snail poison things to fire tornadoes.
#158 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
you didnt just confuse austria and australia... did you?

you intentionally mentioined australia just because it sounds almost the same and it made you think of it... right?
#175 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
Oops. Sorry did not read the Austrian part of his thing. Was kinda just zooming past and saw Aus
#176 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
1) there is a pic of the country above... you replied to the post with the coutries pic man! and that isnt australia man...

2) are you american?
#177 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
IT WAS NOT BRAIN DAY. And nope Canadian. I see the pic and words now but yeah. Sorry about that mistake.
#178 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
you... you... you are canadian?!

why do you destroy my stereotype?! you HAD to be american... *sigh* now i need a new way of evaluating who's from the us, so far lacking geography knowledge (amongst other types of knowledge) made it easy to differentiate us-citizens...
of course you could still be us-citizen and just fake your beeing canadian now to break that stereotype...
#179 - pedotoucher (10/09/2013) [-]
I am not lacking of geography knowledge, just didn't look at the comment for that long.
Didn't realize it said Austrian instead of Australian, Also did not look at the picture.
User avatar #50 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
Have heard some great things about it, would like to live in Germany or Costa Rica though.
#52 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
germany has way more rigid censorship on porn, games and stricter gun-laws than austria. also austria has better insurance situation, less social trouble, is neutral (meaning no wars!), no terror group has ever had any trouble with austria and its the best place to live in the whole wide world! (at least studies say that...)
User avatar #54 - onceman (10/09/2013) [-]
Thought it was like Finland, but yeah I've read that Vienna is a great place to live.
#55 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [-]
and you can always brag that you live in the country hitler is from!

and if people dont like hitler you can say "yeah sure, he was born in austria... but we kicked him over to germany because we thought he was dumb!"
#38 - Tom Cruise and John Malkovich as well 10/08/2013 on ouch 0
#36 - I thought the whole world had already seen this commercial two… 10/07/2013 on Man, these guys online are... 0
#47 - how exactly do they look like tools? 10/07/2013 on How to pick up womans. 0
#36 - You mean the George Lopez with a syndicated sitcom and a talk show? 10/07/2013 on The best celebrity... 0
#73 - thought it was like semen with milk or water  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on god got his priorities... +2
User avatar #76 - rosietheamazon (10/07/2013) [-]
me too...
#74 - jgwentworthhh (10/07/2013) [-]
#101 - like sinkhole de Mayo? 10/07/2013 on Just another day on earth 0
#33 - you've never lived in South Florida then 10/06/2013 on happened to all of us 0
#159 - *tips fedora* 10/06/2013 on troll in action +2
#67 - we'e talking about her face here, whch hasn't chnaged much  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on You had one job BTB 0
User avatar #68 - alexandervascus (10/07/2013) [-]
In that case I have to label you as blind! She looks as droopy and as slutty as a crack whore. But its OK, no problem with being blind. Have a nice day
#39 - Poor guy has a tumor on his stomach but that lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on This may be the finest logo... +3
User avatar #62 - tabarzins (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm more concerned about what looks to be his tail.
#63 - so you actually believe she's ugly? or average  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2013 on You had one job BTB 0
#64 - alexandervascus (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but she looks like a cheap whore now. She used to look fine before, but now she looks like shit.
User avatar #67 - onceman (10/06/2013) [-]
we'e talking about her face here, whch hasn't chnaged much
User avatar #68 - alexandervascus (10/07/2013) [-]
In that case I have to label you as blind! She looks as droopy and as slutty as a crack whore. But its OK, no problem with being blind. Have a nice day
#76 - >shrek >avatar >bad boys >die hard …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Things gamers will never say. 0
User avatar #86 - BmanX (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's talking about game-to-film adaptations. ie. Alone in the Dark, Super Mario Bros., Double Dragon, etc.
#22 - Too bad her face is actually pretty  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2013 on You had one job BTB -3
#49 - alexandervascus (10/06/2013) [-]
#63 - onceman (10/06/2013) [-]
so you actually believe she's ugly? or average
#64 - alexandervascus (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but she looks like a cheap whore now. She used to look fine before, but now she looks like shit.
User avatar #67 - onceman (10/06/2013) [-]
we'e talking about her face here, whch hasn't chnaged much
User avatar #68 - alexandervascus (10/07/2013) [-]
In that case I have to label you as blind! She looks as droopy and as slutty as a crack whore. But its OK, no problem with being blind. Have a nice day
#24 - But there's ways of teling if a girl is playing hard to get or…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on puSSY +1
User avatar #30 - HarvietheDinkle (10/06/2013) [-]
Which seems normal

but men making girls take the extra effort? No one complains about it, but inevitably those men will just be ignored. The effects are different between the genders.
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User avatar #23 - niketheassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
colombian people rejoice
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User avatar #18 - arshaqv (12/28/2012) [-]
Bayern Munchen ftw!
User avatar #19 to #18 - onceman ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Glad to see another Bayern Fan, are you a fan of Barca by any chance?
User avatar #20 to #19 - arshaqv (12/29/2012) [-]
umm, no.
actually i'm a madridista.
But my fav is still bayern!
BAYERN FTW

GOMEZ FTW
User avatar #21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Lol my last name is Gomez, but yeah he's very good, Barcelona's my fave, Busquets is my favorite player.
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
i ******* love you and your barca fanatic as well as your BM profile pic. both are my favorite teams.
User avatar #15 to #19 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite European teams, my favorite from my native country (Colombia) is Once Caldas.
User avatar #16 to #20 - themastertroller (06/21/2012) [-]
thus, your username....
User avatar #17 to #21 - onceman ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
Yep. I don't have anything Barca related because pretty much my whole youtube profile is dedicated to Barca.
User avatar #7 - humpcatting (04/23/2012) [-]
Saw your comment on the Lio Messi content.
Saw the Bayern Munich logo.
I love you.

AUF GEHTS, BAYERN!
User avatar #8 to #7 - onceman ONLINE (04/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #5 - krabsan (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey otro colombiano!!! No sabia que había mas!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - onceman ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
jaja. Pues ai Colombianos en todas partes.
User avatar #1 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
well thanx man it's nice to see a barca fan here

User avatar #2 to #1 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah they're my favorite team. I have Bayern Munich on my pic because thy're really good and I really like them but I think Barca is the best.
User avatar #3 to #2 - alexisanchez (01/30/2012) [-]
off-course BM is one of the best European teams not only in Germany
they have a strong team this year
User avatar #4 to #3 - onceman ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
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